Apparently George is back to fix his clusterfunk

Go watch more Reddit letter media pls kys

I watch the prequels all the time unlike the fucking snore fest that’s the sequels. Clones are cool as fuck there is literally nothing as cool as them, or anything even cool in the sequels whatsoever.

obvious trick meant to lure back people who were disappointed with tfa and especially tlj

Thats not the point retard. The trilogy is beyond saving. JJ is a fucking hack.

you got it

No, they keep making the same shit but they'll give money to George to say he wanted this so nerds will keep eating this shit.

Apparently you would believe any unsourced rumor Mike Zeroh shits out of his mouth.

OK, lets spell it out.

Disney have seen a rough cut of 9 and its fucking terrible. Hence no title or trailer.

PR department into overdrive.

Hopefully things are clear

After somebody shits into your glass of chocolate milk there is nothing more to be done. You push the glass away and find a different beverage.

This is what happened with Star Wars.

This. The magic left in the 80s.

>says Mike Zeroh

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JJ had no plan for Snoke. He left it for Rian to make up.

He had no plan at all. Even as little a time as 30 years was too much worldbuilding for him.
So fuck it. Blow it all up. Big Empire again. Small Rebels again.

If this is true, they'll just use him as a fall guy.

>I don't blame JJ for the state of sequels

You should.

if you remove its proboscis, you remove the source of its power

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George isn't stupid. That's what they wanted to do with TFA. But he went on live televesion to explain how he had nothing to do with that turd and how he hates what they are doing.

He's right tho, back to disney hq and suck some kike cock.

t.pol shitposter

Bad robot.

>Turns out we had another Resistance fleet spare
>That was lucky

Actually that's the one they could make a legit work around for by saying that Republic still had a couple of small fleets, despite their demilitarization, and one of them was not in the capital during TFA.

But that probably makes more sense then JJ has.

I seriously fucking hate this guy.

There's gonna be a time travel plot that restores all the planets that people forgot about in VII.

Kylo redeems himself by sacrificing himself to save Rey or some shit

Poe is forgotten entirely, he'll have 4 lines max

Luke returns as a force ghost along with Yoda, Hayden, and Disney merchandise plugin character #12

Rey begins a new Jedi training school in Disneyland that you can take your kids to for $1200

Next franchise will be led by Finn and Rose's beautiful mixed race children.

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alright heres what happens
>luke is force ghost obvious
>rose has a bit part and doesnt recover till after halfway through the film
>lando takes rey and the group to his home planet
>big twist, thrawn comes back from the unknown regions with the 7th fleet
>thrawn engages first order
>rebels gather forces, team up with thrawn
>cool knights of ren vs imperial guards while rey tries to catch kylo
>kylo beats rey, is betrayed by hux
>wounded kylo saves rey, luke talks to him while hes doing it
>whole galaxy shows up to help fight off the first order as the 7th fleet cant do it itself
>lando gets back the falcon
>movie ends with kylo redeemed with a silver lightsaber
>reylo confirmed
>first order is defeated, thrawn takes command of their remaining shit
>setting back to zero. thrawn empire and rey/kylo rebels

"I don't like sand, Rey. It's coarse."

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>George better not let us down this time.

he better not. otherwise we'll say he's not based on Yea Forums

Fake news. No way Disney would allow such an obvious admission of wrongdoing

It still wouldn't explain why the Resistance didn't coordinate for the attack on Starkiller with the Republic fleets, who should be out for blood.
They actually had most of the galaxy between SK and the Resistance; another thing about the sequels that gets stupider the more you look.

Just bring Anakin back and give him an awesome scene. Easy fix for the movie like how they did it for Rouge One where everyone consider it a good movie just because of Vader despite not even remembering the characters or the plot.

No point in trying to talk to them, man. These people unironically think RotJ and the ewoks were good.

rogue one was shit

will we see a watto cameo and comments about the secret Toydarian cult that pulls the strings on both Jedi and Sith?

Exactly my point. Everyone like it and consider it a good movie just because of Vader.

This so much. This site rightfully shits on JJ but what happened with the ST is absolutely not his fault. His original script of 7 went past the island with Luke on it, and he had outlines for 8 and 9 for Lucasfilm to use. Everything that went wrong is Retard Johnson's and Kunthleen Kennedy fault. Everything.

>Did you even watch the prequels?
I did and ROTS is easily the best star wars movie.

The fleet was off hunting pirates at the time and while during so they suffered damage to their communication relays and hyperspace drives and couldn't make contact until after TLJ.

Makes less sense, but still more then what JJ has.

No one would be able to "fix" this trainwreck. What is definitely going to happen is that they're going to put Lucas' name down somewhere in the credits and everyone and critics including the media are going to blame everything on him for this film being a piece of shit. Just like they how they tried to point fingers at him for TLJ being shit just because it was George's idea to have Luke settling on an island with old jedi temples.

Nothing wrong with RotJ or ewoks. These films were made for kids. They were not made for you literal manchildren.

that sounds like a cool set up for the next trilogy

Oh good god a disney shameless Potter rip-off with jedis. Sweet fuck.

It's a lazy explanation, though it's technically feasible. Of course we are talking about JJ, in charge once again; and these glaring omissions in TFA make me believe he never once intended on the Republic surviving, and on this Rian just followed through.

>Everyone like it and consider it a good movie just because of Vader

Not me. I thought it was well past time for at least one (1) feature from the lower deck.

Based, sad that some NEET on a Ukrainian bee keeping forum can shit out a better movie idea than whatever nonsense we'll actually wind up with.

Based RLM giving Disney ideas once again. George Lucas having to work under adult supervision is exactly what Mike asked for.

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>tfw haven't watched a star wars movie since tfa

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>Apparently George is back to fix his clusterfunk
I don't get it. Are they actually admitting they fucked up Star Wars?

Rogue One is better film than Return of the jedi and all the sequels, only retarded capshit pleb disagrees, and not because of Vader.

TLJ is hilarious bro. It is crammed with tropes executed in the most obvious and incompetent way. Special effects, acting, writing, costumes.. unfiltered cringe kino.

>I don't blame JJ for the state of sequels
he's the main reason why the sequels sucks

>Hayden
Nice try, he's never coming back.

why are yo shilling this whore?

You’re on a board where most posters are delusional millennials that think the prequels were good because of blind nostalgia and memes. The only good Star Wars movies are the first 2 and everyone with a brain knows this.

t. Millennial that doesn’t have his head up his ass.

God fuck dude, I just wanted to see some Shattered Empire/ Thrawn shit on the big screen.

Who do you love more Mike or Jake?

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I blame him for setting up the entire trilogy to be boring shit. He relied on Rian to do something interesting with his defective OT clone setup and so is just as responsible for this clusterfuck.

Do you have proof this came from some random YouTuber no one knew about before Rian sperged out over him?

Realistically this should have been a Pearl Harbor scenario where the Republic is temporarily crippled and the FO only has a limited chance to gobble up vulnerable systems before the good guys get their shit together. Instead every Star system is apparently a cowardly bitch and suddenly flipping back to the Empire on their own.

>ESB was hated during its release
>Best movie
eat a dick nigga

BASED JJ XD

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>caring about nu-star wars in 2019

I hope you people realize that this has become nothing but a tug of war between two morons who can't write for shit and all you're going to be doing when you watch this shit is think about that instead of being immersed like a good movie should be doing.

>Be capable goy
>Create something
>Jews take ownership once the hard work is done
>Try to claim credit for hard work
>Have no idea how to do anything that isn't argue semantics and count money
>Created something is now collapsing because Jews
>Point the finger at goys being responsible
>Need a capable goy to come back in and do the hard work to fix the mess Jews and their intelligence (lol) caused

So where's the surprise?

>a bunch of ass pulls to make episode 9 interesting

could be legit

the shitty world building and story in Rehash Awakens is his fault

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pretty much this

No one can fix this shitshow, the best thing they can do, is kill all the characters and start an Old Republic trilogy WITHOUT Rian Johnson.

JJ laid the foundation of a shitty trilogy by undoing everything that happened in the OT.

>Old Republic trilogy
>hyper-stagnant Star Wars
>ancient 4,000 year tech better than anything the Empire had
>Sith vs Jedi misinterpreted as ying/yang
>completely lazy rehashed ideas
>Sith lords stronger than Palpatine and Vader

>>Turns out we had another Resistance fleet spare
Are people going to be surprised when this happens? Thats what they were doing on the salt planet, signalling for reinforcements

They are just going to use him as a scapegoat like every faggot that didn't understand the prequels has been doing for decades.

>that obvious recoil at human contact
/ourguy/

This rumor isn’t even true. I thought it was started by Mike Zeroh.

Are you saying that TLJ will later he looked back on with fondness? I honestly think it will.

Possibly. A lot of the things people hate on TLJ about was the case for ESB. Especially it being dark in tone

I was applauding and shouting "based kino" when I saw it day one and my opinion of it has only grown over time.

>tfw I just realised that Abrams is a Bay fanboy who tries (and fails) to surpass his master instead of just accepting that he should stick to action schlock like Bay does

Even Georges worst is fun kino. Apologize you faggot.

JJ is a jew hack whose big gimmick is setting up mystery boxes he has no intention of opening because he's literally too stupid to think up a solution. The Force Awakens sucked and every new character besides BB88 was an unlikeable mess. You have to be literally sub 80iq to enjoy the sequels and think JJ did a good job.

That's the thing. As much as I dislike most of Bay's work, save for The Rock and Pearl Harbor, at the very least he's not a pretentious faggot. He knows his audience, he knows he's making popcorn flicks and he revels in it. Good for him.

>drive a car off a cliff
>whack it to pieces with baseball bats
>set it on fire
>call AAA

Even if you hate the prequels they're 10x as fun as anything made in the last 15 years.

This. JJ used Stars Wars as a cultural Marxist vehicle to push their Jew agenda. He had no interest in creating a sustainable thematically sound franchise.

>PREPARE FOR RAMMING SPEED!

I remember jacking it to this slut years ago.
Pretty good body.

JJ has a solid record of great work. This lands in other laps.

$20 says George hasnt agreed to anything and Disney is pushing this idea that hes coming back. Which is interesting that theyd push this idea since all weve heard is that star wars doesnt belong to the fans anymore, and the only ones interested in him coming back are.... The fans.

Move aside white nerds, George Lucas is BACK, and hes taking star wars into a bold new direction. For the love of God, you people are just being led Around by the mouse to eat up the slop. George does not want you guys to see this piece of shit even if hes forced into it.

I bet in a few weeks when George finds out about this hes going to say Disney hasnt even contacted him and he has zero plans in coming back.

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>JJ has a solid record of great work

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Did jj done a good job for star trek ? I mean they were below average

Can't disagree with the first three points, but
>rehashed ideas
Wholesale destruction of the Force itself seems pretty novel to me. I wouldn't be surprised if the Mouse co-opts that for the X-XII trilogy though.

Well you never know, maybe they liked his pitch for the midichlorian movies

Star Wars was the story of Luke Skywalker and his father Anakin Skywalker. I AM YOUR FATHER.

That was Star Wars.

Nothing more.

I think IX could change how people see TLJ. Once it becomes a part of a larger picture. I imagine the same thing happened to ESB.

The original star wars films were about hope and the unity that binds us all and overcoming the evil inside yourself. Luke is the embodiment of a character archetype that is as old as storytelling itself. He rises from nothing, pursues knowledge and enlightenment, overcomes despair, becomes a savior, and through courage and determination redeems the sins of the ones who came before him. His purpose as a character and as an icon is to personify everything we should hope to become.

In The Last Jedi, Luke Skywalker tries to murder a child in his sleep, then flees to a remote island while the world crumbles, gets lectured by a teenager about responsibility, and then dies nonsensically. Knowing that, go look at every other plot point and twist in this movie. This film's sole purpose isn't to push things forward or to build upon anything. It is reckless subversion for the sake of subversion. It is deconstruction with no meaning or purpose. It is a cynically assembled soapbox, made by people so arrogant and unappreciative that they would stand atop the legacy of one of film's most quintessential tales just to make an uninsightful, short sighted point about "leaving the past behind" and toss some hamfisted political notes at the captive audience. It is worse than any corporate cash-in. The Last Jedi is an attack on Star Wars itself and everything it represents. These people had no idea what they were dealing with.

If you enjoyed The Last Jedi, you do not care about Star Wars. You don't care about the transcending, timeless power of stories and myths and archetypes. Star Wars and Luke Skywalker can't be tarnished by anyone. That story was already told, and at most is only one fleeing incarnation of one of humanity's oldest traditions You can't crush that, but The Last Jedi tried.

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>Source: Express

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This picture is like some sort of omen.

>human

JJ is a failed Spielberg homunculus.

Me as a kid with a physical Star Wars Encyclopedia (before prequel era) would disagree with you.
Me at current day, after going through the prequels and the newest dumpster fires, agrees.

Lucas isn't coming back, but Rick Carter is.
At this point the "Art of..." books are why I'm following these movies. It's comedy gold of half-baked ideas and retardation.

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Postmodernists deconstructed and tore down the monomyth, but forgot to build anything in its place. The tone of the Hero's Journey can't even be accurately imitated, let alone replicated, by cold-hearted cynics who don't value its monumental importance and timeless nature. Contrary to popular belief, they're not trying to rebuild Star Wars in their own image. They're just running it through their hateful machine in an effort to social engineer their "progressive" utopia into existence, just like they do with any piece of fiction they infect.

But... there's nothing new in Force Awakens?

Considering how many people, the studio included were ready to tell George to fuck off, I don't care. It it's even true, it's most likely just a stunt to pass around the inevitable blame for this shitshow of a trilogy.

>I don't blame JJ for the state of sequels

Then TFA must have been your first JJ movie. Mystery-boxes and cliffhanger storylines in the place of genuine worldbuilding and stories are his trademark.

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lmao, did they really all just smoke pot in a room and just remake A New Hope scene by scene?
Listen.
I hate this shit as much as the rest of you. But the fact a bunch of pot smokers could sit around, come up with this, not get called out by Jew Jew or Lucasfilm/Disney execs, and make over 1billion is amazing.

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absolutely correct. any recommended reading?

Mystery box writing is fucking shit if you dont know whats inside the box from the get-go. It's the plot equivalent of clickbait.

This isnt the first time hes done this however

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George should be the one to put it out of its misery. No father should let his child endure such pain.

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Not sure they gave a fuck.

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This. I hope he’s making them pay dearly to be window-dressing for their shit. Then George can turn around and make them look like shit in the charity department. Again.

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How about the fact that he basically rebooted the OT, made it meaningless and completely copied ANH?

The lack of try was hilarious.
Both of these concepts were done by the same guy 15 years apart.

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Of course it will be. They're going to treat it like the holy scripture while demonizing whatever is coming up next.

Star Wars fans are so fucked in the head.

You’re not wrong.

They arent gonna retcon shit. They arent gonna "fix" shit. They're going to fly this plane into the ground without course-correction because pride prevents them from doing anything else.

Expect the following:
>Snoke
Hitler analogy will be used to excuse lack of insight into who he is: "There will always be men like general snoke. Who they are makes little difference"
>Rey joining Kylo
Kylo will ask her to join yet again and she will show initial temptation before YASSS QUEENing his head off with a light saber
>The Resistance
Random galactic civilians will join the resistance after being inspired by some speech that one of the characters gives that gets broadcast across the galaxy, probably via that orange alien with the goggles. Obvious parallels to resistance to drumpf's presidency and the women's march
>Luke
He will come back only to congratulate Rey on being the bestest jedi of all time and validating his existence.
>Leia
Her death will most likely inspire the speech that rallies the civilians to join the resistance
>Poe and Finn adventures
No fucking idea what they plan to do but I'd guess they'd be involved in getting people to join the resistance. Otherwise just expect another tangent plot line that has no reason to be in the film.
>Dramatic fleet battles
They'll have like one in the beginning before moving all battles to planetary level so they can show the new army of pozzed feminists swarming the first order and wiping them out. Expect lots of random civilian women hijacking AT-ATs and magically knowing how to pilot them against the first order.

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>Wholesale destruction of the Force itself seems pretty novel to me
You would be killing all life in the galaxy for no reason. That cycle of destruction is KOTOR/EU only.

That's a tough question. Joseph Campbell is always a good starting point. Also, I know I'll get shit from Rand haters for suggesting this, but I think Ayn Rand's Anthem is pretty relevant. It's a little on the nose and kinda amateurish, but a very important book nonetheless.

Just look at this pic, George was about to strangle JewJew there, what could possibly do JJ to make George come for IX and fix his mess, did he suck his dick or what?

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>I don't blame JJ for the state of sequels.

You fucking should, because he's part of the problem.

See

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Nah he's back to get his throat cut and if he doesn't see that he's a sucker. The film is going to be fucking awful, they'll pin it on George, then parade out so much fucking propaganda about how bad he is and how good they are that it will put the Soviet Union to shame.

The only it could be 'fixed' would be for Luke to come back from death Jesus style since Anakin was the Jesus birth. Make it all glorious and shit.

I just watched Attack of the Clones last night, it's unironically a good movie. RLM literally had no idea what they were talking about, it's hilarious watching how mucb influence actual retards like mike and jay had.

People seriously didn't understand the complex political plots, and didn't understand the character of Anakin

But a lot of people in this thread say that RLM did nothing wrong in their prequel reviews:

>complex political plots
>good for a star wars film

prequel fanboys are hilarious

Jar Jar Binks is revealed to be the true leader of the First Order and comes out of hiding in IX.

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You're given one of the most recognizable franchises in the fucking world, and when given a simple task of making a trilogy, instead of taking the time to plan it out, but to decided it. How the absolute fuck does that happen when the MCU was able to turn a B- hero into the face of the Comicbook movies for the last 11 years.

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>instead of taking the time to plan it out

Marvel movies are based on existing comics so the plots are pre-written and they dont have to plan anything.

Star Wars fucked up by ignoring the existing EU which already outlined what happened after the originals

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>Marvel movies are based on existing comics so the plots are pre-written and they dont have to plan anything.
Not really.
I mean, aside from the characters, their design and the villains, the movies have little to do with the comics.
The Civil War movie had absolutely nothing to do with the comic Civil War aside from the idea of Avengers infighting.

That's the thing that upsets me the most, Disney wiping out the EU. I never cared about the shows and books, but the games were fucking great, but thanks to Disney none of that shit matters anymore.

>The Civil War movie had absolutely nothing to do with the comic Civil War aside from the idea of Avengers infighting.
Right buts thats a structural backbone to base the development of the overall MCU on. Even if the plots of the comic and the movie differ wildly, comics have an established list of events that the movies can draw from.

The funny thing will be watching what happens when marvel runs out of plot threads to copy and transfer to film. When Marvel Studios has to start doing their own original OC Donut Steele that's when the entire apparatus will fall apart

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Why are people afraid of things being cheesy?

I know into the spider-verse is Sony, but isnt that entire story OC made just for that movie?

I havent seen it. All I'm saying is MCU has had like a guide book throughout the development of all of their movies so far. Whenever they want to make a new solo film they just adapt one of the existing comics and tweak it to fit into their universe

so what was the point of having an actual actor for Jar-Jar? If the whole character ended up being CGI why bother having someone there in costume?

I mean, I could understand if you just needed an actor there for reference like they did with Jabba in ANH, but what's the point of a costumed character that you retroactively remove from the movie?

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Because he was the mocap and voice actor for Jar Jar. The cataracts sunglasses are so the other actors can focus on Jar Jar's eyes instead of Ahmed's

Because it's an all or nothing situation for them

Obligatory.

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Dude I’m an unashamed lover of The Phantom Menace and I think Revenge of the Sith is pretty good. Attack of the Clones is ungodly horrible.

So the actors have it easier. They all bitched about acting at nothing.

They honestly didn’t know until post production. They were like “well at least he was there to give real shadows”. No joke. You’ve gotta watch the behind the scenes documentary for The Phantom Menace cause it’s pretty great.

That what those Game of Thrones directors will obviously be doing

I don't care unless he's doing the microbiology trilogy.

Jews are ugly and that includes Bradley Cooper, Harrison Ford, and all the other jews they try to sell as good looking.

They all look like clumsily put together humans. They don’t even move like their physique is healthy.