Are you fucking serious

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It's better than the fucking macbeth prophecy twist

weird haha

Based Feminist utopia that will be set upon us in the coming decades.

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>Verily, I declare this contrivance of plot an outrage upon mine credulity

I remember watching this with my ex girlfriend, so was really hot, she looked like Taylor Swift with red hair. It was the first time she was over at my apartment, all we had done up to that point in the relationship was kiss, and I was so horny because she was so hot. I remember this scene came on, and when she said "I AM NO MAN" I yelled out "FUCK YEA you go girl" and I meant to say it in a joking way, but she thought I was being serious and she though I was supporting feminism when I said that.

DAMN after that movie she totally gve herself to me, she sucked on my cock and sucked and lick my balls, and I came so hard and she fucking swallowed it, it was fucking incredible, then she took off her bra and panties and let me play with her, I got her so wet, she even let me fuck her poophole before I went in the front door. Best fucking night of my life, thanks to LOTR.

Maybe if you stupid fucking incels didnt bitch like faggots about this scene, you would finally get laid.

yikes

So she only killed like 70% of that guy instead?

She wasnt alone. Merry helped her.

Pretending to be a feminist to get laid isn't exclusive to only you numb nuts. I've done it multiple times. 99% of men who say they are feminist are just trying to get laid.

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wtf Yea Forums told me women hate feminist men.

Merry is technically a half man.
Also, just putting this out there but a woman didn't kill the Witch King. It was technically the wound infliced by her sword

how cucked can someone be? holy fuck

merry isn't a man he is a halfling

They hate ugly feminist men.

Key word "trying". 99% of those 99% fail in the attempt.

The Witch King more like the Bitch King amirite

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based

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blame Tolkien
>Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!
>But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Eomund's daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Be gone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.

Her being a woman is not what's bad you incel
What's bad is that a person (any person, really) and midget who's barely ever fought is able to kill a being that's trained in combat for literally 100s of years

Is this in the book? Feels similar to how quips work in that they're short, nonsensical pleasure moments

see

god i wish that were me