About to watch this. What am I in for?

About to watch this. What am I in for?

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Irish Goodfellas

Stop.

Watch the HK original.Just stop for the love of god.The positive reviews, the incoming shill posters who will inevitably defend it, they are all lying to you.

Break the conditioning.

Just watch it before you get the ending spoiled and boy is that an ending to get spoiled.

A good movie as far as I can remember

A pretty good movie

It's a good movie. Good, not great.

Also it thinks it is much more clever than it is. The rat symbology at the end sums up the entire film in that regard. (that's not a spoiler btw)

Scorsese's best

Kill yourself reddit nigger

Real greaseball shit

One of the most entertaining but poorly-made movies there is. And not "poorly-made" in like a The Room way. More like, it's the most flawed movie of its statute (famed director, all star cast, etc.)

Nicholson was 100% the wrong choice in every way, though. I mean, the character is supposed to be born and bred Boston to the extreme, but he wears a Yankees hat because Nicholson is such an egotistical dick. Most of the stupid edgelord scenes Nicholson added himself are really embarrassing and distracting.

The scene where he does the rat impression is particularly cringeworthy.

Who would've been a better pick to play Costello?

Kino

I expected it to be shit
It turned out to be shit, but not very shit
it gives off a shit vibe, but it isn't as shit as it seems
shit but not so shit
shit

F. Murray Abraham

This. It was a deep subdued story about betrayal but they had to add the rat in the end to spell it out to all the normalfags.

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Pacino

Rewatched it recently it still holds up. Last act is a bit cheesy but starts off really well. Enjoyable but not memorable

drink your fucking cranberry juice

this

the irish version of New World a based korean movie

Why wouldn't anyone just watch the HK original trilogy or just movie 1 fucking baffles me. If it was good enough for some hack to adapt it for murrican brainlets and set it in Chicago then you know the original is good.

I couldn't tell the two main guys apart. Made if very confusing.
And I saw the Departed first, so I knew what was happening.

Fucking this. I know it's a rare instance but if you weren't familar with damon and dicaprio beforehand it's very hard to distinguish them in this movie by scenes. Bad character design.

Some people (plebs) can't handle subtitles.
I didn't know it was a remake when I saw it.

I was talking about the originals casting.
Everyone is identical, cos they're Asian.
But I swear, the main two are clones.

You expect people to watch something with subtitles when americans can't even watch the original office?

Who forged your transcript?

Damon was poorly cast. He's actually just a bad actor in general. He has no presence.

The first chapter of a poorly planned out and abandoned trilogy.

This. Jack insisted on wearing sunglasses at night and that dumb cheetah print blazer or whatever the fuck. He was not a good pick for a Boston gangster. But not a cringe as Depp's take on it in Black Mass that was just way too over the top Boston

Pretty good, leagues better than the original

Mediocre, far inferior to the original.
And I don’t even like chinks and gooks.