Do you think flattery will keep you alive?

Do you think flattery will keep you alive?

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No.

>do you think flattery will get you laid?

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WTF does a dragon need with a bunch of gold. Is he going to spend it down at the local shops and pub?

Serious question.

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EYE YAM THE LASHED ONE!!!

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u fkn wut m8?

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>do you think flattery will get you pie?

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He likes it.
You don't need any more reason to like something than that you simply like it.

W-well what a-about if I b-b-bend over like t-this?

All dragons are attracted to piles of gold.

Crows love shiney things and will collect them for their nest. One of my dogs loves his toy and carrys it everywhere, animals can be possesive

Another serious question: would Jews be able to outsmart the dragons?

why a gons soo cute

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Best dragon in a movie? I think so (Also really fucking good movie)

Oh my, those effect have not aged well.

I haven't seen that since it was new (2002?), so I don't remember much about it. How does it explain away a bunch of dragons being able to overpower the military?

Well arent dwarves basically jews?

the bigger question is how did medieval Europe defeat the dragons if the modern military couldn't?

Is anyone else absolutely terrified of how dragons look?

WOULD JEWS BE ABLE TO OUTSMART DWARVES?

No. Dragons are kinda hot.

They didn't the dinosaurs are prehistoric but occasionally a smaller female would be found and then they would just kill it like a normal giant lizard.

They breed like fish in the they females lay eggs or something and then fertilise them via the male, fire helps them hatch as well or something. To be fair if giant dragons immune to small arms fire suddenly turned up all over Europe they could start breaking down society and therefore the supply chain for the military pretty quickly.