SPOILERS IX

>IX crawl's text:

STAR WARS

Episode IX

SON OF DARKNESS

The Galaxy Burns. Ignited by the sacrifice of Luke Skywalker, thousands of militias resist the reach of the brutal First Order.

The LAST JEDI Rey spearheads the fight against the would-be conquerors led by the Supreme Leader Kylo Ren. As the war rages on, unexpected allies and enemies have emerged, further throwing the galaxy into chaos.

Commanding power greater than imagined, Kylo has summoned his KNIGHTS OF REN from the far reaches of space to douse the flame of hope once and for all...

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>SON OF DARKNESS
So is this the one that reveals Kylo is actually Leia & Lando's illegitimate offspring?

It's not Son of Darkness faggot

It's not Son of Darkness, OP you fucking retard.
I don't care about trips, it's not that title

I kind of like the crawl

>Han knew and was okay with it because it turned out his family owned slaves

wow this sounds retarded. I'm messaging Putin now so we can mobilize the troll army and tank this movie on review sites.

Opening crawls have to end with
>galaxy...
It’s the law

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fooken russian bots destroying AMERICAN cinema

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Yeah. The character (Kylo) who is literally called 'the last hope' by the heroine (Rey) is going to 'douse the flame of hope once and for all'.

And Rey who discovered about the force just 2 days ago is the last Jedi who is 'leading' the fight against the FO. Because apparently Leia is useless. So is Poe.

Fuck off with your bullshit.

Leia is dead and Poe is a white male.

so was finn livestreaming on spacetube how the fuck does anyone know luke died

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Disney hasnt got a name yet

It's March and they still haven't got a name yet?

Search your feelings... you know we don´t give a fuck.

>SON OF DARKNESS
Staring a new protagonist: DANTE

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Rey and Kylo are fraternal twins to leia and solo

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Boy oh boy I sure do hope Rey is able to defeat Kylo Ren for a third time. After all this is the third movie with so many questions to be answered. Rey has struggled to barely win every fight in the previous movies, this the time to REALLY win. I bet there will be some top notch fight choreography as she beats Kylo.

For a third time.

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Is there anything still to happen in the third movie?
I mean, what's left of the first order or whatever?
well, but then there's nothing left of the rebels either right?
Since they mostly destroy each other seems like a self-solving issue

I doubt the even have a story. JJ finished filming a bunch of scenes and now the plan is to put it together in a way that tricks the goyim to spending money a third time.

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Because we all know how much the sequels value consistency

Yeah me too.

Check out the #me too faggot

FROM THE DEVIL MAY CRY SERIES!

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please just make it stop

>Rey
> A Jedi
Fuck off

Kylo's gonna lose again to Rey. Hooray

>It's not Son of Darkness faggot
Nobody actually cares. Whatever it is.

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>anti-toydarian
legit wheezed