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time for Alita
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just saw Alita for the 4th time
she’s more adorable each time
Just watched it for the 4 time tonight, alita a cute!
I can't wait to go to the theater and see it again in IMAX 3d, this weekend!
Hopefully we can get a sequel bros, go again to the theater bros, for alita!
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Reminder to the lurkers. Yea Forums DOES NOT like this pleb trash
the cycle is never wrong
>plebs come to Yea Forums to talk about it and spew their optimistic and positive opinions about it
>the patrician regular posters either wait for for the rip or are in the minority
>the plebs leave because they have other boards to shitpost on
>all that's left are the regular Yea Forums posters
>they usually hate it since movies like this tend to be shit
Sadly yes, but we still have one weekend left. Let's make it a good one.
>Thinking it bombed
Bruh, this shit will reach profit territory the end of it's run.
>mfw thinking about edward norton getting that ridiculous haircut and dye job and generally having fun playing nova
I wonder about the marketing for the movie. Would more ads have done it? More youtube ads?
I didn't see anyone talking about this movie at all and that's the problem, they didn't get regular people talking about it.
sad but true movie didnt even scratch pacific rim numbers neither pacific rim 2.
from watching the behind the scenes it looks like everyone had a blast working on the movie.
Chances the movie lasts in U.S. theaters until next weekend? My nephew kinda wants to see it
>Just to continue the discussion:
Did anyone else notice that her body in the last shot of her standing on the motorball platform was a completely different body from the berserker one? It wasn't just armor she wore over it like everyone assumes - if you look at her armpit joints for example - they are way to open, thin and mechanical to be the full berserker body.
Knowing this, how do you think they will work this into the sequel? Why will Alita have switched bodies? Will we jump into the movie right from where this one left off, or will we have to go back to just after Hugo's death and cover her life after?
And most importantly, will we see her personality shift, to
>Punished Alita: A Fallen Angel
>box office has not been updated for five days.
>Sadly yes
Reminder to the lurkers. /ABAG/ DOES NOT like pleb trash
the cycle is never wrong
>plebs come to /ABAG/ to shitpost and spew their vitriol and negative opinions about Alita: Battle Angel
>the patrician regular /ABAG/ posters either do not take the bait or tell the plebs to fuck off
>the plebs get bored and leave because they have other threads to shitpost in
>all that's left are the regular /ABAG/ posters
>plebs hate Alita: Battle Angel since it is a near flawless movie that will be discussed on Yea Forums for decades to come
>You had her heart in your hands... and you let her live.
>I did.
>Why?
>...because I'm a doctor... and... I'm a mother. Somehow I forgot that.
It's over, man. Take the L with grace, sit down, be humble.
>mfw we're only 30 generals away from #100
how time flies
How far down on the box office list will this movie have to fall before you shill faggots will give up on this piece of shit?
>I don't mean to be rude, but am I suppose to know you?
I'm so mad alita bombed and some sjw capeshit won't. Fucking bugmen.
>kinda
don't force shit on kids or they'll hate it
Dude, it will be in theaters for a few more weeks.
Alita restores faith in humanity.
These threads are maximum comfy.
They should have done what game companies do and bought the shit out of big youtube names.
I first saw people talking about this on youtube and decided to check it out because people said it's actually great.
I don't think that normal TV trailers cut it anymore. They should experiment with the influencer market to get people talking. Word of mouth is what sold this movie, not the trailers.
Mousedrone are so afraid of Alita
I think that was the worst line in the whole movie. It just felt really forced and kinda out of place.
I'm gonna go for a third time likely next week. Maybe the the week after if she's still in some screens. This is why hug multiplexes are the best, pinnacle of capitalism. Play all the movies, get all the audience.
your mom bombed you out of her ass
It was one of the worst advertising companies I have seen.
Worse only in 2049.
I looked at Alita four times today.
But I would NOT go to the film if it were not for my younger brother who reminded me of him.
She will have an arc, and be emo halfway through the sequel then pull out of it.
Or if they wanna go kino they could let #2 end on a bitter note and have it pick back up in the 3rd. They'd probably only do that if they had the budget to film 2 and 3 back to back.
350 MILLION BY SUNDAY
450 MILLION BY END OF RUN
LET'S FUCKING GO
>they update it
>mfw +10 million global
>Mousedrone are so afraid of Alita
Thank god Yea Forums is getting their mod to take care of the shill mod/janitor here
Lol nice bait
Blessed post
I only heard about it because I subscribe to Junkie XL on YouTube.
Maybe she's learned to consciously control the Berserker's nanite mumbojumbo
Mousedron no ordinary viewer.
>written before the invasion
>written well after and several invasions later
I will cherish getting my next paycheck and pay for another Alita.
Fuck your mercy
It shows the healing power of Alita. Normally people are too proud to admit they are wrong, but Chiren realized in the moment at the church that what she really missed and was seeking was that emotion that she saw there. I can believe that.
alita game on /f/
That could be... I haven't read the full manga yet but these thread have spoiled me to her going through multiple, changed each time when her last one is destroyed or stolen
Maybe then she somehow loses the body and Nova takes it and modifies it for Zapan?
Cute little game! A little random, but am saving that.
>Thanks Hugo
I made Alita: Space Cowboy Angel version
FUCK, I died
I'm sorry, Gally, I couldn't save you ;_;
>that sexy newfound confidence when she walks into the bar and zapan starts hitting on her and she bantz with him
>You see that bar? We're raising it.
Kek
>Farms and out-lands adventures.
Worthy of a sequel, Nova Coerce's Alita's brain to work for his Mysterious purposes. Then secretly plots against Trinidad. (he copies her brain)
Reminder that James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is... James Cameron.
fuck off Brie
>implying
Based on the rotten tomatoes scoring of "how many people want to watch it" that they quickly shoahed, Captain Marvel will bomb. No one wants to watch it, they're all waiting for Endgame in April.
No budget too steep no sea too deep hip hey it's James Cameron!
WTF I want to see emo goth Alita.
can't wait to get the bluray. action movie of the year
TO PEOPLE SKILLED WITH PHOTOSHOP: a request...
Can you make an image macro like this for Alita? With scars and eyepatch and all? And then add the caption
>Punished Alita: A Fallen Angel
Alita will heal you forever.
James Cameron loves us. That's why he blessed us with such an amazing woman, her heart, her drive, her personality, she's the embodiment of of a perfect protagonist.
It's going to open to more in China than Flopita Flop Floppel did.
She probably realized Alita, who her-ex husband loved, was as close to Hugo dying as Ido had been when their daughter died while she hadn't been there and then left him alone.
I will make that soon, I already have the template for it.
until sequel confirmed
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Bretty good
It will be the preview for the sequel
I like it but I wish it wasn't so easy to spam fire at things off screen before you even see them.
>When you see how big a heart Alita has, what she stands for, and how she majorly kicks ass, you’re going to fall in love with her the way I have.
Uh huh you keep telling yourself that people want to watch the charismatic and ass fat black hole that is Captain Foot Fungus.
>censoring a metal heart
never change nippon
What's it all say
It'll still be going through regular theaters but IMAX is most definitely getting removed soon.
>Alita has several bodies during the course of the film: Cybergirl, Berserker, and Motorballer. "Each of these bodies had a different movement style, and therefore meant a different way of thinking about Rosa's performance," Letteri says, describing the process. "When creating Alita's body, we knew developing a visual language of mannerisms and posture based on Rosa's movements was essential to maintaining Alita's character as she changed physical form throughout the film. Her Cybergirl body alone had 7,700 pieces, including her intricate mechanical internal elements and clothing. Alita's Cybergirl body is made from distinct material types comprised of different metals and featuring an alabaster skin with unique light scattering properties. Despite this mix of materials, we always made sure that each of Alita's bodies could move fluidly to capture the gracefulness or Rosa's performance.
from the art book
Anyone got any good suggestions for songs to make movie cuts with once we get blu rays? Things that really make you think of Alita
Swan Song being a given
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For sure that's a good one
I even like the Linkin Park version
I know the big heading in red is "Alita is cute" followed by hearts, and it seems the scenes depicted are variations on that theme
Gally's theme
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Yo, I dunno about you guys, but I got mad Bloodborne vibes from Waltz, when he had his weapon in the alleyway. He's literally a fucking hunter. Imagine an Alita-aesthetic Bloodborne game where you can upgrade your body with machine parts, and hunt bounties and shit
my fucking dick
Atilla is a nigger and so are you
I think the Waltz hunter killer outfit is one of the best outfits in the film
I also got that vibe.
come on man
You're not wrong about at least one of those things.
Couldn't find a scar, but made this in 20 minutes.
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THE SINS NEVER DIE
Just saw this movie, it was fucking great.
I really hope there's a cool special edition made for it. I don't care if I have to import it, as long as it's not region locked to something I can't use in America.
I thought he looked dumb as hell.
Beautiful
waltz is the doctor, not nova
anyone knows what font is this?
It would be sick if Alita had a rock soundtrack like Flash Gordon
Yes I know.
Anyhow, he's that kind looking father figure type of actor. They should have him wear a mask when he's hunting.
Twitter doesn't like James Cameron. His same post on Instagram got a lot more attention.
>"Come on user let's cuddle... don't make me force you again!!"
Agreed, the soundtrack was one of the worst aspects of the movie for me
While it's serviceable, it's also painfully generic, and does little to be unique to the distinctive aesthetic of the world and fights
Mahershala looks kino as fuck here
delete this.
>He doesn't like the soundtrack
What do you mean you don't? Grewishka's Revenge and Motorball not good?
>_man_screaming_at_glass_br2049.jpg
I added a scar
Okay, but you have to give me kisses too.
We all did Hugo... we all did...
FINE FINE FINE I'M GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN TOMORROW MORNING
The eyes were not a mistake. The eyes make it better. Goddammit.
hope you like it and user with template do a better job.
good night
Shit, nice work. Improved it.
friendly reminder that hugo touched alita's metal pussy and You not.
What does it feel like caress the cheek of the girl you love? Cells.
thank you
brutal
HIS NAME IS JAAAAAAAAAAMES JAMES CAMEROOOOOOOON, THE GREATEST PIONEEEEEEER
>"Ok, I will even bite you... but stop seeing that guy Vector, I don't like him..."
When he asks "where am I now?" and she answers "with me"
That's what it feels like
Togetherness
Why is Yea Forumseddit cancer not trying to fit in anymore?
About all those 720p videos were all made by me. Same as the one with the art book transcribing on pastebin.
The hammer looked really obtuse though and made even worse considering Waltz isn't experienced with action
It looked like a weapon that only someone jacked as fuck would use
No, it makes sense. His entire gameplan is to sneak up on people and since he probably only has one chance, to make that strike count.
there is no implication that they fucked and besides it's probably impossible anyway
I'm not a weeb.
To me Waltz was the best in the film
is this really that good or are u all just saying fuck u to main stream reviewers
Looking forward to more Alita kino
>That feeling when Alita will never cradle up next to you and kiss you passionately
Why even live?
>Come on user let's cuddle
>sneaking up on people
>with a fuckhuge cartoon hammer like bugs bunny
just use a crossbow or something for gods sake
Within cells interlinked.
Within cells interlinked.
Within cells interlinked.
I wrote this short story
Did you somehow miss the part where they explain that ranged weapons are ding dong bannu
original drawing of Gally source?
I love this movie so much.
Made it a bit slower just because.
>tfw sitting through previews
>preview for pic related plays
I'm actually kinda interested in if crossbows would be illegal. They're not guns technically speaking but I also don't trust Hugo's interpretation of that law
Because there's someone out there for you that will
God, that lip tremble. Almost like she's scared and excited because she's never felt this before, someone loving her this much.
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yeah just imagine if some over the top rock riffs like this were playing during the fight scenes. The closet thing we got was the bar fight scene. The actual soundtrack seemed like a pretty cookie cutter "epic" soundtrack, kinda boring
Just finished this up
i dont think butt rock would fit alita some steve aoki tunes would be more grand.
fucking kek I love it
hard mode: make a tracklist
i dunno dude.
i loved the manga when i was a teenager and the movie didn't disappoint me
in this part the face goes uncanny valley in my opinion
Cute, but I suck at it :/
Corrected version
Motorball Massacre
Servant of Hell
Halfway to Heaven
Circle of Iron
Where Angels Lie
Call From Judas
I love it
they said GUNS are banned.
And besides there are many more subtle weapons to ambush people with than a fucking reinhardt hammer
Mahershala tends to do that.
During the movie I was thinking if it was 15 years earlier it'd be Wesley Snipes in that role.
Yeah, I also got Bloodborne vibes when he was gearing up in his flashback scene, I think. He puts on the hat and picks up the hammer and looks like he's headed onto the streets of Yharnam.
Wesley Snipes could definitely still pull off a role like this
record it in your uncle's garage and you've got a solid 90%+ on metal archives easy with that combo
ty kindly saved
Her lack of fear is the best part omg
NO FEAR
NO PAIN
愛の前に立つ限り
I run the BAA "Kudos! List", which is a collection of references in all Alita-related media. I'm gearing up for the movie-related update soon... if you saw any references in the movie (like "better rule in hell than serve in heaven" reference from Paradise Lost), feel free to share them and I'll be sure to include it with my update!
She did fear for Ido's and Hugo's safety
needs to be edited to include "Offered her heart to somebody for love" to complete the contrast and will be perfect.
>getting ready to seeing a motorball game on TV with ALITA
>you have bought oranges, chocolate and a strange chocolate that resembles the format of an orange
>the TV is right in front of your bed so you just doze off for a few minutes
>you wake up and see that ALITA is by the window, just looking at you sleeping and smiling
>"Hey..." she says
>"Didn't see you there, come on in, I got you something you will love"
>her eyes brighten up even more when she sees what you bought for her, she seem to be really curious about the orange like chocolate
>"Wanna try this one? I mean, you like oranges AND chocolate so I thought you would like it"
>she just nods her head happily and closes her eyes and open her mouth
>you feed her one slice of the orange chocolate
>she makes the same face she did the first time you got her chocolate
>"now I have a new favourite food!" she says
>"glad you liked it, so, the motorball game is about to start, guess we can watch it in here" you point to the bed
>she seems a bit tense at first but just end up nodding her head while looking at you
>you both get on the bed, both on each side, it is a very comfy bed
>you turn on the TV and motorball is playing
>she seem a bit tense since she got in the bed, she doesn't move a lot and seem to be too aware of the situation
>you reach out for her hand, which tremble a little bit as you touch it
>you start playing with her fingers, caressing them, you can see she is smiling from the side of you eye
>"Hey user..." she breaks the silence
>"C-Can I move a bit closer to you...?"
>"Yeah, no problem, it is a bit chilly today"
>"Yeah..." she says, looking at your eyes and then looking down
>she gets closer to you, a bit awkwardly, and rests her head on your chest
>her left leg is also resting on your leg now so you are supporting part of her body
>"Am I heavy..?" she says worried
>"Not really, your new body is really light"
>"I see.." she seem relieved as she smiles and snuggles up to you more, forgetting motorbal..
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Thank god an actually decent interview, I can't stand the ones where the interviewer is loud and annoying as fuck constantly trying to make shitty jokes and act like they're top shit. Thanks for the share user this is good stuff
>you wake up and see that ALITA is by the window
And died fast.
KT Tunstall - Suddenly I See
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was planning out a motorball music vid in my mind today while watching for 4th time
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this is so wholesome
Only mangabros will get this youtube.com
I already took 4 of my bros to go watch it, so I did my part, however, it is gonna be in imax for another week, so I'm gonna take 4 other autists to go watch it, 3 hour drive though, but I want alita to succeed, it makes no fucking sense that black panther and captain marvel get shilled to high fucking heaven with no effort or heart is in either of those movies, yet this one is getting memory holed
Yeah she doesn't really ever display fear. She does show deference to Ito when he comes into the bar, and she looks frustrated during the ruins Grewishka fight.
I can't wait to see that guy eat the bluray
>tfw actually got a little hot-eyed a couple eyes during the movie
>"because I love you"
Kino
Me too user, that was some sad shit
It hurts me to know chances are we'll never see her again.
so is this movie good or its just a meme cuz of a cute robot girl?
>mfw people say soundtrack is bad
Were we watching the same movie? The style's a little bit generic but it has the same feeling as best Zimmer and Williams scores - heavily leitmotifed, easily recognizeable melodies (especially Alita's own), very good mood-making. Also, motorball.mp3.
It's actually good.
>Alita will make $3billion
>It will sweep the Academy Awards next year
>This Halloween every girl from young to old will dress up like their hero Alita, except for that one weird fat girl who nobody likes will dress up like Captain Marvel (who will then proceed to be bullied)
>Alita Cinematic Universe takes Hollywood by storm
>Construction on “Alita Land” begins and will be put next to Disneyland. Leaving Disney on suicide watch
>James Cameron wins the Nobel prize for bringing Alita into our silver screens
>The UN declares January 31st World Alita Day. This leads to World Peace forever
>This leads to World Peace forever
I can't believe Alita healed the world.
I kinda wish I could set Robert Rodriquez into a time-loop groudhog day style to re-live May 2016-February 14th 2019 until Alita gets a 90+ RT, 80+ MC, A+ Cinimascore and grosses $1bn+.
I wonder how many times it'd take him to pull it off. Then I'd compare this version to the version after he made and remade it time after time to see which areas changed the most and which areas stayed the same.
Just randomly scrolled my social media feed. Someone has named a puppy Alita. In my city, even. Should I take her in my care?
Translation of the most important phrase: "for the kind and caring hands, a true angel - Alita".
Alita looks so happy. If you do, be ready to treat her right.
I dig it.
I'm pissed that it wasn't marketed better tbqh
that was literally the only way he dropped the ball
These generals have got to be the cringiest shit I've ever seen on this board. Waifufaggotry is one thing, but you totally-not-shills take embarrassment to a whole new level. Pathetic behavior including, but not restricted to:
1. Pretending James Cameron is some outsider shunned by Hollywood, and the Powers that Be are destroying his movie to spite him.
2. Bragging about how many times you've repeat viewed this movie in theaters.
3. Claiming that that all estimates of this movie's budget are in fact lies created by Disney, and the movie really only cost a few million to make.
There's cope, and then there's these threads.
I wonder if the fixed eyes were in the first trailer if it wouldn't have turned so many people off (I admit I was one of the people who initially wasn't into it. It wasn't about the eyes though)
That is the kinda thing he could fix in a time-loop. I think that first trailer hurt it, the one they put out before they had the eyes right.
Hello, fellow Nizhegorodets. Taking care of dogs is a big responsibility. It's not just a project you can take up and toss away at will. She could be with you for the next fifteen or more years. Do that only if you're truly prepared.
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imagine being retarded enough to give this site money
Nice pasta. Pass user are the cringiest things on 4chin.
Sounds like you need to
Privet, zemlyak. I am certainly not prepared. My heart just started beating a bit harder when I saw it.
You know that no matter how much you'll shill this movie CapMarvel will still destroy it?
I'd rather die free than live as a slave
You say that as if it makes a difference to either you or me
fuck i live in NiNo too
today i saw this webm with russian real life Alita
Don't forget.
>inspires many people to go into cybernetics, robotics and space travel.
>we enter a new age where robowaifus space internet and spaceships are a thing.
Alita is a miracle.
I hadn't even heard of her til like 10 days ago
t. out of loop pro
>implying i give a shit about marvel
I love Alita because of Alita, I don't love Alita because I hate marvel, I don't care about marvel
Holy fucking based!
Damn that last punch tho
Is this panzer kunst?
>"I always say that I'd rather rule in hell than serve in heaven. Amongst the normies we'd be another face in the crowd, but with Alita fans, we could live like kings"
>drunker-kunst
IMAX was amazing, holy shit. That's 3.
hot
That man in the grey jacket was /healedbyalita/
SHE DOES NOT STAND BY IN THE PRESENCE OF EVIL
WTF I thought you guys told me girls can't beat up guys because they're little?
At least three guys from the same city of Nizhny Novgorod. The question is: are we retarded enough to go to an IMAX screening with a chocolate and an orange?
To be fair that guy is fat and drunk
>"You just made the biggest mistake of your life"
Heck no, I already saw it three times.
Alita is real life. I bet she is cute too.
Well, yeah. I did it two times. Same place too.
So anime really is real.
I WANT MORE ALITA
A woman cannot beat a man who is at his peak of mental and physical ability
But if he is a fat slob he can beat him
That sadness part is actually fear. Fear not for her life, but for Hugo's.
Never underestimate Panzer Kunst.
>"And what's that?
Four times, go for a fifth today
Sometimes I think that I'm the only one who has watched her so many times and you are memeing me but I don't really care, the movie is so good and makes my day better
You are not the only one. I can assure you.
Lets do it. I can watch it with another fellow Yea Forumstard. This will be my 5th time.
Please dont stand by in the presence of evil.
If this had been part of my life when I was a wee lad, I'd probably have some kind of fetish for doll-joints.
Judging by the length of the post I expected to be a little mad after reading but it was just weak bait.
F+ Come and see me after class
5h of March? I am down for it. Buy a ticket, post a seat number and row, and I'll take a seat near you. 21:10, please, I've got work in the morning.
Just read the 9th vol. WHAT the hell bros?
Anyway if there's gonna be a third film it is gonna be the kinoest action film of all time.
>you have never felt/will feel love this pure
hits me hard man
>WHAT the hell bros
The author had a Japanese cold. Last Order retcons the ending and leads you down a new path of space karate.
A normie friend I haven't spoken to in a very long time just invited me and like, 3 other people to go and watch this in Imax on Saturday. Guess I'm seeing it for the third time after all. The strange thing is, he's the last person I expected to care about this movie but he was super excited on the phone. Flop or not, Alita is a cult hit with guaranteed following. Based Rodriguez. Based. Cameron. Based Kishiro.
The author thought that he were going to die so he abruptly ended Alita. Years later he came back and rewrote the ending to continue the story.
Great to hear, we gonna make it boys
Based Rosa as well. Have fun at Imax.
The more people read the manga, the more they would want to see the sequel. I guess if Alita did not pass the box office test, we will have to wait until fatass Americans discovered it on Netflix 4 months later.
I agree, the soundtrack did it's job and more. One thing I will say though is that I would have liked a more electronic synth sounding arrangement in some places as a throwback to the era BAA manga first came out (1990). The OST has beautiful synths in some parts but I would have like a little more.
Done. We dont stand by.
Yes, her performance was supernatural and really elevated the character.
He had an Anno-style mental breakdown
Wait a second. Are you going with someone?
Sorry, was meant for
Does Last Order have an ending?
> Wait a second. Are you going with someone?
> with another fellow Yea Forumstard
4th time for him.
Well yeah, that's why we've got Mars Chronicle now.
It's all good, thanks
Is that a prequel?
Waltz no you can't take her she's 3D
It has extensive flashbacks but it's also the sequel to Last Order.
He's channeling his inner Ido.
I AM NOT STANDING BY
Nice :3
Based Rod, he read Cams script and saw his vision and was healed.
why are the prices is Pokedollar?
It is pretty odd seeing mostly couples watching the film in my theatre and then there's just me.
Excitement Alita is so adorable. I want to protect that smile
Rubles. They've got the same value as pokedollars in 2019. :c
Requesting K walking side by side with Alita with big smiles on their faces.
crazy, I never knew the symbol for Rubles
>Honey, look, that guy's alone again...
>Don't look at him sugarplum, he's probably jerking off
>He's so gross and creepy
>We should let the ushers know about him
Rosa really is super cute. I wish I was American, spic girls are my fetish.
This is why I'm too self-conscious to eat in the theatre anymore.
AlitaChads dont care about what others think and prefer to enjoy movies alone.
Its also comfier since you can take several seats for yourself.
People just focus on the movie, or their companions. Eat away, you're not causing a scene.
>Dude, dude do you see that?
>What?
>That guy's fucking EATING POPCORN
>So?
>So look at the way he's eating it
>WHAT THE FUCK
>LOOK AT
>JESUS CHRIST I'M PUTTING THIS ON YOUTUBE
>AHAHAAHA
>LOOK AT THE WAY HE'S EATING IT
>OMG
No but seriously though why don't you eat in the theater anymore?
Jesus Christ, she's cute as hell.
I can hear myself chew and think I'm bothering other people's experience.
I don't really eat in public spaces really.
She's so tiny too.
She's also very crazy.
Idk, most of us aren't bothered by your existence, user.
It is not the power of the body... it is the power of the mind
Yeah, I heard that she's a bit obsessive and (obviously) a lefty but somehow that doesn't detract from what I think of her. Not that it matters, her role as Alita has been immortalized.
We need her face edited into this.
Are you the guy on his phone right now at the back row with a grill wearing a Mickey Mouse hoodie?
No lmao, I would never use my phone in the kinoplex
>A genetically engineered creature composed entirely of organic substance
>Treated like shit by everyone.
>Brain in a tin can
>Loved by all.
>1.59m
>5'3"
Imagine what you could do to that smol body, fucking hell
I'd stick my dick in that crazy despite all the warnings about never sticking your dick in crazy. I'm into obsessive and possessive girls. Also I'm already kinda a lefty so I'm fine with that too.
it was a different time
To be fair that tin can the brain is in is adorable.
Skinjobs can fuck right off.
IMAGINE
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A real human brain
And a real hero
Based and checkpilled.
Yanderes might be fun in anime but theyre absolute shit irl. Have fun with fake pregnancies, STD scares, gossips and eternal drama
how tall is Rod? looks like 6'4
>>Dude, dude do you see that?
>>What?
>>That guy's fucking EATING POPCORN
>>So?
>>So look at the way he's eating it
>>WHAT THE FUCK
>>LOOK AT
>>JESUS CHRIST I'M PUTTING THIS ON YOUTUBE
>>AHAHAAHA
>>LOOK AT THE WAY HE'S EATING IT
>>OMG
You post this in jest but it's true for me, I wasn't able to eat alone in public for 35 years and I'm still too self aware (aka retard) to eat in the movies
look at the CGI in calm, the rest of the shots don't even come close.
She can't fake pregnancies if she's barefoot and pregnant all the time.
No seriously what the hell, they sell snacks in the lobby specifically so you can eat them in the theater
I think he's around 190cm, that's how tall I am and he looks about my height, I don't know what that is in burger notation.
He's 6'2" apparently, nearly an entire 12 inches higher, how fucking crazy is that. Reminds me of this, just IMAGINE what that is like
that's like 6 foot 2 inches
>5'3
Holy shit, she's basically a toy
It's the first year I managed to go in the theater alone without constantly hearing in my head "look at this dude, what a creep, what a loser, ewww, hahaha omg, honey watch the kids the creep is back, etc"
If it affects you to that extent, then perhaps try acting as though you're meeting someone there.
If it's not packed, you can set your jacket on a seat as if you're reserving it for someone that's arriving later. Once the movie starts no one will care one way or the other.
>tatoos
ALERT
ALERT
NEW NEW NEW
I think there's medication for what you've got.
>I wasn't able to eat alone in public for 35 years and I'm still too self aware
You just need to seem confident when doing it. Look random people full in the face while you chew. Don't stare too long, just glance around. Give a smile and wink when your eyes meet someone else's. DO NOT peer out meekly from under your brow. Hold your chin up so it sticks out further than your nose, keep your shoulders back, your chest out, your stomach in, and your pelvis rotated upward. The trick is to position your body in such a way that if you walk into a wall, your chin and your cock will both be the first things that hit. People say you shouldn't chew with your mouth open. This is a myth. Let your jaw flap proudly. People will respect you more because of it.
any HD streams up of the movie?