Where did the fellowship take shits in Moria?

Where did the fellowship take shits in Moria?
Did anyone even have any toliet paper?
Did they just drop massive loads when they were in Lothlorien? Did they just ruin Galadriels royal house?

How the fuck did Sam and Frodo take shits on the winding stairs? No toliet paper.
Did Frodo and Sam just drop hot loads all over Mordor until they got to Mount Doom? Did they wipe with their hands?
Did Sam make Gollums face all shitty with his nasty hands?

At the battle of helms deep all the dead bodies were pissing and shitting their armor, it must have been a fucking stinking mess. Do the fucking Uruk-hai shit? Do they empty their bowels when they die to?
Could Theoden even shit with the lower half of his body crushed?
Did Theodens dick and balls get completely crushed by that horse?

The fucking ring must be covered in shit, none of them washed their hands for the last month and a half

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Also imagine the GARGANTUAN LOGS OF SHIT the hobbits would have to have defecated during their journey when they ate lembas bread. A small piece could serve them for days. So the size and the mass of this piece were probably deceptive.

nobody cares about dumb shit like that

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Right thats why in every other movie thread besides lord of the rings you fags ape about equally dumb shit

You pose some interesting questions, gentleman.

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In the books they use the leaves of their lembas bread.

I do as do my dubs

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Who do you think had the biggest poops, Chuck or Sneed?

Where did Gandalf shit when he was imprisoned on top of Orthanc?
Arwen had to carry Frodo on horse for three days, did she wipe his ass?
When Eowyn was hiding as a man in the Rohirrim did she piss standing up?

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