Less than a week away

sure they are
protip: the world is not twitter

Yeah I'm sure they would be devastated if it made 1.2 or whatever billion. I want it to be ine the neighborhood of 700K. Not high enough enough for twitter not to gloat about it for a whole year and high enough to not have endless schadenfreude threads for months on here. Just good a good number to fall into obscurity because I'm sick of reading about it everywhere from either side. Realistically though it will probably make like 900K to 1B

>it still doesn't look like an interesting movie. I genuinely don't see any reason to watch it.
no one is going to take you seriously if you don't give an explanation

I am, yeah. But you should really start call big him by his new name: Shazam.

I sort of am. I like Carol in the comics, but from about a decade ago so it's sort of a perverse curiosity to see what they did with her. Brie isn't inspiring a lot of confidence, but then again I didn't buy Cumberbatch as Strange until I actually saw the film. I'm expecting another servicable MCU entry.

>we need a feminist movie
>but we dont have any real female capeshit lead
>lets bring this lame ass comic back to life, hype it to death with mouse dollars
>thats not enough
>film premieres on INTERNATIONAL WOMEN DAY

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I can't wait to not watch it!

>/pol/
RENT FREE

you are right, the world isn't twitter since they aren't very thrilled either
pic related is from box office pro which tracks the twitter activity

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thought for a second you said >RENT REE

I don't know, it just looks bland. It doesn't seem to have any gimmicks, just a woman who got magic powers and fights aliens. Just generic capeshit but without cool visuals or any kind of fun whatsoever. The same reasons I didn't like Captain America that much, but even then we at least got a charismatic character.

>shit CGI
>"remember Alf? he's back, in Funko Pop form" tier nostalgia
>Brie is ACTING
>absolutely nothing interesting about her, she's just "the super strong woman"
Going to post asking for a quick rundown the day before Endgame.

Sorry Captain Bitchface but March 8th is Dante's day

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>play a game that you could get at any point as oppose to a movie that'll be talked about all over social media

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Based

Shazam trailer Monday

Why are you Redditors so obsessed with your
/pol/ boogeyman?

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BANG BANG

I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER, I JUST WANT TO SHITPOST SO BAD

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I think it looks like shit, but I genuinely like Brie Larson as an actress. What side am I supposed to be on?

I've heard Captain Marvel will literally cascrate a man on screen

oh boy, they're not making her another robocop are they?

I'm pretty excited. Going back in time for some old style Shield stuff with Fury and Coulson. Some guys are going to turn out to be skrulls and possibly retcon huge plot elements from the other movies. Bringing a new character into the MCU for the first time in a while. Probably some hints on Infinity War Part 2. Sounds like a good time. I'll probably watch it in theaters and everything.

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disney cant even keep their own shit together

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what's wrong with this picture?

capeshit isn't complex enough for you to need an explanation, user

its fury in service before he lost his eye
so very fucking different from the cpt marvel fury

t. discord tranny

t. child molester

>They booked out cinemas across the planet with Captain Marvel for an entire week

How desperate are these people

I have a book holder, but it's more just for writing papers than reading.

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It’s on every screen at every multiplex in the world

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Can't wait for this film to BTFO all you incels, I'll be seeing it day one and probably again a few times depending on how great it is

so a tranny

t. school shooter

try again tranny

try again coalburner

if you were in the school I would shoot you

I don't believe this, but I do believe at some point she will kick a man in the testicles.

try again tranny. you can't get anything right. Sorta like your gender. And you life.

(You)

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try again horsefucker. you can't get anything right. Sorta like your gender. And you life.

>Go over there and touch her in the boob so I can get reddit gold tonight

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>horsefucker
>gender
Swing and a miss.

So this is the power of Marvel?

Yea Forums is gonna FREAK

>tranny
>gender
Swing and a miss.

Try again tranny. You are projecting again. and like all leftist faggots, you can't meme.

Try again roastie. You are projecting again. and like all leftist faggots, you can't meme.

>horsefucker

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Wrong again tranny. just like your sex, you can't get it right.

Wrong again tranny. just like your sex, you can't get it right.

Using your own child as a way to elevate yourself online is pretty disgusting, but it's Reddit, so it doesn't surprise me.

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>horsefucker
user, do you honestly think real life = South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut?

>whole movie sucks
>most interesting part is post credits
every

time

Can't wait

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>implying

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What coincidence!
Be sure to donate money for little girls to finally see a superhero on the big screen!

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>watch a movie that you could see at any point as oppose to a game that will actually be worth its full price

...

damn
it's gonna bomb harder than I expected

I thought it was already finished airing.

That bad bitch be touchin tiddies

>yeah avoid spoilers and mainstream media for a few weeks to months instead of just being a ticket

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I don't give a shit about Captain Marvel either way.

who cares about capeshit spoilers lmfao

I'M SO EXCITED

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I just want it to be over

>HERoic

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then why are you here faggot?