What kind of snacks/drinks do you guys sneak into the kinoplex?

What kind of snacks/drinks do you guys sneak into the kinoplex?
I remember when I was a kid, my dad and I would sneak in paper plates by folding them in half and stuffing them in large pockets (like the ones on the front of hooded sweaters) and we'd eat stuff like smoked salmon or whatever we could find that would be good hot or cold.

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Whenever i have the time to make it i sneak in a paella in one of my trench coat pockets. Wrap it in cellophane and enjoy, usually lasts me through all the commercials.

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i once snuck in an entire steak dinner into the kino. beef, mashed potatoes, green beans, and a cup of red wine. if youre wearing the right clothes you can pull it off.

I heat up a marie calendar's chicken pot pie and transport it in the box it comes in. By the time I sit down it's at the perfect temperature to eat

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All foodies are faggots and therefore deserve to be murdered.

incel

I usually just bring a flask of whisky and some raisins

patricians choice

Bourbon

For me? it's my famous vintage jello carrot zuchini casserole served cold of course!

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I usually have pan fried mallard on a bed of dessert peach, parma ham and goat's cheese salad.

>telling me what i am means you're an incel!!
Cry moar, future murder victim.

Jesus fucking Christ, just how old are you?

Beef chili. I have a pair of special platform shoes that are hollow in the bottom. I just fill them up before I leave.

>>telling me what i am means you're a future murder victim!!
cope

THIS NIGGA EATIN SMOKED SALMON

Roasted bulbs of garlic with some toast points and bone marrow

>can't figure out where penis is supposed to go
>can't figure out how many meme arrows belong on a post
Cope is gay slang. Keep digging.

>>>being actually gay
hahaha. obsessed

>hahaha
Only teenage girls and gay subhumans do this.

SEETHING

Seething is gay slang. Keep digging.

SEETHING

mallard? Really?

what's wrong with duck?

>What kind of snacks/drinks do you guys sneak into the kinoplex?
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you americans?

I'm not American.

Obsessed

Nothing, I love duck, just can’t believe there are people bombastic enough to refer to it as mallard.

You don't call someone named Jamal your equal, do you? Not all ducks are equal.

Cheeseburger

Mountain Dew Baja blast

That looks like some asian guy made it

when i was in highschool me and some m8s snuck in wendys to see 2012