What roles would you like Academy Award winner Lady GaGa to take in the future?

She’ll be playing a destitute hooker soon enough. Gotta get that Best Actress win so Barbra Streisand won’t be the only musician with that claim.

True. Also, Jamon >>> Gabagool

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I feel like Gaga's people are going to shill her oscar win to everyone who doesn't know who Olivia Colman is in order to gaslight that she won Best Actress.

that guy must be a fag. i would have buried my face so far deep into that ass that whichever paramedic removed it would be crowned King of England.

What does Lady Gaga's butthole smell like?

>ducking

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Based retard phoneposter

>Gotta get that Best Actress win so Barbra Streisand won’t be the only musician with that claim.
Cher already did that

ah-bloo-blo

Cher only has one Oscar. Barbra won for her acting and her music.

Hahaha epic mate

The role of her on her knees sucking on Jewish cock.

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Bradley Cooper

What does Bradley Cooper smell like?

Semen

He'd smell like your dad if he actually got pussy anymore.

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She has a cute face. I would cum on it.

why are so many chicks dying their hair white? is it something to do with ghosts?

Axe Body Spray and Cope Wintergreen

I could honestly see her being Dr. Frank N Furter in a rocky horror remake

That's why you aren't hired for that job.

Old Spice.

I know it.

You know it.

Source: everybody knows it.

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To star in a Broadway revival of the musical Sugar Babies. EGOT, baby!

MCU Dazzler

Fucking satanist degenerate

I still can’t decide if she’s hot as fuck or not.

Shape shiftier

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She's trashy: It isn't hot, but it still gives you a boner. She doesn't need to be trashy but she chooses to be.

She suffers from butterangle

She's ugly fuckable. Like Olivia Colman in her younger years.

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she looks like a sexy yolandi from die antwoord here

I see it. That bitch needs a bath.

I’d like to see her brap on my face if you understand what I’m slyly referring to.

I’ve recently felt a similar dilemma. I’ve been following her (kinda, liked her music mostly when she came out like a decade ago) and I never once considered her remotely attractive until... recently!? I think she had a bit of work done and she needed to age up a bit. She’s definitely entered fuckable status for sure, especially with her style being more traditionally “normal” than before. Or she just fixed her damn nose.

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She used to have a faux-transexual drag queen thing going on but now that she has abandoned that look she isn't very fun to look at.

she is FGAS the chick. except instead of fat its fridge. shes only good on camera

Spot on. Olivia Colman has never been attractive, but in the early 2000’s? 100% pipeable no question.

Wrong.

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She's average.

I worked in Hollywood for 3 years. I know what it looks like when they take an actress and make her up to look pretty. Saw it with many big actresses.

Gaga is average and once she's all dolled up, looks good.

Makeup, camera, angles, and clothing can do a LOT

Tell me you wouldn't.

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some call it a Porker Face
youtube.com/watch?v=bESGLojNYSo

the one where shes sitting on my dick bouncing up and down until i cum deep in her floppy, loose used up clam bake. Thatd be pretty sweet

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Yes, in fact it's not even dye, it's just white because they've seen so many ghosts in their life.

the shape of her face has completely changed, looks like she has cheekbone implants

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a gritty mama-san in some dinky bar; retired from escorting but too poor to retire, they hire her to take care of the girls and humor the patrons with her gregarious jokes told with a smokey gravel voice.

>everyone in the media going on about how gaga and cooper looked like they were in love during that performance
>nobody considers that they are both actors who are selling a performance that directly ties into the movie where them being lovers is the whole point

Sorry man, no tits can make up for those Bong genes. She looks like an actual down syndrome person

I don't know man if that wasn't real on her part it was the best fucking acting I've ever seen in my life

not saying it isn't real but i just haven't heard anyone consider this. it's like people forgot we are watching actors who are good at this shit

Super raunchy gloryhole porn

How has nobody posted that GaGa webm yet?

Yeah Bradley Cooper is good but you can obviously tell he's not that into it. Gaga looked like she was about to suck his soul straight through his dick right there on that stage. I mean she deserves a fucking Oscar just for that look she gave him if that wasn't genuine on some level

maybe its just me, but i just can't buy this I feel like I am living in a fucking bizzaro world. This womans music is just pop trash, and her acting is awful, yet she always has this cocky fucking expression on her face and seems to win awards and be worshiped by fags and normies alike. I just don't fucking get it.

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I'm intrigued

She defines the term "maybeline miracle"

DONT LET TV BE HYPERFRMANIZED

THIS SHIT IS FAGGOTRY SEEDING RIGHT HERE

FUCK YOUR LITTLE MONSTER FAGGOTRY
FUCK OFF FAGGOTS

TV IS A TESTOSTERONE BOARD

WE FUCK FAGGOTS LIKE YOU IN THE ASS FOR BREAKFAST

EAT A PUSSY FAGGOTS AND YEASTY ROASTIES

THE DAY OF MENOPAUSE ARRIVES TO ALL LOOSE LIP MEATFLAP SANDWHICH PACKING LANDWHALE UNWANTED DEADFISH YEAST FACTORY FAKE SUZIES

DYING YOUR HAIR DONT MAKE YOU LOOK SKINNIER
KEEP TRYING THO BUAHAHAUAHAHAHAUHAHAHA

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Search the archives for “watch as i dive in”

Looks gorgeous. Can't believe I'm going to have to watch a Kimmel interview.

Is she taking bog pills? She's starting to look different over the past year. I have always had a crush on her but now her face looks bloated and weird.

I fucking hate human beings
>live in a society where sex is ubiquitous and not even implicitly anymore
>not all people can get sex easily or at all
>shame them for it
>people are mad about their fate of being romanceless
>they get told they're overreacting
I hope normalshits fucking die

I never wanted to rim an asshole until Gaga desu

>what roles
Any that involve extended-take pusy shots

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