We watching this?

because other states have gay no chase laws or news channels that refuse to televise so other people dont just do it to get on TV

CRASH MUTHAFUCKA

GET

OFF

IT

>turned lights off
just like Batman in Batman Begins. one of us?

Yea Forums Chaseb Owl threads were peak Yea Forums.

am I the only one who always roots for the guy to get away

any context for why he's on the run/how it started?

>that one guy who almost got away from just jumping out his car under some trees, fooling the heli

spic steals some guys truck
lojack alerts police
chase ensues

>anime avatars

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literally me

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nice, thanks m8

why don't they head him off? that's always what they do in movies.

>actually slowed down to let another car through
he's a good guy doing it for shits and giggles

>putting LoJack on that piece of shit

Chaseb owls should be on Yea Forums

I love comfy chase threads

Why don't these fuckers just give up? There is probably like a 1% chance to escape in a pursuit like this and the more you run the more trouble you'll be in.

Oh nice, haven't been in a good chase thread in a while.
I already took some sleeping pills before finding this thread, so I doubt I'll last until it's over, but for now I'll be entertained.
They keep their distance to prevent the driver from panicking, and hurting innocent bystanders. These things usually end with the guy driving himself into a corner, or running out of gas, or just straight up bailing on the vehicle.

too unpredictable what the suspect will do
rather just wait until they run out of gas/dead end and they ditch the car or get into an area where they can pit safely

Let me guess, a black guy

>female dopler reporter
M U T E D

i wanna see a shootout

Why take sleeping pills? Those are bad for you

I kind of like listening to this slope talk, her banter/filler bullshit is fine

plz make a run for Mexico

SKIMMED THIS THREAD UNTIL ARRIVING ON THIS BASED POST

I'M GONNA SAY IT!

BASED

Well it's only melatonin, so not straight up sleeping pills, but it's because if I don't, I'll let myself keep shitposting until well after I should be asleep. I don't have to be up by any specific time tomorrow, but by keeping myself from staying up, I'll be able to maintain some semblance of a sleep cycle, and I'll be able to get a decent night's sleep when I do need to be up early.

Based car chase poster, we never get these in my country.

>all this sneed posting in the chat

why doesnt the helicopter shoot him?

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this is kino. the woman answering the questions like a real person holy shit

I think he has ocd

why is this thread dead

we need Yea Forums

This

i like her, she knows a lot about car chases

Because it's 2:30 on the east coast

someone STOP him

anyone here in the bay area? be an absolute mad lad

Not at a 3 star wanted level yet.

HES GONE DARK, MADMAN

Yea Forums thread

Homeboy gonna just run out of gas

She flies in helicopters chasing criminals, I bet she's a cute tomboy

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If I knew what was going on I would wreck my pos car into that truck. 91 nissan maxima would go out as hero and I'd get to see if the airbags are still good.

Is he black?

Is Stu around?

here we go boys

gonna get stuck driving around bellflower

I wish we could read the Morse Code he is sending us without the lag.

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Did he just screw himself

He's cornered now

this nigga dead

>tfw long day and you just wanna go home

youtube.com/watch?v=sOFQPnZp0kM

Is this what he's listening to?

outa gas by the looks

run nigger

yes, those neighborhoods are full of culdesacs

>Is he black?
rule of thumb:
if it's a high speed chase at night, probably
if it's a school shooting, probably white male
if it's exceptionally gruesome, probably near the southern border
etc

it's over bros

OH FUUUUUUUUUCK

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>woman reporter arguing with facebook viewers

youtube.com/watch?v=sqAvI-sHi5M

>FALLON
WHY

Why would you reach for something?
this nigga gonna suicide by cop

They're killing this fucker

jimmy fallon always ruins these

>car stops
>youre probably wondering how i got in this situation

>lets go back to jimmy falon instead of showing the guy getting shot/arrested

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>maybe if i just stay in the car they'll leave

lmao this nigga dead

playing possum

surely that's illegal?

what if he was baiting them to stop
literally just slow and stop and they think you ran out of gas

>not watching the fox stream live

>suddenly zooms off at full speed
>tricked again

like if i was on the highway and noticed it was this fucker I'd just change lanes and risk my life.

odd behavior: confirmed

F

chicano confirmed

not the Z... not the Z.

>dark skin
how surprising

Open up on him

BLAST HIS ASS

>I'm a big guy

Is it kino?

youtube.com/watch?v=06CXlBGn3Y4

where's Zak

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>large man

zzzzzzzzzz

Nobody wants a peaceful conclusion to this. Execute him.

now this is kino. reminds me of Fahrenheit 451 a bit

Hey guys I'm the guy in the truck just chillin lmao

What should I do?

>I've been up almost 50 hours with no sleep and finished up a 12 hour shift to come home and be captivated by a car chase at 3am

Post >yfw the truck suddenly explodes.

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anyone got a link to the police chatter?

He cute

is there a single winnable move the truck thief can pull now?

Take off your clothes and charge them naked

go an hero

SEND IN THE HOUNDS

why can't anonymous just hack his gas tank to think it's actually full?

HACKERS ON STEROIDS

Exit the vehicle with your hands in your pockets then pull your wallet out and point it at them

CAN'T CORNER THE DORNER

Why dont they just walk up with shields and riot gear

we need to have these threads here instead of on ./pol/

based bikeguy

based cyclist

Based bike man

chad riding his bike right through a police stand off

foxla.com/news/local-news/police-currently-in-pursuit-of-possible-stolen-pickup-truck-in-los-angeles

better stream

BASED bikenigger

so boring

>that nigga on the bike casually riding through a police standoff

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Based biker not giving a fuck

inb4 guy walks out of the car and the camera cuts and comes back and he's replaced by an independent white girl in baggy clothes without a love interest

could be explosive

THERE WAS NEVER A WINNABLE MOVE

ONLY BIKES CAN GET AWAY FROM COPS AND OFTEN THEY WIPE OUT HORRIBLY

cyclist man is what i strive to be

keep the lights on the fucking truck you idiots

this isnt as entertaining as that chase with Charlie Sheen

me on the bike

is bike guy /ourguy/

bike was probably stolen, too.
fucking kek

I walk away for 10 seconds and miss something funny of course

yes

what if there's a manhole under the car and he has an escape hole

speaking of which, has a suspect EVER made it out of these chases before?

Undoubtedly

Just another day in the hood

Knock on the doors to wake everyone up, have them come out side, break out the 50 cal and light his vehicle up while the neighborhood watches

>when your opponent has lethal on board and you have no answers so you AFK

he got gas, he waitin out them choppers, let them run they fuel out

*DABS ON YOU*

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Get your seats early.

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suspect may be armed

>information indicating suspect is possibly armed
oh boy here we go

holy shit that fucker is lucky

FUCKING HYPE

T R I C K E D

any other streams?

>owner of the stream banned me for making fun of bing

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>space X

FUCK OFF

THERE HE FUCKING GOES

WE'RE FUCKING MOVING AGAIN

WE ARE MOVING

gta pro

He was just google mapping a way out
He was just google mapping a way out
He was just google mapping a way out
He was just google mapping a way out

HOLY SHIT LMAO

WE BACK BOYS

KINO

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NANI

BAITED
A
I
T
E
D

fuck this shit he's on the move again. california cops are pussies

Nicve fucking roadblock retards lol

MAD MAN

WHAT A TWIST!!

GO GO GO GO GO!

LETS GO

HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHHAHH

a daring move indeed

PRAISE KEK

CONTINUE CHANNELING

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THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN

BOI HE DID IT

THE FUCKING MAD LAD

BASED!!!!!!!

HE'S ON THE RUN AGAIN!

BIKEMAN ISN'T SAFE YET

I CALLED IT

>HOW DOES GAS WORK CHUCK?

He should do this all night.

R E A L L I F E K I N O

100 MILES PER HOUR

>im just asking Chuck..

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>HE'S TOO FAST

>does it again

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>i think-
women should really stop starting sentences like like

KEK

I WAS ONLY ASKING, CHUCK

cast the driver

cast the bikeman

fucking riot shield time

HOW DOES SEED WORK SNEED?

imagine living in california, it seems like a fucking hell hole

formerly*

Benicio Del Toro
Idris Elba
In that order

>i call him a he because he could be a she

what did she mean by that

>live look inside the truck right now

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youtube.com/watch?v=-5FKNViujeM
thread theme

>cast the driver
Danny Trejo
>cast the bikeman
Paul Dano

>using canine units

Why are they using dogs? What if the suspect shoots the dogs?

shit this is actually really fucking kino

>not real human bean
>not under your spell

Oh fuck spikes

OH NO NO NO

SPIKED

fly girls are best girls

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it sucks but it's better than risking an officer and bystanders when someone is armed and this stubborn

wont be a round 2 bois

>guy hits spikes
>explodes into rings everywhere

Chuck played by Ray Wise

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peak bisexual lighting

Why don't they crash a helicopter into the truck?

DRIVE OVER THE SPIKES YOU FAGGOT LET'S SEE SOME SPARKS

5 mins until dog-kino

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imagine being california highway patrol and getting so mad you got tricked for over an hour now that you just say fuck it and deploy a spike strip right under a stopped car

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What, the dog gonna open up the door and pull the guy out after unclipping him?
Retards.

So is it a nig or a spic?

>reverse while turning
>drive forward in the opposite direction
wow no spikes

K9, 5 KLIKS OUT, IN THE PIPE 5 BY 5

stop saying pepperballs

i see you thomas smith

Yes

Don't they have robots for that?

They used a robot for that dude that was hiding out in a school and shot him dead.

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Filtered

truly the best police work

blue lives matter

Is he eating?

have you got a better idea? i don't think they would release the dogs unless there was an opening anyway
these situations are really tough

He changed disguises guys. How do the cops know if it's still him any more?

This guy will be dead in 20 minutes. Imagine what he's feeling... it must be exhilarating.

filtered

>c'mon man my fries are getting cold

>retarded newswoman reading retarded comments
Jesus

havin some tendies before he hits the road again. they are a bit cold now but still tasty.

White Persian

HE'S EATING A SENZU BEAN

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Ah haha oh my friend you are absolute hilarity.

May I use this joke with my friends and family?

Have a great day friend. :)

>have you got a better idea?
Yeah, fucking wait the cunt out.
Call in a sniper.
Literally, what the fuck is a dog gonna do in this situation, you fucking retard.

I bet he is taking one last hit of crack before this ends.

circle of life

thats like the whole PD
jfc senpaitachi

hopefully they do if it comes down to that, i'm just saying there's no easy option in this situation and dogs are better than human lives

Eating his drugs

filtered

what is he eating?

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Eating evidence, or eating burrito?

Remember to filter Kippers.

>driver confirmed as white (hispanic)

what?

they're already doing that, that's the default plan. i'm talking about options for engaging him physically ideally with nobody getting shot or dying

this nigga eatin beans

Burritos

Can we make her say pepper balls again?

California: hey can you please stop
everywhere else: get the fuck out the car!

He's going to fill the truck with flammable fumes and light a lighter

>YOU CAN'T STARVE THE MARV

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>shoot him with Pepe Balls

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spraying paint

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WHAT THE FUCK IS A DOG GOING TO DO, YOU FUCKING BABOON!?

the burrito is the evidence

I NEED A CIGARETTE LETS WRAP THIS UP

Hot boxing kek.

HE'S VAPING

>hold up
>I need to light this joint

open the door and arrest the perp, duh

ONE LAST VAPE

Yeah, I vape bro.

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He's vaping.
She granted my wish. She said pepper ball again.

/rph/

>literally just hanging out and hotboxing

Filtered

big guy

>smoking a cigarette before being taken down

Jesus christ how based is this guy?

aren't vapes considered bombs

"I'm done eating and huffing paint now!"

California itself is a beautiful, gorgeous area of the country. Such a shame how ruined it's become.

Oh shit

here we go lads

Pull your pants up faggot

>dat booty

>fat wigger
>no shootout
gimme a break

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engage the suspect physically, if it has an opening of course. nobody expects the dog to open a door, just run at him if there's an opening

ITS FAT JOE

butt crack lmao

Fucking gay.

Everybody go home, it's over.

Is that a scorpion jacket?

lame

MORE LIKE BENNY HILL THEME

this pussy fat ass white fuck gave up

Well golly gee, look at that.
Do what the police say and you don't get shot.
Watch and learn, niggers.

fucking kek

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Good thread lads. Thanks op

if this nigga dont explode...

Shit ending i wanted a execution.

>no shoot out

fuck

Fuckin cholo

Helicopter lady and bike guy were based.

Good thread boys

bikeman almost saved this snorefest

and seriously we'll never hear about this again with the people that own the vehicle or why this all happened. fucking shit

He's gonna get put away for a while for almost hitting that cap

>tramp stamp

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Good times here boys

Time for rest

>guy is clearly not a nigger
>everyone in youtube chat spamming dindu
kek

Boring bullshit waste of time

PUT YOUR HANDS UP, RECITE THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS, NAME ALL THE PRESIDENTS, AND DAB TOWARDS ME

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im so lonely and horny aaaaaaaaaaaa

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I said it was a chicano check it

Claimed

nicer ass than captain fungal

All he had to do was crawl, CJ.

DOES SHE EVEN HAVE A PILOTS LICENSE

Damn what a slow arrest. I've been watching some euro dashcam compilations and they have some police pursuits here and there and once the vehicle stops they just rush to it and arrest the guy immediately. I guess they aren't as scared of having to deal with armed suspects over there.

that's California for ya :D

youtu.be/NUX6Eu9DzbU

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Wew lad who gives a shit if she has a license or not

Imagine the handjobs.

if this guy had been drunk, they probably would've been more aggressive to prevent any collateral damage, but he was in control so they just played the attrition game.

she is so tiny!

woah what a cutie

OF COURSE NOT

TYPICAL NOSKILLZ SCENE SLUT