Please can we talk about this kino

I enjoyed it. That twist when they asked how many have you killed.

Only thing that disappointed me was the state line thing. I kept waiting for it to play some kind of significant role and it never much did.

You got it backwards user. Great casting, terrible everything else.

Don't worry user, you've both got it wrong. It's a pretty solid movie with some good moments.

Could've been better, but what can you do

mediocre movie, good casting. Could've used maybe one more character.

>kino
let's not and say we did

Dakota is fucking cute, i wish she was in more movies

That was the point
She wasn't a good singer

>she will never tie you to a chair
jdimsa

I thought it was pretty good.
Why would you think it was bad? Maybe the tempo was a bit off at times, but overall good range and all.

First act was dull. It repeated itself too much. But I actually really liked Hemsworth, I thought he did a good job

I prefer the superior motel kino.

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Opposite for me I fucking hated the 3rd act and the 2nd act is when it fell apart.
Hemsworth was such a bad choice poor casting all around bad editing/pacing and dull slow predictable story.
It felt an hour too long and was the dumbest bloated long winded movie I saw last year.

Poor man's 4 rooms

Agreed.
It seems as if drew goddard took what he did from cabin in the woods and placed it over this movie. Except it didn't work here. At all. Average movie at best.

Perfect movie for people who believe the dark knight and the dark knight rises are amazing

kill yourself

>the little sister actress is 18
yikes, i dont like old hags in my kino

It was fucking garbage
>nigger starts singing
>this part drags on for 10 minutes
>later nigger starts his ape sounds again for 10 minutes
>muh stronk wamen

Absolute utter garbage of a movie.
You have to be a nigger yourself or some other kind of braindead muttoid to enjoy this.

Glad I'm not the only one that thought so.
Felt like a remake of cabin in the woods with a small tweak here and there.
Had it actually been good I wouldn't have cared since I wanted a sequel to that movie for ages but btator was cringe bad.
It didn't even go balls to the wall nuts just standard 4th act shit.
It's main problem was writing it was such a fucking underwritten mess
>x stares off into distance why y sees z do something
>cut to xyz blah then back to x
Repeat ad nausiam I know it was meant to be one of those things happening at the same time memento tier mindfucks but it was so sloppily written.
That said I think the central concept was decent but needed to go more be more like insane kinda shit
>have govt army mib show up looking for hamm find him dead go postal interrogate and kill everyone in a brtual stylized shootout.
>not Beyonce escapes and gets her good ending when John hams character shows up unharmed cut to black sequel bait
There I just fixed the entire 3/4 of the shit movie

If they got a cute nigger like reeereee or whoever else the Jewish casting directors son was banging that day she wouldn't have been a problem but they always pick the same boring ugly dumb pet monkey face who can't act or sing let alone look at a camera lense without it cracking
It was meant to be for Beyonce Knowles but she backed out
I think the actress they got was terrible couldn't sing (over sung)
Bugger her acting was the least of this movies problems it felt like a fucking mess
My favourite atmospheric stuff got drowned out by dumb staring contests where nobody on screen did anything.

>have character that literally died magically come back to life at the end
>le sequel-bait endings are epic
Nah your idea is pretty shit

OK what's your suggestions then?
Fine have hamm stay dead and the nuclear bomb dropping on suburban America somewhere

>remove the nigger woman and the annoying nigger music parts
That would already have improved the movie

Literally hateful 8 the off brand edition

Story went on for way too long.
>good set up
>some good twists
>great ending with that massacre

Really did not care at all for the black girl who dindu nuthin. She was the least interesting character and when it became clear that she had plot armor I lost interest real fast. The whole singing bit was cringe. I guess it was supposed to be clever and emotional but it just felt far-fetched and boring.

If the nigress was cute and likeable I wouldn't have had a problem but as usual they use ugly ones to push their inclusive femenist agenda.
Jfc why do they always put such ugly niggers in media? If they put cute ones in wouldn't that get the point across? Maybe it's some ancient media brainwashing negative association tricks or some shit
Except cabin in the woods did it first and better.
As did evil dead and a bunch of other movies.
Fuck yourself quientin tarincucko

Niggers are all ugly

>And I was somewhere out on riverside by the el royale hotel

As a racist I must disagree.

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This looks absolutely disgusting
almost got Aids from just looking at it.

That was quick muh sfw shit lololol
My most hated movie of last year it's absolutely garbage.
Go into it expecting 2 hours of watching characters do nothing but chew on the scenery (and not in a b movie kinda way) trying to out act each other and failing spectacularly
Oh bloohooo fuck niggers here have some mixed race
Again I would have been fine with her living but yeah the actress character and plot armor made no sense she doesn't even get hurt ffs.

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Stop posting naked subhuman niggers.

Fine what about some large breasted milk cows

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Go away nigger

Lol and prunes all of anons posts in a fit of rage hahahahaha fucking baby

>You look like you're lying to me so the best course of action is take off my heels, run as silent as a fucking ninja and smash a bottle on your head
>All in the span of 10 seconds
The movie could've been really cool
They had the cold war espionage angle they dropped
They had the horror\mystry of the hotel they dropped
They could've covered more about the not-Manson family but they decided on "here's one scene"
But thank God I got to listen to the chick sing 4 times