The final nail in the coffin

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Are you ready for Darth Cheesefoot, Yea Forums?

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darth noass nanikin

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I have no choice because Disney will buy all the cinemas in the country to force that movie on me

This makes my heart so warm. This is what inclusion looks like. This is what Star Wars is about.

Is Yea Forums justing itself?

I'm 99% sure Sam Jackson doesn't care about the roles that he plays and just does it for a job. Once they're done he doesn't go back to it ever again. Was Star Wars different for him or is this just something to get more people to talk about the movie?

That's Cheesefoot Flatbutt to you, mister.

>she cried
This is about as legit as her "Stan, what a legend" tweet and the 8 year old daughter of that reporter dressed as CM at the premiere planted as a legit excited kid.

Disney should stick to selling Elsa shit to little girls instead of ruining their markets in capeshit and starshit.

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I clapped

>we released the toys TOO EARLY
We are seeing damage control pushed to its limit and beyond LMAO

this board is in a full meltdown, embarrassing really

even the footfags are ashamed of you autistic incels

>i got to hold his lightsaber!
>i cried
??? wtf

>When you have so little ass that you have to wear custom padded pants

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i bet she doesn't wipe properly

>I got to hold his
>It was so cool

>Honored to intergalactic hero
Does she actually care about the lore of star wars? Women love to say shit like this but it doesnt seem like theyre actually fans of the franchise, theyre just pretending to be "nerdy" or whatever to virtue signal how girls can like fantasy too

How would she be able to want to be a jedi? There were no female jedis or female heroes in that regard.
Is she contradicting herself?

Jackson said Trump keeps blacks on plantations today

Just don't go then?

The Disney assassins boobytrapped my house and car, I have to.

>There were no female jedis
What?

you joke but this is actually happening and people are very upset about it

if theater's refuse disney's demands, they'll have the rights to screen star wars and marvel movies for eternity until the theater is forced into bankruptcy and then disney buys out the theater and only airs disney movies.

scary world we live in now folks

Disney has killed what little good there was left in Hollywood

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Nice preparation to blast Star Wars marketing in our faces either post-CM or post-End Game. Subtle.

shes gonna ruin star wa-

oh, wait..

he raped her

Uh Star Wars takes place in a single galaxy

Says so right at the beginning

>A long time ago, in A galaxy far far away, not multiple galaxies

Star Wars / Captain Marvel crossover WHEN????

Um do they not realize that its just movie and they themselves actually have bo super powers or anything.