Busting "The First Two Seasons of Star Trek are Always Unpopular" Myth Edition
/trek/
Ayden Ramirez
Liam Sullivan
all fucking attention whore tripfags must fucking hang
Evan Robinson
Is JJ Trek dead?
Henry Ortiz
Hope you're having a nice night friend. /trek/ accepts you for who you are, even if that's a bitter cunt.
Nolan Reed
>unpopular
no, they're just weird.
Adrian Russell
For all intents and purposes
Kayden Thomas
SHOW ME THE NEW TALOSIANS ALREADY
Samuel Sullivan
This shit is /reylo/ tier at this point. You all deserve cancer.
Jacob Fisher
THIS THREAD IS ABOUT STAR TREK NOT YOU YOU SAD ATTENTION STARVED CHILD, THIS IS NOT REDDIT, FUCK OFF
Xavier Jenkins
Praise Allah.
Ayden Williams
TRUE
Juan Miller
Fuck reddit generals
Brody Cruz
how the hell did that ever get made, it's one of the most fucked up things I've ever seen, let alone in a Star Trek show
Ryder White
no, it's just moved to STD and the other nuTrek shows on CBS. It wont die until the Viacom re-merger, when Paramount will actually get to make canon Trek again.
Aiden Miller
STO went out of their way to tie this one scene alien into the myth arc and give it a backstory. Even if it did suck, I admire that autistic attention to detail.
Juan Morgan
This thread is a reddit circlejerk
Jackson Morales
Bad doesn't mean unpopular, dumbass
Tyler Wright
>Voy below DS9
>no TOS
That Nielsen guy sounds like a faggot
Isaac Morgan
Kill yourself reddit nigger
Nathaniel Morgan
Next Thursday, friendo.
Liam Turner
gtfo underage faggot
Wyatt Ortiz
Jayden Martinez
TNG was broadcast under first run syndication and was extremely profitable and popular from the very beginning (contrary to the "muh first 2 seasons" myth). They had a tremendous amount of freedom because of the networks mistake in initially passing on the show. They could have done whatever they wanted up to the FCC guidelines limit.
Kevin Anderson
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Carter Green
but that's not the meme being addressed, dumb ass. Faggots go around literally shillling about TNG being not just "bad" but unpopular in its first two seasons to try to deflect from STD being unpopular.
Carter Kelly
What was the greatest /trek/ thread ever?
Noah Stewart
Kill yourself faggot scum
Oliver Hernandez
>to deflect from STD being unpopular.
amongst youtubers who embody the whiny manbaby stereotypes, sure.
Levi Cooper
>weird
Bad. They're just bad.
Dylan Evans
The one from last night where you got raped
Justin Gutierrez
holy shit the posts in this thread are something else. I didn't know just how widespread the tripfag invasion actually was
Justin Fisher
>amongst youtubers who embody the whiny manbaby stereotypes
>manbaby stereotypes
aka 90% of the Star Trek audience that would have eagerly thrown their money and eyeballs at a new canon Trek series. keep failing, shill.
Anthony Gray
no, they were functional.
Ian Ramirez
Owen Lewis
Kill yourself newfag cock sucker
Kevin Johnson
>troi's hand goes straight for mikes dick.
Brody Foster
you literally don't matter anymore whiteboi. and that's a good thing!
Ian Robinson
>he thinks that was rape
Wyatt Young
At least maintain some dignity man. Taking a giant plastic johnson up your pooper is one of the most humiliating images man can conjure.
Dominic Ramirez
What a repulsive beard. Shameful. Embarrassing.
Jayden Nguyen
Who was supposed to be the Jews in Star Trek? Ferengi or Bajorans?
Juan Cox
any tripfag worth their hash has transcended humiliation
Robert Howard
.
Noah Rogers
here my friend
Asher Barnes
How could they fuck it up this badly?
This is worse than the klingons.
Nathan Wilson
>anger
Levi Cooper
Sebastian Roberts
Wrong trip faggot
Aaron Scott
I found the next std uniforms.
Ayden Bailey
It hurts that we'll never see how her reign of terror turned out
Liam Hughes
>by grabthar's what a hammer savings
Mason Kelly
>It's an O'Brien suffering episode
David James
>Talosians! On Sale Now!
>25% off
>only at CBS All Access!
William Parker
That's every episode
Joshua Diaz
These threads aren't even about Star Trek anymore.
Dylan Hernandez
They haven't been for a long time
Alexander Edwards
I'm the real Nordic Wonder and I hate Star Trek!
Adrian Diaz
Robert Clark
Reddit nigger faggot shit.
Benjamin Butler
He got promoted to Chief Engineer on DS9 from being a lowly transporter tech. Made a best friend that he hung out with every day too.
Julian Jenkins
But was still married to that hateful shrew
Logan Gutierrez
Hey friend. Glad you could make it, have a seat.
Luke Parker
Jacob Kelly
The Ferengi had the money grubbing tendencies.
The Bajorans had eternal victim status.
I would have to say both, user.
Hunter Bailey
Did you remember to save me a glass of mother's piss?
Jacob Lopez
This post reminded me there was literally a nig character named "Finna"
Thomas Bennett
>mfw nordic wonder
Isaac Rogers
Why are so many people here so angry and lash out?
Adrian Robinson
who's angry? we are just discussing trek :)
James Watson
Shut up idiot
Brayden Gonzalez
"Doctor, did I ever tell you about the time I escaped from the psychiatric unit on Starbase 5? I had myself committed there initially due to my acute emotional disassociation and extreme empathy deficits. Memory fails me, but during the breakout I may have killed three people. Section 31 then made finding my whereabouts a priority. Did I ever tell you about Section 31? It appears that our Federation is in actuality another generic space empire, killing, pillaging, and routinely flouting our supposed founding principles via this organization. Although it's existence is widely known, doctor, it is imperative that we not speak of it. After my escape my mother hid me in the basement at my father's house on Vulcan. My father Sarek had been trying to find me using the ancient art of tokmar, but my mother had negated these attempts with katra stones, which as you know block telepathy. Fortunately my adopted sister Michael Burnham arrived (did I ever tell you about her?) and immediately found me unresponsive and muttering incoherently in the basement. I am learning disabled, you see, so this is a frequent occurrence. Burnham turned me over to Section 31 because I had knowledge of a being called the Red Angel and it's seven signals, which they had taken something of an interest in. They were going to extract my brain until my sister thwarted the attempt and rescued me. A undesirable situation it is, doctor, to lose one's brain. We then proceeded to Talos IV, a planet which carries the penalty of death for anyone traveling there. Despite the jeopardy my sister had once again put herself in, she was willing to do anything to repair our relationship. She was an amicable relative."
Luis Hernandez
Maybe it's best you just stop using a name. You get bullied so much it's painful to watch.
Dylan Hughes
We're multiplying
Hunter Phillips
He can't, he's all in.
Jason Thomas
I like you, Nordic Wonder.
Sebastian Cooper
names are pretty rad
Camden Adams
People here like to have fun and just hang out.
Nathaniel Garcia
i made that image macro last year. i should have used "im finna" instead of "ima". Really de-crystalizes my dilithium because one of my memetic research interests is in exploring the nexus between Star Trek and racism for keks
Ryan Bennett
Damn the Orville just keeps getting better
Jose Robinson
I read this in spocks voice. why couldnt they get somebody who looked like spock to be spock in the new series?
Juan Stewart
You deserve cancer
Andrew Anderson
:(
Blake Bennett
based
Jason Russell
People nobody likes
>Nordic Wonder
>Valley Forge
>Blando
>MKULTRA
>Brightseid
Hunter Phillips
The dumbest part about VOY is that the showrunners felt they had to set it in a new quadrant, as though the Alpha Quadrant's been spent and there's nothing more to see there. In reality, One quadrant alone would contain far more worlds and species than one single show could ever hope to portray.
Leo Gomez
What's Blando ever done?
Adrian Jackson
What are some non-canonical romances you ship?
Landon Powell
Exactly. That's why we hate him.
Ayden Garcia
Valley Forge is the worst thing that ever happened to /trek/.
Bentley Roberts
I really love that episode and simultaneously hate that it never got a follow-up.
Ryan Walker
>ship
I hope a nigger cuts your fucking faggot throat
Grayson Hernandez
Absolutely nothing noteworthy, yet he feels entitled to use a name
Kevin Gutierrez
they didnt want to compete with TNG even though they ended up doing that anyways
Jason Watson
The guy who played Data and the crazy lady who stalks him.
Cooper Richardson
do you like boats better?
Mason Watson
Ethan Mitchell
Eli Richardson
Boats are rad
Noah Lopez
Jason Green
Nolan Thompson
Caleb Scott
>ENT getting progressively worse instead of the 4th season on par with TNG
That how I know this is bullshit. Archer a CUTE
Michael Russell
Kayden Watson
voice like a catfight
face like puke
who could marry
a female gook
Camden Rogers
Mason Adams
I
I've been on 4chins since 2004, when the somethingawful diaspora happened.
I only post a name when I am posting OC, or replying to a /trek/fren.
I don't need or want attention.
I just want my /trek/frens to know me. If you ever want me to make webms 4U, just give an episode and time sigs.
Leo Scott
My favorite trek frens:
>1: Bashirfaggot. Our eternal queen and the most beautiful woman the sun has ever shown its light upon.
>2: Valley Forge. A narcissistic shitposter but super chill and devoted to making /trek/ fun.
>3: Blando. Who doesn't love Blando?
>4: Nordic Wonder. Easygoing and here to have a good time. Never makes any trouble and always provides witty banter.
>5: MKULTRA. Playfully arrogant but plays by the rules. Regularly contributes OC.
Liam Mitchell
Favorite Voyager episode?
Daniel James
Deathwish is the best Star Trek episode there is
James Price
We've all been the scarecrow.
Noah Garcia
if you ever get bored and want to make webms of Ro or Selar that might be sick
Selar's only appearance was in Schizoid Man season 2, Ro had a handful of episodes towards the end of TNG
if you could make them like less than 200kb that would be pretty rad and I will henceforth consider you a friend and ally of all that is good and beautiful in the world
Ian Murphy
Probably the one with the Doctor's daydreams
David Brown
I might not be the most clever or funniest guy here but I'm consistent and loyal.
Jace Smith
BROKE: Bitching about Voyager's torpedos
WOKE: Bitching about Voyager's shuttles
Jacob Russell
This list includes replaced shuttles, making the total exceed 100%.
Nathaniel Lopez
I love you
Jason Fisher
Thank you.
Gavin Robinson
This is a new low, /trek/. I'm done trying to fix your problems.
Carter Allen
>I like Star Trek cus it's cool
>Star Trek roasties make me drool.
>I take screenshots, .webms too
>Cus I want to fap to you!
>Milky titties Yar and Troi
>Also Janeway, queen of VOY
>Blood and Cum and shit & piss
>not one episode I miss!
>HURRAAAAAAH TITTIES!
Liam Ortiz
So trek is under the protection of a tranny janny, that explains the existence of this tripfag circle jerk general.
Wyatt Reyes
Henry Long
Damn... time flies when you're having fun...
Ethan Brooks
Adam Barnes
Dear Blando,
Why don't you post here more often? You have a very smooth and comforting presence. This might sound weird but if you ever want to hang out or get a drink, hit me up. There's so little we know about you. What's your favorite series? Who's your favorite captain? Do you think Dukat did anything wrong?
Yours always,
user
Kayden Rogers
I'll keep posting. I don't give up jizzt because /trek/ is going thru av rough patch.
Anthony Hall
Do you know why there are no trannys in Star Trek? They had already cured mental illness.
Andrew Green
>discord username too pixelated to read
Computer, enhance image.
Angel Bennett
A>CAPT’N! The reflux indicators are off the charts and the traction coils are all shot to hell and the transfusion receptors are acting up and the nacelle oscillators are all over the place and the metagenic bio-filters are all in pieces and the subspace inhibitor’s got sparks flying out of it and the transporter buffers are off line and the photon infuser is not responding and hull polarity is at 9% and the trilithium pods are unstable and the axionic transwarp carrier is down for the count and the magnesite-nitron grappler is about to blow and if we don’t get the electroplasmic buffers up and running, there’s no telling how long she’ll hold!
Asher Parker
>What are some non-canonical romances you ship?
I hate fags and all the "shipping" nonsense, but i'll admit i have on multiple occasions caught myself brainstorming scenarios for how Picard could have been plausibly dating pic related, since he's shown with her both in an out of uniform on multiple occasions in TNG, she's a minor meme, and the webum of her walking into 10-Forward is a triumph of AESTHETIC trekino. Being an canon autist, i couldn't help but try to reconcile her existence and that sort of implies "shipping" I guess.
Oliver White
I'm not sharing.
Logan Allen
she looks like a dyke
Samuel Morris
Every general is cancer
Jace Russell
Jack Gray
Don't tease.
Jeremiah Gray
that's partly what intrigues me. Picard is repeatedly shown to eschew conventionally-attractive females, but the writers nonetheless felt the need to pair him with her on at least one occasion. Fuck, i hate that I think about this. I recoil and dismiss Troi-Worf but with Jae i keep turning it over in my mind. I wonder if I may have a thing for twink-looking lesbos with mustaches.
Andrew Myers
If we all help out, we can make /trek/ cool and fun again! What do you say guys?
Andrew Jones
What other hobbies do you have apart from trek?
Anthony Anderson
No one said they're unpopular. They're often pretty shit though, (with the exception of DS9)
Benjamin King
I like to think Jae and Gates were the most active of the bridge relief crew. Jae had no issues socializing with Picard and Worf was no doubt a mentor to her. Gates was the helmsman for something like two years too.
I'm kind of butthurt they aren't away team characters in the 16-bit videogames.
Alexander Moore
I hope you and your disgusting cunt of a mother both get cancer
Jaxson Nguyen
Angel Adams
I don't think they look that bad
James Torres
She was killed by her daughter.
Julian Adams
y emperor not empress??
Nathan Ross
Dunno, blame google images.
Christian White
thanks for posting that gif
Michael Brown
keep twek/ nice. pwes no boly
Jonathan Roberts
Fucking kill yourself before the cancer does user
Thomas Young
nobody's supposed to know who the Terran Emperor is, unless they're close enough to get beheaded via fidget spinner. "Empress" doesn't tell you who the Emperor is, but tells you it's a woman.
Cooper Turner
Reminder apu is the mascot for homosexual zoomers
Jonathan Cooper
fag. 50 per cent of trek frog memes are shit
Zachary Gutierrez
Emperor tells u its man.
Adam Morris
Isn't Janeway in prison?
Grayson Martinez
no, it's like actor. an actor can be a man or a woman. an actress is a prostitute.
Isaiah Collins
I continue to think...
Cameron Cook
Fu k why the fu k do you trupfaga gotta tripfag why cant ae just have a comfy non reddit \ trek\ thread
Julian Cox
>damn pink skins
Benjamin Hill
What are we having to drink tonight?
Jack Hughes
laphroaig
Kayden Bell
>No one said they're unpopular.
co-opting the "growing the beard" meme to handwave STD's unpopularity has literally been a pillar of CBS shilling since a few weeks into STD's run. They took "the first two seasons always suck" (which was never true for TOS and TNG anyway, but people believe it because myopic pov is myopic) and spun it into "the first two seasons are always unpopular". Citing the actual ratings pushes back against that shill tactic.
Jaxon Morales
>tfw no Shran/Archer yaori
Grayson Rivera
You should report them on bully list.
Noah Cox
dude the second season is goat for star trek its the first season thats crappy
2-7 is amazing but that first season is garbage outside of the first episode and only really for Q
Charles Wilson
ha gay
Jayden Perry
Axanar's still never getting made, paypig.
Justin Morales
kys dude
Oliver Miller
Hes nor me im drinking shots only of whiskey
Camden Morris
Ive been reporting ans spamming these reddit fags for days and they fuck off evwntually but they always come back
I just want my comfy trek back
Jonathan Mitchell
lol that sperg who reported everyone at the minion memes for moms site
Ethan Morgan
>comfy trek back
generals are cancer
Gabriel Gray
lol I don't even watch starwars
Jonathan Nguyen
then be comfy you asshole, don't rely on the authority of others
Brayden Davis
Come on, don't be so harsh. At least hes gnerating traffic for the thread.
Benjamin Jackson
>that last 2 parter of the orville
Holy shit that was more quintessentially /trek/ then anything i've watched since like season 6 of ds9
will std fags ever recover?
Adam Jenkins
Justin Smith
meow, user. orville wa treku dewa nai.
Dylan Martinez
Season 2 of both ds9 and voyager were both bad to mediocre
On the other hand season 2 of tos is easily the best of those and season 2 of ENT is just meh
Semi-related season 2 of the orville is excellent to date
>to be clear I am talking about quality, not viewership
Oliver Williams
Very well. You're dismissed.
Asher Martinez
>let some dick post bad memes and complain while bumping the thread with trash
slow moving threads on the back pages are often the comfiest. quality > quantity
Colton Hill
based oriental kitty poster
Anthony Richardson
>computer engage hologram of counselor Troy
>now increase counselors size by 500%
>place me inside the mouth of counselor Troy
>disengage security protocols
Juan Lewis
>The First Two Seasons of Star Trek are Always Unpopular
I've never seen this claimed by anyone in the ~4 years I've been following Trek threads. The standard claim is that the first two seasons of each show are rough and have loads of bad episodes.
You can still argue this is a myth though, I know many people here say TNG 1&2 are pleb filters.
Easton Garcia
nigga, are you seriously about to defend season 2 of ds9 or voy right now?
>forgot to mention TNG season 2 is easily within the top 3 seasons of TNG btw
Oliver Miller
Tfw Barclays actor is a real life Trumptard
John Walker
>Troy
Hunter Moore
Proof?
Camden Adams
I will personally argue for seasons 1&2 being good or "pleb filter" for TNG and maybe even ENT, but seasons 1&2 of ds9 and voy are genuinely pretty bad and full of lackluster episodes and severely underdeveloped characters.
And of course seasons 1 and 2 of TOS are pure unfiltered kino
Juan Jackson
What a lame fantasy.
Bullying Troi while she's toddler sized would be better.
Benjamin Roberts
Thick and veiny.
Connor Rogers
~22 hours ago
Luis Foster
was meant for was posted less than a day ago
David Gray
>a whole race of downies
Now THIS is inclusion.
Jonathan Harris
truth
Jack Long
>Computer Load Program Neelix, Naomi Sex Dungeon 47.....no make it 63.
>Disengage Safety Protocols.
Eli Ross
>Citing the actual ratings pushes back against that shill tactic.
No it doesn't. I've never seen anyone, shill or no, try to claim that the first seasons of each Trek series were unpopular. It's always been about their quality. And TNG seasons 1 and 2 do suck.
Elijah Harris
the last known instance in /trek/ alone is less than a day old and was linked 4 posts up
Ian Jenkins
rationalwiki.org
He’s got his own conservative podcast as well.
Austin Phillips
Seven of Nine and Naomi Wildman.
Blake Lewis
What?
Caleb Fisher
Kes.
Jonathan Morris
Why was TNG so kino? What went wrong after that?
Jonathan Scott
She is on the show "Orange is the New Black" I assume that was a reference.
Nathaniel Reed
There's nothing about the ratings in that post.
Liam Hall
Saviour in voy and real life
Luis Martin
The Founders.
Shapeshifters who consider themselves a chosen people. They were persecuted and genocidally purged in the past and decide that the best way to keep themselves safe is to control everyone else.
Carson Hall
I'm pretty sure there's a post-Nemesis Star Trek novel where Janeway gets sent to prison.
Thomas Barnes
If by Janeway you mean a completely different person then yes
Brayden Lewis
didn't she die in that "Destiny" clusterfuck?
Oliver Bennett
How pissed do you think she gets seeing janeway paid to play the real life version of her now?
Nicholas Reed
Nope, she gets assimilated by the Borg and later blown up
Andrew Bell
huh, I must be misremembering something or other.
Leo Powell
>Creationism is wro-
Matthew Cooper
one day you're going to wince at the cringe of how enthusiastically you advertised your inability to into the challenge of kino produced in another time. It requires you to look past an unfamiliar aesthetic to appreciate whats great about it. It's not like talented actors, writers, musicians, etc. just stopped contributing for an entire era just because the era had a particular look that didn't age well. There's a lot of great Star Trek in early TNG ( story, music, acting, and visuals - like pic related) but being a dismissive brainlet meme-victim will cause you to overlook it.
Ethan Parker
omg you're dumb as fuck. the post is making the claim "first two seasons of TNG weren't popular" and ratings literally address viewership (popularity).
Leo Gutierrez
Sure there's some good episodes. Overall it's shit though, and it has nothing to do with "a particular look that didn't age well."
Leo Nguyen
It's not talking about popularity, insofar as it applies to the show's ratings. The post is literally all about the quality of those first two seasons of TNG, which most people regard to be sub-standard.
Dylan Bailey
Im with you on TNG season 2, but season 1 is split down the middle between good/passable and just straight up garbage episodes. it pales in comparison to the following seasons.
and Its really ds9 that cemented the "first season is bad maymay" as s1 of ds9 is straight up 75% trash
Angel Hernandez
>the very worst boner episodes of tng were more highly received than the most amazing ent episodes
>ds9 and voy were almost just as bad
the only outliers were the premiers which would rank highly only to leave people disappointed
Ethan Johnson
the quote is
>TNG came out and everyone got butthurt by the shit first two seasons
it's -past tense- you fucking mong. unless your contention is that this shit Trek show was nonetheless incredibly popular with Trek fans and normies, despite everyone being "butthurt" about it, you're making no goddamn sense. So, either millions of ppl made no fucking sense in 87-89 and watched a show they hated for no reason, or you're just a fucking retard.
>The post is literally all about the quality of those first two seasons of TNG, which most people regard to be sub-standard.
You cannot read that post without agreeing with the >implication that people hated it at the time. Otherwise, you're saying people were "butthurt" with it, but they liked it. Nobody thought S1-S2 were "sub-standard" at the time, because it was fucking 1987 and the sci-fi tv standard was literally something by Glen A. Larson about a guy with a talking car/semi/robot who goes from town to town fighting crime.
Alexander Cooper
TOS best - Spock
TOS worst - Uhura
TNG best - Data、Worf、Batai
TNG worst - Troi、Ro
DS9 best - Vic Fontaine、Rom
DS9 worst - Jadzia Dax、Kira
VOY best - EMH、Janeway
VOY worst - Torres、Kes
ENT best - Heyes、Porthos、Shran
ENT worst - Temporal Agent guy
DSC best - who cares
DSC worst - who cares
Jeremiah Adams
Nobody was butthurt at TNG. It was produced with the same care a movie was in those days. It's peak American television, a high water mark which it's not likely we will top.
Benjamin Parker
>neelix isn't the worst of voyaer
you list has problems
Nolan Hall
>DS9 best
forgetting someone?
Leo Hernandez
It still fucks me up noticing her in Generations, and then finding out that she had been a part of the bridge crew since season 4.
Matthew Walker
I actually should have included him yeah
Also include Best - chef in Enterprise
Mason Bell
>TOS best
>anyone but kirk
stopped reading there
Asher James
7s actually the worst.
Best is chakotay.
Brody Taylor
Just cause of the movies user
Tyler Jones
You're conflating ratings with quality. Just because something is watched by a large group of people does not make it good. What else was there back in 1987 to watch in terms of sci-fi television? Alf?
Besides, contemporary audience reactions to TNG really aren't relevant to the comparisons people make with regard to STD today. Most people seem to agree today that the first two seasons of TNG are pretty bad; or at least no where near as good as the following seasons. This has become something of a trend; retrospectively, the first seasons of most Trek shows (excluding TOS) have been quite poor, especially compared to later seasons. This is why people bring them up when talking about STD. IT's not to excuse the rumoured low ratings of STD, but the poor quality; people are basically just saying we shouls give the show a chance to come into its own.
Aiden Cox
>the movies
that just makes you even more wrong as Kirk/Shatner was consistently amazing in the movies while Nimoy popped in some dentures and phoned in like half of his movie performances
Shatnerkirk will always be the best boy of TOS and trek in general imo
Noah Cooper
I'm sensing... I'm sensing... a manchild afraid of women...
Nicholas Bailey
>Just because something is watched by a large group of people does not make it good.
"Good" isn't the point, although I've always argued that early TNG quality deserves to be judged on its own merits in context, not by some "universal" "objective" standard of "good". The point is that faggots are starting to try and co-opt the Growing the Beard meme to shill for STD on the basis of TNG not being popular or it being hated for its first two seasons, and that deserves to be shut down.
Not on my watch, pal. The line must be drawn here. This far. No further. In fact, the entire 'muh first two seasons' canard deserves to be sent reeeing back to the aidsy hellscape of reddit where it undoubtedly spawned from, so i'm actually gonna move the line back some.
Kevin Lopez
DS9 best - Gul Dukat, Quark
DS9 worst - Winn Adami
ftfy
Nolan Martin
i would agree, but I'm also a heterosexual male so 7 gets a tits & ass pass from me. my least favorite characters were season 3+ kes and maybe the mary sue borg kids they take on in the pathogen episode.
Kayden Myers
You just know
Jose Phillips
Star Trek is an American space opera media franchise based on the science fiction television series created by Gene Roddenberry.
Matthew Taylor
you just know
Aaron Ortiz
Well good luck with your quest. I wasn't around when TNG aired, so I don't know what the reactions to it where at the time. I do know that most of the people I've talked to today think that the first two TNG seasons were, with the exceptions of a few good episodes, trash overall.
Brayden Wood
Fast threads are more vibrant.
Grayson Davis
he's gay they just had a tea party
Jaxson Martin
I SAID YOU ARE DISMISSED, ensign.
Jaxon Moore
gross
Alexander Morales
the first two TNG seasons weren't "bad", they were just a lot more about metaphysical shit and character development than the fun monster of the day adventures of the later seasons.
Dylan Wilson
IT
Ryan Morgan
They took two whole seasons and put character development ahead of an overarching plot thread. I am an oldfag and watched every episode on broadcast but a few and everybody loved it.
It's pure kino.
Lincoln Cruz
STILL
Asher Morgan
HURTS
Ryan Powell
who is the jokester of the star trek franchise?
Julian Richardson
Parker Watson
PROMENADE
Asher Thompson
checked
Wyatt Myers
Spock.
Anthony Hill
*teleports onto your bridge* DESPITE BEING ONLY 00.0013% *steals your chubby first officer* OF THE GALACTIC POPULATION, KLINGONS COMMIT OV-
Oliver Clark
Jordan Rodriguez
Is she a robot or an android like Data?
Why did everyone think Data was so amazing when clearly sophisticated artificial intelligence had been around for like 200 years already?
Austin Gutierrez
John Carter
Apparently she's a cyborg. You can tell it's a hasty excuse, but at least someone decided to give a damn about continuity, even as an afterthought.
Jaxson Robinson
What's lurking in the shadows?
Anthony Jones
Fifty extra pounds.
Justin Edwards
Epic post. Also read it in Spock's voice.
William Wilson
>*sip*
yes, those were the times
David Wilson
Maybe Data was the first android to be "fully functional"?
Liam Clark
Who is /trek/s best sipper?
Daniel Gray
I think she's a human who's been enhanced or something. Not a completely artificial android.
Noah Nelson
Blake Martin
She drinks straight from the pot when no one is in the room.
Ian Jones
Kino episode.
Noah Russell
If she's a human, how is that Matrix Sentinel probe able to hijack her brain?
If her brain is all machine, where's Bashir or a dr like Bashir who'd euthanize her before removing the entire brain.
The correct answer is the writers dont give a fuck and have given zero fucks about fleshing out the bridge crew on STD outside of Disobediant Commander niggress, Pike and Saru.
William Brooks
thanks for the extra górę trauma i cant under for the rest of my life
Eli Roberts
>The correct answer is the writers dont give a fuck and have given zero fucks about fleshing out the bridge crew on STD outside of Disobediant Commander niggress, Pike and Saru.
this
Carter Cruz
would smell coffee scented butt hole through uniform
Samuel Scott
>decide to look up the guy they have playing Pike in STD
>he was the lead role in Hell on Wheels with fucking Colm Meany
Am i allowed to like STD Pike, even though he gives way too much leeway to Burnham (and is in a shit show)?
Alexander Jenkins
What the fuck have they even done with those characters, all they use them for are reaction takes.
>OwoshakaZulu is some kind of luddite
>Ginger Helmsan was on Shenzou and got brained by a klingon torpedo
>gook comms officer (???)
>black other comms officer (???)
>robot woman who replaced the Daft punk bot from the pilot.
>Tilly (for some fucking reason)
>Saru
>Pike
>Burnham
At least flesh your background props out into actual characters ffs, what's the point of them there.
Friendly Reminder that Chief Obrien started out as an extra.
Luis Foster
>Friendly Reminder that Chief Obrien started out as an extra.
It took him ages to become an actual character though.
Dylan Lee
But at least he became one, the editors on STD expect us to give a fuck about these noname faggots reactions to bridge drama like we give a shit.
Mason Bennett
Ginger helmsman is Detmer, wish they would do more with her.
Caleb Peterson
She’s hot.
The Black Woman is OPs.
The Gook is Weapons.
The Black Guy is Comms.
Airiram appears to be a science officer as well since she is also in the labs with Tilly and Michael.
Christopher Ortiz
It's okay, user. You're among friends here. We all wish Mount's Pike were part of a better show.
Isaac Gray
this image slightly freightens me.
Henry Gray
Nielsen is only about television, STD has most of its audience on Netflix, then CBS Shit-access, and TV is last, trailing behind the first two.
Robert Wood
>What the fuck have they even done with those characters
I really have no idea. I wonder who is behind all this.
Angel Turner
Why is hair so thick!? This guy is to hair what Jay Leno is to chins.
Justin Carter
This just screams nerd crew.
Jacob Wood
Damn, airiram looks like that!
John Hernandez
Never forget, there are no real fans of STD. It's actually impossible because the show is so irredeemably garbage. If you see someone claiming to 'enjoy' or 'like' STD they are either trolling or an actual paid CBS shill (who have been confirmed to be targeting boards like this and others in a 'grass roots' campaign).
The Orville's fanbase is entirely natural and discussion is welcomed - STD shills please leave.
Luis Brown
fag
James Sanders
Logan Gray
>Why is hair so thick!? This guy is to hair what Jay Leno is to chins.
Sounds like something a balding person would say.
Matthew Robinson
Why would it be "DSC" and not "DIS"?
Zachary Myers
DIS sounds dumb
Noah Clark
Yeah, not like VOY or TOS
Jonathan Martin
I don't think either of those sound dumb.
Hunter Brown
And I don't think DIS sounds dumb, on top of it being objectively the correct abbreviation.
Henry Hall
How come?
Eli Gutierrez
Title has three words: initial of each word
>TOS = The Original Series
>TNG = The Next Generation
>Deep Space 9 = DS9
Title has one word: first three letters
>VOYager
>ENTerprise
Therefore, DIScovery.
Jordan Nelson
Trek
TrekG2
DS9
TrekG3
TrekA
TrekAA
Isaac Evans
CBS: DSC
everyone else: STD
Hudson Kelly
Trips confirm he is correct.
Hudson Flores
>tenor.gif
Jonathan Lee
I'm the person you quoted. I call it STD because it's funnier that way, and because I despise it. If CBS says it's DSC it just shows even further that they don't know what they're talking about. The rule is simple and clear for anybody to see, and changing it because DIS "sounds silly" is just about the most childish thing I've ever heard.
John Mitchell
>everyone else: STD
honestly i've only ever seen this used with any regularity here on Yea Forums by people taking the piss on the show. on reddit (inb4 reeeeeee) they had a discussion early on about the naming schemes of previous series entries and how DIS is the obvious choice for this one instead of the "std" that people at the time were jokingly referring to it as. I don't know if they switched to DSC when it was officially branded, but it still isn't std, and I haven't heard anyone else call it that in the past year and half who wasn't purposely ranting against it.
Jackson Reyes
Stressed sounds, ESL-kun
Nicholas Moore
>t. ESL
Jack Morales
The fuck are you even talking about?
Hunter Brown
p r o s o d i c s t r e s s
Logan Gray
In addition to Picard, the series will feature seven characters: Connie, Lawrence, Starton, Dr Smith, K'bar, Indira and Alana.
>Connie is described as an African-American woman in her early 30s. She lost her husband and has a death warrant on her head from her home planet. She is also a mercenary pilot.
>Lawrence is also in his 30s and is described as someone with a "dodgy moral compass." The character, who is a thief, will pilot the ship Picard takes on his mission. The breakdown hints that he might not be trustworthy.
>Starton is "terrified of space" and specializes in "positronic brains." He is interested in the research part of Picard's mission. He is, like his three compatriots, in his early 30s.
>Dr. Smith is a hologram who helps the crew and is programmed to constantly learn but never to become "too self-aware." He may be an upgrade to the series' Emergency Medical Holograms.
>K'Bar, a 17-year-old Romulan martial artist who is extremely devoted to Picard
>Indira, a smart but socially inept woman in her early 20s,
>Alana, a former intelligence officer with an abusive personality in her mid-40s to 5os.
>Alana, Indira and Dr. Smith are described as being of "any ethnicity," while that isn't specified for K'Bar.
Jayden Moore
I vomited.
Robert Walker
Justin Russell
He’s confirmed The Red Angel.
Kayden Turner
>>K'Bar, a 17-year-old Romulan martial artist who is extremely devoted to Picard
the only character I actually want to be a female almost definitely will not be.
Tyler Wilson
leddit are a bunch of joyless fucks who walk on eggshells to not be provocative or controversial. The fact is that the abbreviation STD makes the most sense when accounting for the alternate license, lensflareverse setting of the show, because all the reboot flicks are referred to in the same way:
ST09
STID
STB
STD
It just feels right this way.
Cameron Garcia
cbr.com
In addition to Picard, the series will feature seven characters: Connie, Lawrence, Starton, Dr. Smith, K'Bar, Indira and Alana. Connie is described as an African-American woman in her early 30s. She lost her husband and has a death warrant on her head from her home planet. She is also a mercenary pilot. Lawrence is also in his 30s and is described as someone with a "dodgy moral compass." The character, who is a thief, will pilot the ship Picard takes on his mission. The breakdown hints that he might not be trustworthy. Starton is "terrified of space" and specializes in "positronic brains." He is interested in the research part of Picard's mission. He is, like his three compatriots, in his early 30s. Lawrence and Starton are said to be of "any ethnicity."
The other four characters are described as follows. Dr. Smith is a hologram who helps the crew and is programmed to constantly learn but never to become "too self-aware." He may be an upgrade to the series' Emergency Medical Holograms. Another character is K'Bar, a 17-year-old Romulan martial artist who is extremely devoted to Picard. The final two characters are Indira, a smart but socially inept woman in her early 20s, and Alana, a former intelligence officer with an abusive personality in her mid-40s to 5os. Alana, Indira and Dr. Smith are described as being of "any ethnicity," while that isn't specified for K'Bar.
John Bailey
>STD makes sense because I don't like the show
Nobody likes the show, user, but the abbreviation still isn't STD.
Anthony Wright
>Dr. Smith is a hologram who helps the crew and is programmed to constantly learn but never to become "too self-aware." He may be an upgrade to the series' Emergency Medical Holograms.
goddammit
Isaiah Rodriguez
>when accounting for the alternate license, lensflareverse setting of the show
You never give up, Fedora's Edge
Brody Young
>Connie, Lawrence, Starton, Dr Smith, K'bar, Indira and Alana
Cast them.
Lincoln Phillips
>Connie is Burnham 2.0.
>Lawrence is Mudd crossed with Tom Paris.
>Starton is already a fucking pussy. Prepare to see him cry and Picard comfort him.
>Smith is the EMH. (Based)
>K'Bar is a fucking child, god damn it.
>Indira is Tilly.
>Alana sounds fun desu.
Two things that make me think this is likely.
1. It lacks creativity.
2. Each Star Trek series has featured a new alien species as a main character (IE a member of a species that has never been a main character before).
>TOS; Vulcan
>TAS; Caitian and Edosian
>TNG; Klingon and Betazoid
>DS9; Ferengi, Changeling, Trill and Bajoran
>VOY; Talaxian and Ocampa
>ENT; Denubulan
>DSC; Kelpien
Sounds like shit but it cant be worse than DSC.
Luke Cook
Proof that I can write a better cast of characters than this garbage. Hire me, CBS.
Osises Iro - Captain of the USS Odyssey-A, Iro is one of the few Betazoid captains in Starfleet and one of the even fewer in Starfleet to reach the rank of captain with a medical background. A strong upholder of Federation values, he is highly compassionate and is run more by feeling than logic, which could be his downfall. He refuses to sit back and let his crew risk themselves alone, being the first captain in years to lead nearly every away team along with his first officer and a sense of swashbuckler style.
Saras - Having defected from the now defunct Romulan Star Empire as a young adult, Saras quickly rose in the ranks of Starfleet and had recently been promoted to first officer under Iro. He carries with him a sense of Romulan superiority, though with a quiet respect for his comrades. While not stepping completely out of bounds of Starfleet protocol, he takes advantage of Romulan tactics and intrigue when problems arise. His somewhat cold and Romulan ideas, though with a warm exterior, help balance out the compassion and emotions of the captain.
Vai - Chief engineer, Vai is an unconventional Vulcan of a new generation that is stepping away from the rigid standards held by their predecessors. Learning from the Romulan Saras who she is respectfully wary of, she is willingly molding a new identity for herself that blends together Vulcan logic and conservatism with her own wants and desires. However, at times this deviation from the Vulcan way of life proves to be somewhat dangerous.
M'Tell - Operating the transporter and serving as an engineer under Vai, M’Tell is a wide-eyed Caitian on her first Starfleet vessel. Her sultry nature tends to be unnerving for those around her.
Hudson Powell
(2/2)
Shall Trach - Born on Qo’noS, Shall is an exchange-officer with the Klingon Empire and serves as the Chief Medical Officer aboard the starship. She has had little contact or interaction with Federation species and doesn’t care to learn. While not entirely compassionate, she is passionate as a doctor and comes across as hostile and bitter, terrifying some of the cadets that come to see her in her sickbay. She has some background in general science, allowing her to work closely at times with the chief science officer.
Yusri el-Yousif - Formerly a chemistry professor at Starfleet Academy, Yousif is the Chief Science Officer of the Odyssey. He is a skilled survivalist, having been raised in a rural settlement in the Arabian Peninsula and having spent much of his youth exploring the wilderness of Earth, Andoria and Betazed. He is mostly unsociable, preferring his own company and that of the wilds. In his spare time, he performs experiments that just barely nudge the Federation’s ban on eugenics.
Darelle Crawford - Formerly a mercenary that served in multiple minor military conflicts within Romulan space after the fall of its imperial authority, Darelle is an American-born tactical officer brought into Starfleet due to her experience within the region being more recent and far-reached than even Iro. She is sarcastic though highly sociable with most and an advocate of unsynthesized ethanol. Darelle is also well versed in hand-to-hand combat, having studied the arts practiced in the 23rd century.
Oliver Jones - Raised in Australia, Jones is the ship’s navigator. He is viewed as crude by most of the ship and somewhat unprofessional, though he is recognized for his piloting skills. He considers himself something of a womanizer, especially of strange new species that they encounter during certain first contact missions. However, he generally comes off as too heavy-handed.
Boom. Diverse, unique, inspired and Star Trek in nature.
Josiah Lewis
Reminder he doesn't play Picard. Everyone saying Picard in anything but lazy copy paste shit posts is a shill.
>Picard Show.
Adam Brooks
>>K'Bar is a fucking child, god damn it.
>17
>child
fatmericans please leave, these are not your hours.
Jose Brooks
>t. "totally mature and adult" 17 year old
Kek.
Dominic Richardson
>Reminder he doesn't play Picard
you're a fucking retard. he literally said he would be reprising Picard in the original reveal of the show.
1:57
>Jean-Luc Picard is back.
Ethan Long
>17 year old
>lithe young body
>literally prime fertility age
>"eww gross"
>"adult" women
>mature
>"hey that 50 year old abusive mommy sounds hot XD"
really showing us who's the true zoomer here.
Gavin Ross
oh ok
Easton Gray
t. pedophile
Adam Hall
legal in my country, and most of yours, too. stay mad, grannyfucker :^)
Aaron Walker
>sounds fun = hot
God it's a wonder why Euro countries are so fucked, your people are half retarded
Jaxon Bell
make a new trek autists
Adam Morris
new:
Ayden Scott
>legal = moral and/or smart and/or not creepy and/or not pathetic
you = stupid
Ayden Lopez
This, reverse all the sexes cause that sounds like shit.
Isaac Jackson
>Dr. Smith
What I wouldn't give.
"Picard, you lily-livered layabout, you narcissistic nincompoop!"