Food network/cooking show thread
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Food network/cooking show thread
Lucas Edwards
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Jacob Butler
A poem about women and beef:
Goddess please bless my own labia beef
And speed to my gash sturdy flaps as its wreath
Do spirit our cunts from all sexual grief
And to you we promise our every climax and queef
Your powers make the glisten inside of our sheath
And in your name we sing these pleasures beneath
Though soggy and soiled our snatches and flaps
There's none so holy as our va-jay-jay gaps
We seek only those phalli that draw such applause
Without foreskin or blemish or circulatory flaws
Into our vaginal maws we stuff them to gorge
And deliver the Fempire by this our yonic forge
Goddesses of the Yonic, help my words I do pray
So that to herstory comes news of such sexual fray
Where coital mileage dwarfed the greatest whores of yore
And grizzled each my sisters' chaste peaches to gore
These sisters won such great acclaim by their story
Their spread legs and agape cheeks beckoning Glory
Barely battened crowds were thusly mad with lust
Setting upon any woman like the wind's fickle gust
To our sisters bodies the men drew their best pucker
To kiss, lick and win the best body-part sucker
But woe to those tongues that knew any taste of our snizz
And suffered no allergies when sprayed with female fizz
Because darkly hides a monster in each our cunt floccules
A certain face-melting alights from but one globule
Lincoln Roberts
reminder this chic had consensual sex with her father and was in no way raped
Carter Turner
who /chefjohn/ here?
Gabriel Wright
fuck that faggot and his gay way of talking
Camden Barnes
>tfw we have photographic evidence that she has inverted nips
As if she couldn't be a more perfect women
Anthony James
you have made a terrible enemy today
Brody Murphy
Why are her arms so short?
Sebastian Adams
mmmmmmmmmmmm food
Christian Cruz
I only watch food network when I am at my parents house. It's safe programming that is fine to have on in the background.
Gabriel Ortiz
I bet he's nice in person. I always watched Good Eats with my dad when I was young.
Evan Lewis
bless her cleavage and massive mouth
Ian Sanders
wtf, just give me a quality dog with some mustard
Nathan Nelson
God I wish I was her dad
Brandon Sanders
Already spilled my alfredo to giada from the earlier thread iykwim
Angel Thompson
reminder that her father rammed his oversize, dad cock into her tight underage slit and came all up inside that
Carter Powell
what did she mean by this?
Lucas Mitchell
*Psht*
Nice hiss
Adam James
Ooh this'll be fun. I'd eat the NY, Tijuana, Dodger, (if I was hungry), Japan, (my mom made these for me when I was young), Carolina, Italian, Hawaiian, and the Cleveland. They look tasty.
Eli Garcia
dios mio
Benjamin Bennett
she sounds like an autist saying ricotta
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Christian Garcia
CUTE
Tyler Ross
Thanks for reminding me. He put out 2 videos a few hours ago.
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Landon Foster
this is now a Principal Wexler thread
James Ramirez
>masturbating my strawberries
What did she mean by that?
Leo Brooks
they should open a restaurant where you can take a "world tour" in hot dogs (ending in Chicago, of course)
Thomas Garcia
SPAAA-GHEEEETTIII
Blake Turner
Wait what lol source
Mason Garcia
That would be cool!
Ryder Morales
She's pure Italian, Mohammad.
Gabriel Ross
retard can't even say mozzarella
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Lucas Hill
Fucker talks like he’s out of breath after each sentence
Robert Perry
I got a mozzarella stick for her
Lucas Miller
Wow just reading about her, she is a total slut. She looks like one too. Little cooking skank.
Evan Hernandez
Can somebody post evidence that she is a floozie?
Noah Thomas
I want a claire mommy gf!
Austin Martinez
she says parmesan like a normal person, so idk why she bothers to say the other words like shit
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there's always those stories that float around that she's a slut, but it's all rumors, never any proof
i'd bust a load of melted MOOEZZZAHRELLLA all over her toes too but she still talks like an idiot
Julian Myers
Ryder Cox
you can't over-accent parmesan
Anthony Wright
You need to get over it. His recipes are good.
Christian Kelly
I've learned so much about cooking from Alton.
Tyler Martin
they need to be creamy ;^)
Oliver Lopez
you can say what all faggots who overpronounce that word say, parmegeano reggiano or whatever the fuck
Hunter Robinson
She's a goldigging selfish slut, retard. Rumors don't start for no reason. She's looking to be with multiple men who can advance her career. Stop defending this skank.
Her ex husband brought her little slut ass to the cleaners though.
"The female chef has already been taken to the cleaners on her own breakup. Unhindered by a prenup, husband Thompson got to keep their $3.2 million home in Pacific Palisades and half of De Laurentiis’s millions of dollars in unpaid book advances while receiving $9,000 in monthly child-support payments for 7-year-old daughter Jade (the parents have joint custody)."
Jack Brown
more like eclair
I'd let her ass do terrible things to my face
Logan Davis
pretty sure she's a homewrecker and hooked up with a married bobby flay a couple of years back. i don't like her fake italian nonsense bs. mario batalli studied italian cuisine in italy but you never hear him gloat about real italian cooking he's too busy groping his waitresses
Hunter Sanchez
test kitchen mommy
Levi Green
Why is it so hard to beat him Yea Forums? The best episodes are when somebody shows up with a signature dish they have made 100's of times and Rob says "shit I haven't made this since culinary school" and still manages to BTFO the competition.
Tyler Richardson
me too user, me too
Jayden Wright
She got that wide monkey nose thing going a little bit but I would still slurp her butthole for hours don't get me wrong.
Logan Reyes
visualize der reicht
Asher Lee
Peruvian is great
Jace Ramirez
she worked better on the show before they replaced the bald host with her
Colton Price
Anyone who worships chefs as they would royalty and stands at attention saying yes chef, yes chef like theyre in the military is the highest order of fucking queer.
I hope lazy fat people starve to death.
Alexander Taylor
Sweden and Norway what the FUCK are you doin, even Denmark stylin on your stupid asses. Hit me wit dat BMore
Jack Edwards
For me it's Emmy and her tight butthole.
Robert King
I recently found out Jenny Jones of 80's and 90's talk show fame has a cooking YouTube channel. She's good too. I learned how to make some great hash browns watching her.
Ethan Rodriguez
citation needed
Luke Martin
I will squash you like the bug you are