/ABAG/ Alita: Battle Angel General #77

This is thread is for discussion of Alita: Battle Angel.

Trailers
youtube.com/watch?v=mkZsFiVQQsk
youtube.com/watch?v=w7pYhpJaJW8

Rotten Tomatoes - Critics 60% Audience 94%
rottentomatoes.com/m/alita_battle_angel
IMDB - 7.6/10
imdb.com/title/tt0437086/

Production Cost and Box Office Sales Numbers
boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=alita.htm

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>tfw /HealedbyAlita/

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Damn it, I'm always too late to make the generals. Already did this picture.

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Reminder to the lurkers. Yea Forums DOES NOT like this pleb trash
the cycle is never wrong
>plebs come to Yea Forums to talk about it and spew their optimistic and positive opinions about it
>the patrician regular posters either wait for for the rip or are in the minority
>the plebs leave because they have other boards to shitpost on
>all that's left are the regular Yea Forums posters
>they usually hate it since movies like this tend to be shit

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No point on making these threads anymore, fags. The discussion finally died. Let it go.

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one thread closer to 99 we're gonna make it bros

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Have some Lalita

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very true

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>mines reddit for content
>claims to be the “real” Yea Forums
take your soul sister #1 ass to sleep

SORRY FOR WUT

I DO NOT STAND BY, IN THE PRESENCE OF EVIL Yea Forums POSTERS

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Fuck off, Jerome!

Can anyone post the webm of Alita seeing herself in the mirror for the first time?

What's the ceiling for the movie? 300 mill? I don't see it getting past that

I mean it's just one movie, and I feel like everyone that saw it has already put in their two cents on what they thought about the movie whether it was good or bad. But remember we're doing it for Alita

Um... user... it just passed that tonight. The ceiling for the movie is 450 million.

They're shills and redditors they can't

>Does it bother you, user...That I'm not completely kino?

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Really? boxofficemojo is still at 287 mill. They haven't updated it yet?

I love this movie.

No, not updated yet. Numbers for this week and this weekend will be shown Sunday/Monday.

How the hell did they get hugo's reflection on her eyes?

>"You are the kinoest person I have ever met, even if we don't get a sequel"

You have a place in my heart ALITA, I am rooting for you.

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Made this in 10 minutes. Who here buying 4K when released?

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Polygons. Lots of them.

fuck off back to 2***

The mouse is afraid...

I already have it on pre-order

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No I'm just curious. I really want a sequel, but I wasn't sure if the movie had strong legs or not.

nobody gives a shit about poor yukito.
i have seen no shitposting in his official english forum since i posted the link here
jajatom.moo.jp/E-top/frame.html

>The end result was 8.5 million polygons per eye compared to Gollum who had 50,000 polygons total for his entire character.

I am not talking about you, I am talking about the mouse...

>The ceiling for the movie is 450 million.

dear jesus, we dont talk too often but could you . . . .

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Based on my calculations, which I've very realistically taken into account drop offs and accurate numbers, the movie will be sitting above 350 to 370 million on Monday.

nice try jerome

Reminder to the lurkers. /ABAG/ DOES NOT like pleb trash
the cycle is never wrong
>plebs come to /ABAG/ to shitpost and spew their vitriol and negative opinions about Alita: Battle Angel
>the patrician regular /ABAG/ posters either do not take the bait or tell the plebs to fuck off
>the plebs get bored and leave because they have other threads to shitpost in
>all that's left are the regular /ABAG/ posters
>plebs hate Alita: Battle Angel since it is a near flawless movie that will be discussed on Yea Forums for decades to come

I'll buy it even though I still have 1080p TV for now

400 to 450 million is not bad at all user. Fox insiders have already said the break even point is 350 million.

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Found a black alita fan
Is this where Jerome comes from?

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No, that's Tyrone. He aight.

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How many times have you watched it?

6 times here, went alone in all of them.

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this

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I'm seeing it for a 6th time tomorrow and then another time next Wednesday. It will become my most viewed film in a cinema and I intend to keep it my most viewed. I fucking love this movie so much.

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I found another alita reddit forum and I know for sure they're behind these threads and posts in it
stay tuned

>How many times have you watched it?
Only one, but I'm going tomorrow and bringing a friend

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I only saw it twice. Wish I could have seen it in IMAX but they were making way for dragons 3. I saw them taking down the huge Alita poster down. I also went up and asked if i could have it.

Three so far. Have ticket for fourth already.

is Yea Forums the only place where this level of irony can exist?

only 2 X Vmax 3D, but i got 12 other people to see it. also artbook and OST.

I can't. It's impossible for me.
Please enjoy it for me, anons.
I'll... catch up one day.

>Thinks I'm being ironic
You clearly haven't watched Alita user. You haven't been healed yet.

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iron your balls senpai

>Synthesizers built with the lost technology of the URM Technarchy.
Seriously though, I love that panel so much. Pure cyberpunk aesthetic.

It's just shills

>is Yea Forums the only place where this level of irony can exist?
Get ready to eat that Blu-Ray, mousecuck

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Looks like a mix of Muay Tai, Wing Chun, and Tai Chi.
I'm not an expert, though.

haha yeah, nobody really likes movies on the the movie board. haha, we're all just pretending for the lols. haha

>I can't.
Why ?

what exactly are the united republics of mars and why do they have large eyes? are they a seperate race of human or are they completely alien?

8 times. It has rewatch value like crazy It's impossible to not root for our girl,

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Did they let you have it?

I'm only post here and spreading the word of Alita because Jimmy and Bob came to my house and handed me a large sum of moneys to shill this movie on Yea Forums gotta keep my end of the deal if i want to see more cash by the end of the month.

Why do redditors need to talk about how many times they've seen it? Is it because they're corporate dogs? Very strange considering the pro commie message

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God that whole scene was too cute.

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Anyone have any requests for poster edits or reaction pics or something? A little bored and could use something to put together.

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Too poor. Not even on my own internet.

I never thought I'd see the day where people on Yea Forums would be gobbling up capeshit. Before you reply >b-b-but it isn't capeshit even though Yea Forums has universally agreed Star Wars is capeshit!, remember that 1. She is not a human 2. She has super human abilities 3. She fights things with super human abilities 4. She is the hero. Therefore, she is a superhero and thus this is capeshit. Furthermore, the manga was literally based on various capeshit that Japan was into. The fact Yea Forums is supporting this is a sad fucking day. Fuck all capeshit and fuck you for liking it. You're killing the film industry with your banal adaptations which will result in just capeshit. Well, your paving the road to this. Good job.

Reminder to the lurkers. Yea Forums DOES like kino
the cycle is never wrong
>plebs come to Yea Forums to talk about shit and spew random images from reddit and discord
>the patrician regular posters casually point out the genuine merits of the movie
>the plebs leave because they have capeshit to worship
>all that's left are the regular /ABAG/ posters
>they love it since movies like this tend to be kino

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Shit I meant "almost" instead of "also". I almost asked for it. They were probably going to say no though.

will be 2 on wednesday

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Passion of the Christ is capeshit.

classic and based pasta
post reddit invasion and bluepilled twitter pasta

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Let me guess, you're going to tell me to root for Captain Marvel or some shit, right?

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ur mom was capeshit

I’m praying they do a 4K 3D combo pack in the states

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excellent pasta senpai

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based

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Is Jude Law the bad guy?

You should have learned that months ago archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/107281496/#107283177
Not the other day, shill

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still up for shoopings

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This movie was fucking terrible, and it's fanboys are the very definition of beta males.

Go hit the gym, you fucking losers.

3 times in IMAX. Since it's out of IMAX where I live, I don't know if I'll see it again. The last time I went was so great because I had the entire theater to myself. I don't think I can replicate that holy union of comfy/KINO ever again.

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I sympathize. I'm poor as fuck too but I watched it twice for free because the cashier is a school friend...

thanks shooper user

b/s/o/d
Now.

does the gym have a singles policy?

>beta males
trans males*

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>t. Casey Roscoe

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No. Fuck all capeshit. Fuck this. It's the same fucking shit. Origin story, punch things, quip 'MUH STAND BY WITH EVIL :DDD' and then punch more things. Defeat evil organisation. All is happy.

It isn't pasta, check the archives, you're free to post it if you want though.

Does it have a non-human with superpowers defeating evil with superpowers? Then yes, it is capeshit. A guy with CIA training and a gun defeating people isn't capeshit as he is just a human. James Bond defeating a bad guy isn't capeshit. None of them are superhuman. You're literally defending capeshit because you want it to beat another capeshit you don't like. They're both shit and killing the industry. Disney can die in a fire RIGHT NOW and I would not care. Same with DC.

suck my dirty dick faggot

Did China save it

>All is happy
Um... user, you didn't watch it.

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Maske tumor or natural birth? Tumor makes sense as the only squishy human part of her is a brain.

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I get it, we're supporting a mediocre movie that is essentially a superhero origin story and a billion dollar corporation to get back at another mediocre movie that is essentially a superhero origin story and a billion dollar corporation. Right. Got it guys. This is some epic meme. I like it. Where can I subscribe for more?

>another poor user saw it and you still can't

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Might as well be pasta because i've seen similar post.

Yes and his death is completely different to the anime and was an annoying part because of that. That's like saying Infinity War isn't capeshit because loads of people died. Fuck off with that. It still ended with the good guy doing good guy things.

It's happy because she's single again and I still have a chance!

Yes

>Does it have a non-human with superpowers defeating evil with superpowers?
Alita is human and doesn't have superpowers though.

But you said all is happy, which isn't true.

Glad somebody else has voiced an opinion similar to mine. It is capeshit and is ruining the industry. I'm fine with people liking it, but you're liking ot purely to get back at another capeshit factory, instead of trying to support films that aren't fucking capeshit.

Oh you poor Blu-ray eater.

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>mental gymnastics

>it's capeshit
Really? How?

That's liking saying Iron Man is a human and doesn't have superpowers; he's fucking capeshit tho. Alita is the same, she isn't a full human by our definition and she has powers beyond regular normal every day right here on earth now humans.

why can't we just enjoy a movie because it's fun

Wow, so basically you hate all fantasy and all sci-fi, then. You intentionally limit your scope this way?

>abusing the term capeshit
k

I already explained that. If Alita isn't capeshit then neither is Iron Man or Black Panther or Batman because hey, they're 'human' and just have suits and gadgets and shit! Ignore their abilities way beyond anything a normal human sitting in the seat next to you can do!

Can you do one without lettering and also one of her cut out?

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well since you asked i'll write this again
martian chronicles a shit

Wow, you have zero clue about what your saying. Alita is the embodiment of the Hero archetype. Superhero ≠ Hero.

>abusing the term capeshit
Thats been happening since it was first brought here by Yea Forums though
why are you so new wtf

just a heads up viralers, i saw this movie today finally because of you. it was entertaining enough but I was expecting more from it.

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I am new, admittedly.
Found my way to this board because of Alita.

Made in 5 minutes.

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Only sane method to read MartianC is via wiki pages.

>she has powers beyond regular normal
First she's just stronger than her opponents, just like any hero (see westerns), nothing like a "superpower", second I think Sci Fi is really not your genre, just give up.

No, because sci-fi and fantasy aren't based around the same core storyboard. Origin; warmup; escalation; climax. Alita is.

Not at all, you just don't like the term because it's about something you like. Lots of people like Star Wars but you search archives for 'Star Wars' and 'Capeshit' and you'll find plenty of matches.

You can, but reading this thread there seems to be the intent purely to 'get at Disneyshills' or some weird fucking gimmick when you're supporting a billion dollar company with the same fucking generic story as the capeshit factory that is Disney and DC. The fact there is a general with outright 'go see it more than once guys' type posts is also fucking gay and is literally shilling. It's a mediocre film that could have been better and the anime is superior. It should be left like that, but a large % of you are turning it into a war with Disney which just ends up producing more capeshit in the end or capeshit similar things.

And she has super human abilities compared to the average human. You cannot deny this. She is therefore 'superhuman' and thus combined with your own words of 'Hero' she is a 'Superhero'.

I haven't been to the theater since Tuesday night. Having Alita withdrawels... gotta go tomorrow

Our girl.

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we just think alita is a cutie, that's all

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>that eye contact

>If you search archives for Star Wars and capeshit after I spammed in those threads nonstop...
user... I...

Bitch, I think the movie's a masterpiece.

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Just got back from seeing Alita on a huge IMAX screen. I cried at the two scenes at the end. I had tears flowing down my face, but I didn't wipe them so nobody can see me crying like a pussy, I let the tears dry by themselves.

You faggots convinced to see this movie twice...I only saw 2 movies more then once at the cinema in my life, this and BR2049....

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>the anime is superior
no fucking way it is.
you can say the manga is better, but not the fucking OVA come on

Ay dios mios la ultima creaturas del Iron City...

>And she has super human abilities compared to the average human.
*blocks your theory*
Just fuck off Jerome.

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Good. Let's continue pretending this is Reddit so they don't write any more "Alita is the Official Film of the Alt-Right" articles

What the fuck delete this now

Fucking great.

>It's a metaphor for the USA.

My 48" will suffice I sit close to it
Idk she's a women they are always fucking cold
No
No

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Don't go cold turkey, it's dangerous. Reduce Alita gradually

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Is BR2049 that good?

Only watched it once, liked it but not enough to watch multiple times.

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You did it senpai. Mind telling me what the two scenes were?

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Need a follow up with Disney movie characters in the fabled concentration camps.

what's up with the scar-design on his forehead? Is that explained anywhere?

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>Is BR2049 that good?
it takes all of the things you like about the original and does it better

i didn't see it because i love the original blade runner and i fuuuuuuuccking hate jared leto, should i watch it?

When she’s staring at the ground before she even makes eye contact is one of my favorite scenes

>This BATTLE ANGEL seeks to take flight
>...will it be The Undertaker's SWAN SONG?

where are you getting this high quality webm?

If you hate him you'll hate him in this movie too, since his character was written to be. It should work out.
Also JOI is basically the 0.9b version of Alita.

youtube.com/watch?v=AfkkXKHmNVU

No way Joi can be compared to Alita. Alita outdoes her in every class.

Hence she's the beta version.

It happened when Alita was holding Hugo in her hands after he got stabbed, and then she was holding Hugo by his robo hand...it was because of the raw emotion on Alita's face....I cant explain it...it felt so real, I was feeling what Alita was feeling at the exact same moment, not a single movie made me feel that apart from BR2049 and Alita.

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capeshit isnt about the characters powers but the origin of their story, Iron man comes from a long line of american style superhero comics generally low on graphic violence and child friendly. Alita is a Manga heroine her story is high on violence and not child friendly.

thanks user

>Punisher.
Also capeshit isn't about that, but the hint is in the name. Shit movies based on comics.
Alita is not a shit movie.

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Mine too, she was damn cute there. Suddenly self conscious about her hands

ALITA is not for sexual

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> don't mean to be rude, but am I supposed to know you?

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Instant heartbreak.
brb kms

>and does it better
lol no, Harrison Ford is out of place to begin with, he didn't age well as an actor, you definitely can't say his character is better. Not to mention facial-palsy-gosling... And suddenly the replicants are officers and shiet wtf ?

>Crying at the final alita/Hugo scene

I do not blame you in the slightest. It was an utterly emotional scene that had no right to be in an anime remake. All their scenes were fantastic. But how you could see her resignation when they realize his arm isn't gonna hold my God. I haven't seen such a good scene of utter resignation in the face of a lost love since didier haudepin's last scene in Les amities particulieres.

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>Shit movies based on comics.
>Alita is not a shit movie.
And Alita is not based on comics.

I'm gonna get the BD, but if it comes out on 4K, it may be a good excuse to upgrade. 4K TVs are super cheap compared to their size.

The one scene that never fails to make my teary eyed is when she says "I'd give him my life if I could". Her voice does it to me every time

In all seriousness she was kind of hot.

Debatable. I'll give you the point though.

It’s from the manga. It’s the logo of the band Blue Oyster Cult.

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Alright anons, I have to go to sleep, but know that I love you all and wish us all great luck in these next few days. We will prevail and Alita will be looked at as the rare underdog adaptation that managed to top expectations. To the OP who is making the generals, I made a couple pictures to make as the head picture. Use them if you want. I'll post more tomorrow night and Sunday, but until then, have fun you guys and stay out of trouble!

mediafire.com/file/44c3r75tkclnyzz/AlitaMainPictures.zip/file

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voice cracks .__.

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>But how you could see her resignation when they realize his arm isn't gonna hold
Fuckin same. Literally the definition of "subverting my expectations". My expectations were indeed subverted on that scene alone. It's just so expected at this point that one of two things happens in situations like these, the tension exists but is then immediately relieved as the character in peril is actually saved, or in the other case the tension builds up until the character in peril perishes to the surprise of everybody.

Here, though, it was different. They both KNEW that the arm wasn't going to hold, and acting was so, so goddamn subtle but that resignation in their face moments before the inevitable, Fuck man, that isn't something you see in many movies.

I meant "comics" as US comics, essentially capeshit =/= manga =/= BD.

I scoured through youtube to find all the trailers and just made webms off of them. That was just one of them.

>that scene in the cathedral where alita watches hugo die
>that scene where she pleads to hugo to come down from the cable
These two were the same scenes that made me feel for the exact reason that you said.

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>what did you do?!
Can't remember the last time a movie made my get all teary eyed.

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There are a few things in life that are truly bad ass.
There's me, The Undertaker: The American Badass.
There's the Sneed posters, hmmmmm don't wanna mess with them.
There's the Baneposters, Pepe's that piss off Janny, Monerbros...and there are those that post in /ABAG/, they're baaaaaad to the bone.

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lmao thanks

I watched the ova and read the manga. I knew that scene was gonna come up in the movie in the end, but man was i not prepared to get all choked up when the arm broke off.

Boatman knows his cinema.

Her voice is fantastic yeah. I love how in the beginning it's just super shy and quiet and how it changes over time. God this character was magic. Rosa really did a number on this honestly alita carried the film.

Exactly. Like the scene where she touched his robot hand after he loses his body. It's not so much the scene but the implications behind it that get to you because of how well she was built up. A lot of people diss on Hugo but honestly this was alitas journey not his so of course he couldn't be too good.

>But what does it matter? I tore people apart. People like you... for money.
>Where were you tonight?
>I went to stop the others, tell them I quit.
>Why?
>Because I love you.
FUCK YOU MOVIE, STOP MAKING ME CRY

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I just saw this movie 40 minutes ago in imax because of how amazing everyone here said it was and outside of the action I thought it was pretty bad

It was the voice too that made it too. That borderline cracked at the seams where you could tell the emotion. I need to rewatch this shit again.

i hate you

If I catch one I'm gonna use your pic user

Sorry to hear that user. Let me get you a refund.

Right. taken as a whole, the movie is pretty damn good but still a stone toss away from perfection and masterpiece, but within the whole are individual scenes that are just so unbelievably good that (to me) it excuses or makes up for all the parts that were lackluster or not as good.

I swear, it's the fucking expressiveness of Alita's face.The mocap tech is utilized supremely well here. Rosa's voice work was on point as well.

Have a badass weekend, /ABAG/.

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I’m Sorry user I wanted to enjoy it

user I posted

perfect

:57 - 1:02
favroite section of the entire ost. Those 2 notes condense all the magic of that awakening scene. So simple and so melancholy.
youtube.com/watch?v=jdQLd94Ix1w

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u wot m8
Mars Chronicle is fucking great. Took me a while to warm up to Muster but he had a GOAT sadomasochistic death scene and in defiance of the haters and years of ZOTT the main plot is actually advancing.
The first few chapters with all the cute orphan girls getting brutally executed by mercenaries was KINO. Welcome to Mars motherfuckers.

t. myopic

honestly this mental image is hilarious ty user

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Why does Robert Rodriguez have to fill everything with Mexicans

Thermonuclear hot take agreeing with user's strawman point about Passion he got u good

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>literally no Mexicans in the movie

no problem slick glad you found it funny

get ready to eat that blu ray

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>Rumor has it Japan and Nazi Germany established their first colony on Mars pre ES.

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you didn't like the robowaifu?

BR2049 is best watched in the midst of crippling emotionless loneliness

not that any of us here would feel that haha

>she nods as she hears it and start crying harder
>goes for a kiss

Atilla is a nigger and so are you

Main actress, the guy who played Hugo etc

source? i love this

Yeah haha

tyty i'll keep them to hand

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B2049 reflects the worst in humanity and society, and Alita reflects the hope we have for something better. They're both great for divergent reasons. Use both wisely

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I just want a ai or robowaifu.
I'll even settle for a 3DPD at this rate.

excited laughter at motorball is best Alita

Guys, I had a terrible nightmare. We must NEVER let robots have sexuality. It is too dangerous. We will destroy ourselves. We must destroy all research on Artifical Sperm and Artificial wombs. I repeat, it is far too dangerous.

I'm sad. I just checked showtimes for my local Cineplex for March 7 and Alita is going to be GONE while FIVE out of thirteen are set to play Captain Marvel. Why is this world so cruel?

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on the bright side, the sooner its out of theaters, the sooner the blu ray release

What's a good way to get the Chinese posters? Just take an image from here and have it printed...

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Yeah, wtf. I'm actually annoyed by this. no memeing.

Is every other movie listed? Often theaters don't schedule out everything until like Monday or Tuesday.

Great now i have to worry if im not going to die from here to the time the bluray comes out

same, my friend, same

Take care of yourselves to ensure that you don't. It's what Alita would want you to do.

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Top tier taste

oh fuck i noticed this just now.
working on it

The complex has 13 screens. See for yourself.

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I can't help but feel the removed the movie because of politics.

Try the local second run theater.

Thread theme song.

youtube.com/watch?v=6Z7hxzMBc6I

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this movie is kino and i'm going to see it for a third time on tuesday

I know it's playing elsewhere in the city. I'm just pissed that it's getting knocked off the screens in the big complexes while something like "Isn't It Romantic" still gets a screen.

Checked and you just need to find another theater. Mine is still showing Alita and will presumably for quiet a while. They were showing Blade Runner 2049 like up to a month before it released on DVD, if I remember correctly.

*psssht*
*sips*
Yep, the Berserker sure was a great cyber body. Not like that Imaginos crap these kids have nowadays.
*sips*
Man, they sure don't make em' like they used to.

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Looks like they're just selling the tickets for the evening showtimes, which are more likely to be packed. That's pretty standard. Come Monday or so, everything else will be made available when the theaters sends the scheduling info to Fandango/wherever.

>good news: cell phone network still works and you can actually make a phone call into Alita's head mid-game
Do they also have Internet ?

fuck it is late here you go

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that's still pretty good

Nice work

this design is so spykids lmao, max comfy

alitabros do you by any chance have a webm of alita spitting up the orange?

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I assume she had other attachments because with arms like those, how could she have done anything related to daily life?

I'll make one tomorrow when I get the chance. Actually I'll make a bunch of webms tomorrow. Remember me as Peaches.

When you think about it, the blades are useless for everyday life, unless she switches the blades out for hands when she isn't stalking the streets at night

this will have to tide you over

i'm gonna follow up on that peaches

dude the sunglasses come on

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Make one from when Hugo lifts her up to when she first talks to him

Fucking rad.

Ahhh Yeahh *sip now that is a cute robot girl

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>300 yrs old
>can't even eat an orange

What do martians eat anyway?

Also one starting from her first waking up in her bed

tybp!

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Will I get cool shades too if I start to drink monster?

You gotta be 30 yrs of age to drink monster

Are you gonna use the cam rip to make them?

Can someone explain exactly why people like this movie so much? I watched it today and thought it was a solid C+.

3 years to go for me.

its okay Alita is 300 years old

I mean, that's why the only thing available right now. I'll use the highest quality camrip there is.

Subjectivity.

>Main actress
Born in USA of Peruvian descent.

>the guy who played Hugo
Keean Johnson... Anglo American.

>etc
Just no.

Alita was literally a boomer anime along with Ninja Scroll, AKIRA, Armitage III, Iria:Zeiram, Video Girl Ai, Lodoss, and Bubblegum Crisis.

Cameron & Rod'z fuzed their powers to make anime real and bring his perfect waifu to the silver screen for us to meet.

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It was just enjoyable

The anime sucks ass

In retrospect with all the movie does right, it's not a great OVA at all. Still, it was brought over here early because it's violent and has boobies.

So based.

Just saw it for the first time. Fantastic, Rodriguez was the perfect director choice for this, the motorball stuff was right out of spy kids

My expectations were so low going in that anything above garbage would have been satisfactory. The fact that it was far above that level only made it even better. James Cameon really pulled out all the stops for this project.

>Rosa Salazar got a restraining order from her one month BF, apparently she kept calling him non-stop and leaving messages, even went to his house and screamed a lot, the says she even threatned calling the cops and saying he hit her if he does not take her back

Poor IRL ALITA... do you guys think the awkward teenage love story in the movie made her morer desperate?

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>"we'll always be running"
>"together"

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Alita is cute and you want to see her succeed. Simpe as that. Tight paced story with a lot of rewatch value and the vibe felt like an action movie from an era we'll never get back. There was just an obvious amount of passion put into what is essentially, a pretty wacky manga and instead of adapting out stuff that might be cheesy, they went in fully with no irony. And again, Alita delivers everything so sincerely that even her psyching herself up in the bar seems kind of badass. Can't wait for more. It was a cool drink of water in a barren movie world.

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She was only trying to get her boyfriend to come watch Alita.

Her naive outlook was cute and all, but it was also one of her core flaws. She loved him to a fault, and while, the ending implies she'll fight for him and the others she loves, she still learned to mature and distance herself a little for the sake of not enduring more heartbreak. I'm very curious how a sequel would show Alita now.

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intense.

>tfw you will never have Rosa Salazar's thighs around your neck

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>/ABAG/ Alita: Battle Angel General #77
>#77
almost there boys

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gib tiny Rosa to climb me and manhandle me

I love her even more now!

Shut up, just stop...

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I wanna do something special for #99

this has gone too far

And I say those flaws were what brought Alita live as a character. I really hope they don't go the route of jaded, super girl-warrior. We already have Captain Marvel, we don't need another stoic heroine. On the other hand, her maturing is essential to her development and it the sequels would fall flat as stories without it. I hope Cameron and Rodriguez can balance that.

Yea Forums dubs alita ova ep2 ending

>not 3D

niqqa wtf what backwoods shithole country do u live in?

ittsa good show

just came back from seeing it
tl;dr, it was an enjoyable action flick with some flaws that ultimately don't ruin the movie
I really liked the design of the world and the attention to detail in making the characters feel like they're a part of that world
the action was solid and for the most part didn't rely on quick cuts to obfuscate what was happening
I wish they had spent some more time fleshing out Alita's initial relationship with Ido before going straight into the rebellious teenager stuff
really the first third of the movie in general felt a bit rushed, but I appreciate leaving the last half of the movie more intact and that time had to come out of somewhere
I actually kind of hope an extended cut could exist at some point to restore more of that first third
teeny-tiniest nitpick I have is that one scene of Alita coming home late and arguing with Ido, then IMMEDIATELY transitioning back to her with Hugo, when it would have clearly flowed much better the other way around
all in all, I'm glad I finally bit the bullet and went and saw it in the theaters

amazing, very nice.

Holy fuck, I love it.

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>Ciao Hugo

We definitely need to dub a scene from the movie. Right guys?

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glad you went in and gave it a shot. proud of you user

>Yea Forums
You're not Yea Forums and it's been proven over and over

Perfect

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Prove it.

Oh yeah, I'm sure they found a way to make her still a little charismatic while still emotionally a little stunted. Considering they strengthened Ido and Alita's relationship in the film greatly, they'll make sure she still is a unique, fun character, just with more dark and jaded tendencies.

is a salty, soa soa salty.

i've always been part of tv im the one that made this for the mr. bond meme with le chifre

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It's an origin story sure, but it's far from capeshit

It's much more enjoyable in the second view. You pick up a lot more and the romance doesn't feel as bad and you actually understand it was an essential part of the film.

Fuck off disneyshill.

mamma mia

is Ugo in italian

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Why does this movie appeal to anti art Yea Forumsedditors so much?

NEW NEW NEW

You can see the soul of the movie through the cracks. There's details everywhere.

The worst mic the better

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>The discussion finally died
then show me its body

Was it an Amita reference?

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good to have you back jerome, i missed you

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Captain Mapo will still turn in a profit. But how angry would investors be when it doesn't earn the projected 6 trillion?

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This soundtrack is so beautiful.

So what was up with that military guy in the background? He's dressed up in WW2 era military clothes.

Just got done seeing it, great rec guys. On to watch the anime now because I need moar.

anime is the same shit but worse. read the manga