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Those ads were probably hotter than the actual vhs's

>one 17 year old girl ruins your franchise

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thats better

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Gave me a public fetish

Kek

>its a marti gras episode

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What?

Pretty sure the tapes contained hardcore porn.

>don't like vaginas so I turn off porn once the panties come off

Anyone else? I love boobs and butts, I like watching girls suck dick, I don't mind vaginas when they're in the normal state, but when they pull them apart I just think that's gross, and I don't want to see penetration.

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it's HAWAIIAN NOISES, silly op

I can't watch anything that's not POV. Any other angle is literally a cuck angle.

I'm exactly the same way. I refuse to eat pussy too

Lol. Nice.

GGW is softcore.

lel

Even the lesbian sex?

They're called steel drums, you uncultured swine!

>being this insecure
We have the ability to self-insert when viewing people from any angle.
In fact you may be forcing your brain to self-insert as the girl with POV porn since there are less references for the guy.

Vaginas are objectively gross.

>In March 2008, four women claimed that they suffered emotional distress by being shown in Girls Gone Wild film.[25] In April 2011, an all-female jury declined to award damages to the plaintiffs.

Maybe women aren't so bad after all.

guarantee an all-male jury would have ruled in their favour

It’s bongo drums ya zoomer

let me sum up ggw for you. scummy camera men get two girls in room. spend 10 minutes convincing an absolutely beautiful girl that shes pretty, and her D cup tits arent small. finally gets them to kiss, and then awkwardly throws a dildo on the bed. rinse repeat

The vagina did not evolve to be examined, it evolved to be fucked. It's the "My tits are up here" of sex organs.

it's more about the insecurity of huge dick male porn stars in great shape desu.
Also a lot of them are just kind of gross and sleazy and I'd rather have as much female on camera as possible
POV is just a really fun angle imo

I've seen some of the tapes. They eat each other out.

I've been so spoiled by porn that I probably couldn't even force a boner if I tried by looking at this again

Nah. Boobs were passe then. It was the whole "amateur" schtick that was new and hot with this series. It was literally legal to get shitfaced chicks to sign a waiver and do slutty things and bank off it.

hahahahahahaha

They still are for me. I've managed to never escalate beyond that, a great rack is all it takes. In fact I only really cared about feeling/sucking/fucking the tits of the girls I've been with, and only fucked them proper out of obligation. I just fucking love tits.

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She's manhandling those boobs.

the smell horrid too

I remember watching these commercials on late night Spike and wondering what the videos were actually like. They started showing uncensored HD Girl Gone Wild on HDNet channel a few years later. It was like I was in heaven when I found out.

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Have you used VR? Is it good? I'm asking for a friend.

Did anyone ever get one of them? When I was younger I wanted to buy one but I didn't want my parents to know

True. sometimes some cute areolas is all it takes

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>In fact I only really cared about feeling/sucking/fucking the tits of the girls I've been with, and only fucked them proper out of obligation. I just fucking love tits.
No idea how someone can be on that level, tits are nice but there's very little you can actually do with them
titjobs are boring but I'm a virgin so maybe they feel better than they look

Yep. I go further than that though, I almost exclusively watch fellatio when it comes to porn. I think the mouth is the most attractive part of a woman, and if I could I'd rather have blowjobs for the rest of my life than any other kind of sex. Sometimes I like the variety but BJ's is my go-to whenever I search for anything, 2D or 3D.

Former GGW camera guy here. They didn't sign shit. We just video taped them stating their name, age, and consent, and gave them a t-shirt/hat/thong for their contribution. We didn't even ID them. The only time papers were signed and IDs were checked is if they went further than tit/ass flashing.

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>He's never had sex with a mirror in the room
It's nice to see the girl from a different angle sometimes

Did you dad also run Nintendo?

Imagine being a working class (at least voter registered) woman who has to be on a jury to watch sluts who did free porn try to get paid

I'll bite. proof?

No, Sega.

It was early 2000s, any proof I had is long gone. I don't care if you guys believe me or not, but that's how things were done in the 2 months I worked there before they fired me.

I want to. My POV habits earned me a lot of VR vids in my recommended sections on sites. Although Ive noticed a lot of the VR vids are pretend sex - as in they're just fucking a dido off screen or faking it entirely. which sucks because they are all bad actors so it's painfully obvious and a turn off.

Why did they fire you my LARPing friend?

>remember when boobs were the primary erotic target for heterosexual men in America

Internet porn has destroyed an entire generation

Yeah, I've watched it out of curiosity on my laptop and it's very obvious how dead they look. Wondered if it looked any different.

>it’s a joe francis home invasion bondage sodomy episode

there’s a reason every single famous artist that drew dicks had an aesthetic taste for them but not vaginas

Some 10/10s fo sho homeslice

My sides

SHOW ME WHERE BABIES FEED

What?

More like
>[STEEL DRUMS INTENSIFYING]

>we'll never get this spinoff

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>he hasn’t taken the amateur pill yet

you know what was a really underrated site? gorilla gras

>tfw boobs use to give you a stiffy
>tfw you can only fap to anal porn or asshole threads now
Internet porn has really changed the norms.

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did you just find random drunk broads on the street or what?

All of you are literal faggots. But surely you knew that by now

What if you hypothetically were one?

Say wut

A client (bar which hired GGW to be there for the night) didn't like that I took one of his bartenders back to my hotel room at the end of the night and demanded they fire me. Despite the fact that I was off the clock and did nothing wrong, a camera guy is more disposable than a client who pays tens of thousands of dollars so they put me on a flight first thing in the morning.

>doesn't like vaginas
>is okay with looking at dicks

WHATS THAT? HAWAIIN NOISES!

Hypothetical is not the opposite of literal-- "figurative" is. So you are a gay brainlet

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steelpan

that’s hella gay. how was the pay?

I only worked for them when they did a bar/club tour around the country, and the bars/clubs would heavily promote it, so the people coming knew what they were in store for. A lot of girls would come specifically to be on GGW. Getting the GGW shirt/hat/thong was seen as some badge of honor, every chick wanted them.

Ok now I really don't believe you

literally fuck you I remember all those late night comedy central commercials and I remember pizza bagels in the morning and tackle football making fun of the one friend who wanted to play two hand touch and then retreating to the AC and cheap frozen plastic popsicles when the sun was too hot. Why cant I be happy anymore the movies dont help

Pay attention: this is how you LARP properly.

Before we had that migrant problem. Primarily white countries still prefer breasts.

I think it was 1k a week being on tour (you mostly lived in the tour bus, but sometimes we'd get a hotel room for the night) and you could earn bonus's for getting exceptionally good content.

Needs work. To convince people you were a pornographer for the most famous series ever, you need to not also be an adonis who was fired for fucking beautiful women. Next time, pathetic yourself up in the story some. Say you got fired for masturbating while filming, it creeped the girls out so they handed you your walking papers.

GO TA SLEEP MA!

gonna need some kind of source or IDs on this

Petra Avoravok and Timea Bella

twitter.com/timeabella1/status/691629337464954880?lang=en

why is it that girls do this with each other but no guy jokingly jerks his pal off for the camera?
>inb4 "guys do do that autist"
shut up faggots

Yok guys aren't watching the right be open. It a blast. This is what you gotta do, try seeing if you can get a oculus go, a use 32 gb one would be about $160-$175. Then you down load either "the dirty dean" from naughty America be or "the rehearsal" from vrp and check that shit out. Of you are exclusive to pov shit like I am VR open is a must. I have a HD Dedicated to it.

fuck this post made me sad. this is just the course of less than 20 years, too.
we're fucking doomed

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thanks

Same bruh
A woman with a good rack is enough to do me in

my 5th grade writing teacher was on the box cover for one of these
god i wish i could remember which one

yeah gonna need some details on that...

>In fact I only really cared about feeling/sucking/fucking the tits of the girls I've been with
>only fucked them proper out of obligation.
fucking based and same-pilled

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girl a grade below me in high school started doing midcore porn on like cinemax or something. for the life of me cannot remember her name and it kills me

>titjobs are boring
>but I'm a virgin

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In 2003, the U.S. Department of Justice filed a complaint against Girls Gone Wild alleging that the company failed to notify customers when they purchased subscriptions under a continuity program, rather than single DVDs.[16] In 2004, GGW settled for $1.1 million and agreed to disclose all terms and get consent for recurring charges.[17]

In 2006, Girls Gone Wild marketer MRA Holdings pleaded guilty to charges for failing to record filmed subject's ages in 2002 and 2003.[18] The parties agreed to pay $2.1 million in restitution and fines.[18]

In 2008, Ashley Dupré filed against Joe Francis and other defendants claiming that they filmed her without consent.[19][20] Dupré dropped the suit after Francis released footage of her consent.[21]

In 2008, a Missouri woman claimed that she was filmed without consent when a Girls Gone Wild contractor removed her halter top at a St. Louis bar.[22] A jury found that she consented. On re-trial, a judge awarded the woman $5.77 million after the defense failed to show at court.[23] On appeal, the judge upheld the verdict.[24]

In March 2008, four women claimed that they suffered emotional distress by being shown in Girls Gone Wild film.[25] In April 2011, an all-female jury declined to award damages to the plaintiffs.[

etrenal roastie

>late night infomercial for a Philly area strip club on my local broadcast TV
>they do a terrible job of censoring the nips
>mfw I have a TiVo and can frame-by-frame

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100% same. every time i've been in a serious relationship i just stop having sex with them often and it turns into a chore. eventually i just stop and it alienates them and we break up.

i blame it on the fact that im not attractive enough to get girls that i actually find attractive.

god damn I fucking love you robots

Sounds like the shit they're trying to pull on my boys over at GirlsDoPorn right now.

Fucking roasties.

>In 2008, Ashley Dupré filed against Joe Francis and other defendants claiming that they filmed her without consent.[19][20] Dupré dropped the suit after Francis released footage of her consent.[21]

The absolute state of roasties

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honestly this

checked

>vile jewish pornographers
>my boys
yikes kid. just yikes.

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Checked
The roast is toast

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I never even said I fucked her or that she was beautiful, but realistically the job of the camera men was to talk to hot girls and convince them to do sexual things on camera, so the company wasn't going to hire the pathetic type of guys you describe. They wanted guys who were outgoing and personable, who could be flirty and such. An autist behind the camera wouldn't fare well, because even the girls who wanted to do it would shoot you down if you rubbed them the wrong way.

>checked
also, GDP are my favorite videos to watch. you see the despair, desperation, and hopelessness in their eyes. it's hot.

>In 2008, a Missouri woman claimed that she was filmed without consent when a Girls Gone Wild contractor removed her halter top at a St. Louis bar.[22] A jury found that she consented. On re-trial, a judge awarded the woman $5.77 million after the defense failed to show at court

show tits , get 5mil

women have it on easy mode

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>not having a gf proper with whom you have loving and passionate coitus, but also a big tiddy chunky slampig to scratch the itch on the side
ISHYGDDT

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That's not easy mode, that's Joe being a jackass and not defending himself.

Same, I've also got to have it muted so I don't hear the guy moaning. I've never once moaned during either sex, too much dead silent adolescent wanking

Didn't this guy get his own island based off of these whores taking off their clothes? I remember one being 16 too and suing him

>GDP are my favorite videos to watch

they are all shockingly terrible. every scene is exactly the same, the angles are piss. noone is into it. but the girls are hot.

even still with all this mediocrity, its nowhere as bad as ryan madison/teen fidelity videos with his artistically sensual butthole in the middle of the camera

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>show up to court to defend yourself
>jury throws your case out
>based
>get "retrial" (why?), don't show up, probably didn't know, since paying a lawyer to show up was an option as well
>new judge says PAY THE WOMAN
>appeal
>lol no
the legal system is hilarious

wait so you brought her back to your room but you DIDN'T fuck her?

I'm just trying to show you how to convincingly sell your lie. You don't want my advice? Fine. Next time at least include a cutaway Kung Fu fight to keep your bullshit interesting.

>That's not easy mode,
10,000 dollars is not easy mode, 5 million is tutorial mode

there are men who have spent decades in jail on false charges and never get anything near what she got.

they're called steel drums

This makes it far more believable. Probably promised her coke back in his room, she "borrowed" 200 bucks from him, took all his coke, and called Thad to come pick her up.

I hated lying to my gf when i was cheating on her. to be fair the girl i was cheating with was a prime piece of ass, but i actually loved my gf alot

I miss Tiff

If you didnt fuck a new Girl un collage ebery week you are an incel

this was a thing i did first year of college. high school prom queen oneitis came over and i was too much of a pussy to fuck her.

its been nearly 8 years and i still dont know what the fuck was wrong with me

>download dormroom fantasies on Limewire
>50MB
>Postage stamp in realplayer

Is it worth watching these today?

kek this is my headcanon now. larp greatly improved. thanks, user.

fuck, bro, me too.
she's my bbfu, and her face is so expressive
perfect for 4chinz

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that's what i did with the girl i dated the longest and then i got engaged to. slinging wood like the world was going to end

every relationship after that i never happened again for no reason in particular

don't beat yourself up, bro. anyone who has gotten an opportunity with their oneitis fucks it up. its part of growing up.

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You and your friends all get busy with work and drift apart and eventually you witness enough in life that you become jaded and pessimistic and you realize that pain and suffering and death are a constant threat and you're going to lose everything and everyone you love and then either die young in some horrible accident or from some horrible disease or grow old and wish for death every day because your entire life is even more pain and misery than it was before and you have absolutely nothing to look forward to but nonexistence.
Ignorance is bliss, and you never realize how lucky you are until you're too far gone and miserable.

Well, that's what the marketing sells it as.

Reality: Strippers get paid to act like it's their first time on a tour bus, gacked on coke, that the producers gave them.

kek in highschool i had a gf who was an absolute freak in bed and a big tiddy slampig on the side who couldn't get enough of me. got my dick sucked literally every single day by one of them. sometimes twice on the same day. now i'm single and have sex like once every 4 months. feels bad, bros.

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sauce?

Well, that's what the marketing tried to sell you.

Reality: Strippers will do shit on camera for coke and a couple of bucks.

The only "amatuers" were in the club scenes. If they're on the bus, they're paid to be there, and are local strippers or from porn casting, just like all of the Bang Bus chicks.

>Former GGW camera guy here.

Nope.

i always forget that feel when I was in hs and never thinking about sex too much because I always had a girl to lay it into whenever I felt like it.
imagine people asking questions in sex ed and mockingt you for being a virgin , and you just sit quietly thinking about how that bigtidy weeb girl from 3rd period sucked you dry when you snuck in her window at 2am.

>Yea Forums has been infiltrated by normie Chads
Well time to leave I guess

gonna watch some after dark of her season if i can find it online.

It's pretty rare for me when a pussy looks good, it's why I'd rather see a girl take it up the ass than the pussy. Theres no hanging meat curtains or anything, just a tight hole. Tough some girls have asshole that are beat the fuck up, but those are kind of rare and mainly belong to girls that shove massive dildos up their ass constantly.

Only been with 1 chick that had a good pussy. Looked like Naomi Russels pussy. Only time I went down on a chick and enjoyed it.

>this girls fantastic tits

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Guys pinch each others nipples. If we had boobs we would certainly grope each other.

if you find it would you please post the link in this thread?
would love to relive some frank/bridge/tiff kino

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Hot diggity!

Quit shitposting, child. She got money because jackass didn't show up in court.
See above.

>She got money because jackass didn't show up in court.

they could have reset the court date. easily, especially since its a retrial in missouri. you dont fork over 5 million dollars on a retrial without all parties preesnt AFTER you already won the case

I never said what happened one way or the other or what the girl looked because it's not relevant. People can infer what they will, and people can believe or disbelieve it. I really don't care either way. I just came to provide some first hand info on the thing I originally replied to.

That'a only if there is a valid reason. He was notorious for not showing up to court. There's a reason he ran to Mexico kid.

trust me, i am the furthest thing from a normie or a chad now. i've completely lost it all

Same. These were some anti Zionist psyop shit, everyone I knew who saw these lost there virginity at a reasonable age and those who didn’t know are still virgins to this day

fucked girls left and right in high school. haven't touched another human female in over a year now.

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Fug, forever the best one.

I went through a hot streak in my late 20s where I fucked about 10 different girls over about 4 years, but I've only touched a tit through a bra in the last year. z

Please clap.

Ironically Joe Francis is a Jew.

i need that continual forced contact with females. i'm /fit/ and /handsome/ and charming once i warm up to someone, but have horrible social anxiety.

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What's the source on this? Do those two get naked?

>had the chance to fuck a fat girl in highschool and refused
>still a virgin and haven't had a gf in over twenty years

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it's steel drums you gen X half wit
youtube.com/watch?v=EzrhArE9urs

How fucking old are you, gramps

kek i remember this exact part of the commercial
based user risking a ban

30s

it's all too familiar, too real.

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>have sex like once every 4 months
>Horny and lonely pic
Please
Dear God
Kill this man now

Damn... that also explains much

kek it's from a reality show on CBS called big brother. season 17 or 18 i believe. kino of the highest order, but only if you have the available time to watch the livefeeds and shitpost in the threads.

Again I was only there 2, maybe 3 weeks, but during that time any of the girls on the bus were girls we brought directly over from the club. They weren't professionals. There weren't drugs. And in most cases all they got was a shirt, thong, or hat. Not even all three unless they were really hot and did something really good. In very rare cases if a couple of girls were considered exceptionally hot and they weren't willing to go at it otherwise they might be offered some money, but that was rarely even necessary because the women were attention starved whores and willing to just do shit for the swag and story. The best thing I ever personally shot was three smoking hot girls going at it on the bed at the back of the bus, and they did it solely for the merch. I had actually brought 4 back there, but one of them chickened out and didn't go through with it. I wish I knew what DVD that scene ended up on.

>finally fuck in first year of college
>anxious and awkward in bed
>problem persists next few times
>she stops texting me
>bungle every attempt you make to fuck afterwards
It's almost been 4 years

It’s all on tpb

i wanna be optimistic because im still /fit/ and decent looking, but it's a friday night and im sitting at my place alone posting on Yea Forums

is this what the future holds for me.

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None of these girls poop, right?

>he fell for the don't fuck fat chicks meme
yikes, dawg. you fucked up. i was a chad in HS and i was still pumping some chunky girls with big tiddies every chance i got. i turned out alright.
maybe if you had actually done it you would have turned into a chad instead of an incel

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At least you got it. My best chance is fucking old ladies, or stupid girls who more than likely have either a kid or a disease.
I too share this. At least a bro is heading over tomorrow and I can get drunk.
I was young and innocent. I dodged a bullet because she became a dyke, but still.
>incel
Sad that it's at least partially true.

>hadnt had sex for a year
>girl a grade above me in hs randomly messages me on facebook
>shes looking for drugs, i assume weed
>tell her i dont do drugs, but ill go get a drink with her
>she accepts
>tell her i havent had sex in over a year like some kind of ultra-retard
>she thinks its a line
>back to my place, genuinely best sex ive ever had
>date for a couple months
>find out she's a former meth addict and was looking for meth
>look at her body completely different now
>stop fucking her
>we break up
>been a year since i've touched a woman
>she's now pregnant with some other guy's kid

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>girls
>poop
kek good one user

You're trying too hard.

my only hope to get laid is that im going to tampa bay for spring break. i'll be going alone and knowing nobody in the area. i have decent money. rented a house and car. if i cant get laid in florida over spring break with all that, im going to kill myself

All you guy complaining do realize that there's a literal app for fucking now?

You could have saved her

>>finally fuck in first year of college
a little old to be losing your virginity but totally fine. go on.
>>anxious and awkward in bed
totally normal bro, continue with your story
>>problem persists next few times
>>she stops texting me
ehhh. ok. a little weird, user. go on though
>>bungle every attempt you make to fuck afterwards
yikes
>It's almost been 4 years
BIG OOF

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Tits are the most attractive part of a woman after the face in my opinion. They don’t even have to be that big. I still love sucking on them.

Yeah bro let me get right on getting an std from some lose slut

>BIG OOF

maximum reddit

I’ve never fucked a girl’s tits but I’ve heard it looks better than it feels.

>>bungle every attempt you make to fuck afterwards
greentext, please, user-kun

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Then get one of the apps that are more for dating than fucking. Jesus there's so many options out there but you just sit on your ass doing nothing acting like the entire world has conspired against you.

Fags

You always need a buddy to get pussy. Having another dude lets you fuck a girl and her friend.

depends.
>how old are you?
>what's your job?
>do you have hobbies which get you out of the house?

That's for women, user.

I could absolutely never ever do that. I can’t imagine anything I’d like less than watching myself fuck. I don’t want to look at me. I have to see myself in the mirror every day.

that's a yikes from me, user

user it's both more fun AND more believable when your larp's are more pathetic. give the anons what we want.

i don't get it

kek genuinely wish you good luck user.
you can do it solo, but having a good (at lesast decent) looking friend will up your chances by 300%.

I think I made the right choice in hindsight. Another shitty greentext incoming
>we're out with married couple friends.
>i used to date the chick
>she used to date the dude
>other girl floats around the idea of a foursome/orgy
>uncomfortable.jpg
>other girl: "it's nothing none of us have ever done before and we already know what each other looks like naked and we've all slept with a lot of people, especially [my girl]"
>"uhhh. ive never had a threes-wait, what did you say?"

>see this thread
>have to go to /gif/ and rub one out
>rent out two rooms in an old house
>one connected to my fiance's aunt's room
>door cracks from the heater
>don't notice til I finish

I'm gonna hear about jerking off to friendly fire footjobs

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I got laid way more in the dorms than going to any frat boy "spring break" bullshit.

dry it feels like nothing
some lubed up big ole tiddies though. user, it's undescribable.

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Its embarrassing but I had trouble staying hard every time. I was definitely desensitized from too much porn and a hard jack off grip. My other problem was bad coordination. I had no rhythm and couldnt move my hips well. And I think she felt like I wasnt enjoying it because I wasnt grunting or anything. We also tried fucking in the shower and I spent the whole time trying to angle myself and get my dick in. Just awkward stuff. Every attempt since has just been halfhearted. I've been debating going to a massage parlor just to get a confidence boost.

Women are rotten meat. Not even good enough for making children once the silent Gonorrhea has made them infertile.

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Kek I used to be this guy's buddy on Metafilter, remember that site?

>MRA Holdings

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cringe. take the patrick bateman pill, user

I am in college now and literally do not talk to anyone what do

*redditors

Some times while my wife and I are foolin' around and I'm rubbing her pussy and shit she takes her leg and straightens it and then bends it and cradles my cock right behind her knee, and then slowly jerks me like that.

It's like 200x as muscular as the finest pussy you ever dreamed of, highly recommended.

I'm not going there for frat boy Spring Break shit. I may have had a lot of sex before, but I'm still posting on Yea Forums on a Friday night. I'm going for myself, but getting laid there would be an added bonus.

I’m on the apps. It’s not that easy if you’re not Chad.

Are you me? I dated this fine piece of Brazilian ass in highschool. Had daddy issues would suck and fuck me constantly. Fast forward 5 years and the last piece of ass ive had was 1 year ago on a ftm tranny. Kill me.

This is going to be a total surprise to you but I do not look like Christian bale. More like 30 year old jack black with less hair.

>I'm not going there for frat boy Spring Break shit

Bull. Shit.

" im going to tampa bay for spring break"

Your own damned words, shithead.

>Its embarrassing but I had trouble staying hard every time. I was definitely desensitized from too much porn and a hard jack off grip.
yea nofap and noporn is a meme, but it has it's merits. you can definitely overdo it on that shit.
>My other problem was bad coordination. I had no rhythm and couldnt move my hips well.
not a problem. just get out of your own head and it will solve itself. take a little practice but you'll be fine
>And I think she felt like I wasnt enjoying it because I wasnt grunting or anything.
yea thats a problem. women are super insecure. they're craving your validation and will retreat if they feel they're not getting it. it's a very vulnerable situation for them and no one wants to feel rejected or unsatisfactory.
>I've been debating going to a massage parlor just to get a confidence boost.
i can't believe i'm saying this but this might actual be a good idea. you seem to be stuck in your stuck in your head, forgetting that sex is just about pleasure and passion.

anyway good luck, user. hope you're not a virgin forever.

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I'm going to figure out some way to try this user.

I thought Fort Lauderdale was the spring break place?

you need to start talking to people, user. you need to go out and get involved. join clubs, pursue new hobbies, go out with your friends. this is the best opportunity you have. it will only get harder after this. take advantage of college while you can.

I'm staying in Brooksville, Florida. Look it up. It's hardly Spring Break Central.

>i'm gonna fuck this nigga with my knee joint
damn user your wife sounds like a fuckin freak. who even thinks of that? you're a lucky man.

There's more than one spring break place, y'know.

The cool kids change it around once the lames and old fucks get wind where the SB is that year

But I don't have frens to go out without user. Idk how to meet people I actually like

>i'm not going to FL during spring break for some frat boy spring beak shit
user...

Thanks user. I definitely get too in my head about pretty much everything in life

>last piece of ass ive had was 1 year ago on a ftm tranny. Kill me.
damn user. thanks for reminding me that i could have fallen much, much further.
also did you mean mtf tranny?

>*techno music plays*

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>Remember GGW exists
>Finally old enough and have means to watch
>Find a volume online
>It's just really awkward and uncomfortable

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fuck it. you dont know me personally, why not be honest? started talking to this e-girl. hit it off. we sexted a lot and shit. she was trying to date this other dude though. thought it would help my odds to date her if i go visit and fuck her. buy tickets. everything is great. boutta week ago she's like, "don't come. don't really want to talk to you all the time now like we used to"
now i essentially cucked myself

no you're pretty much right. I wouldn't call it "boring" but it's boring compared to what you could be doing. It's not that they feel bad, it's just something for porn visuals

Right so you had the best of both worlds and you threw it away because youre a pussy. They should call you “King Pussy” because youre the king of the pussies. Fuck you

Dreamgirls is much better. Watch it on mute though.

I know, it's pretty amazing. She's an athlete too. Can't do it unless she has a fresh leg shave though, otherwise it's like needles driving into the head of one's penis.

>thinking you're going to get laid in Brooksville, FL

that bad, huh?

A girl I met off OKCupid had some of the most incredible tits I'd ever seen. She was 29, but her tits didn't look a day over 16. They were full, firm Cs with perfect proportional pink nipples. They were the kind of tits a less knowledgeable guy might think were too good to be true, but they were very much real. After fucking I just stayed in bed with her admiring them and caressing them. I don't think I slept for a minute that night. Aside from a bathroom break or two we ended up staying in bed naked until around 3 in the afternoon and she just let me continue to touch them and admire them the entire time. Of all the stuff I've done in my life that's my fondest sexual memory.

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>remember use to get excited about Wild On cause they didn't blur nipples during wet t-shirt contests

Also, Jules Asner>Brooke Burke

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>Idk how to meet people I actually like
that's where the clubs and hobbies come in. i know it seems awkward at first, but this is the best way to meet new people. it only gets harder after college. pursue your interest in clubs. if you're religious, get involved in your church/mosque/whatever. my point is, participate in society. force yourself to be around people. it seems awkward at first, but it really isn't. this is how you start friendhsips.

big 'o tiddies

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that sounds super shitty. sorry you're in that situation.
what's an e-girl though? is this like a camgirl or what?

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I believe you.

kek wtf is up with this post? is this >S E E T H I N G but unironically?

There is an entire image board of nothing but PG big ol' hoot-hoots. Top Heavy Hotties.

Jules was too prude.

holy kek lol

how do you make this happen?

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Tbh join a frat if you can. If I could go back I'd do that, I stuck to the group of friends I made my freshman year and it grew stale by junior year. Had shitty sex with a few girls from dorm or house parties the first two years and then one gf that lasted from about thanksgiving to just past Valentine's. Managed to get better after college tho.

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Eh, sorta. It's like being a semi-famous girl on Twitter without doing any actual camgirl shit. It took some work to get nudes. We "met" when I still had an account. I know she browses /x/

I fucking wish I had white relatives

WOAH

nice tits, too bad about the le 56% face

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based fag

this is super interesting. i want you to link to her twitter but it's fine if you don't want to.
how did you meet her and start talking to her?
were you giving her money?
what kind of "work" did it take to get some noodz? what do you mean?

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Do other countries do this? I thought only young mexicans did this. Gay if you ask me.

Who is this?

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Ben Shapiro's mom

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He's a paypig and some transexual is selling him nudes stolen from some poor thot's phone.

>this thread

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I used to jack off to Jaime hammer all the time. She now does soft core bond age films

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christ. uh. i dont even remember her twitter handle anymore after getting banned.
she just followed me one day and started chatting me up.
never gave her any money. just pretty much talking to her non-stop for six months straight giving her attention like a woman wants and letting her know that i was into her.

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>tfw fucked 5 girls since breaking up with my gf in November
>tfw still have imposter syndrome and I’m convinced that I’m terrible at getting pussy

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>DURRR UHURRR UHURRR IS THIS S E E T H I N G ??????
Drop the memes for a second. Yes it was a genuine response to your stupidity, im not actually angry though anyone can see that

I didn't give any money, but if I got conned, it's the most elaborate con of all time and I give the guy props.

>search pic
>first google hit, "hi guys im looking to become a trans girl bimbo like pic"
the degeneracy is real

lmao i wasn't even the other user.
when did you lose your virginity?
when was the last time you had sex with a woman that you didn't pay for?

How is it even possible to have those tits that gigantic and not be 700 pounds?

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damn she cute, user
what did you do to get banned?
also how do i get qt's like this to just follow me out of the blue?

be chad

what are some kinos about growth?

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Last month to both of those answers

Gigantomastia

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>what did you do to get banned?
I called Chad Ochocinco a faggot for saying Premier League was better than NCAA football. I'd also evaded multiple bans before and that was the final straw.

I can't answer that because I don't know. I had like 3,000 followers and she was literally the only woman who had ever started talking to me on there.

that's a man

>watching the seething asian woman in the left of the frame and her cuck husband

coal burners btfo

ok pal

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>I called Chad Ochocinco a faggot for saying Premier League was better than NCAA football.

Make way lads, it's our guy.

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Holy hell I had the exact same experience.
But now that I've been an incel for a few years after she dumped me I want her again because I'm a pathetic organism. Any port in a storm.

god bless bimbos

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>he thinks GGW would give a single shit about some rando bar owner.

seemingly perfect specimen, but what the hell is up with her bellybutton

>tfw you know this feel

FOREVER ASSOCIATED STEEL DRUMS FOR AN ENTIRE GENERATION

ZOOMERS WONT GET IT

I BLAME THE N--

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>In March 2008, four women claimed that they suffered emotional distress by being shown in Girls Gone Wild film.[25] In April 2011, an all-female jury declined to award damages to the plaintiffs.

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have a piercing
take it out
every day
have trout pout

rolling

>Went 40 days on noFap for the new year
>literally shook the first time I actively looked at porn again
Porn is a drug - for the sake of your own dreams and success, stop looking at it. It's not real.

I can't get it up with my sister anymore, thanks thread.

why has no one posted the webm of the best tits girl from GGW?

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No legit female to male. She told me afterwards and it freaked me out. I met her at a bar and we were talking and she said that she always wanted to be fucked up the ass and I was half joking saying Il do it to you, fast forward half an hour later and im fucking her up the ass and eventually her pussy. I shouldve known something was up when she didnt want me touching her tits.

Who is this?

my gf

>BOULDERS
KEK!

IMAGINE SLAPPIN DEM TITY AROUND, REALLY GOIN TO TOWN LIKE ROCKY ON THE SPEEDBAG

Maybe if so many men didn't spend their teenage (and then adult) years desperately lonely, porn wouldn't be so widespread.

But roasties gonna roast.

>you now remember watching Banned From TV

I agree, but I also believe it's a combination of things (i.e. loneliness, active subversion/promotion, a side-product of technological advancement). All I'm saying is, all will be much better off without it. I wish the best for the anons on here.

As an older gentleman who posts on this Rhodesian macrame forum, it blows my mind how different things were pre-internet. We used to be psyched to see scrambled blue bosoms on our TV screens and censored flashing on late night commercials. Fast forward 20 something years and you can pretty much look up the most esoteric fetish instantaneously You lucky bastards.

Makes me think of the /fit/ image:
>out of shape man looking at fit male - "How do I get like that. I hope I can do it someday."
>out of shape female looking at a fit female - "Eww what a anorexic attention seeking whore. What a hussy for thinking she's good looking, Fuck that bitch."
95% of women will always be catty in all realms of life.

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>another oldfag who "watched" scrambled porn on the cable box
the audio was usually good though, i just remember some latina woman screaming "I'm so wet right now" and then "uh uh uh uh fuckme fuckme fuckme fuckme" over and over.

300+ posts, boys, into the abyss we go. it was an honor shitposting with you.

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Goddammit. This is an incredibly accurate description of scrambled porn dialog. I remember at one point I figured out that if you went to a porn channel, went to another channel then hit the back button, it would leave the porn unscrambled for roughly 40 seconds.What a sad and wonderful time it was.

>titposting
ftfy

this isn't a shitpost thread
adding to the webm/gifs for this thread

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thanks to scrambled porn I learned to both visualize a naked woman and jerk off before the age of 10

my balls hadn't even dropped yet

tits>pits>ass for me

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>countries with the most niggers like asses

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........fuck. I used to search for it on Kazaa because it was rare and taboo, now it's just automatic.

>this isn't a shitpost thread
you're right. this thread was filled with well thought out and in depth discussion about television and film.

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