>Cherry tomatoes are believed to have been cultivated by the Aztecs in Mexico in the 15th century.
how this
>Cherry tomatoes are believed to have been cultivated by the Aztecs in Mexico in the 15th century.
how this
>mexico exists in middle earth
middle earth is earth...
Obviously flown to Gondor by giant eagles at great expense.
People in Middle Mexico get them a lot cheaper, but only the Steward of Gondor can afford them locally.
I hate cherry tomatoes
potatoes too
It was a juvenille persimmon not a cherry tomato. They are common in NZ where LOTR was filmed
>the moment it pops
Better Boy>Beefsteak>>>>>>>>>>Roma>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cherry/Grape
There are fucking ships bro
Fuck, illegals really are EVERYWHERE
elves and dwarfs aren't real either
>wizards
>elves
>dwarves
>giant eagles
>hobbits
>gollums
>muh Aztec cherry tomato
obviously cherry tomatoes existed on middle earth, which eventually became earth
the bit that became mexico was at the time in conjunction to gondor allow denethor to eat cherry tomatoes
later platonic shifts meant this was no longer feasible
>Axes are believed to have been invented during the Paleolithic era in the islands Honshu and Kyushu
The Lord of the Rings happens in the distant future. your mind is currently blown
>Menus first appeared in 14th century France.
BRAVO TOLKIEN
Yeah LOTR would be perfectly consistent with our reality if it weren't for those darn cherry tomatoes!
TATERS?
WOTS TATERS PRESHUS?
PLEB.
>The potato was first domesticated in the region of modern-day southern Peru and extreme northwestern Bolivia between 8000 and 5000 BC
>Potatoes were introduced to Europe in the second half of the 16th century by the Spanish
that's alright
LOTR was like 4000 years ago
TLotR is based on European folklore though, American things shouldn't be in it
Man I fucking love cherry tomatoes and it's because of this scene. I ate them in the most exaggerated, disgusting way possible when I was a kid because I wanted to imitate Denethor having dinner. Sometimes when I'm alone I still do. I like to spill the juices everywhere and feel it run down my chin as I tell an inaginary halfling to sing me a song over and over.
What is the import tax policy of Gondor?
corn as well
nope, the third age of Middle Earth was the year 3019. its in the future.
> quick, we need to make everyone hate this character
> say no more, peter
how do you domesticate a potato bros?
selective breeding
Green Zebra is the best tomato.
shouldn't they all look mexican then?
>eagles
>America wasnt even discovered yet
wtf tolken
aviary fees were based on the eagle's wingspan which led to some merchants intentionally deforming their flocks
absolutely based
Middle Earth is in the middle of the Earth, as in its hollow core.
I do the same thing for exactly same reason rofl. I just eat and let the mess flow, I can't explain what it is. It just feels primal, there was something about that scene that made me want to eat like it. It's old-man eating, it's art
Based and dare I say, redpilled
b8
hit it hard
why didn't the eagles just fly the ring into the sun?
absolutely based
>Medio Mejico
>everyone looks like brown hobbits
Waste of tax money
Hopefully Aragorn didn’t misappropriate government funds like this
>Humans are believed to have evolved from apes on the primitive continent of Pangeae
how this
grape tomatoes > cherry tomatoes