post Yea Forums related stuff that makes you really sad
Depression thread
Nicholas Carter
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Adrian Moore
>Ebert takes joy away from movies
>God takes jaw away from Ebert
Adam Morris
Alexander James
I'm sad in the sense that he is no longer suffering from the horribly, humiliating disease.
Jaxon Bell
>Ebert is cancer
>Ebert gets cancer
Carson Bailey
What a jaw-dropping transformation!
Luis Thomas
that black pussy is addictive
Owen Fisher
REMINDER
ROGER EBERT
GAVE
SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW
4/4 STARS
A PERFECT SCORE
SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW
IS A PERFECT MOVIE
IN THE EYES OF ROGER EBERT
4/4
10/10
100/100
A FLAWLESS
MASTERPIECE
SKY CAPTAIN
AND THE FUCKING WORLD OF TOMORROW
THE FORGETTABLE CONFUSED NOIR INDIANA JONES SCI FI BI PLANE WASHED OUT COLORS GIANT ROBOT SEPHIA MOVIE
SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW
THE MAIN CHARACTER SAYS "GOOD BOY, DEX" TO A GROWN MAN
ROGER EBERT GAVE THIS MOVIE
A PERFECT SCORE
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rogerebert.com
Christopher Green
wow what a shock! people have opinions?!
Grayson Smith
Dude fucked prime Oprah. He had a good life.
Colton Wilson
Underrated
Dominic Fisher
4/4
a perfect film
flawless
a masterpiece
sky captain and the world of tomorrow
this is like giving fucking pluto nash a 4/4
fuck you
Jonathan Morris
Yeah, problem?
John Sullivan
the fuck is wrong with you schizo its called an opinion you dont have to agree with it
Brayden Edwards
who the fuck cares
Bentley Cruz
I was overjoyed when I heard on Yea Forums that this charlatan had finally died, but I was also saddened by the fact that he hadn't suffered that much before deciding that he could insult film criticism no longer. The pain and suffering that he went through is only a fraction of the evil that he inflicted on the millions of cinematically illiterate teenagers. When I found out that the old fart had finally decided to not assault the public with his adolescent approach to art, I pulled off the framed picture of Armond White from my wall, kissed it reverently, and immediately embarked on a Korine marathon. Good riddance, you jawless hack.
Ian Long
then why are you mad at his opinion about it? you don't have to agree
Nathaniel Allen
i'm not mad at his opinion i'm confused by his schizo outrage
Chase Ross
100/100
cannot be improved upon
sky captain
and the world of tomorrow
youtube.com
this movie
fuck that chinless fuck why would you value his life let alone his opinions when he thinks this fucking piece of shit is a perfect film
fuck you
Jordan Fisher
Owen Reed
why are you so offended that he likes a movie? grow up buddy
Carson James
John Ross
good boy, dex
Aiden Ross
Fuck you and everyone else that take scores seriously
Liam Mitchell
>fucking a chimp counts as an achievement
John Sullivan
Sky Captain is a pretty rad movie. Yea Forums would be into it if came out today. It also predated 300 and Sin City as the green screen CGI retro looking movie.
Austin Clark
good boy,dex
Levi Peterson
Logan Rodriguez
jesus fuck what do studios even do with losses this big how can people stay in business they straight up lost no less than 50 million fucking dollars. like how do people not have to take pay cuts after this shit
Colton Clark
thats only domestic it made $259m if you include foreign
Brandon Williams
The studio still lost $80 million.