Krusty releases an all-female reboot of "Itchy and Scratchy...

Krusty releases an all-female reboot of "Itchy and Scratchy," so Bart and his crew of all-male friends decide to boycott the show. After Bart's friends turn on him for laughing at the reboot, Bart joins a woke group of sixth-grade girls who commit crimes against patriarchy in the all-new "Bart Vs. Itchy & Scratchy" episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, March 24 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-3010) (TV-14 L, S, V)

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>it's real
you've got to be kidding me

SNEED
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Formerly male

sneed buy ipad

Wonder how they'll look

>It's real
>655 episode
>The Simpsons are already renewed until 2021

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>It's real

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well at least there not lying and trying to push the narrative that all-girl shows get reboot as all-boy shows like everyone else is all the time

like city slickers

>Has tweeted "Today was the day Donald trump finally became president" every day for the past several days
Wow. Hilarious. No wonder the show's doing so great with comedic talent like this behind it.

>Disney is actually still setting this hard
Even FOX never managed to make the show shill for them

Sneedina and Chuckina

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>implying the boys wouldn't jerk off to the cute female furries

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Sneed the Return

hi megan nice to see you again its been a year or two please shill more

based

I want to fuck that cat.

I want to fuck and suck that cat.

Does Disney own Fox nowadays? Can't remember

Wait, did she came here? What and When happend?

Today was the day Chuck's formerly became Sneed's.

Does Sneed own Chuck nowadays? Can't remember

Another nutjob.

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Does Sneed own Chux nowadays? Can’t remember

Not yet. The deal should be finalized this month.

>He follows Simpsons writers on Social Media.

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Not yet

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South Park did it first

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Nice, 2 more years of Sneedposting :D

dont people keep spinning the wheel for more money? is that guy just bad at making money?

It was linked by the simpsons wiki when I checked if this episode was real or not you fucking retard
>twitter.com/AlJean/status/1012772888179437568

More like Bitchy and Snatchy

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formerly Murdoch's

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umm sweetie this is 4channel we only tolerate inclusive speech here

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I don't get it.

Also here's the full image in case anyone is wondering.

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based Carlos poster

Based
Instant classic. Glad to see the simpsons is back in form

>The girls never actually found the show funny, they just wanted something that was "ours"
Hummmm

>AHAHAHA LOOK GUYS I SAID THE S WORD AGAIN!!!!!!

Why would any of those posts imply the posters follow her? They're literally responding to a link to her Twitter.

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CARLOS >:(

*huff* *puff*
I'M GONNA SAY IT

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This but unironically and instead of S-word. I said Sneed

I've never actually seen the show so I couldn't tell you.

Looking forward to moot range banning these posters and filtering this word.

Half the comedians that I follow on twitter also follow her.

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Will Sneed make a comeback in this one?

If there's one good thing Disney can do to redeem themselves it's killing this festering abomination after they buy Fox.

He's cucked us for google lad.

They should buy Sneed instead

This can't be real, no fucking way

formerly american

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Hiroshima
Formerly moot

formerly Sneed's

Source now

>mfw it’s real

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This can't be real, no fucking and sucking way

Sneedposters, please use your meme powers to end The Simpsons and not just their threads

>mfw it’s real

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We're not that strong, user-kun. Formerly user-chan.
Or are we?

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these writers really live in their own little world don't they. 99% of the real world thinks this smash the patriarchy stuff is ridiculous

Why would we? The longer it runs the more likely it is to reference sneed.

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>All-female itchy and scratchy
Are they still going to be brutally mutilating and murdering each other?

Yes

I know this is asked a lot but what sort of people actually watch the Simpsons these days? Does the average Joe have no standards at all?

Formerly

what sort of people actually watch the Sneedsons these days?
Cityslickers

For fucks sake

And sucks sake

youtube.com/watch?v=zc3vAdsiPV4

IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS HOW SEED AND FEED AND CHUCK IS ALL LIKE FUCK SUCK LIKE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LET ME REMIND PEOPLE OF THIS HILARIOUS JOKE OVER AND OCEER AGAIN JUST FUCK OFF I WANT MY COMFY SIMPOSN THREADS YOU STUPID GODDAMN ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKERS FORMERLY FUCKING KILL ME

PORN WHEN?

Formerly comfy

>formerly unruffled
SEEDboy was word filtered for less.
Mods are clearly CHUCK'S.

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Original Airdate: March 24, 2019

Special Guest Voices: Awkwafina as Carmen

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Never ever, retarded comfycuck

"to learn who fucks over you simply find out who you are not allowed to suck"
-Sneed

spoilertv.com/2019/02/the-simpsons-episode-3018-bart-vs-itchy.html

Guest Voice Cast: Nicole Byer as Erica

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what's that thing famous for?

Trivia

This will be the very first Itchy and Scratchy-themed episode since The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show in season 8.

S
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Original Airdate: November 7, 1999

Special Guest Voices: The B-52s singing Glove Slap

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She is best known for her work on the prank show Ladylike and the reality show Girl Code. As of 2018, Byer is the host of the Netflix reality bake-off show Nailed It!, and the HeadGum podcast Why Won't You Date Me?.

Whenever sneed isn’t on screen the other characters should be saying “Where’s Sneed?”

Do you think they will attack the fans of Female Ghostbusters or attack the SJW's who made the movie?

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Formerly smooth and pleasant

What the fuck I thought you were guys were just memeing do americans really virtue signal like this hahaha fuck your country is screwed

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Who are those characters?

>Ladylike
Blacks don't behave like ladies
>Girls Code
Same
>Bake-off show Nailed It!
Because she's fat?
>Why Won't You Date Me?
Read the previous 3

Damm, this girl needs a new agent

Sneed and Chuck

They'll attack city slickers

who knows? they're so corageous and impredictable

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my mom

Formerly I'm with her

>Norm Macdonald
>David Cross
>Graham Lineham
what the fuck

Look what this show did to my wife. My wife is ruined.

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It could be a nice idea for an episode, if executed well and in a non partisan (leftist) way.
but we all know it's going to suck and be super-pandering.

>Sneed
>Chuck
what the fuck and suck

>that pic
What is that thing?

>After Bart's friends turn on him for laughing at the reboot, Bart joins a group of sixth-grade girls
nope. it sounds 100% nu simpsons

I've got:

Stavros Halkias
Adam Friedland
Mike Recine
Dan Soder
Zac Amico
Brandon Wardell
Abby Rosenquist
and the YKWD podcast.

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What the fuck are you people even discussing this for. Do you really think this is some how making the show worse than it already is? That they haven’t already done shit like this for years? That this show hasn’t been worth anyone’s attention for over a decade?

Is that the "Precious" actress?

It's Sneed

God will punish America for this.

Honestly the only way to stop it is to create a program to spam Yea Forums with “sneed” until the moderators make it an autoban.

There is a group working on it at the moment. No word on ETA but it’ll probably pull the site down for a while when they launch it.

It’s the episode 231 actress

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Based. After that spam Chuck

>Yea Forums will be nothing but Sneed
>the mods won't do anything since it doesn't offend them personally like soi does
Sounds based.

i knew it was mediocre, but had no idea it became so politically biased. even in the current msm zeitgeist this sounds like pure propaganda

Gee, I bet they won't schedule that to be the Halloween episode

Because it's a personal attack on Yea Forums who called Sony out for their divisive and lazy marketing tactics in the first place.

Mr. Burns sacrificing Maggie to Moloch and Lisa telling Homer why that's a good thing.

Why are they offended by formerly onions?

well, not that part. Just the "Itchy and Scratchy gets an all-female reboot and all the fans are mad at them" concept, but they actually make fun of both sides.

>the industry still pretending that women are funny or good at writing
this is literally why we can't have nice things

I fucking hope this happens

I just want simpsons threads back

Formerly back. They fucking sucked. Mr Gucci Loafers

it could be another "Homer Badman" type of episode, but it isn't 1994 anymore

You do know that when other people retweet or like someone else's tweet that it shows up in your feed, right?

Oh, i guess this is going to be an SJW episode

Oh, i guess this is going to be a Sneed episode

welcome to the (((world))). Enjoy the ride.

>Women in comedy can be funny
sometimes
>All women in comedy can be funny
no
>Men in comedy can be funny
yes
>All men in comedy can be funny
mostly true

>chuck
sneed
>sneed
chuck
>chuck
sneed
>sneed
sneed

A Treehouse of Horror one?
It would be the 5th episode of the next season, usually aired during the Halloween period of the year

Because the s o y b o y meme was being spammed everywhere by autists. Was originally just /pol/ then Yea Forums but then Yea Forums and Yea Forums scooped it up and it was in EVERY SINGLE THREAD. It should be unfiltered now, but it was an epidemic there for a while.

>incel is spammed just as bad
>mods do nothing
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I totally agree that should be filtered too.

t. incel

To be fair, a lot of people follow crazies in Twitter to get their daily dose of humor. It’s less that they’re following them out of admiration and more that they want to see the shitshow when it’s fresh and hot.

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This chick was Twitter famous before she got a TV career.

thefutoncritic.com/listings/20190228fox17/
It's fucking real
>Bart joins a woke group of sixth-grade girls who commit crimes against patriarchy
Jesus fucking Christ

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the difference is soiboy hurt there feelings

Not like anyone is really watching at this point, a lot of the really new shit is stuff like this from what I've seen.

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>Bart is Trap spelled backwards

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>saving me whole minutes of google things while exposing yourself to jannie's wrath
You're absolutely based

Bart would be totally be the type of kid who enjoys trolling "woke" things. Doesn't fit his character. Why dont use Lisa?

She already had her episode.

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whoa

>implying they care about character consistency in nusimpsons

>>Bart is Trap spelled backwards

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Why the fuck did I click that

BASED AND SNEEDPILLED
FORMERLY CHUCKPILLED

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Sneed will punish city slickers for this.

>trab

All female reboot of the Sneedsons when?

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Some faggot already tried mass spamming Sneed a while back (and still does in some threads) and guess what? It didn't fucking and sucking work. Face it, city slicker. Your days are over.

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>1.12 million followers
>time article about "women reinventing comedy"
>"Megan Amram (born September 3, 1987) is an Emmy-nominated American comedy writer and performer currently working on the NBC series The Good Place.[1] She became well known after 2010 through her Twitter account.[2]"
Is the confusion I'm feeling the same thing 80 year old feel everyday when they go on the internet? Literally what the fuck?

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Suck the dubs out of me sneedposters. It's all you're good for.

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So some cuck thought this bitch was funny after seeing her Twitter, and somehow that is "reinventing comedy".

>doesn't sneed near the tranny threads
really made me think

We do, the SU threads get filled with sneed

quads confrim
That actually would be a great 666th episode.

Formerly fuck the trips out of me chuckposters

I didn't need to sneed that.

snarky, ironic millennial nihilism makes for good "heh, yea." twitter quips, but it has never been genuinely funny, and it certainly doesn't translate into writing a funny television show. why would anyone hire people like this to write an actual comedy show?

She has a podcast called "Why Won't You Date Me" where she whines about not getting laid

>(((Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky)))

is there anything /pol/ ISN'T pathologically right about?

This is just fan fiction for women now

>she's famous for being so vulgar and grotesque that nobody wants to date or even fuck her
why hasn't the simpsons hired Lena Dunham as a writer y et?

>The Bitchy & Snatchy Show

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krusty has been a jew longer than most /pol/ incels have been alive, you drooling retard.

FUCKING BASED

So are they going to show Fem-Scratchy getting mutilated by She-Itchy? If not, why?

I think it was a meta-joke about Jews pushing the SJW agenda, even in a fictional universe.
But what do I know, I'm just a golem.

sneed

>Amram currently resides in Los Angeles. Since May 2017, she has tweeted "Today was the day Donald Trump finally became president" every day.[5]

I don't get it

if they do it would be an easy way for someone to infiltrate radfem groups and plant the seed of "simpsons violence against women" outrage

millennial anti-humor is the new redefinition of "funny" didn't you know?

>and plant the seed
based

shut it down

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>this seething over an obvious joke
holy cringe

what a fucking retard

ok female itchy could get it though

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her Twitter used to be really funny about 4 years ago

It's no coincidence that the golden years had conservative and middle of the road writers, and the shit years are all leftards.

It’s hard to be mad when I haven’t even watched The Simpsons in over a decade. The most experience I have with it any more is seeing an occasional commercial and thinking “wow it’s still on” and then immediately forgetting about it

>when one of your big accomplishment is autistically tweeting the same thing every day

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>i was just joking about being retarded jeez can't you niggers take a joke? gas the kikes race war now am i right? just a joke man.

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TRAB PU KCIP
TRAB PU KCIP

If it wasn't a joke, I'm honestly interested to know exactly what you think that post was meant to imply.

These five words contain better comedy writing than the last ten years of The Simpsons.

Homer is killed for being a white male

not gonna lie, the cat is cute

Sneed feed and seed.

a cat is fine and sine too

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M SO HORNY AND LONELY

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I want to see an episode about yellow privilege that pisses off asians.

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avant garde

Sneed is killed for being a seed male

Maggie and Lisa are revealed to actually be mother and daughter and that Marge lost her third baby, so she chose to raise Maggie as Lisa's sister

>Shadman

>oh no muh childhood

>Maggie's voiced by Jack Nicholson

If its eventually Sneed's then why is Sneed still in the picture?

Am I going insane or is that an actual tranny?

hey guys

>it’s for real
youtu.be/ZtjFsQBuJWw

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have the writers been watching Gegege no Kitaro?

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seething incels
based

>Bart liking trans Itchy and Scratchy
Makes sense at least.

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Is that Petunia?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

God I want to fuck and suck Nekomusume and Mana

_ ____ __ ____ ____ ___

I want to sneed that cat? I don't get it.

Its fake guys

Formerly real

Why do you think this isn't punishment for past crimes?

Formerly present crimes

Eewwwwwwww

Im surprised no one has posted r34 yet.

How do people this cringe get writing jobs for big television shows?

Networking

> mfw 2016 permanently broke the brains of millions of leftists

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those godly digits

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>trabman

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>She became well known after 2010 through her Twitter account.[2]

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this is the worst timeline, hillary should've won

Daz a lot ah dead bodies, George!

So did that priest really
need a car to drive by and blow
every letter of the board so it could
entice millennials with "New Star Wars"?
dumb fucking show

sneed

*840,000

based

I'd say Disney's already calling certain shots and this being continued was one of them. At least they can gauge actual interest when they launch Disney+.

more like gaygaygaynogay

Now that is one fancy car.

Needs more Sneed

sneedbump

Sauce us up fag

formerly male

boner formerly sneed

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I don't get it.

You’ll go back to doing the same thing on your blog, I just know it.

youtube.com/watch?v=SlKao_Pox5A

When will tvcels learn?

I

WANT

TO

FUCK

THAT

CAT

that's gay

Simpsons doesn’t matter whats the point in giving them press when that’s what they want when they do these “modern topical” episodes.

quit being insensitive.

I want to fucky and sucky her if you know what I mean.

Sneed derangement syndrome

I'll give them props for the pun

Since when is fucking pussies gay?

this kind of shit keeps me coming back, even if it's a false flag
anyone else literally still laughing out loud at every Sneed thread? I really can't help myself, I'm so juvenile.

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>the only way to defeat Sneed is to make the biggest declaration possible of how hard you were trolled by it
wordfilters didn't stop s o y posting. Sneed is unstoppable

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i found it lads, i hope this works!

boards.plus4chan.org/pco/148795183300.png

I can't believe she sported this look unironically. Like the writers didn't even write it in as a joke

you know damn well that there's a cat dick under that dress

Based. Neocons were cancer then and are still cancer now. Look up John Swartzwelder, he's what made the Simpsons good.

Kek’d, checked and redpilled

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The Sneedsons, formerly The Simpsons

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BASED

this deserves a sneed

Undeserving of carlos

>theres a group working on it

considering one autist did it to crash GW2 threads on /vg/ it cant be that difficult. Some guy on Yea Forums also posted a pastebin guide on how to make a spambot long ago

>it's real
burn it down

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What does he mean by that?

>Sneed is Feed spelled backwards

Lynchian in Premise

TBF that would actually be kino

she and Joe Mande ruined Parks and Rec and tanked The Good Place in just its second year

End of Sneedgelion (Formerly (not) chucks)

I NEED MORE FEED

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Truly a worse punishment than the flood.

You all fail to see what this means.
A TV show could hire you to become a writer based on the quality of your Yea Forums posts. No show will hire you just for spamming SNEED, you need to do better if you wanna work with a qt like Kristin Bell.

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Well look at the city slicker pulling up in his lovecraftian ry'leh car

>No show will hire you just for spamming SNEED,
Well la de da mr. gucci loafers

Sneedposting is divine punishment for The Simpsons continuing to air.

sounds to me like the episode is mocking SJW's

This country is the declining Soviet Union with a better living standard but the same dying out-of-touch gerontocracy.
>I know how we'll reach them -- with the Simpsons!
>Sir, nobody has watched the Simpsons since --
>Follow my orders!

>The timing

This is starting to feel like social engineering.

what do you expect from a communist

CARLOS!

formerly sane

formerly a good show

The Simpsons and Family Guy have both been illuminate propaganda since roughly 2000.

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lol

Today was the day Donald trump finally became president

it also shows up on your seed

By going to the same synagogues as others in the business.

>IT'S FUCKING REAL

thefutoncritic.com/listings/20190228fox17/

>americucks

Who the fuck is this unfunny subhuman and why does it has 1.12 million followers.

>Megan Amram (born September 3, 1987) is an Emmy-nominated American comedy writer and performer currently working on the NBC series The Good Place.[1] She became well known after 2010 through her Twitter account.[2]

Whats the meaning of the line? He has been president for 2 years already

Taking extra spins is usually a losing strategy since eventually you'll bankrupt, and sooner than you think.

I’d say exactly the year 2000, since The Simpsons peaked in late ‘99.

>its real
>ITS REAL
ITS REAL

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What if you're really good at science and math and can always spin for maximum profit?

umaru chan desu
oh I mean sneed

Today was the day Donald Trump finally became president

Even then I wouldn't risk it. They don't want the show to go over budget so there's probably some sort of mechanical override built into it.

sneeze

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