/trek/

>cupholders trigger yuros
Get ahold of yourself, it's the 21st century the medieval times are gone

no nasties pwease
is rule

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no avatar use is also a rule

THIS IS A NEWS ALERT. THIS IS A NEWS ALERT. DOOMKEK ON SUICIDE WATCH! DOOMKEK ON SUICIDE WATCH!

startrek.com/news/hanelle-culpepper-make-trek-history-directing-picard-series

>Hanelle Culpepper is going where no woman has gone before. Culpepper will direct the opening two episodes of the upcoming untitled Star Trek/Jean-Luc Picard series from CBS All Access, making her the first female director to launch a new Star Trek series in the franchise’s 53-year history.

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I never understood using the design of Star Trek technology for real-life things. Sure, Okudagrams look cool and everything, but it is totally useless for any practical purpose. Please explain.

wait did mods add a wordfilter to protect some youtuber's fee-fees or is it completely unrelated

personally, i like the colors and lighting (especially the 'starry' ceiling tiles) and think it's the perfect light level (dont understand these home theaters that can go full brightmode). Only flaw is that the screen is only about 3/4th the size it should be for the back rows. Probably a forever alone user with too much money and time designed this for himself.

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fug

>I never understood using the design of Star Trek technology for real-life things
That's because you're autistic.

NYAAA NYAAA NYANYA NYAAA
NYAAA NYAAA NYANYA NYAAA

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This guy's greasy beard looks like he's hiding a massive doublechin.

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Ok, sure, why not.
But that's not an explanation. Remember those Windows 95 themes with LCARS swoops everywhere? Nice to look at, but how would you _use_ it?

IT'S HAPPENING.JPG!

Stop being racists mysogynists. We had a black female actor in TOS. This is not progressive anything. As long as she can deliver the goods I don't care.

"On Kronos, you wouldn't even wash it"

It's too darned long to look good without being long enough to tie some beads on the end. They should give him a weave.

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So section 31 is like the FBI? I don't get it...

That gives me horrible thought about other Klingon regions of hairyness.

y de shape?

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TV director isn't really a creative job at all. It's different even from film director, but that distinction is changing as film directors become less and less creative and come under absolute studio control. Sitting in a folding chair and telling people what to do and when is a job women absolutely think they can do better than men (similar to how they think corporate management jobs consist of a corner office and walking around with a clipboard telling men what to do). so it's no surprise they're trying to rush in and smear menstrual blood all over the place and make it their own. Like most jobs meant for men and co-opted by women ,though, the concept of -responsiblity- escapes them. They'll get burned-out and stressed at twice the rate of men. The turnover in all of these projects is going to be glorious to behold.
t. misogynist

pic related is okudagram overload and terrible seating, but decent lighting

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We're a different part of the Starfleet organization. We do .. whatever it is the screenwriters require at any point in the telling of the story.

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Coz it looks like talons innit

So you can recognize it on a tiny TV screen from the other side of the room. Source: Star Trek Design (book).

Yeah bro, I'm sure you know all about directing. lol it's easy peazy lemon squezy amirite no problem hombre

In STD it's more like sectioned 31 amirite?

im usually against bringing up STD but can we talk about the fact that the STD writers just brought back spock just so they can retcon him into a literal disabled retard with space autism just to make burnham look more intelligent and capable in comparison

it is now seriously canon that spock is a literal retarded person, and ofcourse none of the vulcans knew what was happening and it took the incredible michael burnham to diagnose him

>sarcasm
uninspired
flat
gg

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out.

that's a a dude dude

I don't know because whenever georgiou speaks, there's not a single recognizable pair of syllables to me. Sorry, would like to help, can't understand a word the character is saying.

No
Yeah he was a retarded, crossbreed, abomination according to the last episode. I picked up on that bit too. Fucking disgraceful. STD once again spitting on Trek lore.

use texting

rethink.org/carers-family-friends/brothers-and-sisters-siblings-network/get-info-and-advice/sibling-faqs/what-does-being-sectioned-mean

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Sounds terrifying.

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let's have it

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I'm attracted to Lwaxana.

I kissed a girl.

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Discovery is actually pretty good this year...

don't tell anyone I said it.

My antennae to your antennae .. what's on your mind

There really is no escape from /trek/. I'm ordering my helium tank now. Goodbye everyone!

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All of the movies except JewJew Trek have kino moments so you can't say some of them are bad, just some are better than others

I own a "DISCO" shirt and two of the QMx badges.

>Are we still on for hasperat tonight, Commander?

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Nah, the TNG movies are pure shit. You heard me? PURE. SHIT.

I'm going to hasperat in your mouth

Fuck you, they're all enjoyable.

pwease twy to use fwendy wowds

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avatar use is against the rules

There is not a single good second in Nemesis. Doubly unwatchable whenever big guy or pisshands is on screen.

>886▶
> (You)
just let him post, brah. it's not /sci/ ffs

>pisshands

THEY ARE SHIT

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Gay Doctor: 1
Midnight's Edge: 0

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>with friends
>ordering a couple pizzas with different toppings to share
>fat friend requires one cheese pizza all to himself and we're not allowed to have any
Trek episode related to this theme?

>Donatra
>Picard and Shinzon dinner scene
>the escape from the Scimitar
>the battle sequence with those fine ass Valdores
Sorry friend, you're wrong.

HOWLY BAYSED

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But did he mean that literally, figuratively or mycelially?

Let's not have anything to do with having actual friends. I'm sitting alone in my room.

I've only seen like 2 episodes of TOS and 0 episodes of ENT or STD

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ds9 s02e03 in which the Chief lectures about the benefits of emergency rations.

You may be physically alone, but we are with your in spirit

he's angry for a gay.

thanks bro

Post any piece of art that features the best character from DS9, Kukalakah.

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actually.

>fat friend requires one cheese pizza all to himself and we're not allowed to have any

report him to the Canadian police.

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barely ten minutes into this new std episode and I can already tell it'll be one of the worst

I have never watched a single minute of STD but I still gleefully talk shit about it based on info from memory alpha and youtubers.

This is the best one I found so far.

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Holy shit, this guy is savage I thought their gay love was cute no homo

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are the people who say things like "no fags in my trek!" paid by CBS to make all anti-STD fans look bad?

what an utter faggot

minnasan! it's Bash!

>minnasan
That's cute that you romanized it correctly this time

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>being a grammar nazi in a language you don't speak
gg

Remember early on in VOY when they tried weird pairings like Paris/Kes and B'Elanna/Chakotay?

I don't get Ash's rank or really WTF he is doing there. I did like the upgraded COMM badge that was clever.

>that alternate future where Paris marries Kes and then Kim marries her 2 year old daughter

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The existence of homos in the 23rd century makes no sense, it should be curable. Current neomarxist pc culture would have burnt itself out by then and in its place would be a frank recognition of the elevated risks associated with it for suicidal and self-destructive behavior.

user, I just learned something new. Apparently, mina is the original way of saying it but at some point it become corrupted into minna and now mina is considered more polite. Isn't that omoshiroi

Gay is natural

>neomarxist pc culture
What the fuck does political correctness have to do with the labour theory of value or dialectic materialism?

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>tfw all the Michael haters secretly fap to that tight lil nigger ass

>Building an entire mini-theater for that tiny-ass screen

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He replaced critical thought with indoctrinated buzzwords.

Perhaps, but so is tuberculosis and smallpox, both of which are cured when technology advances.

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AIDS is natural.

Trannies get fixed too. They are even worse headcases generally.

just sit close

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Friendly reminder that Spock was autistic.

What a stylish young woman

tos or std spock?

these things used to cost more than 10k zoomer

Why wouldn't you just build a projector screen if you're already building all that shit

she is a goddess

> Just (TECH) the (TECH) if you're already (TECHING) it anyway

A Matter of Honor

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same thing, high quality beamers were incredibly expensive back in the day

>Why wouldn't you just build a phase recompensator coil if you're already building all that plasmatech

Couldn't have cost more than that already retarded setup.

When gay doctor comes back and there is like 10 minutes dedicated to blonde lover smiling and touching him it is just super boring.
As if std doesn't already have some boring story lines, the gay love shit just grinds the show to a halt.
Literally hay n_____s from outerspace. The blonde guy is the one thqt is worse though, I can't stand him, the black guy is more cool about the gayness, but they sit with the camera on the blonde guy with a wacky ass smile and crazed look in his eyes. He annous me unless he is talking about mycelium network.

Jimmy made this post

Akoocheemoya on this Friday we are far from the normies Akoocheemoya

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Suck my dick! Suck my WHOLE DICK!

>Did you kill your mother?
>ISHAPRUH
What was the benefit of hiring an actress who can't speak English?

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Akoocheemoya, brother

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The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after all watch the kino that is the Trek movies together.

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STD's

OM NOM NOMBER WON

>the whole season is just an illusion made by the Talosians
Okay?

I love enterprise. I fucking love it.

>black guy
he's Puerto Rican though?

is this Trent Reznor

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I'd be less annoyed with it if it didn't feel so clumsily forced. Of course any gay storyline would be forced, but it's excessive even if one didn't think that shit was pushing a disgusting agenda.
And they got big-time gay-face gay-voice faggots to play the roles. There's just something disturbing about their faces.
The best thing that can be said about them is that Anthony "Rapped by Kevin Spacey" Rapp is the most skilled actor who phones it in the least. If the writing was better and they made the character less of an obnoxious fag, it'd be better.

Good lad

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Don't reply to yourself. It's bad form.

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based friday akoochemoya poster

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Does someone actually have this sweet ass station? Fuck that would be awesome. But I'd just ruin it by being messy, the smell after a few years would just be awful :/

Don't reply to me, I already said I don't like faggots.

Why haven't you accepted me into your hearts? Why do you still resist?

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I do it all the time. It leads to incredible arguments by two people that weren’t even disagreeing

Because you haven't showed us your feminine penis yet.

you're perfect

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT STAR TREK NOT YOU, YOU DELUSIONAL ATTENTION STARVED CHILD, FUCK OFF

BF > actual garbage > VF

proof that faggots are fucked in the head and deserve to be gassed for their own good

>it's a Riker fucks everyone and gives them all STDs metaphor episode

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I have, baby. I have. But I will always resist.

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>"There was a KINO-plastic radiation surge in the imaging system"
What did he mean by this?

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I would if you weren't a filthy commie

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT STAR TREK NOT YOU, YOU DELUSIONAL ATTENTION STARVED CHILD, FUCK OFF

you're a literal faggot, shouldn't you be attracted to communism?

>getting teased by a married woman
fuck this gay earth stop torturing me

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communism is the most heinous form of evil the world has ever known, so no

>woman
Jesus christ m8 he doesnt even look feminine

that's literally not what he said, retard. he was >implying the opposite: that it was an uncreative yet high-stress managerial job. More like producing than writing.

when she say "hawny", she's saying horny. meanwhile, "me love you long time", whilst being poor grammar, should be pretty easy to suss out.

Even better

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he's brown and gay. that makes him a natural liar.

> that adams apple

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Hah, I was the first poster, someone replied to me, just because 2 people share the same view about that issue on std isn't samefagging.

someone, yes. a pair of boomers fiddling while rome burns. pick yourself up by your bootstraps, go out there, look 'em straight in the eye and give 'em a firm handshake and when you get the job, in 30 years, you can afford one of these sweet star trek kinostations, too, user.

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who the fuck is actual garbage

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Ro

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT STAR TREK NOT YOU, YOU DELUSIONAL ATTENTION STARVED CHILD, FUCK OFF

Spam is bad

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I've been posting in trk for like 3 years now and I bring up that I think the gay relationship seems forced in the story and sucks, and all the fags come out with thier trip codes and their balls tucked between thier legs crying.

When was that pic? That is funny.

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>that barely concealed loathing

Best and worst recurrent characters from each Trek show.
Best TOS character: The Shatner. Because he fucking is!
Worst TOS character: Chekov (That terribly fake accent)
Best TNG character: The Picard. It's like he's dancing around everyone else going 'Teehee!' over their shoulders whenever he's on the screen.
Worst TNG character: Tits on the bridge 'I can empathize with your erection now come let me sit on your lap and 'feel' you inside me' Troi. Although she got better later in the series. I give Wesley a pass for pure plot device chuckles value.
Best DS9 character: Vic Fontaine. Fight me! Oh well. If I must pick a true regular it would have to be Quark. It was a toss up between Garak and him really but I think Quarks character evolved better than the others. He was not just the comical sidekick as we expected. BTW did anyone think the character Vic Fontaine was a real singer?
Worst DS9 character: Toss up between Jake and Rom really. I hate teenagers.
Best Voyager character: Janeway. No matter the crew they really never caught my attention much. Janeway was interesting as an embattled character which they could have been explored more had they had the balls to do so at the time. I was going to say the doctor but he became a running gag that became tiresome..
Worst Voyager character: Belana...I am a mutt. Like...who the fuck cares man!
Best ENT character: I can't remember much of the series. Might have to skim it again to refresh my memory. I think I liked T'pol (with the hole). Hmm. Errr. Yeah. That. Nice tits.
Worst ENT character: The engineer was so forgettable I've forgotten his name. But so were the rest of the characters (apart from Bakula).

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>fuuuuuck he paid for this
>i am obligated to those with a financial stake in my live appearances to pose for this picture
>if i reeee over a t-shirt i'll be marked as "difficult to work with"

Trip was not the worst char on ent. Hoshi was probably the most useless.

I do not agree with this chart. Also. FAR QUEUE!

>not hover handing
why is he more alpha than me

The funny thing is it is a joke shirt about a fictional place and actors are so mad that trump won they can't even see that.

Also sulu is probably tied with chekov for worst on tos.

Shran、major heyes and porthos are the best characters in Ent

>Vic Fontaine
kys nigger

because he dgaf and you do. He comes by his aggressive troll behavior honestly, whilst yours is just an edgy and "ironic" bit of cope for being too sensitive for your own good and probably for this world (which is why user reminds you threadly to kys)

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You have Geordi below Uhura......come the fuck on dude. Picard, sisko and pike in ok tier..... do you even watch star trek?

Archer、is the best because he's got Faith・of・the・Heart

Why did Starfleet Medical not have Vulcan burial rituals on file?

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This is nice.

That's because it goes

God tier = Amazing characters with depth.
Good tier = Great characters that either don't have enough depth or just aren't as good.
Mid tier = Enjoy them regularly.
Okay tier = Usually pretty neutral about them or they're boring.
Shit tier = I actually hate them.

the honesty gets worse, but who wants to get v& for inciting an hero?

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Christ I hate these faggots. Why are jewtubers so cringy.

>'Best DS9 character: Vic Fontaine"

I didn't know Ira Steven Behr was on Yea Forums

I was talking about the photo. Kek.

James Darren was fucking great in The Time Tunnel. He can also sing quite well too.

Whenever someone types Vic Fontaine I always see it as Valley Forge when I'm skimming the thread.

not all are, just the ones that use cheap gimmicks to shitpost about ancient vidya. Some people uncover the truth about the business side of entertainment and get to the bottom of controversies that real fans want to know about - like byzantine licensing deals, like the ones that cause Star Trek to be 75% creature fake nuTrek.
>hashtag 2359
>hashtag 25percent
>hashtag edger4life

so was i. you'ld kill yourself if you saw how mint my trekinostation is. i make cosplayers strip nekked and leave their costumes hanging on the wall before entering. I get to see everything. And then we have sex. It's just like how Gene would want it to be.

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You've never gotten laid in your life, nerd.

I got the reference. You fucking abbo!
Topkek old bean!

I just wish Star Trek Discovery is good, they're spending so much money on such a fucking terrible TV show and all the dipshits over at /r/startrek and TrekBBS are like "BEST TREK EVAR 10/10 EVERY OTHER TREK SHOW IS SHIT" which just sends a signal to CBS who obviously monitor those sites, that Trek is doing well among the fans instead of the fact that everyone who actually doesn't like it (most people) have been chased off those boards.
To think the future of Trek is fucking Discovery level writing and sci-fi. Star Trek as a franchise is fucking dead in any meaningful way. If only Disney didn't fucking push bullshit copyright law garbage in 1998, Star Trek would have been public domain a decade ago.

>asbo
fixed

>Star Trek as a franchise is fucking dead in any meaningful way.
fucking duh

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You forget. There are many people out there pushing agendas who are doing social engineering on a global scale. D'jou? know what I mean?

In DS9 they were more like Men in Black(the phenomenon, not the movie), CIA if they weren't officially acknowledge as existing
If I recall we only saw their external flank that dealt with foreign threats.
For all we know their internal operations could have included making dissidents or "troublesome" people have unfortunate accidents.
Are they gaying them up Discovery?

>Sisko and Pike boring
Faggot detected

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>Star Trek would have been public domain a decade ago.
thank god it's not. 20 minutes of alec peters was too much alec peters.

>everyone who actually doesn't like it (most people)
unprovable. whiny little bitches who are angry about Discovery and Captain Marvel and Star Wars and Lady Ghostbusters and whatever else making multiple imdb or rotten tomatoes accounts to spam low ratings and downvote every youtube video proves nothing.

What are some good Star Trek podcasts?
I'll be wageslaving through the night and would like to listen to something interesting

I'm currently listening to Draft Zero, a podcast about screenwriting.

>Are they gaying them up Discovery?

not as much as David Mack did, hopefully.

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Reddit posts are bought and paid for

also, consider audiobooks unless you really need friend simulation. I think most of the Trek audiobooks are abridged, but they're still worth a listen. There used to be a huge torrent or mega floating around.

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enjoy bankruptcy

Star Trek lore faggot here:
When DS9 aired, there were three main implications of S31 also first you have to know what A4S31 actually states
"During times of dire emergency and extreme danger to the Federation, ranking officials may take command of Starfleet property at will and preserve the Federation and it's citizens at all costs."
So with that in mind:
>1: Most likely, it was a made up conspiracy by Sloan, other members of Starfleet intelligence and Admiral Ross to get Bashir to play into their plans to go above Federation rules and help commit Genocide by playing to his fantasies about secret organisations and spies. This is pretty solidly laid out in that S31 itself does not justify an organisation and can only be justified during a time of extreme peril (which they are in)
>2: A long running cabal of radicalised Starfleet personal engaging in a conspiracy where they go above Federation values to do things that the Federation wouldn't do itself using S31 as a justification.
>3: A super secret Starfleet organisation that has existed foreveeeerrrrrr in secret.

Writers themselves said that "Section 31 is a rogue element" so in DS9, it leans HEAVILY on 1 or 2 at best.
ENT comes along and then solidifies that number 2 is indeed the case.
This is important to what S31 is though, it's NOT an official condoned Starfleet organisation. The problem is with individuals, not the Federation itself.

Then Disco comes along and goes "Actually it's official CIA organisation and everyone knows about it and the Federation is based on a lie and everyone is perfectly fine with mass murder and genocide, lol fuck Gene and Yemen, Iraq, Syria was justified nation building is never pretty" and that's the end of that.

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>the question is not were they are...
>but when
dropped

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So the red Angel are the Talosians fucking SURPRISE niggas

no it's Michael.

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jesus
the red angel is Tilay isnt it?
just look how fat it is

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And you liked it ?

What a fucking alpha.

The Cardassians did nothing wrong. Convince me otherwise.

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>Spock has Vulcan autistim
Yeah I picked up on that too. Thanks STD, what else you got?

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>Captain Kirk, did I ever tell you about Section 31? They're the main intelligence in starfleet despite every other show portraying Starfleet Intelligence being it's own thing. Despite people thinking that Section 31 is absolutely top secret, even the lowest grunts of my other ship, Discovery can recognize them on sight by their black badges.
>Although most people think they're an extremely small organization of scattered, individual cells, they in fact have dozens of members hanging out on an invisible ship. They're commanded by a personal colleague, Lester or Lenny or something. He was a good friend who helped me hunt down Spock, my other good friend.
>Uh, I un mean BEEEP.

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Roxanne Dawson might as well never have existed lol

>1: Most likely, it was a made up conspiracy by Sloan, other members of Starfleet intelligence and Admiral Ross
This always made the most sense to me. Remember that bizarre episode where Bashir goes to a Romulan dinner party and Admiral Ross is acting extremely strange when Bashir warns him about Sloan?

Tilly is a red head. Red Angel. I figured it out before the season even started

I'm stupid smarts. Bubblehead powa!

Pike was silenced by S31

I want to marry her ghost. People trash Sub Rosa but honestly a lot about it makes sense.

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it's going to be this

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Oh god I can see that happening.

>there will never be a show about them
It makes me inexplicably sad anons.

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I unironically love Sub Rosa. You just have to take it for what it is. A cheesy romance novel starring Beverly Crusher.

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>hmm. upgrades.

i always knew she was a genie in a bottle

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>spend seven plus years on a spaceship
>always having to heal the crew and the space randos they bring on board
>always having to figure out the cures to random space diseases
>husband died in some ridiculous space accident in the service of starfleet
>suddenly given a fully furnished mansion
Who would actually choose to stay aboard Picard's showboat of death and misery? The ghost sex stuff was just a bonus, really.

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The butcher of Galitep? War crimes? How could there be war crimes if there was no war?

TOS best - Spock
TOS worst - Uhura

TAS best - Spock
TAS worst - Arex

TNG best - Worf
TNG worst - Geordi

DS9 best - Odo
DS9 worst - Dax

VOY best - EMH
VOY worst - Torres

ENT best - Tucker
ENT worst - Mayweather

DSC best - Ash Tyler
DSC worst - WeWasKwuaens Burnham

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youtube.com/watch?v=SHhT7NtK9YU

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ghost sex is pretty rad and sub rosa was pretty accurate in its description
as frequently as geordi suggests a problem in engineering is a "ghost" I'm glad to see they finally devoted a full episode to a spirit character

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Also it's kind of heavily implied at when Bashir realises how many people would have to be involved in S31 for it to have existed so long and nobody to ever hear about it and flat out says it's basically impossible for such an organisation to actually exist.

Wait what? She's an actual android now? Wasn't she supposed to be a human in a augment suit?
What the fuck makes Data special then?

Hi VF. I prefer you.

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She's an alien augment.

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How is that the case now if she can be hacked and reprogrammed? She just comes off as a android.

in the future the only thing to do is aestheticize and shoot dudes.

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we're all just /trekkies/ here
I prefer you, too

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IT'S A TIME DILATION ANOMALY EPISODE

>tiny screen

For real, the first set of chairs is probably just on the edge of the optimal viewing distance, the back chairs might as well watch it on a laptop

God this is so frustrating they have such a great and simple show right fucking there.

yellow one is flat af
i am displeased

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT STAR TREK NOT YOU, YOU DELUSIONAL ATTENTION STARVED CHILD, FUCK OFF

Come on, it's just a spot of fun, user.

I thought they just said he was dyslexic. Not autistic or retarded. It's probably based on the popular knowledge that many famous people were dyslexic and successful nonetheless, like Einstein, Steven Spielberg, Richard Branson, even Whoopi Goldberg.

now you see it

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if she were my perfect star trek gf I would encourage her to eat more instead of going on so many away missions
the vulcan is deceptively sizeable in some pics tho

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THIS THREAD IS ABOUT STAR TREK NOT YOU, YOU DELUSIONAL ATTENTION STARVED CHILD, FUCK OFF

suddenly tummy

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I use the holodeck to master chess

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Did Barclay use the holodeck to rob his crewmates of their dignity?

threadly reminder that mixing STD and canon Trek is a normalization strategy by shills, scrubs, and goons - even when it seems to shit on STD.

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>The air is thick as the full capacity crowd waits in total darkness.
>Picard is 15 minutes late to start his speech
>Suddenly, the thunderous roar of African war drums and elephant cries rings out.
>The spotlights focus center stage.
>A battalion of proud black militants lead Picard on stage in nothing but a short pink nightgown, face covered in makeup wearing a bob-cut blonde wig.
>"Crew, tonight is the night that i fulfill my destiny and duty as a sissy white bitch, tonight is the night I lose my manhood forever."
>"Don't do it Captain! It doesn't have to be this way!" Yells Wesley from the crowd, unable to hold his tongue any longer.
>"Ayo shut da fuck up BITCH" booms Tyrique, asserting his Nubian dominance. The silent tension builds for mere seconds before his white neck is snapped by a nearby spectator, purely to bring the attention back to the stage. Wesley's wife is stripped naked and dragged away, presumably to a new life of rape and forced black impregnation.
>"As I was saying" quivered Picard, "Under the counsel of the Admiral Burnham, I have decided to forego that which I do not deserve, my right to reproduce. As we speak, my daughters are being shipped to Qo'noS to repay my debt to our new black overlords. Now without further adieu, let us begin!"
>Within seconds, Picard is impaled anally and orally with 36 inches of black tube steak. While DeMarcus and Javhonte destroy his masculine pride metaphorically, Quintavius pulls out a machete the size of a small child, personally blessed by Tilly and her top shamans and in one swing, removes it literally.
>Picard screams in both pain and liberation as the wound is cauterized with a flaming baobab branch, all the while the two bucks never missing a beat with their relentless spit-roasting.
>Finally, some 2 hours later after all the bulls have satisfied themselves in his holes he is dragged away but not without first issuing a final statement.

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Not so loud.

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT STAR TREK NOT YOU, YOU DELUSIONAL ATTENTION STARVED CHILD, FUCK OFF

shut the fuck up, you didnt even suspect Tilay was the Red Angel until I suggested it a second ago, fuck you

whats a fella got to do to find a knock-knee'd young chubber with a pretty face?

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quiet down, chomo

>this is what i do with my vag lips

VF willingly bends over, his pale, naked ass quivering, asshole puckered in anticipation. He cringes slightly at the cold kiss of petroleum jelly as BF liberally applies it, the tip of her finger poking his chocolate starfish. His infantile penis becomes painfully stiff as he hears the squeak of leather on leather. BF takes her time adjusting the enormous black strap-on, savoring the nervous fidgeting before her. She's going to enjoy this, every second.
Also something something star trek I guess.

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>Holodeck's all yours, user. I just "finished up".

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that unibrow

>TNG best - Worf
>TOS worst - Uhura
>DS9 worst - Dax
>DSC best - Ash Tyler

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i bet she has a giant clit. Not a hermaphrodite micropenis, but just like, unusually fat and bulbous. Like a big throbbing toe poking out from her gash.

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>small boobs again
leave

Because, unlike you Terrans, we have a sense of style and aesthetics

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you paranoid about traps, edgelord? Cute mosquito bite bobs have always been a legit preference of some men. Not everyone is into veins, stretch marks and boob sweat

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>tfw gf wants to get a Star Fleet uniform

fu, molester

So he mostly carboads? What about bacon? How does Riker feel about bacon?

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no u

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low effort uniform
no ears
gg

>Wort
>Urethra
>Dicks
>Ass

a vibrant personality is the most alluring of all features, of course

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He olevs canadian bacon

>implying any non-incel actually takes cosplay seriously
they're just pretty trek-themed eye candy, user. relax and be less of a homoerotic seether.

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THIS THREAD IS ABOUT STAR TREK NOT YOU, YOU DELUSIONAL ATTENTION STARVED CHILD, FUCK OFF

gehy

>487▶
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at least u improved chest

spAm

personality > looks
but a fat rack certainly helps

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>her

Being smart is a mental illness, goy.

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these uniforms can cost up to $300 so really who has more passion for trek the cutie with the series accurate dress or the user with a laptop full of video files he pirated

sorry, it's boring if I were to post pics of random people and say why I want to fuck them so I try to restrain myself when posting on /trek/

bacon is a flexible food that can be used with almost any breakfast dish so why wouldn't he be all about bacon
dude probably never shuts up about his bacon

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She's an engineered human

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT STAR TREK NOT YOU YOU SAD ATTENTION STARVED CHILD, THIS IS NOT REDDIT, FUCK OFF

the comics had Mirror Airiam. her face is kind of fucked up, and her helmet has some faceplate that can slide down and protect her from bioweapons that target human DNA.

it's spam at this point.

pretty sloots are pretty sloots. not sayin you faggots have to suck feminine penii, but to act like you're too good for tiny bobs is the height of cope. Go pray the gay away somewhere else.

youtube.com/watch?v=jC9AUR-iTo0

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Get me that thread.
chop chop, homos

Put. Down. My pistachio cake.

88 /trek/

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I'm just happy we live in a world with perfect star trek gfs who have personalities and giant racks but also smaller racks are nice

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THIS THREAD IS ABOUT STAR TREK NOT YOU YOU SAD ATTENTION STARVED CHILD, THIS IS NOT REDDIT, FUCK OFF

Having a name isn't against the rues, you enormous ass.

true

What was the post?

Bashfag lovefest cringe and gay

BASED MODS

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I love you!

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every once and a while they stop by and do their jobs

stop raging. its nott fun

Spam is bad, you sad and lonely capslockposter.

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is data an android or robot? differense?

Spam, believe it or not, is bad.

You don't know that he's lonely.

It's time for /trek/ to admit that I was right all along: Spam is bad.

thoughts on the Dominion?

How could he be lonely when he has us?

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>Airiam gets BORGED
>Spock in an autistic fit
>pointless sub-plot with Pike and Voqler
>special guest appearance by the robots from The Matrix
What even was the point of this episode?

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based

I didn't watch it all. Tilly acted nerdy, like us. I related.

Inferior to the Dubsminion.

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Fucking reddit nigger general

>a sodomite can't help but proposition himself the fans
Pottery. What a disgusting lot.

this is cancer

THIS STRING ARE OF STELLAR BODY JOURNEY YOU MELANCHOLY NEEDY INFANT, THIS ARE NOT MYSPACE, GO AWAY

new thread

I'm sure Riker likes bacon. I imagine he wouldn't have any religious restrictions against bacon living in the future where you can get replicated bacon (could Jews eat replicated bacon? It's not ACTUALLY a pig...), and he isn't a vegetarian. Everyone likes bacon. Bacon is bacon. I want bacon. Bacon.

they dont worship pigs so no likely they could not eat replicated bacon either

stop shameing men for having standards

nice but you wouldn't have seats with fucking cupholders in your own home

That screen is too small to sit that far back what were they thinking?!