Did CIA always have an interest of flight plans, even as a little kid?

Did CIA always have an interest of flight plans, even as a little kid?

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Of course

Do you think cia knew about the human-animal chimeras?

Oh course

nobody knew who he was until he put on the mask

if I pulled her mask off, would she die?

What kind of a mother puts on her mask before helping her child?

im chucking this sneed
with no survivors

thats what the instruction says

And just who do you think writes the instructions?

The child

>And just who do you think writes the instructions?
People who are smart enough to understand that a functional adult is more useful in a crisis situation than a functional child.

It's like the story of the policeman who rushed into a building with a gas leak and quickly fell unconscious because he "wanted to help", thus adding to the body count.

at least you can talk, who are you?

It doesn't matter who we are

If all of the adults passed out and you're only left with kids to respond to the emergency then your situation becomes much worse.

And that policeman was Albert Einstein

>he's never been on a flight plan
lel @ you are life big guy

this thread is fucked on so many levels

It happens all the time. Doesn't take away from the fact that it is heroic and mothers who put their own life above their children's should get the rope.

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Getting knocked out a little isn't putting anybody's life on the line unless the only person not knocked out is a useless child.

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For you

wtf are you talking about? I'd trust CIA to know how to fly a plane better than some bleeding cunt

>record scratch
>WOAH WOAH LETS TAKE A TIME OUT
>I can't read minds, but I know what you're thinking. How'd I get in this situation?
>well it's not exactly a simple question, and it's a long story
>I guess we'll take it back to the start
>rewinds with VHS sound
>cuts to CIA as 10 year old dressed up as a girl
>UHHH NOT THAT FAR FAST FORWARD FAST FORWARD
>high school
>phew, yeah this is a good place to start
>yup, that's me alright
>pans to a huge bane in football shirt
>what?! No no no! THATS ME!
>pans to nerdy CIA picking up his fallen books
>yep... You got the picture. That's me. Ending up like this wasn't exactly part of my plan...
>"hey loser!"
>and then there's this guy
>"what do you want bane?"
>"to pass this test... With no errors!"
>"you can forget it bane, you won't bully me. On this next test, let's just say you're not gunna fly so good
>I SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT
>zooms in on banes angry face and plays a guitar riff
>bane approaches CIA with two bullies
>"uh... You don't get to bring friends!"
>cuts to CIA walking home with a bloody nose
>somebody once told me starts playing
>CIA walks defeatedly upto his room
>fixes the wing of a little model plane
>falls down on his government agent themed bed
>looks out the window of a plane flying by
>"im gunna be a big guy one day... I just know it..."

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Man drowning in a river is easier than you think, you can get pulled under very quickly

the model plane bit is gold

yep, went swimming in the danube last year and almost panicked when I realized how hard it is to swim against a current

Dr Pavel, I'm alone...

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>Missing their names
That's the best part.

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