>pitch me
Pitch me
Sebastian Garcia
Jonathan Phillips
A traditional, country-style agricultural supplies store - but we also sell gummy bears.
Cameron Anderson
A traditional, country-style Suck and Fuck store - but we also sell to Sneed
Grayson White
genetically modified vegetable with nicotine
Blake Baker
Alright, so it's a dick, but it's not really you're dick. It's a fake dick. It can also vibrate and do other shit
Isaac Johnson
I'll give you 11 million dollars for 5% of your company
Brody Lee
Your personal fluids bucket. Whenever you need to dispose of vagina discharge, mucus, Spit, boogers, or just something as simple as wiping sweat away, scrap it into my mouth.
Daniel Reyes
$5 cock-sucking whore
Jose Stewart
It's a spatula, but it has a cute name
Josiah Clark
BASED
Parker Clark
Jaxson Bailey
a wearable sock but you can also fuck it
Adrian Reed
I'm only really seeking offers in the region of 7 to 8, max.
Jacob Nguyen
Spatula with a dildo on one end
Gavin Richardson
Redpilled and based
Andrew Bell
Movie about a modern war where so many men have died that large amounts of each army are now women.
No yas queen theatrics or slow mo. Just brutal combat. Think saving private ryan but with women. It would be an unironic meditation on equality, where women are not only equal in bravery and dedication, but also merciless violence and suffering.
Cameron Taylor
A company dedicated to selling dairy products. Milk, yogurts, cheese, etc.
But it's made with your milk and I get to drink it all.
Logan Lee
Mommy
Nicholas Sullivan
Would unironically watch
Asher Cook
You point a gun at me and force me to masturbate, I ejaculate into your opened hand. You compensate me 5.00 USD
Brody Reed
I give you majority stake in my idea, which is such a good idea I went on a reality tv show to sling it, although later you horse fuck me for the whole pie
Bentley Ortiz
*unzips dick*
Colton Rogers
GOD I WANT HER TO MASTURBATE ME WHILE SHE STROKES MY HAIR AND CALLS ME A GOOD BOY
John Perry
It's my cock, lubed, sliding in and out between your mashed together breasts. I call it "mammary sex"
Isaac Flores
GOD I WANT TO FUCK LORI
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Parker Nguyen
>"No pitch"
>"clocks gun"
>"You pitch me or die. =)"
This was my favorite episode.
John Baker
So you come home and I'm standing in my designated corner and then you take off your heels and lay on the couch and snap your fingers and like I crawl over to you and just worship your feet for a while.
Gavin Baker
so you come and sit on my face but you fart and shit in my mouth too