Predict how big of a trainwreck this is will be

Predict how big of a trainwreck this is will be

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Whenever I see a man with tattoos I immediately assume he's retarded and he has to prove me wrong. Tattoos are so dumb

>Look at me! Aren't I interesting and unique!

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do americans actually make those strange hand signs?

That's Baphomet and the symbolism predates Murica user

Look at the pain in his eyes

imagine being to scared to walk into a tattoo shop with a badass design.

so afraid to commit because "i cant get a job"

some people are just scared of the pain like you.

The first thing that when through my mind is "oh no." He's going to show up piss drunk and coked out of his mind, and 10 minutes into his routine he's going to forget his material and break down into tears screaming "why Ryan, why" over and over again.

Or maybe I don't want to pay someone to stick a needle in my skin so I can show off how cool and "alternative" I am. The only people who should get tattoos are sailors, soldiers and gangsters. Anyone else is a pathetic tryhard

Why do those three get a pass in your book? I suppose gangsters is obvious, (dumb niggers) but the other two?

sounds like there was a chad in your life who had a tattoo and now you conflate tattoos with getting your ass shoved in a locker.
theres no certain groups of people that can get tattoos
if someone wants a tattoo great, if someone doesnt want tattoos great.
why do you care about what people do with their own body?

>bam
>doing comedy

Sailors and soldiers, also pilots, for them it's a camaraderie thing, getting a unit tattoo or to show the places you've traveled to. It's male bonding for men serving our country, and it's been a tradition for a long time, so it gets a pass.

Someone post the picture of Bam shooped onto Orson Welles from that commercial

That's what this is going to be

>why do you care
Because I think they are ugly. Anyone is allowed to get a tattoo, sure, great. I don't think they should illegal or some shit. But just like they have the right to get a tattoo, I have the right to think it's stupid and ugly and call them a dumbass

So marking your skin is reserved for men that scrubbed toilets on a ship together.

Tatoos are for fags.

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you can get whatever dumb shit permanently etched into your body you want, feel free. its my right to have an opinion that your ridiculous tribal patterns or birthdate of that dipshit buddy you had who OD'd makes you look like a tryhard faggot

wew
i pity you

Tattoos are gay as shit.
I especially hate them on women.

>watching some neat porn
>chick has a bangin bod
>suddenly tattoo
I think I drift more towards JAVs subconsciously because of this.

>stumbles onto the stage drunk out of his mind
>stands there in silence for a minute before bursting into tears
>stumbles off the stage

>patriots should get tattoos
HAHAHAHA you fucking beaner

getting a tattoo is not an accomplishment, quite the opposite actually.

It's so cringe and gross

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I pity you, looking like a little kid's folder covered in stickers

Why did they use a 10 year old photo of him though? He doesn't exactly look like that today.

>its my right to have an opinion that your ridiculous tribal patterns or birthdate of that dipshit buddy you had who OD'd makes you look like a tryhard faggot
This all sounds really specific and bitter. Just saying.

Mike Tyson
Mandkind
Jack the snake
Hodge twins

All turned out well

I just want to add, your definition of who is allowed tattoos includes pirates by default

Tattoos on men are whatever, who gives a shit. Tattoos on women mean she is a garbage tier whore who's good enough for a pump n dump, at most.

>Expecting him to be sober at 7pm

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Tatoos used to be cool, like beards. Hipsters have ruined everything for everyone.

>Holding gang banging niggers in a higher regard than some random person because muh camaraderie.
The user was right. You really are a stupid beaner.

How the fuck did you get that he holds them in higher regard?

I never said I held them in high regard you absolute moron. They should get tattoos so we can know them by sight and put a bullet in them

>Anyone else is a pathetic tryhard.

because hes a retard getting defensive about his shitty "ink"

imagine being bam margera and never growing out of the teen rebel phase that ingratiated you with 14 year old girls two decades ago despite the fact that you're near 40 and far over the hill

just imagine

>should
Fuck off retard

The tattoos is what made the jackass guys look dumb...

He is going to be so drunk he cant remember any material. It willbe like watching stevo fucked up

No problem if you got a lot of money. Bam doesn't though

this except they usually are because all I do is post on Yea Forums

>he actually thinks tattoos are badass
Lmao are you a girl with a butthole tattoo?