/Jazz/ General - Teratomato Soup Edition

>Jazz Takes Amir To The Next Level
youtube.com/watch?v=JJQ247Lj_Jg

>Amir Discusses The Bonus Situation
youtube.com/watch?v=-7qOg6jsmuc

>Jazz is a Mermaid Warrior Princess
youtube.com/watch?v=YvgjDYaVN38

>Quick Guide To Transitioning
youtube.com/watch?v=u4U-HQM7UY4

>No Eulogies For Jazz
youtube.com/watch?v=KqdyLQAk3eo

>Offensive Billboard Removed
youtube.com/watch?v=2G4IhPncF3w

>Jazz is Sauronpilled
youtube.com/watch?v=LtkrhL8eJXQ

>A New Way To Be Mad
theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2000/12/a-new-way-to-be-mad/304671/

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=6B0T6bfTIJU
vocaroo.com/i/s0U5mqH3FuqH
youtu.be/AF4KQbiBrKU
youtube.com/watch?v=-pxxBQm114k
i.4cdn.org/lgbt/1551419488004.jpg
twitter.com/MomofJazz
watch2gether.com/rooms/raj7vdjrypafjvgdee
youtube.com/watch?v=SaAn6I3DzPw
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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youtube.com/watch?v=6B0T6bfTIJU
are these threads finally dying?

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I see you

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Posting some webms from the latest episode.

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>that mustache
Weeeew

CUT MY DICK INTO PIECES

>be at romantic dinner with your wife
>talk about grafting skin over your sons exploded, skinless vagina

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For me it's Skylar

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Thread theme.

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God, I hope so. These threads are transphobic. I have half a mind to report them to my MP.

Is Ahmir's mom /ourmommy/?

Part 1/3

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*mammy

Ten years ago, this would have been a break#out, irreverent comedy. Now it’s reality.

In the 1997 film 'Event Horizon' , the original ships crew is found destroyed and mangled, with an audio recording transmitting out "Save yourself from hell" in latin ( "liberate tute me ex inferis" is the films attempt at this). Once Justin is dragged through the portal, upon his arrival and after he awakes from his coma, he proclaims "It gets inside you. It shows you things... horrible things...". But what did he see? In the extended cut you see quick flashing images of grotesque mutilations and maiming of all the cast members, but to me that seems too plain and simplistic a portrayal of what this "dimension of pure chaos" would be. I think the TLC show "I Am Jazz" is a better portrayal of the kind of things Justin would have seen. With the show, we see a jewish family smiling and celebrating the corruption, deception and ultimately the destruction of their own child. This process of destruction starting as early as 5 years old, the planning of which even starting years before that. What the shows ultimate desire is , as stated, is to promote this destruction of human nature and the natural human existence. The dismantling of God's creation on earth. They are the embodiment of a pilot fish for the oncoming shark that is the ever rolling tide of this "dimension of pure chaos". We have abandoned God, and so with that we have accepted hell. liberate tute me ex inferis .
#

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that's more like noelle kek

How are there no new webms in like 3 weeks?

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they've been dead since Yea Forums took them over and turned them into "generals"

based tranny destroying muslim filth

>OUT OF MY WAY MUSLIM FUCKING SHITS

90% of this show just Jazz splayed out on a couch like a slob complaining about his vagina falling off. He seems like an insufferable person to be around

2/3

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It's not even a mustache, it's like his lip is curled inwards. It disturbs me ever since i learned of this show.

oh god wtf is that?!

The chose one, birthed from the neovagina

It's the same with any ments thread or community - people turn up the steam and troll the shit out of said target for a while, and then they do something so autistic and inane that there is just no point in messing with them anymore, because they're doing it themselves.

Jazz's fake pussy slid off like the cheese on a 3 dollar frozen pizza fresh out of the oven and now he's got multiple surgeries to fix it, meaning they'll take slabs of meat from his thigh, stomach, arm, etc, to try and fix the monster mash going on in his underwear. What is there to even make fun of at that point? He's a walking testament to how fucked and ludicrous this wasted world is and no shop or rehash of old music with the tranny nomenclature is going to top the real deal.

Besides, there's literally almost 200 people every week that stop by for the IAJ episodes every tuesday/wednesday usually, so it's not really DEAD dead. Once some crazy shit happens I guarantee these threads will be revitalized more than ever, and it's pretty obvious some crazy shit is gonna happen, he's a tranny for fuck's sake crazy follows them like sharks follow chum.

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good save that was a close one

oh god it's that scene from dodgeball

What is this teratoma stuff? I don't understand

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Imagine having a son this retarded

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3/3

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I can't even eat vegetables watching this shit

We'll see who is laughing when he becomes the second black president with a transgender wife!

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Certainly would be disowned and written out of the will.

a "teratoma" is to the body as a logic error is to a machine, from my understanding it's a tumor or amalgam of hair cells, teeth cells, bone, flesh, brain, eye, etc, that CAN form from extreme trauma; a part of the body gets so mangled it doesn't know what pieces should be where and how they should be arranged to heal you, so it just builds everything it can to try and help

usually it occurs in the female or male genitals, and often times during fetal growth in the womb, ironically the name stems from the greek words "monster" and "tumor"

I guess this episode is going to all about Ahmir's mom.

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>watch the latest episode of this trainwreck
>tranny doctor literally admits he is not a trained plastic surgeon "per-say"
>said it looked like shit and was hoping healing would do most of the work
>all while avoiding all questions related to the coming skin grafts
>the moment the chink doctor calls in and says "it looked good" the tranny doctor starts reinforcing everything he says with shit like "yeah, it came out better than expected"
>but at that one frame of confusion you could see in Jazz face a disillusioned little boy that was slowly realizing what he had done to his own genitalia
>but then the delusions kicked in and he was back to thinking that he truly was a girl with the most perfect bagina
Why the fuck did he even go with these con-artists and their "experimental" surgery when literally every other plastic surgeon who does trannys he visited said that his only option was a colon plasty?
Was he really so fucking disheartened by having a buttgina that he was willing to fucking go full Frankenstein and end upp with this mess?

Hmm, that makes sense. But last thread some dude said something about Greg raping jazz and using the teratomas to get high? Was that joke? i'm autistic so please be patient with me.

>the look of shock on jeanette's face
>the look of indifference on pops'

It's hilarious how you can see the huge disparity between their grips on reality, she truly cannot believe there are people out there that don't accept chopping your dick to pieces and scarfing down hormonal pills don't make you change gender

He’s like a human iguana. All he needs is a heat rock.

LOL Jeannette is acting all offended and upset while Greg is just
>yup, clown world

Just imagine him taking jazz to the family BBQ

"NIGGA THAT'S A MAN"
"NIGGA U GAY"

yea it's a joke, but it's become a joke for a good reason, it was first steeped in the craziness of the entire show - the whole "lynchian" thing may seem like copypasta but it seriously isn't - absurdity of human nature and physiology is a big theme in these threads and i'm sure it's pretty easy to tell why

>AYO YALL AMIR FUCKIN A FAGGOT IN A WIG
>laughter erupts
jesus christ i want an episode like that

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Based mom

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How is this a human being

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This was the pitch. It connected, too. Notice how having never before demonstrated the slightest desire to move out, all of a sudden Jazz is all about it? Notice how he already(quite fucking stupidly) volunteered his family’s hospitality to some literal-who tranny-chaser he’s known less than two months?

I’m not saying that Ahmir’s some sort of manipulative mastermind, just that Jazz is a fucking retard, which should come as a surprise to literally fucking no one considering he already had his dick chopped off of his own volition.

Listen here, all you faggots. There is no such thing as transphobia. There is no such thing as trans. You’re either a male or a female. But if you would like to change gender because you think god made a mistake, then you’ve come to the right place. The world is a mess. We all know this. Humans were a mistake and god is an utter failure. My proof? Why, your feelings, of course. Now let’s get on with it shall we, my knife hand isn’t getting any younger. CHOP CHOP

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I lol every time I see this people who pander to this tranny shit are insane

>THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS LMAOOOOOO

I'm sure this boyfriend storyline is contrived by the producers. Amir is getting $ for his acting gig

I'm not clear on the situation. The doctor said the vaganus looked good, but why does he still have to go to New York?

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AY AY AY LITTLE NIGGA TAKIN UP THE ASS N SHIT

>they actually found someone so ugly she makes jeanette look slightly less terrible for once

>jew
>human

DIS NIGGA TURNT HIS DICK INSIDE OUT BRUH

ever stuck yer dick in a trannyhole and rubbed up against something hard? not like a normal internal trannyscab, but something a little more intentional — something with its own observational abilities — something that was WAITING for the right moment to — POP?

>WAIT WAIT WAIT HOL UP U SAYIN U FUCKING A MAN BUT CHU AINT GAY?

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Veggie Granny for the tranny.

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based

Yep.

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The father got tired of raping his sons because it made him feel gay, so jazzm becomes a girl. The teratoma in the Dad’s brain is making him do it. Common condition in jewish households. Sort of like the brain worm but worse.

Sorry hun, you’ll never be a woman

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>his own volition
Unfortunately, his parents have been mentally, emotionally, and physically abusing him for many, many years.
Volition insists on a level of maturity and understanding of consequence that a 4-5 year old is incapable of having.
Every adult in his life has harmed him to such an extent that the concept of volition may not even be possible for him any longer.
He is a slave to chemical and surgical alterations others have thrust upon him for his whole life.

He's not a retard. He's an abused kid that will forever be stunted by adults looking for attention and notoriety.

Thanks for the webms, these threads have been disappointing lately

It's good but money for nothing is better

>Jazz is a female REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>that massive bowl of alcohol

The aforementioned consultation is starting.

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>that complete and utter failure of acting like a friend by the other bitch
lel

So how much do they pay this kid?

>teehee I'm just sitting here on the examination bed already with my tiny female feet because I'm such a uwu smol grill heehee

probably additional skin grafts, to make it look normal rather than fixing leakages like actual surgery would, also
>Jazz asks the tranny doctor if the skin grafts even will work since last time only around 50% took
>tranny doctor says they will ask chink doctor about it
>they never do
then again, this can be on editing, but why even bring it up

what the fuck happened to the doctor's face

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He's a tranny too

Not enough

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David Foster Wallace once wrote a piece about David Lynch. In the piece, he coined a new term: "Lynchian". Wallace described a Lynchian tone as "the unbelievably grotesque existing in a kind of union with the unbelievably banal."

He described a husband beating his 1950s housewife to death because she bought the wrong brand of peanut butter. "I told you to buy the JIF," he'd say as he's clobbering her to death. This, he said, would qualify as almost perfectly Lynchian.

I think "I Am Jazz" enters into Lynchian territory. The .webm above shows a simple domestic scene. The women look like average suburban moms. They're relaxing on the couch. One imagines they might be discussing casserole recipes when we cut to them. But it slowly dawns on us that in the living room, with placid expressions on their faces, they're talking about the woman's transvestite son's genitals.

Despite the obvious subtext and the producers' hope to normalize this horror, the average person is totally disgusted. Nevertheless, the viewer is fascinated. We're drawn further into this. The sheer naked horror of what they're saying, the blasé quality with which they're saying it, it creates this brutal paradox that almost rapes the viewer's basic sense of what is decent.

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> SUPER PUP SAYS IF YOU CAN'T HANG A TRANNY PUSH THEM IN FRONT OF A BUS!

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Jazz doesn't need the additional skin graft.

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Based and cute

fuck it's a epidemic

Thanks, Super Pup

You get what you contracted for, same as everybody else.

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>...And even at that point [jazz's vagina] was tough to look at
>I'm shocked... but in a good way

Which fucking one is it?

Greg at least understands that it’s perfectly fine for people to have different opinions. Jeanette acts like a child.

THANK YOU HUMAN!

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And that's a good thing

Giant, ugly Manfeet.

I guess she's all talk.

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>>IT IS YOUR FUTURE! IT IS TERATOMA!

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at this point I'm not even mad anymore. it's just hilarious. Do we have "female" MMA fighters?

his mom would be the most famous transphobe of all time if she kicked him out.

How can Jarron even compete?

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God Bless you

Oh, no doubt. I'm not saying it's his fault that he's a retard, but he's a retard nonetheless.

>hey dad can I let this nigger stay with us

There are unironically """"female""""" MMA fighters KEK

If I remember correctly shit like this has been attempted before in the MMA and it was quickly shut down, they don't do well with fags and trannies over there in the first place and they're not keen on watching women getting unfairly beat up by men with wigs on in the name of being tolerant

>the gods were smiling
no, no they weren't

WHAT THE FUCK IS DILATING??

>>The gods were smiling..

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just look at the differences between their bodies

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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MAN...

it's not gay if he is wearing a dress/skirt or is transgender. this was decided at the council of nicea. his mom is ignorant.

my gods are smiling at me terf
can you say the same?

Yeah, that's because one is a man.

Imagine how long it would take for Jazz's long feminine hair to come back in if it were cut

umm no sweetie Jazz isn't wearing tight fitting clothes to show off her natural curves

He looks like David Duke in drag

youtu.be/AF4KQbiBrKU

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But what about the bonus situation?

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THE HORMONES.

YOU TOOK THEM.

WE CAME.

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>natural curves
ah yes the world famous refrigerator bodytype

baesd

eughah!

Normally ari would look average but next to him she's a solid 10
>Dem hips

Based Cenobite Poster.

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what does this from?

nothing
he has no job, no degree, he is not studying anything and is not planning to do it
he thought that being with jazz will give him fame and money

uhm... your webm is kill

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>outta my way islam fucking shits

30 Days of Night.

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There is a clause in the contract which specifically states any systematized trannsmission indicating a possible tranny origin must be investigated.

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what was it???

Ari was stripping and dancing

>that manly body WITH the puberty blockers and hormone replacement
Jarron would have been as much of a Chad as a jew can get

If they find this thing, I don't see why I shouldn't get a full share.

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Tried improving it a bit.

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He would have made a fine linebacker.

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I want to marry Ari. I want to whisk her away from her venomous family. I want to make her laugh and smile and forget about her troubles. She's so admirable for putting up with these monsters and not taking a hatchet to them. I admire her fortitude. She's a good woman and deserves better.

Imagine how much of an absolute unit Jarron could've been if he hadn't been steadily poisoned from such a young age

YOU HAVE TO HURRY, BEFORE SHE BECOMES THE TERATOMA BREEDING SOW, AND IS DESTROYED!

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Don't worry , Amhir, yeah. You'll get whatever's coming to you.

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Sadly I don't live in the US. Also I'm a poor neet so I doubt a classy lady like Ari would want anything to do with me.

Meanwhile, in an alternative universe, Jaron "Jerry" Bloshinsky and Skylar have successful and rewarding careers with the Green Bay Packers..

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do you think walking causes him pain?
you know because of the exploded, skinless "vagina"

existing is probably painful

Kek'd. Noelle could legit be a fucking nose tackle or a guard with how huge he is too

kek

you talking shit about our /ourguy/?

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Totally.
Such wasted potential..

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>s-she was using the wrong pronouns
Jesus Christ. This is just the very definition of a 1st world problem.

youtube.com/watch?v=-pxxBQm114k

agreed.

Nignogs are based and redpilled on gay shit
AYO AMIR YOU FINNA SUCK DAT NIGGA DICK OR SUMMIN LOLOL

>Russia Today

I'd say he's is quite a unit. Just look at how massive he is in the post-episode interview.

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Her friend is clearly thinking >this is insane but so is my fee

god he's just a fat blobby mess with arms and legs sticking out

I'd take a blowjob or tit job or handy from Jazz. Just saying

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>I just sent you a picture of Jazz in...in her current state *weeps*

>tuberous tit job
no thanks

I just don't support anti-american russian propaganda

I think Fallon Fox is a tranny fighter. Smashing the shit out of women in MMA

>reddit

>how dare the Russians criticize cherished American values like transgenders, it's right up there with hot dogs and apple pie and baseball

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More Ari.

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Honestly the mom is cute. Espesh the younger version.

bro, I'm more concerned with their overt leftism on literally every other issue

Who is this cuty?

>>The things he could have done...

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his mantits are bigger than hers

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Don't fall for the jewish deception.

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Imagine getting mogged by your brother, as a girl...

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>Dr. Bowers
One, two, three and to the four
40% Dogg and Dr. B is at the door
Ready to make an entrance so back on up
‘Cause you know we're 'bout to rip dick up
Give me the mirror first so I can *pop!* like a bubble
Hebrews and South Florida together, now you know you in trouble

Ain't nuthin' but a Teratoma, baby
Two loc'ed out trannys so we're crazy
Death row is the place that awaits me
Unfadeable so please don't try to fade this (*Pop!* yeah)
But um, back to the op at hand
Mutilation is perfected so I'ma let 'em understand
From a young T's perspective
And before me become a bitch I have to hide me contraceptive
You never know, he could be turnin' his mom
And learnin' his mom, and at the same time hatin' his mom
Now, you know I ain't with that shit, Lieutenant
Ain't no penis good enough to get save'd while I'm up in it (Yeah)
And that's realer than Real-Deal Bowersfield
And now you shemales and freaks know how I feel
Well, if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk
I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff

*pop!*

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Next to him Ari looks like Venus

>well I'm shocked!
>*dramatic pause*
>by how good the reception is on this thing.
>But I have bad news for you
>*dramatic pause*
>Your last payment came in two days late so you'll be incurring additional late fees
>On to Jazz's case let me just take a look at the photo you sen-OH MY GOD THAT IS TERRIBLE
>*dramatic pause*
>what? oh no sorry a car accident just happened outside but I could see all the blood and guts and it was just... ugh... sorry
>Anyway, Jazz, you have to be very strong now because, just from looking at this pic I can say with 100% certainty that you will very very sad and possibly devestated... when I tell you... that...
>*dramatic pause*
>you won't be seeing me again because your wound looks to be healing well!!!

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KEK 10/10

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...so shuldnt you be supporting this one instance of it being the other way around?

i mean... that beast has hips and cute lips

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Based, this should be a staple like lynchian pasta

nigger

>That doesn't look very scary. More like a six-foot turkey.

Try to imagine yourself in the Post-Modernist Period. You'd get your first look at the six-foot turkey as you move into the exam room. But Ting, he knew you were there a long time ago. He moves like a bird; lightly, bobbing his head, and you keep still, because you think maybe his visual acuity's based on movement, like a nigger, and he'll lose you if you don't move. But no. Not Ting. You stare at him, and he just stares back. That's when the attack comes - - not from the front, no, from the side, from the other two doctors you didn't even know were there. Ting's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns, and he's out in force today. And he slashes at you with this - - - - a tempered steel scalpel, like a razor, on his hand. Doesn’t bother to cut the jugular, he just slashes here, here - - or maybe across the scrotum, spilling your testicles. Point is, you're alive when he starts to mutilate you. Whole thing took about four hours. So, you know, try to show a little respect.

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anyone else kind of okay with amir and jazz being the next big celebrity couple?

at least they're likable

nigger

that's how you get burned
you watch one thing that you agree with, more of their content is suggested, and before you know it you're protesting outside Berkeley while wearing balaklavas

Poor Dad. I feel sorry for him more than I feel sorry for that retard son of his.

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Even more Ari.

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Ari looks like a fucking 10 next to him.

if huffington post - lel - had brought a redpilled article i would have supported it i think

>He moves like a bird; lightly, bobbing his head, and you keep still, because you think maybe his visual acuity's based on movement, like a nigger, and he'll lose you if you don't move. But no. Not Ting. You stare at him, and he just stares back.

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>the nose
>the flabby tits at that young age
sorry aribros, dem knees are looking to sharp for me
I'd still help get her away from those psychos though
Which I guess means I'd have to record you guys raping her on the day of the merger...

Change Hebrews to Frankists. This is KINO tho

>Greg's face at 0:33
that is the purest joy human's are capable of

This is a Dicord Trannie crypto thread that helps normalize transexuals.

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Don't be. He's encouraging more of this shit.

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Nigger

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Fuck off with this Discord tranny narrative, these threads have been tranny hating from the beginning

nigger

>baldlet
>fatlet
>brainlet
These threads have very much been anti tranny from the getgo, retard

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She’s pretty masculine for a female as well. Not her hips, but her upper torso.

go join them, disgusting tranny

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>gods
>not God

the "gods" liked to fuck animals and one was just known for tricks

>possibly the most anti-tranny place on the most tranny-hating website to exist
>/pol/ still thinks it's run by discord trannies
Peak mental illness.

the ten tonne teratoma terror

why am i getting this distinctive false flag vibe

Why is Hideo Kojima's Korean cousin doing tranny consultations?

This, even the homo trapfags hate trannies, if that makes sense.

One named Fallon Fox fought a bio girl and punched her so hard she the poor girl's eye socket. The girl said Fox's strength was unlike any woman she had ever fought. Something about being a bio man means your bones and muscles are more dense. I think Joe Rogan touched on it once. It wasn't UFC though, even Dana White wouldn't let that shit fly.

Nice attempt at a counter-narrative you mentally ill tranny, but this is probably the most transphobic thread series anywhere on the Internet

Jazz generals are the reason why I still get out of my bed in the morning.

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>transsexuaks
*Explorers in the further regions of experience.

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Did anybody get any (you)s from Jeanette yet?

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>110718395

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what a dick he is
and who the fuck is he kidding doing backflips in that shape

what the fuck are you doing user? kek

It's pretty clear Jeanette is the one pulling the strings here.

Your OC is bad and you should feel bad

pls be real

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>the webm above

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*below

>dat pop
kek

in my country a guy sent a girl into a coma with one punch, and he was just a fat sóyboy with almost no upperbody strength.

I didn't know she had a BF. Looks like a good guy.
You think he does her up the pooper?

When the fuck will Jeanette be charged with child abuse/torture and mutilation?

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you should come up with a hang signal to show us when you're on i am jazz next season

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weird how you can tell it's a real woman not a tranny before you open the thumb
and it's not like bliss has the most feminine fae ever

>yfw she reads the pasta on the show

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what choice does he have?

Oh fug Yea Forums is going viral

>ugh mom these rude incels on that Yea Forums site are cyber bullying me

the weak should fear the strong

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I remember my first time killing a transvestite. Almost a half year ago, I was walking alone along the road to reach a favored place of isolation, and peace. We lived in a smaller town, nesting away in endless suburbs and communal woods and parks that enclosed us from the hustle and bustle of the metropolitan big-city life only a dozen so miles away. It was a cooler day, a darker day - close to Halloween. I saw in those leafy canopies a rotting rainbow of black, orange, brown, red. It tickled at some primal urge to impart suffering unto others.

My victim is one I will leave unnamed. But I hated him. Him. He wanted to be a girl, everybody told me to call him a girl, to treat him like a girl. Our school had an informal announcement from the student committee about him. It seemed an honorific, being a transvestite. People loved him, or pretended to love him at least, for no more than his artificial nature. He was praised for being ill, whereas I kept my illness locked away like a mad dog. LIKE A MAD DOG. LIKE A MAD DOG. LIKE A MAD DOG. I KEPT MY ILLNESS LOCKED AWAY LIKE A MAD DOG.

I trod over the leaves, their fragile and audible forms nearly giving light to my presence many a time as I walked just a stone's throw behind him. He was speaking on the phone. To a friend. His voice grated my ears as it had so many times before in class. That forced, saccharine pitch. So cloy, such a fraud. I could hear the man in his voice, I could hear a foul liar. The brick in my hoodie pocket rumbled like a newborn, begged for the warmth to be found in the grasp of my hands. I held it long and with vigor in that walk. The transvestite never made it to his friend's house. He never made it anywhere again after that walk.

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Please stop embarrassing yourself and change the pasta accordingly.

You will never get her to reply if you call her son a "transvestite." You have to use the proper terms so she won't block you from the get-go.

We need to convince her what she did was wrong but use her leftist language so you beat them at their own game.

Mouth. Cute, cute mouth.

Amir was from West Philadelphia born and raised....... Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

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I hope she watches the videos I sent her.

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>Girl: "I think I broke my back"
>Jarron: (laughs)
What a sadistic creature.

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>AW HELL NO, I AINT RAISED NO FAGGET , I AINT RAISED NO BOI TO BE SUCKIN DICK N SHIT , FUKKEN NIGGAHS WIT WIGS AND ALL DAT

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Fucking based. Take note this is how you do it.

Ahh Jazz. Or some say Jazzm.

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it's the same person, retard
and he's just dming on twatter

shit this is it this is it
/jazzm/ generals were sting operation all along, this will be the hate-speech trial that closes down 4channel.org and youtube likes /dislikes and comments and censors the entire internet for good.
Naturally, we'll all be arrested and sentenced to lifetime imprisonment for causing the death of jazzm.

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No I'm a different person, a few of us sent Jazz's mom some DMs after it was revealed her messages are open.

Show us how its done fren.

twitter.com/MomofJazz

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Why do we allow these threads??

Containment?

Go to /trash/ with this shit a*ericas

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Hey fat fuck, kill yourself

go join the 40%, mentally ill tranny subhuman.

>check catalogue
>6 bbc trolling threads, a cunny thread, some shit about walking dead/game of thrones, capeshit flamewars, other misc trash like sneed and disguised porn

what the fuck do you want retard? Yea Forums is 99% garbage, go cry on reddit about us having some fun and see if they'll console you

Everything was going so good for Jazz and his paid actor boyfriend. I wonder what finally happened to make Amir Snap and admit he is now crazy?

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seriously why did he try to prank Jaron like that

>and youtube likes /dislikes

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Does anyone want me to stream episode 9? I will have us watching it in this room.

watch2gether.com/rooms/raj7vdjrypafjvgdee

Amir stared into the abyss that is Jazzes fake vagina and it stared back into his soul. This is his fate. Don't let it be yours.

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ALRIGHT, I'M STREAMING EPISODE 9 OF I AM JAZZ

PILE ON IN HERE IF YOU WANNA WATCH IT YOU FAGS

watch2gether.com/rooms/raj7vdjrypafjvgdee

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This gives me hope

you know full well it will never be aired due to the fact that not only will it BTFO the narrative, but it will also present Blacks in a bad light which is even more problematic for the narrative

Nah, David Duke would probably be able to pull it off better.

The whole eye socket?

i vote yes, but will everyone watch with us?

Post that conversation please. I haven't seen it in forever.

TERFs don't believe in such, among other, delusions.

Thanks for the (You)'s lads

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>i wuz jus pretending

Yup, we're all watching lynchian kino now.

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Size 10s with Vienna sausage toes giving your kneecap a foot job. This was supposed to be sexy I think.

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Oh boy another tranny psyop thread populated by the same HRT addled losers.

Sure is great content!

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I can seriously imagine this black kid committing suicide before Jazz.
Just look at his fucking face:

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>We have abandoned God, and so with that we have accepted hell.
I dont accept it but it makes no difference

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So many things are fucked up about the story and the side effects of the hormones. From the breast deformity, to the stunted growth of his penis. Tubular breasts..

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>this kills the footfag degenerate

All trannies are mentally ill and should be locked up and institutionalised for the rest of their lives.

Now that I think of it, Jaron is a fucking child. Only thing that separates him of a 17 year old boy is puberty blockers, making him a 17 year old child.

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Far right is the deformity Jazz has. The penis was 1 inch by 1.5 inches where they stunted his growth at 4 by starting him on estrogen and all the other fucked up meds. They totally fucked this kid.

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>4channel is shutdown
>all the boards get moved back to Yea Forums
pretty based if you ask me

A toast to this great post, tranny enablers should also hang

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>Jazz's fake pussy slid off like the cheese on a 3 dollar frozen pizza fresh out of the oven
What the fuck can someone explain without memes?

>*laughter erupts*
U succing dick, hommie?
>*laughter gets stronger*

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they say this directly in like episode 6-7 i think, the "front face" of his vagina slid off because the stitches didn't hold

Honestly I don't know if there is anything worse than tuboobars

[Intro]
Marcy on the beat
Ooh, Yeah, yeah, ooh, brrt

[Chorus]
Only wear tutu, esskeetit (Ooh)
Hoppin' out the couch, esskeetit (Esskeetit)
Smashin' on your nig, esskeetit (Ooh)
Runnin' up a check with no limit (chyeah)
Poppin' on (pop!), poppin' on (Brrt), poppin' on (pop!), pain pills (chyeah)
Got a new vag, got a new graft (Ooh, chyeah)
And I got a TLC deal (Ooh)

[Verse 1]
Pull up to the doc like, "What up, bitch?" (Ooh)
Got an arthritis spreadin' in my wrist (Brrt)
And my grandma sippin' on Ack!avis (Ack!)
Got a lot of ice, and I'm gutted as shit
And these bitches love to talk a lot (Ooh)
Pull out the pork bod out the car garage (Brrt)
And I ain't never had a job (Nah)
I'm high as fuck, took a trip to Bowers (Goddamn)
Ice on ice on ice (Ice)
Took a private jet to Thai (Ooh)
Bitch, you better buy your own flight
Future with no light (Yeah)
Ari birth 8 babies on Skype, yeah (Ooh)
Amorphous body causing earthquake, esskeetit
Everything that they done did, I done did it
Teratoma swole like it's Videodrome (chyeah)
Dilator just layin' in the kitchen (Goddamn)

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rip jazz generals. edgy sperg faggots had to egg on a raid and now these threads will be pruned

>I-I-I'm not gay
Biggest fucking cope. Ahmir's mom is based as hell

>HEY LOOK AT WHAT Yea Forums HAS BEEN TALKING ABOUT
>HERES ANOTHER Yea Forums VIDEO I FOUND ON YOU
>AINT THAT COOL?
>K, Yea Forums, LOOK AT THIS SCREENSHOT, I TOLD THEM EVERYTHING!
This has happened at least 300 times since I've began browsing this site.

There's always going to be the a top 1% in mental retardation and egotism in this site that will do absolutely anything for attention, including ruining everything with no sense of humor or subtleness.

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>We put on the brave face, we tell the white lies, we drug and brainwash our sons from very early childhood and allow them to cut their penises off

So this black guy knows Jazz is a tranny, and his mom knows too. She going to kick him out of her house because hes a fag? Funny

That's what I am saying but in a boring way here: If you are going to bait people do it but DON'T include the Yea Forums links, people.

Yes they were.

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Slaneesh should only look fuckable to someone whose long past the deep end of porn

>I have been traumatized
>I am the victim here
>This is like another shoah, y'know?
Class A psychopath.
Or just your ordinary Munchausen by proxy case.

>Jazz's "vagina" fell off but what about ME, Jessica? What about MY feelings? I can't even right now from how much trauma I am going through right now.

>there's no word to describe the sheer anatomical clusterfuck that is my sons i mean my daughters body right now, truly lovecraftian wouldn't you say sweetie?

*respectfully nods towards you*

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aren't black people notoriously homosexual but on the down low about it?

I don't know sorry. Google it

Never let this die

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What if OP is not a discord tranny who runs these threads but Jazz (some say Jarron)'s mom?

Think about it. This is where Jazz's mom shills her lovecraftian soap opera because she knows we are going to watch it for shock value.

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Does anyone else think the father must've just emotionally and mentally checked out from his life at this point?
It must honestly feet like some sort of sick joke to have a tranny son, then spend years with film crews documenting their life so that millions of people can watch it for entertainment. Then having to here about your sons nu-pussy getting fucked up in surgery and him not being able to have sex with his black boyfriend

Yeah, they're more violent so they're more likely to kill a nibba for being gay.

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>dilating

You mean dialation, dum dum

>AYO AMIR, YOU DO THE FUCKING OR DOES THAT PUSSY ASS WHITEBOI RAM YO SHITPIPE?

Anyone else notice this guy looks like a black version of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys?

>spend whole life as an actual girl
>your fag brother with the same genetics spends a few years on hormones and has tits twice the size of yours
The ultimate JUST

based Lynchian poster

Only in jail *wink*

Also violent, yet complain about police violence.

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ALL TRANNYS MUST FUCKING HANG!

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This whole situation reminds of this:

youtube.com/watch?v=SaAn6I3DzPw

>durrr big tits
Amir is that you? Jazz has disgusting tubular moobs for tits.

Based Pupper

>my nigga that's a man
fucking perfect delivery
cracks me every time

why the fuck is jazz so fat

food is the only real joy he has left in his life

totally worth it

it's like something Yea Forums would write lol

>dat ain't gay dat's just jail

amazing

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>girls want tits so hefty they drag down on opposite ends of their chest
Not really. Even girls with large breasts are always complaining.

Jazz had fat girl breasts, ie. the ones a fat girl would cling on to as being sexy but that are actually quite gross.

trannyjannies are trying to kill the teratoma
— little do they know

Who the fuck is the kid next to her? Showed up for one episode then fled the scene.

her brother i think

I think taking estrogen makes you hungry all the time. And I imagine jazz is very depressed which can cause people to overeat

L Y N C H I A N

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wouldn’t you?

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gay friend has been on the show before once or twice

Seething discord trannies

Absolutely, dare I say, metafictional?