Finn Wolfhard and Carrie Coon to star in Ghostbusters sequel

>The original wasn't funny
I know that you're unique, and majority of zoomers aren't as retarded as you

>Coon
>is white
wtf

I highly doubt the new film will be set in the 80s, I wonder if they'll dig Bill Murray out of his retirement house due to how unenthusiastic he was for the last film

Fuck Ghostbusters.... fag movie. Especially fuck Bill Murray and Dan Aykroyd, they are in a class of unfunny douchebag "comedians" from the 80's that nobody gives a fuck about.

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I wish I was Jason Reitman

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I liked it when I was a kid but I admit it was mostly because of the flying green monster the ghostbusters car and the proton packs also the cartoon. I actually liked the nes video game and cartoon more than the movie. When I got older and watched it again it didn’t seem that funny just like a strange 80s movie detached from why I liked the toys and stuff.

Do you think the other kids are mad that they all cosplayed as ghostbuters but only finn got the role?

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I think its a good movie but the premise is not great, and doesn't really work in modern day.
No one really cares about a Ghost Hunting comedy, the only reason the original worked was chemistry between great actors and Dan Aykroyd's bizarre passion for Ghosts fueling it.
These new movies are just trying to catch Lightning again, when even the original team failed to do that with 2.

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kek

Character description

>UNNAMED (LEAD BOY 1): To play 13 years old. A conspiracy theorist who is very into fantasy.

>UNNAMED (LEAD GIRL 1): To play 12 years old. A science kid that has trouble connecting with others on an emotional level, has difficulty understanding feelings and is not aware of how hurtful her comments can be at times.

>UNNAMED (LEAD BOY 2): To play 12 years old. Slender, pale, dark hair, piercing blue eyes, aquiline features, high cheekbones, withdrawn, He’s prodigious-bright, witty, stubborn, and remains playful in spite of hardship. He is also a brilliantly quick thinker under pressure, is at ease with technology, and has a high facility for problem-solving.

>UNNAMED (LEAD GIRL 2) : To play 13 years old. Fun-loving, a bit of an airhead. Always curious, haunted, charmed, dazed.

black kid for sure thought he had the ernie Hudson part

What do you think Finn did to get the role? How wide did he stretch his anus? Did he ride a carrot in front of them? Did he let them watch him have a prostate orgasm from a vibrator egg?

I need a good laugh. Can some user post the picture of the creeps buying Blacked merchandise?

>talentless jew casts another talentless jew
Nothing new to see

They literally predicted this a month ago

Based Finn

>"We're out of budget, Reitman"
>"Okay just cast someone who's already got the costume"
>"I got it"

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Her surname is problematic.

>12 years old. Slender, pale, dark hair, piercing blue eyes, aquiline features, high cheekbones, withdrawn
Literally McDonalds for pedophiles

What a quick about face from Sony. They declared the 2016 a success like 2 days after it came out and were bragging about how a sequel was already in the works and they had proven the manchildren wrong....

>I actually liked the nes video game and cartoon more than the movie.
You are full of shit. No one liked that game. It was almost unplayable. Only time my friends and I ever enjoyed it was when we cheated using a Game Genie at a birthday party.

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>Coon
What the fuck? How did they get t away with this. That's racist af

best post

Lead boy 2 sounds awfully like Finn except for the blue eyes part

It must be hard growing up when your name is a literal insult to every black person on the planet.

Hmm. I dunno. They seem too young compared to the academic burnouts of the original film. Even the second cartoon was more college age interns. Does Ghostbusters work with kids? Hell, when I was that age and younger, I wrote stories about my friends and I working as junior Ghostbusters as part of the larger franchise started by the originals in New York. I grew up thinking what nonsense and utter bad fanfic it was to have kids so young operating like that. Now it seems to be the plot of the new film. Weird.

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the state of muttmerica

that's all I can think whenever they put out casting calls for kids nowadays. I don't think they actually fuck the ones who get the roles, though. They fuck the lower-level ones who are desperate.

That game and TMNT were some of my favorite games.

It looked kind of like this but I remember it being on new for some reason
m.youtube.com/watch?v=VV6jZ-wDU-U

Please tell me you mean the second / arcade TMNT game for the NES.
Okay, the first one was alright, but messed up thw Turtles and tricky not always in a good way.

The NES was a shitty port or version of the home computer version. I remember seeing video of that and maybe other pc versions and getting pissed how badly they did the NES one. With a few tweaks it could have been good.

When you have a career picking kids among thousands of kids you gotta have a keen interest in kids somehow

Imagine if you were a white woman whose legal name was Natalie Nigger lol

THIS SUMMER
GHOSTBUSTERS 2020
STARRING WOLFHARD AND COON

i want to toon coon's poon

Wolfhard is 16. By the time they start filming he’ll be 6 feet tall

They’ve probably age up the kids by now

Go back to Fortnite and let adults discuss this franchise

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so is the one on the right playing the monster?

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my exact reaction

>let adults discuss this franchise
say that out lout to yourself

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I thought her name was Carrie Coon Eyed at first glance.

Based Froggo

Chappelle show had a bit based on this
youtu.be/hLOw_SzkRQ8

Sounds like it's still less embarassing than your life

What kind of person goes around sizing up kids all day?

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this, she probably plays his mom

Wasn't there a rumor it was these two?

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They’re too memey, they won’t cast them in something in the similar genre

He's so cute !

Man i fucking hate his retarded ass haircut

Fuck off hair nazi

Why are they so young? Is it seriously just pedowood or what? Dead on arrival.

Well said.

Obviously they’ve aged them up since then

Shut up hair Jew

#cucumbersale

I'd prefer a black kid sidekick than a teen romance which is what they are probably aiming for. It will be shit if they do that

If they included a black kid these days he’s gonna fuck the white female girl

I DON'T WANT ROMANCE MY LIFE IS DEPRESSED ENOUGH TO SEE TEEN ROMANCE ALL OVER MOVIES

I like it. Coon and Wolfhard are likeable and Riteman is a competent filmmaker people are gonna love it

>female ghostbusters failed
>tween ghostbusters is their course correction
How could Sony be so stupid twice now? Nobody wants this shit. We just want Extreme Ghostbusters with less diversity. And to think I actually got hyped by that teaser. Should've known better.

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Confirmed or not being alive when the original was released.

Nope. Not my GB

Reminder Dan is lying when he says all the surviving cast will be in this. Murray still has not signed on and doubt he'll be in it. If not, expect a 5 minute Dan cameo and Ernie helping the kids with the equipment and that's it.

Just look at Stranger Things and IT
Kids love tweens, adults love tweens, female teachers love them, they got it right this time

>tweens
first time I ever heard someone say that in person was from a gay guy at my uni

How did you know he was gay?

>How did you know he was gay?
Because he had a gay accent and he delivered a speech declaring himself gay? A nice guy though.

How about stop trying to make Ghostbusters like other things and just let it be Ghostbusters. If I want Stranger Things I'll watch Stranger Things.

Would would you cast though?
They don’t want a bunch of generic white guys nowadays

How old are these kids? I was way more masculine at 13 years old.

You miss to insert the mandatory diversity negro & the chink chonk to sell copies in China.
The absolute state of jewllywood

>TMNT
I was never able to finish that game. Imagine a modern game and gamers unable to finish it. Unthinkable.

China don’t allow films with ghosts in it so they won’t even need to

>I'mokaywiththis.jpg
Now that Egon is gone, Ray and Winston passing the torch sounds good.

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so Finn's the new Corey Feldman

she has those two godzilla movies coming out

>Coon is a patrician actor

Strongly Agree

That’s still a better career than 99% of the child and teen actors.

This is racist and misogynist
BOyCOTT THIS

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You wish

Why are the kids on that reddit show so overrated? There’s nothing special about them.

He blows really good

She can still bust drake

Holy shit this might actually be good

Finn's clearly Egon son or grandson

tranny triggered by nonfeminist ghostbusters

98 posts in and not a single image of carrie coon's thighs

>Carrie Coon Eyed
that almost sounds like an insult

They’re supposed to be the group of nerds and rejects

Nice

This! How dare they insult these Queens and kick them to the curb!!

>Carry Coon Eyed

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I wanna spoon Carrie Coon

>teen ghost busters
>Sony
>coon

Lmao they never learn do they

Well both actors are likeable and the reaction so far has been good so I guess they did make one good decision out of 10 bad ones

Teenagers don't care or know about a film from the 80s, actual fans of the original won't want to see this especially after the all female one.
This will be another disaster.

He was probably seeded and fed to get the role user,I would consider my dumb luck in their place

There's always one contrarian in any thread.

Formerly chucked to get the role

> Ghostbusters

> It's now the saga of the struggles of a single mom.

*sigh*

He can bust my ghost anytime *unzip pants*

NOT SO FAST, FIINN

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let me guess, his agent was a kike

Based and redpilled desu

looks like your typical redneck

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The first one wasn't funny but Ghostbusters II was great.

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Why do they always want to put a Coon in the new Ghostbusters?

Was Finn NEVERLANDED?

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There was one in the first two movies, it's tradition.

>Carrie Coon Eyed

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>Carrie Coon-Eyed

das raycis

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I'd say he got PETERPANNED

The black kid would have got cast if he wasn’t being a bitch about wearing Hudson nametag

>keked merchandise
what?

>Hollywood propagating the rumor Michael Jackson was a pedophile
Gee. Why do they keep pushing this narrative? What diid Michael know about?

Yeah he was just an innocent guy who was abused and thought he was a kid like all the other kids he only slept with naked in bed, he’s totally a good guy!

You don’t get typecast in a time period though, you get type cast for playing the same kind of character

>making up shit
Very convincing, user.

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>A science kid that has trouble connecting with others on an emotional level, has difficulty understanding feelings and is not aware of how hurtful her comments can be at times.
Just say she's an autist.

I love Finn Wolfhard so much

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Skip to 1:38
youtu.be/XDynwTgfEaI

>I’m not a virgin
I hope he was joking Finn’s like the last person I can stil relate to

cute finn

Are ypu a 40 year old woman? Otherwise... gross.

>lets do stranger things but like ghost busters
lmao sony are so fucking retarded, it just goes to show you can make as many bad decisions as you want and it doesnt even matter anymore

why arethey making a sequel when no one saw the first?

imagine the outrage if the roles were reversed
>”comedy” sketch that involves a group of grown men preparing to sacrifice teenage girl

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it's a sequel to the first 2 movies

GHOSTBU/SS/TERS

>Coon

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I am a 33 year old man. Why does it matter though?

it's not /ss/ when you're a man

Finally a normal person discussing television and film instead of ranting about politics.

It's actually a good idea, the only way to make catching CGI ghosts interesting is to have kids against them, we've seen adults going up against them and there's nothing new to it

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>12 years old. Slender, pale, dark hair, piercing blue eyes, aquiline features, high cheekbones, withdrawn,
This sounds like it;s written exactly after Finn except for the blue eyes part.

Why would he be son and not grandson?

Kill yourself

Based American milk drinker

The film could be set in the 90s

>all the other kids he only slept with naked in bed
This literally never happened. He never slept in the same bed with any child. It's the (((media))) twisting the fact that he technically slept in the same bedroom as the entire family of the kids, but that's misleading when you see his bedroom has multiple floors and is as big as a house, and his guests didnt even sleep on the same floor as him in his "bedroom"

Aww fuck. They're going to have fucking kids in the movie...

And Carrie Coon will be the antagonist given that she's blonde and blue eyed.

She's playing Finn's single mother

hehe coon

Nobody cared about ghost hunting in the 80's, they cared about seeing a comedy starring former SNL castmembers. Specifically Bill Murray. It will work if it's funny.

The funny thing is it'll probably be a hit because people like him, and Leslie Jones and the others from the reboot will be hitting themselves wondering why no one liked their film because they don't understand what being likeable means

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COONED.com

So that frog boy is basically "dude 80's lmao guy" now isn't he?

Everything he does is an 80's period piece. Even that music video he was in recently is 80's themed.

The film obviously isn't set in 80s, it's been 20 years since the second film

So they’re just pretending the all female reboot didn’t exist? Great

Is Harold Ramis going to be in this one ?

Based

Cashing in on Stranger Things hype.
Hiring Finn makes it obvious.

why though? i want ghostbusters not meme jewish untalented kid who is flavor or the month. this is female ghostbusters all over again. now its kids and women instead of women.

Check your math again. It's not 2009.

Do you actually audition actors for whom you can just see their acting chops in other media?

I mean I get it for a brand-new and established actor but if I wanted to kow if the frog could act, I'd just start up a Strangers Things epusode.

I love how they can't say "white" anymore but just swerve around that by asking for obviously European features.
Well on here they said "pale" so very little room for ambiguity but still...

>blue eyes
>high cheekbones (well some asians and amerindians have that)
>aquiline

boys can't bust ghosts. 0/10, not watching this.

>>UNNAMED (LEAD BOY 2): To play 12 years old. Slender, pale, dark hair, piercing blue eyes, aquiline features,

Just say "highly fuckable", this is taking forever.

>Carrie coon
do want

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>Mommy kino

>I'm a zoomer and I need to post