Coming of age film

Normalfags and low IQ fags come of age. Others are developing and improving themselves their entire lifespan.

haha friendship and love, right

>be 14
>high-functioning autism as fuck
>hate things
>want to do nothing but play computer games and pinball
>yes, pinball was a thing, once
>there's a girl
>she doesn't look half-bad
>she really likes me
>ignore her
>she does everything she can to try to get my attention
>fuck that, Addams Family pinball for the win
>high score, motherfucker
>she eventually gives up
>many such cases
>ignored them all
>42, now
>you're a wizard, Harry
>a PINBALL WIZARD
>endless opportunities to get laid, make friends and live something resembling a happy life
>never knew how
>nobody taught me
>don't blame them anymore
>it was Smee, Bond, all Smee
>oh, well
>humanity will die out
>as will you
>shit happens
>mfw

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okay but there's no such thing so why is it a meme? everyone acts like it's a thing

I used to feel the same but honestly at this point there's no point in crying over spilt milk. I don't feel inferior to people who had these experiences, at least not directly. I just feel totally beside them, like I'm not even a really human being. Because other than walking on two legs and speaking the language, which parrots do too, I don't have much in common.

Humans are meant to seek other humans, to want companionship, so much so that they go nuts if deprived of them. So what does that say of me when I avoid those? Or have I gone nuts from the deprivation?

This.

>coming of age film
>pre-teen character get's stripped of it's entire innocence in every sense of the word and acquires lifelong unfixable PTSD
wew lad

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age 16
>"you'll start bringing girls home soon"
age 21
>"maybe you'll bring a nice girl home...someday"
age 25
>"son if you're gay I don't mind we're very open minded"

No film could have prepared me for these horrors.

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>falling for a literal propaganda film
shgdy

it took 7 years for the film to be allowed by the literal propagandaministry you stupid idiot

i got the gay questions at 17 and my sexuality ceased to exist in their minds after that

>For a long time, filming could not begin because the State Committee for Cinematography (Goskino) would not accept the screenplay, considering it propaganda for the "aesthetics of dirtiness" and "naturalism"
oh no not the dirty camera lens, nevermind the kid getting his mind fucked

How can it be "propaganda" when Klimov the director literally had to fight for 8 years straight in order to release it because the soviet government didn't want it to be released under any circumstance?
This is mainly because the majority of the "germans" in the film are ukrainian collaborators (like it actually happened), as evident by that entire under the bridge scene. Literally soviets killing soviets.

Atleast watch the film before spewing absolute ignorant bullshit about it

You think that's bad? I have 3 cousins, 2 are 18 and one is 21 all really good looking and sociable that called me out as an incel at a family gathering in front of everyone.

everything you say is superseded by the fact that it is a film made by a soviet jew portraying nazi germans

did you fight them

one is a girl and the other 2 would have kicked my ass.

They're not wrong

Klimov is not a jew and the vast majority of "nazis" in the film are Ukrainian, as it actually happened.
You're beyond retarded, I hope you're baiting.

Pussy

You don't think i know that? but why humiliate me in front of everyone? I never have done anything to them and I've been thinking about that day everyday since it happened.

age 16
>I will never be a loser who sits on PC all day on does nothing
age 21
>haha just a few years doing nothing chilling and stuff
age 30
>oh...

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Take it as a wake up call

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how did you and everyone else react?

I just acted like it didn't bother me but my face got really red and i started sweating a little bit, i never said another word the rest of the night, my parents and their parents didn't even know what an incel was so they were confused, my cousins were laughing and would look over at me and laugh every once in a while after that.

based

dude at least make some plans to kill them

Is your family even that familiar with the term incel? That’s kind of weird that it would come out of nowhere man, I’m sorry.

I did make plans to get my life together and become really successful and somehow get a hot wife and rub it in their faces but i haven't acted on it yet

>Movie about 17th to 19th century conflicts
>Only ever French and British are shown

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My cousins are familiar with it because they're young and on social media all the time.

Npc

there's more to a partner, especially a wife - someone who will share your assets and the rest of your time than looks. You can't buy love and looks won't make it bearable, either. you need a therapist to guide you.

Regardless if they could kick your ass or not you should of done fucking something, not just turn into a tomato and say "h-ha you t-too", maybe you should of went inside boiled some water and threw it on them. Or just be a fucking man and hit one of them in the face Im sure the family would of broke it up before anyone got really hurt.

Punching family members sounds like white trash stuff to me man.

lmao are you a single child with zero relatives?
Cousins pick and ruse on each other all the time, if you would throw boiling water everytime someone said you're a fag or something you would not have enough water to do so

Is this copypasta, I remember this exact post

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>awkward depressed loner
>cute girl obsessed with him

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>Someone calls you an incel
>You know what would be the best course of action, act exactly as an incel

Also this

10 is the new 20 user, kids are fucking like rabbits.

i wish i had a friend

>"son if you're gay I don't mind we're very open minded"

Luckily mine stay blissfully ignorant

prove it
teen pregnancies are going down everywhere, and most data shows the opposite of what you say

If you want to be happy cut out the wife part and just slay ass.
Dont believe society's lies. You're human,
odds are you'll die unhappily no matter what you do.
Take the route where you were unhappy, but didnt have to deal with some woman basically ruining all your fun for the rest of your life.
Not saying you cant be happily in a relationship but a person is kidding themselves to think this is the normal experience in 2019.

>watching imitation game with family
>mum and dad keeps commenting "I cant believe they did stuff like this to gays back in the day" while looking at me

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ah-bloo-bloo

>when you realize films are idealistic visions and the real life behind them never isn't as great as they make it out to be

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she cried when I broke up, I didn't want her to find out I had no friends and career prospects

she kept asking why and I couldn't her the reason out of shame

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>I'm a piece of shit, feel bad for me

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