SING WAGIE, SING!

SING WAGIE, SING!

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WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHERE DID YOU GO

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Sing NEETcuck and mr shekels might not suspend your autismbux

>*ting ting ting*

AHEM

Yes, excuse me, could I have everyone's attention, please? Listen up, wagies, I have an announcement to make....

It's my birthday

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>get a job, user.
>there's nothing more dignifying than hard work!

Wagie, what are you doing here? Get back to work.

Time to pull your weight, able bodied adults without dependents

why aren't there upper age limits for fast food jobs? No one above the age of 20 should be working in a fast food joint. Especially not full time. How patheric.

happy birthday user have a good one bro

>giving the wagie tips

um, why? Tips are for service that is above and beyond what the wagie is being paid for. But the wagie is performing tasks BELOW what he is paid, and the minimum wage distorts this reality. Monkeys can perform the tasks of the wagie: operating a coffee machine, mopping a floor, operating a til...these are worthless tasks that are only sustained by the people that the wagie votes for (for the wagie is, incomprehensibly, allowed to vote, despite being a net negative on the system).

The wagie would literally have to drop to his knees and suck my cock to earn his $1 tip.

b-be right over mr. pepe

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seething wageslave

No seething on the clock, wagie

i remember my dad taking me to hooters on my 13th b day. those poor girls had to sing for me and my friends

This is why I work as a cook. I'm pretty worthless but at least I dont have to act like a clown.

Ooo. Let's tell that young waiter who looks like Sheldon to sing for you!!!

ayyy it's my birthday too,happy birthday to you fren, i think when i go out to dinner tonight I'll make some wagecucks sing for me.

>A song? AND a free slice of cake? Oh, wagie... you are simply too kind! All together now... 1... 2... 3...!

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Reminder that being NEET means you’re missing out on the wagetrickster lifestyle because you know you’re probably too beta to do it and will end up as a wageslave instead.

Hey! Can we get a waiter to sing this cutie happy birthday!?

the tip is so they don't spit in my food

Ever tamper the food with bodily fluids?

cope

This
I get paid about $20/hr to sit in my office and just shitpost on Yea Forums and read

If that's a risk then don't use their service in the first place.

did you got to college for such a shit job?

WE ARE
WE ARE
WALMART

>get 32/hr to rewrite chink software
>always try to plug a Tienanmen square easter egg before sending it back
>nobody has found out yet

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Nope

Spotted the entitled westerners that explain their laziness and incompetence with appeals to aesthetics. Good luck working back of house with that attitude. You sound like a dishwasher I'd fire with pleasure. Might even go so far as to introduce you to the guy who fought his way into the country to earn a decent wage, the guy who keeps smiling and working and asking for more shifts. You should be nice to him because he's the only person and thing I respect.

lel all those min wage burger flippers and their cohorts get their revenge 1000 times over.

tldr ragie wagie

is it just my impression or are all non-native english speakers awful at programming?
The firm I used to work for just got bought out by pajeets. I'm excited for the trainwreck

You better respect him. If he twists his ankle, you'll be forcyto wash his dishes bosscuck. Imagine having a business that relies on wagecucks. I'm lmao at you right now.

Japs are supposed to be really bad. Nips being good at technology is a meme.

No. I want people to enjoy what I cook.

Is your jizznot delicious?

>tfw not a wagie

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Id have to ask your mom

I honestly love cold stone creamery.