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The only thing that triggers me in this image is superman using a fucking iphone.

>Apple
>implying Supes doesn't use Android.

>le capeshit wars
>who'd be stronger, guys? Superhero A or B?
>lololol in the comics A is cooler, but B's last movie was so great
>I love kids movies, I never want to grow up

Sneed

He already got snapped though. He’s gone like Afflack

your shit meme was never funny

Supes is browsing a Hilary Duff MOMMY thread

this

your attempt on damage control is retarded

Didn't Henry Cavill leave DC? He's being replaced by some other guy.

How will marvelcucks ever recover?

>on damage control
go to bed child

he couldn't even defeat facial hair

Formerly not shit

What would happen if the Justice League actually fought Thanos?

Formerly did you really think that was funny? Or something like that.

That is a coward. This (pic related) is superman, he would beat thanos and find a way to keep him alive.

never funny
that faggot actually thinks people laughs at his spam

Hopefully someone not going bald

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Only pajeets use (((androids)))

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>IW budget: $314-400 million
>IW box office: $2 billion
>Justice League budget: $300 million
>Justice League box office: $657.9 million
yep you sure showed them DCpajeet

They wouldn't need to. Superman could btfo Thanos all by himself.

Why'd you run away... we weren't finished with you yet!!!

Why are you angry?

They'd destroy him. Superman alone is more powerful than the Avengers.

Called it.

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Why aren't the DC Pajeets bragging about their one Oscar win anymore?

Oh... OH. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA! Let me guess, now you think Oscars don't matter like everyone else with a brain. I hope your entire families get killed by toilet witches you smelly fucking shitskins.

By making movies that are better, make more money, and win more awards. Sob more you DCuck.

Fucking Batman could take down Darkseid. Thanos stands no chance.

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>2 more Oscars than DC
>Billions more in box office revenue
>More adored by the general public
>Ensemble films that make billions instead of bombing
>Critically adored
Gee dunno, guess they're screwed

dios mio

>Superman alone is more powerful than the Avengers.

Superman would be fucked against the X-men. Professor X would mindfuck him, freeze him like he did to Kevin Bacon in First Class and then just tell him to punch himself unconscious.

Batman would give him access to Batwave.

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Unironically superman uses a Waynetech phone

2bh, who the FUCK wants to GROW UP?

Superman is such a boring shit hero, credit to Snyder for at least attempting something different but clearly WB want the boring, ass-kissing boy scout Superman instead

Well, he stands for truth, justic and the AMERICAN way. not some shitty samsung or so.

>there are unironically seething marvel fanboys itt defending their studio
why are capeshits brainlets?

iphones are made by little chinese boys you fool

That glove pretty much embodies the plastic junk Marvel is turning into.

Looks like something from a dollar store.

user, both of those things are made from plastic, they're toys

Superman is impervious to telepathy

>capeshit

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You know who could write a character that's more powerful that Superman? Literally anybody.

Superduperman

I saw some cartoon on youtube where Superman lobotomized someone with his heat vision. He might be able to do that to Professor X.

okay here I go
his name is ultraman and he can do anything
his weakness is someone telling him he cant do anything

>DC movies announce their universe is officially a shitty mess with people leaving left and right
>DC defense force screaming and crying in butthurt, making posts like this

lmao

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Jean Grey uses Phoenix Force and destroys Superman in retaliation.

Checkmate.

There's autistic devotion and then there's love...learn the difference, Mouse.

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This is true.
youtu.be/zexXH3lS8Uw?t=6m31s
And yes, he does have a series of mental blocks protecting his psyche.

HELA FREAKING EPIC

In reality Thanos wtih the Infinity Gauntlet could pulverize Superman, fucking pajeets

Just goes to show USA > UK

The infinity guanlet is useless outside it's own universe

I don't watch either, at this point.

Nothing changes the fact that as of late, Marvel films have been lazy junk.

Reminder that the MCU has yet to equal this:

youtube.com/watch?v=-JsJUWrCa2s

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>Thanos turns everything on earth into green kryptonite.

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She would kill the entire Marvel universe.

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Superman can't send people to another universe so that doesn't help.

SAY IT WITH ME: VIRGINAL MANCHILDREN

yes, but lets say that for the sake of argument Superman goes to the mainstream Marvel universe

>The Black Order Show up to Earth
>Superman is still dead
>So it's up to Diana and Bruce to defeat them.
>Diana is handling her own gor moment but they start to overwhelm her and Bruce.
>Arthur shows up with a beaten up Thanos lacky.
>"My man!"
>They manage to make the Black Order retreat.
>shit happens
>They try to revive Superman with the infinity stones.
>it appears to have worked.
>Supes vs JL happens
>Supes flies off.
>some more shit happens
>all hell breaks loose.
>Black Order returns with an army of faceless beats.
Cont.

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What would happen if I wore the Infinity Gauntlet with all the stones on my fap and and I fapped to pics of Judy Hopps?

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@mods

do you see this thread? why is it still up? why hasn't it been moved to Yea Forums you stupid niggers?

Pajeets love cheap nigger rich status symbols like iPhones man.

>"I've never really done this fighting thing before. I just push people and run away."
>"Save one..."
>"Excuse me?"
>"Save one person."
>Diana puts the finishing blow on the last BO member. When Thanos walks through the portal with the infinity guantlet.
>They fight.
>Only Arthur and Diana are putting up a decent fight.
>Barry is running around trying to push Thanos but he's tripping a lot.
>Thanos rips Cyborgs arm off.
>Batman is trying to just dodge whatever Thanos throws at him.
>Superman hears his "friends" are in trouble.
>He rockets off.
>the JL are on the floor besides Diana who's heavily breathing and bloody but standing.
>Thanos starts to monologue.
>"You all put up a good fight. But this is what was meant to happen. Dread it, Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same."
>A blue and red silhouette appears out of focus on screen bebind Thanos.
>"I like destiny. But I'm also a big fan of justice!"
>Punches Thanos across the field.
>Superman hears civilians are in trouble so he flies off to save them.
>lifts an apartment complex.
>Thanos staggers as he gets up. Eyes are swollen and his lips are bleeding.
>Diana charges at him with her Sword and Shield.
>Thanos reacts, amd shhots an energy beam.
>Diana charges through it shiled first amd stops right in front of Thanos amd stabs him in the chest.
>He falls to his knees.
>"I told you, it's over." Diana proclaims.
>Thanos reaches over to Dianas head and pulls it closer.
>"Y-you s-should've gone for the h-h-head...."
>Superman swoops down at hypersonic speeds.
>"This guy still giving you trouble?"
>Rockets his fist straight into Thanos skull.
>FIN.

Say it with me:

Mediocre pablum.

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They are basically american slaves, so it's fair game

>only replying to the anti-DCEU posts
way to out yourself DCpajeet

t. Bill Maher

fr*ckin ep*c

I saw Donner's Superman in 82 when I was 6 and it was the greatest thing I ever saw. I had Superman bed sheets, curtains, underoos, Superman toothbrush, lunchbox, you name it I had the Superman official version. Reeve will always be the best Superman in my opinion.

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i quoted 2 marvel posts "pajeet" but that totally has nothing to do with the fact that the entire thread is mostly from marvel fans
consider killing yourself

I was 10.

I moved on. Cooper Theater, Denver, CO. Snyder's version is best.

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When that "Death of Superman" comic came out, people handled it as if Jesus had died. It had news coverage & everything.
When you die, 2-3 people are gonna care for like half a week and go on with their lives.
That's true power.

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Based.

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imagine being this much of an embarrassment

>incel obsession with balding

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Whatever. We love Kal-el.

We don't love Captain Marvel.

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iPhones are an American device, fuck off with your chink/pajeet spyware tech.

Based. MCucks seething.

Kinda hit home, didn't it?

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>>le capeshit wars
>>who'd be stronger, guys? Superhero A or B?
>>lololol in the comics A is cooler, but B's last movie was so great
>>I love kids movies, I never want to grow up

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tv doesn't accept you or want you so you just head right on back to co okay

i've learned from american Yea Forums shows that in the states 99% people use everything apple brand. not nearly as popular over here

>tfw your meme fails
>tfw your latest shill paycheck is probably your last
>tfw you have to apologize to your C-store manager

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Will India be a super power in 2025?

You speak for no one but your mom's absent abortionist.

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>tv doesn't accept you
Nice job compartmentalizing Yea Forums into one person you autist.

The last Superman iteration I actually watched was Louis and Clark. I'm not into the genre anymore but Reeve's movies are always nostalgic to me.

Stop watching capeshit

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DCpajeetIDF in full force ITT. Disgusting. You smell like your movies. Shit.

caring about a fictional character this much

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fuck capeshit manbabies

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Cry me a river faggot.

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>When you die, 2-3 people are gonna care for like half a week and go on with their lives.
t. incel piece of shit

My argument still stands.

t. Rameet

over rated character and films MARVEL seem to know what there doing any way

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Hey autist Superman doesn't exist.

>actual incel recognized his reality and got triggered
Pottery.

>responding to retardation means you identify with it
nice projection i guess

i wanna lick her pussy and anus

You sound upset.

It's like the internet has disappointed you.

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That's the point my guy. More people care about a fictional character's demise than the death of some Yea Forums loser.

>nice projection
Hahah, no. Maybe at my lowest.. but I don't think even then. Keep trying to self-insert though. I know where I'm at.

That's the point of the insult you fucking retard. At least autists are smart

don't know if you DCfaggots heard but WB DCEU has offically disbanded

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self insert into what? do you even know what that means? who are you replying to?

Don't know if you've heard, Mouse, but the MCU is officially "Woke".

Evidently, they hate money. I'll keep you posted.

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>self insert into what
You were implying that I'm speaking out of personal experience, i.e. self-inserting into my comment. I wasn't. I can see why you'd be confused though, I missed the "me" after self insert. Hope that clears things up.

Infinity Gauntlet and the gems don't work/get massively nerfed outside the universe they came from. Depends where they fight.

The Flash infinite mass punches him, end of story.

This but unironically.
Being able to get genuine enjoyment out of idle capeshit talk is the best

that's why Yea Forums exists you faggots

snyderanything turns to shit

It's obviously Yea Forums related as well.
If you're so salty about capeshit, why visit the thread in the 1st place?

>television and film being one of the largest and most diverse mediums
>its completely ok to have half the board filled with capeshit at all times though
kys

proof?

>television and film being one of the largest and most diverse mediums
Exactly. So no problems here.
If you wanna discuss something different, why not make a thread?

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>ignores the second half of the post
no point reasoning with a literal retard

capeshit gives people a false sense of reality

Superman blitzed Darkseid to the sun. Fyi Darkseid is a bigger threat than Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet.
imgur.com/a/hPFTu
2nd scan is Flash phasing his arm through someone. If he really wanted to, he could just rip Thano's heart out. Either that or do the infinite mass punch which is like getting hit with a white dwarf star or whatever terminology they use.
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superman is for people with strong morals or at least strive to have those principles or envy that capability, so everyone

Yeah, I won't address that. Matter of fact, I won't be addressing you altogether. It's fucking boring.

i can see why, must take a lot of brainlet power to come up with a shit excuse as to why half of Yea Forums should be filled with capeshit

As opposed to fiction in general.

CUTE!

>people complain about manchildren on an anime website
Never gets old

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If you mean Infinity Gauntlet Thanos from the comics, the Justice League dies.
You literally cannot defeat Thanos with the gauntlet. The only person who ever defeats Thanos is Thanos.

if you think the movie represents his true power your mistaken

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I don't see the infinity gauntlet on Thanos so why are you posting this irrelevant picture?

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I'm pretty sure he would've killed him regardless.
But even if he didn't, there's always a bigger fish.

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You haven't read the Infinity Gauntlet series have you?

I have. I can see where you're getting at, but you're still wrong to say that nobody can kill Thanos, even with the infinity gauntlet. Like I said, there's always a bigger fish, at least until you get to characters like The One Above All who could sneeze Thanos away.

>sneeze Thanos away.

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If you read the series you'd know that Thanos killed or imprisoned literally every most powerful person in Marvel's repertoire.
And none could defeat him.

same shit fool

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At least Superman can clean his feet

I've read it. He imprisoned/defeated a lot of beings, but not everyone. Thanos is an universal threat at best. Not multiversal.

>what is sarcasm

based supes texting his bud Goku so they can get a real workout in

You haven't read it.
Its obvious.

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For what it's worth, here's the gauntlet on Black Panther.

Yeah I ain't clicking that shit. Post the pictures here.

forgive me

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It's obvious that you're not familiar with the grander scheme of things. There are still being who could best Thanos, regardless if he has the Infinity Gauntlet or not.
Think Living Tribunal, or the Beyonder.

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>Think Living Tribunal
Thanks for confirming you didn't read Infinity Gauntlet.
Thanos defeats Living Tribunal.

no

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endgame spoiler

We're talking about the comics.
Not the nerfed as shit Infinity Gauntlet from the movies.

Living Tribunal has also nullified the Infinity Gauntlet. Even if you discount him, since he's had one loss already, Thanos still couldn't beat the Beyonders/Ivory Kings, which aren't as powerful as the original Beyonder.

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You best post proof. Which doesn't exist.
If someone didn't get involved during Infinity Gauntlet series, its because they were dead or too scared.
Yes even the cosmic beings were scared of Thanos.

i know right they fuckin nerf nerf nerf nerf the fuck out of it, that's the problem i have with MARVEL cinimatic world they fuckin nerf there villians so fuckin bad

>If someone didn't get involved during Infinity Gauntlet series, its because they were dead or too scared.
Or.. because it would've made for a shit story if some "god" suddenly stopped Thanos and ruined the impact. At the time the comic was written, he was pretty much the most powerful villain you could have, but writers have upped the scale since then.
Anyways, Thanos is a universal threat. There are characters like Molecule Man (the above scan of Dr. Doom only has a portion of his power) who are multiversal, in other words, they are a threat to not only their own universe, but multiple ones. Think Ultimate Marvel and 616.
Two seemingly different realities that are both under equal threat.

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>manufactured by chink slave labor
>it's totally an american product bro

>170 posts
>67 posters
>all from one capeshit bait image

>the flash runs around snatching infinity stones out of thanos's hands
>android does nothing because he sucks and is the most marvel character in the league
>batman engineers a plan so intricate and convulted not even doctor strange could see it's outcome
>green lantern creates a globe around thanos's balls and squeezes them really hard until he surrenders
>wonder woman truth lassos thanos and makes him admit he's a big gay faggot
>superman effortlessly slaps him around

abloo bloo

Damn, kinda sucks that Cavill isn't going to be playing Superman anymore. Shazam better be good or I'm out!

>android
It's actually cyborg, but I agree. Fuck that wannabe.

Why would superman be immune to the thanos snap?

Because its a b8 image.

It's not so much that as his brain is so fast a telepath can no more take it over than a runner can out run him or a strong man can out-punch him.

iToddlers BTFO

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no seriously though, would he be?

Godman

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Why would your mitochondria and gut flora be immune to it?

No. Assuming you mean the "Thanos snap" is just Thanos willing Superman to not be alive anymore.