Assassination of Jesse James by Coward Robert Ford

This movie was a masterpiece. It was so good most people didn't get it, they said it was too long. I think most people are shitty with short attention spans. It was some of the best acting, most gorgeous cinematography, and authenticity to recreating 1880s America on film that I have seen. We in the U.S. are so dishonest about telling the stories of our past usually going for the sensationalist and easy. This movie is not easy; it is haunting, moody, and soulful and gives the story of Jesse James the psychological treatment it deserved.

What does Yea Forums think?

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Brad Pitt told me to fuck off on the set of this movie. Best years of my life.

KEK really? Didn't think he would be rude IRL.

He was more pissed off at the situation than me, I just happened to be in the trailer

Completely agree OP it's my favorite film of all time. The soundtrack alone is better than most films.

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pure kino

Brie Larson was in this film, kek.

>Jesse was increasingly cavalier, merry, moody, fey, unpredictable. If his gross anatomy suggested a strong smith in his twenties, his actual physical constitution was that of a man who was incrementally dying. He was sick with rheums and aches and lung congestions, he tilted against chairs and counters and walls, in cold weather he limped with a cane. He coughed incessantly when lying down, his clever mind was often in conflict, insomnia stained his eye sockets like soot, he seemed in a state of mourning. He counteracted the smell of neglected teeth with licorice and candies, he browned his graying hair with dye, he camouflaged his depressions and derangements with masquerades of extreme cordiality, courtesy, and good will toward others.

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Was she? What the fuck?

I can't find anything on IMDB I don't think that's true

The dialogues are so fucking kino.

>He was ashamed of his persiflage, his boasting, his pretensions of courage and ruthlessness; he was sorry about his cold-bloodedness, his dispassion, his inability to express what he now believed was the case- that he truly regretted killing Jesse, that he missed the man as much as anybody and wished his murder hadn't been necessary. Even as he circulated his saloon he knew that the smiles disappeared when he passed by. He received so many menacing letters that he could read them without any reaction except curiosity. He kept to his apartment all day, flipping over playing cards, looking at his destiny in every King and Jack. Edward O'Kelly came up from Bachelor at one P.M. on the 8th. He had no grand scheme. No strategy. No agreement with higher authorities. Nothing but a vague longing for glory, and a generalized wish for revenge against Robert Ford. Edward O'Kelly would be ordered to serve a life sentence in the Colorado Penitentiary for second degree murder. Over seven thousand signatures would eventually be gathered in a petition asking for O'Kelly's release, and in 1902, Governor James B. Ullman would pardon the man. There would be no eulogies for Bob, no photographs of his body would be sold in sundries stores, no people would crowd the streets in the rain to see his funeral cortege, no biographies would be written about him, no children named after him, no one would ever pay twenty-five cents to stand in the rooms he grew up in. The shotgun would ignite, and Ella Mae would scream, but Robert Ford would only lay on the floor and look at the ceiling, the light going out of his eyes before he could find the right words.

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(((IMDB)))

Some people complain about the narration but I just love it so much. Fun fact the narration was originally done by the assistant director Hugh Ross as a stand in since it was supposed to be replaced later. Andrew Dominik liked it so much though he kept it in the final cut

I'll tell you one thing for certain, you don't mind dying once you peaked over to the other side

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If someone told me that this is the best American film of all time, I wouldn't argue.

oops my bad Brie Larson was not in the film.

Americans used to be so cool. What the fuck happened to you guys?

I really can't express how much I love this film. This is especially high praise considering that 2007 was packed with some of the best films of the 21st century. I think Assassination stands above them all

>I look at my red hands and my mean face and I wonder about that man that's gone so wrong

Pure kino

Great year for cinema. There Will Be Blood, No Country for Old Men and this.

It's a shame Assassination doesn't get as much love as the other two. I hope Andrew Dominik directs another film soon I think he's an extraordinary director

Did you watch his Nick Cave documentary?
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No I'll check it out though thanks man. Did you watch Killing Them Softly? If so what were your thoughts?

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I liked it. The social commentary could've been better incorporated, but great crime thriller otherwise.

based

Did you even watch the movie?

very heavy-handed. the final dialogue is painful. the type of thing you expect to hear from a cyncial 17 year old. overall it was pretty entertaining yet forgettable

Yea I liked it myself just hard to follow up arguably the greatest film of the 21st century

What kind of retarded question is that? How does my comment imply I didn’t? Don’t ever reply to me with such a stupid question again.

I just don't get how you come away from the film with that.

You begin by chastising people for not “getting it” and then go on to praise the film using the most basic descriptions possible: “Best acting”? “Gorgeous cinematography”? What was good about the acting? Why was the cinematography gorgeous?

Don’t get me wrong I appreciate a thread that promotes discussion but this surface level overview is what I’d expect from r/movies.

Bro I'm a bit of a retard.

Based and redpilled. One of the rare movies that refused to suck Obama's dick during his presidency

Not OP but I think people mistakenly walk into this film expecting a traditional western. This film is much more akin to a Greek tragedy. Jesse is depicted as a broken down man who has almost lost his mind, a far cry from the sort of character people were expecting from Brad Pitt. There is this dance of death going on between Jesse and Bob ala The Seventh Seal. I've never seen such themes explored in a western I think Assassination is the only film which I'd call beautiful

based

Really strange little movie with a dark, kind of trippy atmosphere. Like if Refn or Gaspar Noe tried to make a Coen Bros film. The plotline is totally pointless and that feels deliberate to the nihilistic message it's sending, but it still makes for an unsatisfying viewing experience. The scenes with James Gandolfini are pure kino but there are only a couple of them.

I watched this kino for the CHANTIX MAN.

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There's also a scene where the dirty Australian cunt is shooting heroin while his buddy is freaking out asking him if he told anyone about the robbery they did and it feels like it goes on for like 10 fucking minutes, but it's kind of top banter that Andrew Dominik made the Australian character literally the vilest most strung out piece of shit loser in any movie ever.

watch this parody
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Andrew Dominik was born in New Zealand, no? Figures KEK

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and...
Superbad
Eastern Promises
Sunshine

Pretentious trash, I bet you guys also like PTAs movies

Stopped watching after 50 minutes. Affleck is almost as unbearable as that incel from Evangelion.

Why do you think Casey was unbearable?

how was it pretentious?

Absolutely obnoxious loser. Babbling like a retard, unmasculine and needy.

that was part of his character progression. notice how he's even called a coward in the title

Who are your favorite filmmakers?
>wants every character to be likeable so he can feel good

This needs a UHD HDR release

It's great.

a cinema where I live plays it about twice a year

based

It was to a degree I found too much to be enjoyable. It was pure cringe.

>I found too much to be enjoyable
huh?

yes he's cringy literally the first scene is elder James telling him to fuck off because he's so cringy, the entire film they make fun of him for being such a fanboy soi-boy

Yeah, but I don't want to watch such shit. If you have to have an annoying cunt of a character, don't give him that much screentime.

Jesus..

Same director as Chopper.

the term 'character study' is completely lost on you eh?

>generic sad mmmmmmm violin
>best of all time

This is how easily you spot an autist with no taste

Why do people say the narrator is unreliable.
Could I please get some examples of why he is?

nobody says that

Yeah, I was 16 like you once, friend

I can see why people think that. The intro narration says things like "rooms were hotter when James was in them, clocks slowed, etc" I think the narration is based on an idealized version of Jesse seeing as the entire film makes it a point that he's painfully human.

>it seemed like
he didn't say rooms literally got hotter

You know what I mean. The intro narration was clearly based on the myth of Jesse James. Though later on in the film the narrator does talk about Jesse honestly so I can't really say for certain. I understand though where the idea of an unreliable narrator comes from

Nothing interesting about a little bitch who ends up killing someone.

go shit up another thread

Well where is that?

>get out of my echo chamber
I didn't say the movie was inherently shit, faggot. It's not my cup of tea though, that's for sure. If you enjoy watching some mentally challenged incel sperg out for 2.5h, it's fine.

yea I know

Why didn't you like it? Specifically I mean

>happened to be in the trailer
You were IN the trailer? Post proof.

I think this is what he means by trailer. Dude was probably in Pitt's or something

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Ford annoyed the shit out of me and there was too little to make up for him. Direction is nice, actors are all good but the Robert Ford character was so repulsive (especially considering how much screentime he got), I stopped watching.

aus, but they already played it in Nov, so probably won't again until may

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nice

>St Kilda

I'm so sorry

The character of Ford is intentionally made that way. It's a part of his arc. Watch til the end and you'll see how he matures and changes. He's annoying sure but I think Casey does a great job of humanizing him. By the end I was genuinely sad and moved by his performance

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Quality film discussion on Yea Forums? where am I?

its actually in widsor right on the border

This brainlet isnt worth arguing with

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Do assholes talk and make noise throughout the movies in that theater

brad pitt's acting was pretty shit, as usual. only outstanding scene with him was when he was clowning ford in front of his family during dinner.

Seems I really offended this incel.

I bet you guys also like PTAs movies
The only 21st century movie better than this is The Master, so yes.

if anyone talked or clapped or w/e the fuck Americans do they'd be kicked out, unless its a thing like the room or rocky horror or grease

>tfw 4 hours cut never ever

Brad Pitt has the same laugh in every movie. It really breaks the immersion. Must be the hardest thing to do as an actor: coming up with an actual laugh that you thinks fits your character and make it seem spontaneous. Crying is easy. Laughter must be the hardest shit. Pitt just goes the onions way and laughs like he would in real life. And it's a shitty laugh.

tfw

Best we could get is the 180 minute director's cut Dominik talked about a few years ago. Apparently, (((they))) cut Brad Pitt's best moments.

How was Pitts acting in the film ?

very good

Curse you, online troll.

As always

Yea but this one is especially good. Here's a little sneak peak if you're interested in watching this film. I'd highly recommend it

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What? Brad was great in it, its basically the defining role of his career. After that all hes done is bad versions of Jesse.
Also, this scene
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His laugh gets me everytime.

It is the best american film. And remember you said you wouldn't argue faggot, so you have to accept it is.

>He also had a condition that was referred to as "granulated eyelids" and it caused him to blink more than usual as if he found creation slightly more than he could accept.

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I've watched this movie like ten times bruh

My god what just happened?

my bad b I thought you were someone else

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directed by an Australian. soundtrack by Australians

I'm not even that big of Brad Pitt fan, but he's legit great in this role.

It's underrated kino. The more you watch it, the more you like it.