has there ever been a capeshit flick that looks worse than this? honestly, this cant be the worst one can it? just look at her costume, it looks like some fucking soccer mom made that thing for their kid to go trick-or-treating in.
sorry for posting another thread about this shitstorm of a sjw horror show but god damn this is just a new low even for capeshit. nomsayin?
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They all look bad zoomlet
Sneed
not a zoomlet, im a 30yo based boomer
Yikes so you’re a zoomer intellectual then
Based
fpbp
better question is has there been a capeshit actor as hated by both nerds and normies like this one
BvS was pretty terrible. Also I don't even remember Iron Man 3 but I remember it wasn't good. Same with Spider Man 3
Good thread
kino
because brie is woefully miscast, the movie is 'too late', they're introducing a new, important character after infinity war is out, it's infused with far left political notions, etc
I can't answer that. I havent seen it.
In terms of modern capeshit, maybe Green Lantern?
>far left
No it's just normal left
hate to say it even tho i hate capeshit, i thought that one was good but only because i like ryan reynolds in shit like van wilders and waiting (which was the best restaurant kino there is)
name one capeshit movie with good costume design.
All capeshit is garbage but this character has no presence. Her defining characteristic, and the centre of all the marketing, seems to be that she's a girl.
Who cares?
What a boring character.
>capeshit
Your objectivity is questionable, OP.
you watch just like with Black Panther this film will be way less woke than its shills and the media made it out to be pre-release and we'll all realize Brie Larson's been so performatively left-wing during its promotion because she was scared of getting shit from her feminist buddies for starring in it.
Lmao
of course my objectivity is unquestionable.
i still hold fast that The Holy Mountain is the best all time kino theres ever been.
>as a child i liked capeshit
>when i became a man, i put capeshit behind me
Spiderman
nostalgia goggles. it looks like shit.
Black Panther looks like a ps2 game and it made billions
it looks like she has a big load of shit in her pants
>the jews tricking every single black person on an entire planet to watch a movie about a fictional black nationalist super nation based in africa
gee user, i just dont know how they made so much money off of that movie
Batman Returns
best Batman and Catwoman costumes, it also has monster Penguin wich is cool as fuck and only spergs don't like it
Why does she make the face?
and it wasnt that the jews tricked every single black person on earth to watch Black Panther
it was that the jews got the black population to see the movie SEVERAL TIMES IN THEATERS and BUY THE BLUERAY
it didnt stop there tho, there was clothing, action figures, etc
even to this day jews are still tricking poor black ppl to watch the Black Panderer
Tha't so bad.
>billions
Is this a Power Rangers episode?
>the airforce looking like this in 1990
LUL.
The first two Thors, Venom, most of the X Men movies and most DC movies.
I don't understand them casting Brie at all. She's already fairly old, wasn't their plan to try to have her leading the next decade of MCU?
For an ageless character she's gonna age pretty fucking fast from here on out, you know?
Are you serious? This just looks like an average 6/10 Marvel movie and there's plenty that's much worse.
>Electra
>Daredevil
>Green Lantern
>Fantastic Four (2015)
>Batman & Robin
To name a few.
the true power of hollywood makeup artists will be put to the test with her already downhill aging issues
agree completely it would have been a far greater casting decision to pick a younger actress
but ive never been able to compete with the high IQ hollywood casting jews so wat do i know?
she wasnt even in the first 20 picks for the role
tells you everything
o rly?!
so there were actually at least 20 women smart enough to turn down the cpt marvel role?
im honestly shocked, so shocked that im literally shaking right now
Who turned it down?
so she's like iron man? I liked the first iron man movie are the rest any good?
Just think of how much different the feeling around this movie would be if they'd cast Emily Blunt or Charlize Theron, or even some nobody from a CW show.
>some nobody from a CW show
Yes please.
if Theron was cpt marvel i'd go see this capeshit on that basis alone
but these casting retards picked some retarded no name cunt and theyre even marketing the fucking film like "if you dont like brian larson you are a racist sexist bigot that needs to die" kind of way - its fucking disgusting
and then a total theater blackout of JUST Cpt Marvel playing (literally world fucking wide, u cant see any other movie in theaters because they are simply not fucking playing) mar 7-13
i will never forgive the hollyjew capeshit fags for this one
literally never getting my money on this one
Yes, they all look bad, and we have threads just like these every time capeshit is on the menu
It will do okay. Ghostbusters did alright considering the spit roasting it got. Plus Asians love blonde people in capeshit so it'll likely do spectacular in China. Only single nerds with no life will skip on it, but a lot of couples and their kids will gladly check it since Marvel has had a pretty good track record for producing quality capeshit. Single nerds and NEETs with no life really make up such a minority that it's going to be throwing a dime at a sheet of metal. Girls will still go with their friends even if their Trumptard bf's refuse to go out of sheer, juvenile male pride. See all you cool peeps there. All the sorry nerds out there and Trumptards, you won't be missed. So keep fighting the dumb fight losers. You're just fighting with your own self-hatred while the fast food grease keeps seething out your smelly, pores that stretch for miles on end.
Remember when people were trying to book trips to Wakanda? Good times.
Brie and her square face will never look good
I don't like the movie all that much but Watchmen's costume design was pretty good.
They all look like shit initially,
op. This one is the same as the rest.
Yvonne Strahovski
Katheryn Winnick
Jennifer Lawrence
Emily Blunt
Natalie Dormer
Charlize Theron
Olivia Wilde
Jessica Chastain
Shailene Woodley
Ronda Rousey
Bryce Dallas Howard
Katee Sackhoff
delusional. list a good example, o great debater.
All except Woodley would have been better options than Larson. Wonder why they all turned it down.
>C tier actresses turning down easy money
Bullshit.
batman begins
actually most batmans that werent made by shumacher
>I liked the first iron man movie are the rest any good?
Not really.
Watchmen imo, even tho i hate capeshit with a passion, that movie was the closest capetard kino ive ever seen. genuinely enjoyed the movie even though it was an epic to sit thru.
Good point. If Katee Sackhoff had been offered this, she would have taken the job for a hundred bucks and a happy meal. And still would have been far better at it than Brie Larson.
fpbp
not all were turning down, there were scheduling conflicts and stuff
I'm skeptical of this list as a lot of those actresses are pushing 40 and this is a role Marvel wanted to build the entire franchise around post-Iron Man.
There's a reason they cast a 20 year old to play Peter Parker this time around, is all I'm saying.
This. Capeshit is embarassing bad on a storytelling, character, plot, and visual level. You're objectively stupid if you willing watch any of it.
Masters of the Universe was pretty bad. They turned badass Wizard Orko into a shitty Ginger Goblin.
Checked!
come on user, 80s movies dont really count as capeshit
those movies are mostly based af and redpilled
hardly comparable to present day state of capeshit horror shows
First Incredibles is the best superhero movie that's been made in my opinion. The bar isn't high but it's just a genuinely great movie.
I can't believe we didn't get a Katheryn Winnick Captain Marvel...
go back to finland
also she's 40 and will age as much as Brie (but more gracefully, remember this context)
>le gurl power
Cringe
i just want to see how those morons at RLM saying this is a good movie , they´re such scumbags. literally pleb tier
>The Airforce prior to present day forced diversity and plummeting standards being anything other than 6', clean-cut white men
Fuck Hollywood.
they probably won't even talk about it, I'm like 95% certain Endgame is their last capeshit HITB unless something controversial happens
Ronda wanted to be Cap Marvel this list is BS lmao
>80s capeshit movies
>based as fuck
Nah
Why would someone take the time to write something like this lmao. 50% its bait, 50% its a tranny
I'm going to be sad when iZombie ends. It's a genuinely fun show
She looks so unconfortable in her skin.
Like they'd ever let Ronda Lousey near the MCU
completely right but not about the 6'
too tall you can't fly
t. 6'5" fag who got disqualified due to lasik and being fucktall
goddamn I hate my genetics sometimes because of that
100% of it is true tho lol
Muh shekels you filthy spidergoy
It always looked like shit
>implying satellite versions of Magazines have any say of what goes on their covers
you really don't understand do you
The costume makes her look like she has a poopy diaper, what a great design!
CTRL + F incel
Wow. good job faggots.
>no new ip
hmmmmmmmmmm
>waiting
>kino
Yiiiiiiikess
Ronda is one of the few women who could pull off that power level
Jesus christ you fucking cape cucks are grotesque
The only 'good looking' one of the ones I've seen was infinity war.
She can't act for shit, nor can she actually fight. She can do a few judo moves well but was proven to be a charlatan the second she was put in the ring with a competent opponent
>will be way less woke than its shills and the media made it out to be
Doubtful, she's a literal catlady and has no romantic interest. Also, her being more powerful than The Avengers was the worst possible writing decision they could have possibly made.
Let's introduce a walking deus ex machina to clean up Thanos. People will love that!
My god I just want to hold her
to be fair, Infinity War was only good because king nigger Black Panderer did the die
>Ghostbusters did alright considering the spit roasting it got.
Oh wait... this is bait.
i still havent seen it even tho they threw it on netflix
just absolutely zero interest in it not even to laugh at how bad im assuming it really is
after seeing that ape they thew in it, theres no way that eye sore could ever "entertain" me even if she is a fucking comedian making vagina jokes
Black Panther.
Spawn.
Any CGI Hellboy Sequence.
Those TV movie 70s Marvel Crap.
The direct to video Captain America Film
That Corman Fantastic 4 Movie
Faust
I think the main reason I hope it doesn't have much pandering is I really really want to laugh at the articles by woke media bitching about failed female representation when she shows up in Endgame and doesn't literally punch him into the sun.
Team Gal. That is all.
You want a CGI costume?
STFU DC fanboy, You probably a zoomer piece of shit.
easy chief, OP is a 30yo based boomer
those were good movies and they came out at a time when no one watching movies seemed to care about race because it wasnt shoved down our throats like it is now
i may be extremely racist but im not dumb enough to the point where i think Wesley Snipes is a nigger because he isnt. top notch performer, genuinely cool dude and martial artist who earned his way up based on talent and not just because hes black (like most modern black actors). no one cared snipes was black, he played the part of a real bad ass and that kind of onscreen strength and coolness just resonated to a kino lvl that transcended racism. id give anything to have back the holllywood of yesteryear but it seems that will never happen. dark times ahead.
Black Panther
Would it be too hard for these chick's to become Biel mode for their superhero roles?
ABSOLUTELY BASED AND BIEL PILLED
>was the star of his own franchise
>becomes token black character in 3rd movie
RIP and good riddance - hollywood's racist past.
I thought you could fly the bigger stuff?
That wasn't because of racism. It's because Wesley Snipes is literally insane.
30 yo boomers eat this sjw shit up, try again
i am with you
Do you retards not remember the entire first era of capeshit? Are all of you ten?
no, and iron man is the best mcu movie in my opinion. 2 is garbage and 3 is (fun) garbage. The only movies that kind of get on the same level as iron man are ragnarok and IW. Maybe cap america as well.
But nothing can be compared to tony getting out of that fucking cave with the mark 1, it's the only time that mahvel movies felt actually epic. Well, I liked the punisher movie, but apparently I'm the only one so.
Not much. Cabin space is tight for most air vehicles, and ejecto-seatos are not for long arms like mine (more like my elbows when I'm holding the middle of the seat brace, I'd probably break my arms and or elbows if I ever did eject).
There's a reason why sometimes they call it Manlet Force. I don't care for cyber security on the government level so I got the fuck out. If I'm doing that I want to be paid the bigger bucks in the private sector, but then I do lose out on pensions. Either way, wasn't for me.
>ragnarok
completely flanderized garbage
literal fucking shit. you had me up until there (not the person youre replying to)
Looks like a throwaway CW costume
>so she's like iron man
kek, more like an even more OP Superman depending on how many of her powers they put in the movie. When she's linked to a white hole she's a reality-bending god. Though based on trailer clips she's pretty useless most of the time in this.
>linked to a white hole
huh?
ITs confirmed she is stronger than Thanos.
holy shit looking at her is making my AnUShole expand beyond its normal limits!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does this make me so mad.
What's going on with the left most guy's hair? Is it still loading?
its the reverse of the sleepaway camp final seen
so instead of hard
you get angry
user, they paid her millions and millions to make that fucking face
now tell me, how mad does knowing that make u?
I am seeing it next Thursday with my gf and we will most likely fuck after the film.
What will you be doing next Thursday?
In real life it’s all prime white dudes in the Air Force fighter pilot divisions. Rarely niggers and definitely not women.
You literally can’t even argue it anymore. These Disney movies have all white men looking like stooges and half the characters are black when in reality the USAF fighter pilots are 95% white male. I guess if you cope that hard you have to make up for it in fiction.
Mary Poppins is stronger than Thanos. She can snap things to action without any shiny minerals.
did u guys see that actual news story of how some airforce stronk wamen pilot was relieved of her command just a few weeks ago?
it was hilarious
Here we see the the average DCuck outing themselves by throwing an autistic fit when confronted with a Marvel film that often focused on being comedic. They find such films an affront to the medium as they do not align with their undying loyalty to aesthetically dark Snyder films. When this is pointed out, they will typically hurl their feces towards any observer while running away and screaming "EAT THE DISC" or "RELEASE THE SNYDER CUT" through the streams of tears and snot running down their chins. It is recommended that observers do not pursue subjects any further in this violent, although sad, state.
It's so painful to look at her try to act "imposing" or with any kind of presence. She lacks it so severely she has to try to overcompensate with those stupid fucking faces she makes.
She was miscast and everyone can see, so why is everyone sexist if we don't like someone who was miscast?
I dunno. She looks like an old boss or co-worker who pissed you off?
the first black female jet fighter became one in 2000 or 2001
the movie takes place in 1995
holy fuck. they don't give a shit anymore
Why would you ever let an 85 iq nigress in charge of a 12 million dollar machine?
I'm not actually a comicfag, so they can come in and correct me if I'm off. But at some point she was linked to the energy produced by a white hole and was able to manipulate gravity, had telekenetic powers that could manipulate atoms, could absorb any kind of energy and re-emit it as her arm lasers (like, she can stand on a detonating nuke and just absorb it all), I believe telepathy, can't remember what else but the list is fucking long. Like they just lazily threw every fucking super power they could on the page. The link to the white hole was severed but she kept some of her powers in a weaker state (like the arm lasers and some energy absorption) and can temporarily power up a shit ton if she absorbs enough energy.
and this is a flashback from probably around 1990
what's a 'white hole'
Thor 1 is better than Ragnarok. Far from perfect, but its great parts are really great. Unlike Captain America was is a solid capeshit but nothing particularly memorable.
Here is the leaked ending to Endgame
CUZ WE WAZ HIDDEN NIGGERS
A lot of the costumes look silly but Marvel is excellent at easing in the audience and making the superhero’s costume choice appropriate.
If you actually watched any of them you would know that all the Marvel movies so far.
No post it you teasefag
>DCuck
what's with your fucking victim complex?
ragnorak is fucking shit. do you see me praising dc films? do you see jerking off marvel? no, im fucking objective.
ragnorak is the fucking suicide squad of DC. get over yourself, i didnt bother to read past your second sentence since you started going on an egotrip with company wars.
agreed, however
THOSE FUCKING DUTCH ANGLES
almost make me puke when I care to ever rewatch or catch Thor 1 on some sort of tele somewhere
literally every take is dutch angled
He evaded income taxes for over a decade and spent 8 years in Federal prison.
whoa, is that really true or are u memeing?
Snipes went to prison for 8 years?
well wait, i guess that explains why he all of a sudden fell off the map. wow, so he became the stereotype i didnt think he was. god damnit every fucking time. why cant black kids have literally JUST ONE good black role model?
Spider-Man 3 is pure magic you dullard
why are the horn things even cgi? Why couldn't they be a prop, or modeled after a prop? It looks horribly fake.
Are you incapable of using a search engine? Goddamn is this the level of retardation I'm dealing with here?
>has there ever been a capeshit flick that looks worse than this?
Disney is out on full force they have cancelled all other movie except captain marvel in theatre from the 7th to 10th go look at your local theatre. The mouse will ensure that this movie will gross a billion.
come on user, pls dont make me google.
im in the LIVE PD thread on pol right now watchin kangz get arrested
and im only posting here on the commercial breaks
Shit or not, it'll break box office records because Disney has literally bought out cinemas all over the world for the premiere weekend so people can only go see CM. Enjoy getting bombarded with articles hyping her popularity.
there is a prop, they're only cgi when they're moving, like in that frame
if this is true, at best they will inflate the opening weekend, but then it will tank on the second weekend
besides, people don't go to the cinema if they aren't interesting. like right now, no movie is pulling any good numbers.
This is exactly why review-bombing is literally the only voice you get anymore to reject this disgusting garbage. Also why they're going to be doing their best to remove any free speech on review sites.
Spawn was pleb filter... looks like it got one
Ok so I'm surrounded by /pol/, good to know
Captqin Marvel should be like 50 now.
Blankman and Meteorman.
I didn't really care before, but now that Disney is literally cramming CM down every moviegoer's throat I feel like I have to give it a shit review on every website that lets me log in. If this film causes them to remove that option for the future then even better. It's fun seeing the mouse squirm and retaliate against fucking nobodies.
really want her force me to be her sex slave desu
Definitely don't steal my meme guys, thanks
Oh and definitely DON'T download this free captain marvel font : fonts2u.com
THANKS
/pol/ literally just posted a Captain Marvel tits thread
its her leaked nudes from a few years ago
they also figured out that theaters literally worldwide are only playing this capeshit from the 7th - 13th btw
now that /pol/ knows, maybe "something" will happen
tax evasion is quintessentially white though
she looks like Hilary Clinton
me too bro
BASED
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God damn, makeup and hair can do wonders.
However you want to spin it to fit your preconceived narrative you've already constructed
>movie posters depict her in the red-blue-gold costume
>every single fucking movie scene is her in an ugly grey-teal flatfooted rubber suit
What the fuck?
That movie was good, fag.
Best super-villain in any capeshit.
An actual believable Hero, unlike modern flicks
Effects were kino
Teela a cute, and even her 'girl power' bullshit was cute.
im not that guy, im just telling you that ducking the federal jew is an almost elusively white thing. minorities love stateism
>google "us fighter pilot"
>google images just spits out niggers and spics and some women
>the rest are hooded pilots
I'm willing to believe you but Google is telling me it's a VERY diverse division. See for yourself.
found this shit in the /pol/ thread
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my sides are so far in orbit rn
they're doing "OPERATION CAPTAIN FUNGAL" apparently lel
>minorities love stateism
Lmao
Any post phase 1 MCU film. I've never seen such shitty looking films with so much praise, it's amazing, and it's not like the stories are anything noteworthy. The Prequels look just as good and that was 20 years ago. I can understand love of capeshit but never the MCU.
Black panther you bigot.
IT LTERALLY WON AN 9SCAR FOR IT YOOOOOOOU FUCCCKING WHTE BOIS
Obsessed
GET THE FUCK IN HERE ITS HAPPENING
>OPERATION CAPTAIN FUNGAL HAS BEGAN
>Same with Spider Man 3
SM 3 wasn't even the worst of the Spider-Man movies you tasteless barbarian. ASM 2 and homecoming are so much shittier.
>He evaded income taxes for over a decade
Makes me like him even more
>meme kino
Iron Man 3 is good, despite what the comic book retards say about it (they were mad that they couldn't predict the entire movie after seeing one trailer).
The reason it's so utterly insufferable is because Disney has decided to make Captain Marvel the face of Feminism, and Leftists are all eagerly hopping on board. If you think this is bad, wait until Captain Marvel jumps in at the last second in end-game to single handedly defeat Thanos. You will hear YAAAAAS QUEEEN SLAY shouted across the world. God help us if Trump fails to win re-election in 2020, or even worse loses to a woman.
I've never been a suicidal man, but holy shit would such a scenario make me contemplate.
pls dont do the self die user, we need all the anons we can get to fight this jewish degeneracy
so I haven't seen a single capeshit movie since the Bane batman came out
how fortunate am I?
>BvS was pretty terrible
Based brainlet
400 years of slavery
I sleep
Female rip off of DChad green lantern exists
ITS THE END OF THE WORLD THE HOLOCAUST TIMES INFINITY
She has more masculine features than the guys around her
No wonder she’s Reddit’s poster child
So many buzzwords
Where can I apply to shitpost? I want to help with your job in triggering random anonymous people on the internet for moolah
Let's be real though, are cape shitters even human? Are they even conscious? The NPC meme ran it's course but perhaps we can make an exception?