Hey, I hate "intellectual" "property" "laws" as much as the next guy. Actually...

>Hey, I hate "intellectual" "property" "laws" as much as the next guy. Actually, I probably hate them considerably more than the next guy.
>That being said, I like supporting things I actually like. When I go to see Captain foot fungus, I'm buying a fucking ticket to Alita: Battle Angel, and going into the Captain foot fungus room.

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>When I go to see Captain foot fungus, I'm buying a fucking ticket to Alita: Battle Angel, and going into the Captain foot fungus room.
That's not a bad idea

What happens when you get asked to show your ticket though?

unironically doing this too

drop kick them in the solar plexus

Is this a play on the norm macdonald gay porn joke he said on Mahers show?

That doesn't happen, this ain't no train nigga.

>"oops, wrong theatre"
what theatre actually checks your tickets when you're sitting down anyway? why should they care which movie you paid for?

Do people actually do that? I've never seen that happen.

They do it at the intermission in my theatre. I guess because everyone leaves to get snacks and come back, they can just stand by the door.

>intermission
Where the fuck do you live?

Why do theatres not allow other food inside? That's bullshit. I have to sneak in shit in my sock.

I always bring my own food in.They give me hassle I tell them I'm diabetic.

It's easy if you use a handbag

Kashmir.

That explains it. Most of the world doesn't have intermissions, as modern movies aren't designed to have intermissions.

I do this with every capeshit now. My desire to shitpost about the movie supercedes my interest in Marvel getting my shekels.

Which third party profits from pitting Alita vs Captain Marvel? I don't understand the rivalry.

Wear a long duster/trenchcoat. Once snuck in an entire pack of mountain dew cans (little ones), bag of swedish fish, box of cookie dough bites, big bag of assorted candies, and four little bags of chips all in one coat and you couldn't even tell. I 100% understand why school shooters wear them when they want to hide their guns.

>walking around in a trenchcoat
What the fuck user

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I did this back at school and some of the girls were genuinely terrified.

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