What's your favorite quote from the enigmatic Frank Semyon?

A stopped clock is right twice a day, huh Ray? Well no one cares how late you are in Mexico

>They say nothing grows in the ol' Simpsons place, except I'm a city slicker. Sneed knew this.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, Ray. But I’m an amputee and my wife’s got a landing strip

>They say the early bird catches the worm. Well Ray, I'm a fuckin owl and the early bird is eating the early worms and the worms are busy eating my shit from last night's catch. It's the circle of life and I lay down the line.

I know its not truly a vince post as to the tone of vince posting and all, but it still makes him sound like somewhat of an idiot.

>I played monopoly once, Ray. They said to me "do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars." And I looked them in the eyes and told them "we aren't even playing the same fucking game. King me."

I was part of the whole reddit crowd that said season 2 sucked back when it aired. I called the show shit and nothing on season 1. I did my fair share of Frankposting.

Then I watched a couple of episodes of season 3 and thought it was fucking terrible, That made me go back and rewatch the first episode of season 2 to see if it was as bad as I remembered. Pure fucking kino. I sat and watched every other episode too, Didn't even get up to eat until I'd finished the entire season. I was in tears at least once in every episode.

I wrote Vince Vaughn a letter of apology the next morning. I hope he read it. Season 2 shits on season 1 and 3. Not even close. Anybody who disliked it at the time should check it out again with a few more years of wisdom and maturity behind them.

reconsider your rambunctiousness Raymond my friend, your incandescent insatiety is unctuous

They say an egg a day keeps the doctor away, but he's come home to roost

Its like having blue balls in your heart

Never do anything out of hunger. Even eating

commie jew FUCK

>they say there's two sides to every story. well guess what, ray? i can't read and i'm a triangle.

>You ever hear the British saying, "in for a penny, in for a pound?" Well I fucking hate Brits, Ray, and if I ever meet a British girl named Penny, you can bet dollars to donuts, she's going to get a solid pounding in her Limey ass. Caspere knew this.

>they say actions speak louder than words Ray. But when i start kicking the shit out of a blind man im gonna make damn sure he's all ears.

go stand in front of a tank

I remember this

Look me in the eyes, i want to watch your lights go out

>They say a stitch in time saves nine, Ray. Problem is, I'm not a fucking knitter.