What's your worst movie theater experience?

imagine shmeering human shit on a wall in the shape of a penis

Wasn't that the one with that qt Anya?

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kek
good for her
she should terrorize all shitfilms

>yo lil wagie i picked up my own shit and drew a cock on the wall, how you like that hoss

YO LIL DONNIE DON DON
HERE IS RONNIE RON RON
JUST WENT TO WATCH CAP. MARVEL
TOOK A SHIT AND DRAW MY DICK WITH POO POO
SO WHEN YOU COME TO THE MOVIES
AND TO TAKE A PEE PEE WITH YOUR WINNIE
YOU SEE HOW I HAVE THE BIGGER WILLIE
BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T COME
SINCE CAP MARVEL IS A TRUE HERO
AND YOU ARE A FUCKING ZERO

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>pair of poop scissors
what did they mean by this?

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damn he got autograph of ron perlman

Dance for me wagie, dance!

I needed to cough a few times cause I was choking on pop, and then the guy in front of me got up and told me to "please shut the fuck up".

@110733124
I dont know about a theater but the worst experience ive ever had is your fucking thread OP. ill not even give you a you

I made a post but 4chuinz ate it.

Got in a fight with a kid when Shrek 1 was released. Not really a fight, I just slapped him a few times when he threw my girlfriend's purse and coat on the ground and plopped in her seat. I didn't slap him hard, but it was audible, and so he started crying and ran to get his dad. Figured I should bail, so I grabbed my girlfriend's stuff and dragged her out of the lobby while the brat's dad was demanding I stop. Nothing ever happened, but my girlfriend made fun of me for years after that.

holy based

this isnt twitter dipshit

>pop
You deserved much worse than someone telling you to shut up.

Fuck off coastcuck

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
> Went on a Thursday during the day hoping to avoid teenagers and children.
> Theater empty
> Two parents and two kids enter and sit directly behind friend and I
> Everything fine. Movie starts. Kid starts getting bored.
> Kid starts talking. Parents hush her.
> The three year old proceeds to run around and yell the theater for the first 15min until friend and I stand up and proceed to leave. I gave the parents the middle finger. Went to concession stand and told them what was going on. Told by manager to just go sit in next showing.

Some horror movie:
> Theater packed, sit in next to last row.
> Mother with her 7 year old daughter (wtf)
> Kid kicking my seat. I turn around and ask her to please stop.
> Mother scolds the kid.
> Kid waving around a neon glow band. How do I know this? In the reflection of my glasses, I see the glow band waving around.
> Mother goes to bathroom. Seat kicking continues.
> I turn around and yell "STOP FUCKING KICKING MY SEAT"
> Kid looks in terror. Friends start laughing and call me a horrible person.

One of the Star Wars prequels:
> Fat woman sits in front me.
> Has a large soda container with no soda.
> Opens the lid and chews ice the entire duration of the movie. I can hear it.

part one

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made fun of you for what? sticking around would not have gone in your favour

*flies over u*

part two (these are not in order)

Nightmare Before Christmas:
> Mom takes me.
> Have to move seats because teenagers constantly talking during movie.

The Sixth Sense:
> Black people sit in front friends and I
> Constantly talk and comment about whats going on.
> Can't understand ending and have to explain it to each other.

Spider-man 2:
> Friend's cell phone was in his cargo pocket.
> Didn't turn it off b/c fuck that I guess
> The txt message notification kept lighting through his pocket
> I nudge and tell him. He proceeds to txt throughout the remaining hour of the movie.

Oh and the very first time I went to a movie theater with friends- with no parents
Starship Troopers:
> Preteen classmates and I in line to get tickets.
> Theater jammed with people
> I'm last in line. Ask for the showing and person says "Sorry, sold out."
> I freeze. Look to friends, they all didn't wait for me and went inside.
> She asks, "Would you like the 10:15 showing?"
> Look at her with what must have been the saddest expression ever. Moment of silence as I panic.
> Person behind me saying out loud "Hurry the up, we're going to miss it"
> She goes "Here..." and prints out a ticket anyway. Says, "If anyone still needs a seat, just give it to them"
> I take the ticket and say thank you.
> Get to seats, movie starts, there's two fat adults complaining to the manager that they can't find an open seat.
> I sit there in a complete panic wondering if they're looking for me. Can't enjoy the movie and feel awful.

AND THEY WONDER WHY PEOPLE DON"T LIKE GOING TO THE MOVIES.

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How come /pol/ comes up with an epic meme every weak, and Yea Forums can is still pushing baneposting?
geez.

have wagies not realized that they can tell the employer to fuck off and 99% of the time the manager will clean it up? its too easy

>space after arrow

Good. Stay far away with your faggotry

>go see black panther shitfaced
>theater was full, had to sit next to a bunch of niggers
>thought they would be the funny kind that would make jokes and do black people things and improve my moviegoing experience
>instead they just babbled in african for two hours

I should have fucking known

I live in NYC so I need to be really careful to avoid theaters that service black people. They lack the capacity for inner thought so in order to process the movie they need to narrate their reactions to each other in real-time.

Chill buddy. I've been on Yea Forums sine 2005.

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Yea Forums came up with Jazzposting, which is the best original content Yea Forums has seen in a long time.

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When I saw The Omen remake in 2006 some asshole lit smokebombs and tossed them around the theater. Movie was bad tho anyway so whatever.

She made fun of me for slapping a kid and making him cry. So she'd tease me and say shit like "aww, is user-y frustrated, is he gonna slap me like a small child? aww" and I'd say something stupid like "no" since it would always trip me up and the cycle would continue. I blame her for my inability to have romantic relationships with anyone else, since I measure them against her and none of them measure up.

sorry sir, carry on

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>watching 300 in the cinema
>Spartans, what is your profession!?
>OOOOH OOOOH
>black dude turns to his friend " what dat mean?"
>friend replies "g, they is warriors and shit"
>"oh daaaaaamn!"

OP you were supposed to use the picture of the girl with her feet on the back of the guy's chair, these can usually hide as stealth feet threads for hours without the mods realizing.

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wasn't really the theater experience, just the movie itself.

warcraft. thing is i wasted $40 going to see the damn thing, but walked out about 20 minutes into it. it was just so fucking terrible and id already spent so much money that the entire experience was ruined. havent seen a movie in theaters since.

damn your mad, why dont you take your estrogen and head back on over to you safe discord server

The first time I saw a movie with a nigger in the audience.

based

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I have this childhood memory maybe I was 12 or so and this guy had the audacity to turn over and tell me to stop kicking his seat, in a aggressive tone. I wasn’t kicking it on purpose it was just cramped in there. Wish it could happen to me now so I could tell him to shut the fuck up before I pour this litre of soda on your wife’s head and throat punch your children.

glad to see someone's doing their part to stimulate the economy

I've only had 2 bad experiences but they both still haunt me.

First was when I was a kid, I was sitting behind a mother and she kept screaming that I was kicking her seat when it was just the bass from the movie.

Second was when I went and watched an early morning showing of some marvel movie, there were two school girls that must have skipped class. When the movie ended and I got up to leave I saw them both looking at me before they started laughing on their way out

>$40 for a movie

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Someone get this hot head outta here!

>of some marvel movie
which one? Just so I can scale how much of a pleb you are for going to capeshit.

@110733664
thanks for the free (you) sucker. maybe I'll return the favor someday lmao

I think it was the second thor movie

One time I went to one of those movies that assign seating and they sat me next to a smelly fucking negro. I dont know what I was expecting at a Tyler perry movie though

Worst movie experience I had was when I went to watch that mediocre Tomb Raider movie with a mate last year, sat in front of a group of chavs who wouldn't shut the fuck up, kept calling and texting people non stop, tried making weird """"witty"""" comments about the film and then facetime'd another chav who wanted to watch the film, they all left 3/4's of the way through to get McDonald's.

And there was also the time we went to see Batman V Superman in that same cinema, where we fucking left 20 minutes in because all we could hear was drunk crackheads screeching at the screen during the scene between the senator and Lex, where one crackhead announced loudly "AIGHT IM GOIN FOR A PISS LUV TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS" and the other shouted at the screen "GO ON GIRL YOU TELL 'IM!" after downing a can of Fosters. there was also a group of girls shouting KUWABARA KUWABARA like Volgin in MGS3 for some reason too and giggled like retards when people told them to shut the fuck up

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for me and my fiance. i figured, movie about world of warcraft? how could that go wrong?

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Can someone post the cucumber pic

>go to a movie with parents/friends
>it's way too fucking loud
>can't discretely plug my ears
>get vocally called out on it mid-film and people stare at me

This happens every single time
I have never been comfortable in a movie theater.

did you not say 'he finna boutta get dabbed on' during the fight scene?

thats how you gain their trust and they will make jokes and improve your experience

That's reddit-tier memeing

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/pol is passionate about the content on the board

you didn't see who was directing?