David Foster Wallace once wrote a piece about David Lynch. In the piece, he coined a new term: "Lynchian". Wallace described a Lynchian tone as "the unbelievably grotesque existing in a kind of union with the unbelievably banal."
He described a husband beating his 1950s housewife to death because she bought the wrong brand of peanut butter. "I told you to buy the JIF," he'd say as he's clobbering her to death. This, he said, would qualify as almost perfectly Lynchian.
I think "I Am Jazz" enters into Lynchian territory. The .webm above shows a simple domestic scene. The women look like average suburban moms. They're relaxing on the couch. One imagines they might be discussing casserole recipes when we cut to them. But it slowly dawns on us that in the living room, with placid expressions on their faces, they're talking about the woman's transvestite son's genitals.
Despite the obvious subtext and the producers' hope to normalize this horror, the average person is totally disgusted. Nevertheless, the viewer is fascinated. We're drawn further into this. The sheer naked horror of what they're saying, the blase quality with which they're saying it, it creates this brutal paradox that almost rapes the viewer's basic sense of what is decent.
>He was ashamed of his deceptions, his promotions, his pretensions of self-certainty and pride; he was sorry about his passivity, his delusions, his inability to express what he now believed was the case- that he truly regretted killing Jarron, that he missed his dick as much as anybody and wished its removal hadn't been necessary. Even as he circulated his school he knew that the smiles disappeared when he passed by. He received so many mindless encouraging tweets that he could read them without any reaction except curiosity. He kept to his Florida home all day, dilating his wound and browsing a chinese egg-timer forum, looking at his destiny in every meme and "Lynchian" pasta.
>There would be no eulogies for Jazz, no photographs of his body would be sold in tabloid rags, no people would crowd the streets in the heat to see his funeral cortege, no biographies would be written about him, no children named after him, no one would ever pay two hundred fifty dollars for an all access TLC-sponsored Premium Postmortum Pass™ to stand in the rooms he grew up in. The noose would tighten, and Jeanette would scream, but Jazz Jennings would only hang from the ceiling and look at the floor, the light going out of his eyes before he could find the right words.
Angel Sanders
>Ex-teacher who 'sexually abused a seven-year-old boy at school' is now also accused of conspiring with his boyfriend to kill the child and his mother so they couldn't testify against him
qrd: >amir is a neet but he will be president one day (das rite) >ari is breaking the conditioning and will murder-suicide the entire family soon >jazz got dialated by BIG BLACK COCK >he also did a size comparison between amir's dick and his wound-dildos >jazz wants to live in an apartment with his neetbux and his sister as caretaker, ari tells him to fuck off >he also wants an apartment so he can live with his boyfriend >greg's balls are dropping 50 years too late, gives jazz the boomer treatment >moar surgery inc >noelle gets 'nam flashbacks at prom >amir's mom called him a faggot >he's starting to realize no paycheck is worth those ogre feet >wound status: separating
Lincoln Russell
Is >she interested in going to college on a scholarship? I know several coaches who are looking for some solid linebackers.
Andrew Phillips
i want to browse these threads while im comfy eating but theres always some nasty shit being posted
Imagine impregnating Ari and claiming her womb for your offspring, denying Jazz of ever being a parent and foiling his evil plan to turn his sister into his breeding cow.
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If that webm didn't cure you of your degeneracy, only a bullet can.
Benjamin Gomez
>that article about amputees >John Money cited Funny how even his Wikipedia page downplays the suicide of his experiment victims and his paedophilia as "controversies"
Jaxson Martin
Greg is his defeated father Ari is his sister who seems to be fed up with his bullshit
Blake Hernandez
That dude is pretty based tbqh
Cameron Hall
Ari is Jazz's soon-to-be personal breeding sow, and there's nothing any of us can do about it.
Dylan Rivera
>amir's mom called him a faggo what episode? just began watching this shit, jazz and amir are really hard to watch Amir is too beta
Josiah Kelly
post a clearer picture of the dog next time bro
Benjamin Ortiz
This is true, it’s almost the same feeling when watching gore webms, disgusting and wrong to the core but thres the peek between the fingers
Zachary Powell
six million shekels
Robert Butler
I MISSED YOU DOGPOSTER, DONT EVER LEAVE US AGAIN:
FUCK TRANNIES AND FUCK JANNIES!!!
Ayden Ross
This show is making me attracted to Jazz. Does that mean the joos win
Logan Foster
not even memeing seek help, there must be phychologists that treat people for a afordable price in you area.
Christian Peterson
You can tell me that if a girl did that (ops pic) to do you, that you wouldn't be turned on?
Julian Scott
lynchian isnt about meer gross out its about the contrast between something horrific and something familiar and normal shes unironically pretty unlike her friends and you know her on a deeper level. yes they win this, the only thing ruining most of that scene was amirs neet ass being awkward
Luke Hall
a girl yes, a mentally ill castrated jewish boy with a necrosing open wound and a receding hair line no.
I don't know how can anyone go into these threads reading about dilatation and teratomas all day and get aroused by the thought of fucking a rotten wound connected to his anal cavity, that's borderline necrophilia.
Angel Barnes
>thinking about her rotten gash >thinking about fucking her the scene in op was cute if you ignore the sex shit
Juan Martin
Is Amir homosexual?
Camden Jackson
>Looks like a girl >sounds like a girl >acts like a girl >does not even have a penis anymore (gross surgical gash but still)
what male characteristics does jazz posses that would lead you to this question?
James King
Shoulders, hairline, gait, hips, neck, feet...
Kevin Williams
that he doesn't have a vagina but a reversed penis maybe
Henry Harris
>Uh hello yes mr psychologist can you cure my gayness?
Samuel Foster
females dont have strict sizes for these even still she looks feminine
im not gonna go out of my way to search and link a gross tranny vagine but im pretty sure a reversed male penis still does not look like a male penis and thus is not attractive to homosexuals
Adrian Williams
Better to be Amir homosexual than a tranny
Adrian Bell
>all these faggots ITT that wouldn't do Jazz if she propositioned them kek
if i make a chocolate cake and mix 20% shit in the chocolate i use it may look like a normal cake but its not
Sebastian Cooper
I wouldn’t with jazz but I definitely would with skyler. Only her boipussy though, not the crusty gaping wound
Connor Bailey
Go and fuck a fat mexican girl. That should cure you.
Thomas Murphy
>her >cute Look at those fucking monkey feet, not to mention he looks like a man. >if you ignore the sex shit Hate to be the one telling you, but if get aroused by him that means you want to fuck him even if subconsciously.
>looks like a mix between a venezuelan refugee and that le 56% meme >is a man >rotting open wound >what male characteristics does jazz posses that would lead you to this question? Male facial structure, shoulders, feet, hips, it's gay as fuck.
>she looks femine >she he looks like a effeminate boy with long hair and deformed tits.
Joseph Nelson
Fags disgust me less than tranny shaggers desu.
Nathaniel Moore
Closeted homo testing the waters with a tranny or chaser bi. >acts like a girl Jazz acts like the caricature of a girl, not a real girl
Luke Barnes
more like "help me doctor i have a fetish for castration and flesh wounds".
Alexander Martinez
I'm a faggot that likes feminine boys and Jazz doesn't look like one. No matter how girly boys don't have tits.
Christopher Smith
My country is all white so guess that hinders things. Sorry about your problems. though.
Evan Murphy
I would pre-op. Not now.
Eli Barnes
>those feet Foot fags report in, I need an update on whether or not you would slide your dick between them. They look like an offensive lineman's meat platforms, but I am no foot connoisseur.
Levi Kelly
>hmm...what did I come in here for... >ah, yes, the "other" eight ball of coke
>jazz doesnt look like one he does, more especifically a latino one, i've been to bolivia and venezuela in my life and he looks just like the twinks and effeminate boys there. >No matter how girly boys don't have tits >what is surgery >what is hormone terapy >what is gynecomastia
Jack Evans
Reminder it costs 0 (zero) dollars to respect trans people and here you all are
are they showing the daily removal of puss and hairballs?
Ian Parker
Pixar, give this man a job
Nolan Brown
>qt mexican grills >problem I would be more worried about the julz, the nogs and the pedo trannies if i was american
Lucas Hill
>JANNIES SUCK OFF TRANNIES JANNIES SUCK OFF TRANNIES >JANNIES SUCK OFF TRANNIES JANNIES SUCK OFF TRANNIES
Gabriel Rivera
of course it wouldnt be a normal cake since you mixed in 20% shit but its still a cake
jazz is not a normal girl either
the argument however is whether or not amir is gay >Jazz acts like the caricature of a girl, not a real girl >not hyper feminine at all women do not all have the same sizes and with 100% certainty if she she was not as famous as she is no one would clock that she is infact a tranny
gay men are not attracted to dickless, boob having males, who wear makeup, have girly voices, dress in traditionally feminine clothing
Foot connoisseur here. I've spent some time looking at Jazz's feet, taking notice of the height of the arch, the tendons on the top of the feet, the shape of the toes, and the quality of the skin.
Jazz's feet overall appear to be clean, have nice nails and smooth skin (feet get wrinkly easy, or show signs of rough activity pretty quick).
The downside is that they are quite large. Personally a size 5 or 6 is perfect to me. Although, they are not overty fat or bulbous, or bony.
Overall, if it was a woman's foot, I'd give it a 4.5/10. But since it's a trap foot, that calls for extra points as I am attracted to the femininity of a foot and few men can pull off a somewhat attractive foot. I'd say it's a 6.5/10 trap foot.
I would fuck it, but it isn't a foot I'd want to fuck the rest of my life.
>women do not all have the same sizes Woman have a size ratio and don't deviate much from that also its not just one size off, it's consistent male bone structure, you will never find a woman who has all the characteristics of a man. >with 100% certainty if she she was not as famous as she is no one would clock that she is infact a tranny >she I and most people in my country can tell that's a man just by looking at him. >amir is not gay hes a tranny fucker Well he is engaging in homosexual acts (with a tranny that looks like a venezuelan boy on the top of that), that qualifies as gay in my book no matter what he's attracted to.
Jonathan Fisher
have you taken into account her sports activities?
>A long story short: >When I woke up from the operation >I was bleeding down there >Bleeding from the gash between my legs >My first day as a woman >And already it's that time of the month >But two days later >The hole closed up and the wound healed >And I was left with a one inch mound of flesh >Where my penis used to be >Where my vagina never was >A one inch mound of flesh >With a scar running down it >Like a sideways grimace >On an eyeless face >It was just a little bulge >It was an angry inch
>missinterpreting hyperbole and posting statistically insignificant exceptions Seriously? >from what i have seen she just looks like a typical 6/10 la creatura from america >she >6/10 Where the fuck do you live user? he's a 4/10 as a "man" and a "woman". >kissing a female What female?
Jazz and Jess took the pill To fetch a pair of totters; Jazz fell down and broke his vag, and Jess came tumbling after.
Up Jazz got, and home did trot, As fast as he could caper, To old Dame Ting, who patched his nob With gauze and bandage paper.
Camden Fisher
Trying a new strategy there, tranny?
Ian Harris
They are assblasted beyond human comprehention, they started these generals to shill transexualism, little did they know that i would redpill so many people and turn into tranny bashing generals, one the worst back fires i've seen in my life.
Can't wait for the show to end so Ari can drop a book exposing all the details on how shit living with this family was.
Jonathan Morales
Based and redpilled.
Xavier Perez
What do you think she'll title it?
Luke Green
I know discord tranny doesn't have much time left and will off herself out soon, but I think we should just speed it up.
Also Is jazz an ass virgiin?
Henry Morgan
hey as long as we're talking TLC here, I missed this week's My 600lbs Life, was it kino?
Mason Powell
I Am Ari
Jeremiah Taylor
>is jazz an ass virgin Not a chance
Lucas Nguyen
A Boy Called "She" Nice trips.
Kayden Cruz
I will always defend transgender people . I think its disgusting the way they are treated based on the opinions of a very small minority of Yea Forums. I may not be trans , so I can't know the pain myself, but my fiance is trans and i see what they go through everyday. I have friends who are trans and i see what they go through. Trans people are NOT A burden , they are NOT disgusting , and they DO deserve the same rights They are human beings that want to live a happy life , just the same as you Youre allowed an opinion , but opinion is NOT fact What IS fact is trans people have some of the highest suicide rates and highest rates of being killed or victims of hate crimes.simply because of being different.
The same goes for every group of people regardless of race , gender identity , sexual orientation, or religion (,they deserve the same rights and respect straight white cis gendered people do)
Lincoln Torres
His face nigger.
Juan Walker
nope
Dylan Myers
>FUCK I NEED A BIG FLOPPY COCK IN MY FACE FTFY, faggot
Jacob Hill
I can’t believe how much chad has changed since he recorded the Spider-Man single
Memes aside, I don't have any issue with trannies themselves. What I take issue with is the idea that the horror show that's referred to transitioning is an appropriate response to their problems. What I take an even bigger issue with, is when transitioning is preformed on children.
Jayden Powell
his Y chromosome
Jose Hill
"Stranger at Home" Because home life is pure clownworld and the fact that she alone seems disgusted by it all
Jackson Martinez
>when transitioning is preformed on children But transitioning earlier has the best prognosis of a normal life. It's not a choice, so why not do it earlier?
Hudson Garcia
HEY TRANNYS! THIS IS WHAT A NATURAL VAGINA LOOKS LIKE. ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK AND SMELL LIKE A WAR WOUND LIKE YOURS DOES!
>can go through a series of painful, invasive, life altering surgeries >commits to consuming a cocktail of powerful, body altering medicine, for the rest of their life >is cool with stuffing his open wound with a dildo every other days for the rest of their life in order to prevent the natural healing process from occurring >can't be bothered to shave their fucking chest though
Brayden Cooper
The state of those people... one photo is literally The Crimson Chin in a wig and there's still a comment telling >her that >she looks feminine
Gabriel Morris
>Herpes
There you go.
Brandon Nelson
>shitty bait
Yep. face ook.com/broken.ningyou/posts/863985620418207
Jaxon Sullivan
HAHAHAHAHA WHY DO ALL OF THEM HAVE RECEDING HAIRLINES?
Hudson Brooks
give me a quick rundown of the last 2 weeks, couldn't follow the generals
He could probably bite his dilater in half with that jaw
Noah Thompson
If he lost a few pounds and still had his wang, sure. Just to say I did it. I've pumped a load into worse.
Asher Myers
Looks like Perry Pharel
Sebastian Hall
my hairline started receding this year, does it mean i'm sòyed now?
Sebastian Sullivan
Everyone's hairline recedes after a certain age. Doesn't mean you'll get bald.
Easton Foster
This doesn't seem to have anything to do with the thread.
Nathaniel Murphy
But i'm 19, isn't it a bit early?
Thomas Wright
You might have to start worrying yeah. But still it isn't a guarantee yet.
Noah Price
don't take finastride or proprecia google post finistryde syndrome. Basically people get permanent brainfog,tiredness and lose all libido/erections.It's not the end of the world no one cares.I shave my hair and noone says a thing.
Logan Sanders
>I don't like labels >Jazz is a girl hmm
Thomas Howard
...
Liam Hernandez
>been caught stealing tampons
Gavin Rodriguez
it only costs a few dollars for some rope tranny.
Cooper Jackson
Thanks but thankfully i spent half of my life with a shaved hair, i only realized the receding hairline because i let it grow recently.
And both my father and grandfather got bald around their 30s so i was already mentally prepared for this.
Nicholas Baker
>*shaved head fix'd
Joshua Lopez
which is just testosterone converted to a more potent form.
Jayden Cooper
Blocking dht can be bad your hemotosis works like dominos one goes down they might all >please excuse me if i have mixed things up
This is bait, but I'll bite. Let me tell you that no love in the world can prepare you for the distress and unhappiness one of those people can cause. I've been there. I've been an sjw, I had arguments over the internet. Life has taught me that determinism wins. It's not about bigotry or oppression, people bring themselves a world of pain, to themselves and to everyone involved. For narcissism, feeding on other people's empathy and good will, and abusing everyone they can. Narcissistic people and love for other people are things that almost never go together . Run while you still can, in the vague possibility this is not bait.
>Mommy, I want a bedtime story! >Alright my dear, I have just the book....
Parker Torres
>it's a tranny suggests that trannies only have a 40% suicide rate because they're discriminated against in modern society This is THE most common argument that trannies are not mentally ill. Quick, how do you respond?
Josiah Collins
Built like a fucking barrel.
Colton Martinez
>Jazz Only Gives me the Blues
Tyler Moore
>Kurt Russel Unveils her New Look and it’s Everything
Caleb Edwards
don't quote me but isn't the suicide rate for them always around 40% in every country? incluiding places with high acceptance for trannies, like sweden etc...
Also didn't the suicide rate get higher for the ones who get the gender reassignment surgery?
Joshua Cook
Jesus fucking Christ
Bentley Wright
>Amir Discusses The Bonus Situation >using a "sexy" voice to let someone know you have no idea how your exploded "vag" will function
This can't be the real world.
Mason Hill
The real world ended in 2012 just as predicted. We’ve been living in Clownworld ever since.
Carson Davis
>wh*tes and native americans have the highest suicide rates >suicide is a result of various factors including addiction and mental illness >when trannies and tranny supporters use the "trannies kill themselves due to oppression" argument they are unintentionally saying that white oppression is real pure pottery.
I don't care if it's bait really, I can't stress enough to be careful around such people. They play the victim and they thrive on empathy all the while manipulating everyone they can.
Gavin Sanders
Testosterone level has nothing to do with it. It's a combination of enzymes + time + hereditary sensitivity.
Joseph Cox
no matter how much (((science))) advances they will never make male feet look cute I would suck a cute tranny dick but if he puts his nasty male feet anywhere near me, its clobbering time
Mason Sanders
>no jazzm thread yesterday what a shit day that was
Joseph Flores
During slavery, blacks didn't have anywhere near a 40% suicide rate. So do you think trannies in 2019 are more oppressed than literal slaves?
Aaron Rodriguez
You could always make one.
Xavier Phillips
was thinking about it but I didnt have all the links and shit saved also part of my was worried we got banned
David Butler
>go to 4plebs >search jazz in subject field >copy >??? >profit
>also part of my was worried we got banned Who's "we", you got a teratoma in your pocket?
>This is THE most common argument that trannies are not mentally ill. Quick, how do you respond? The 40% suicide rate only happens after they get their dicks chopped off, innit?
he grew deformed ones with hormones but had them substituted for silicone ones since.
Kayden Kelly
Any pair of tits can look good in a bra, even flabby, tuberous, misshapen mantits.
Tyler Parker
>t. watches too much porn and doesn't know what real titties look like
Ayden Martinez
wew jazz has some cute feet
Noah Foster
This is never not funny to me. Everytime I see it I laugh.
Dylan Davis
I’m not sure he’s done that yet. They looked like utter dogshit when he was leaving the hospital, unwrangled beneath his rainbow mumu and retreating toward his armpits.
Luke Robinson
I'm thinking the 'other family's' little tranny experiment might have been a disaster.
That pic where he's being wheeled back to the hospital (I think) is the perfect example of this. It's like ones pointed far to the left the other far to the right. Nowhere near symmetrical. Absolutely disgusting
Landon Garcia
Ask if they are either 1. Autistic 2. Depressed/Anxious 3. Have a mother who has MSBP. Those are the 3 top reasons why most MTF's are trans.
Logan Turner
my god is that thing sitll breathing i wonder
Joshua Perry
I'm married to a real woman with a vagina, bro
Justin Allen
These are not good-looking tits. Not for a tranny and certainly not for a woman.
It was forgettable. They actually made the whole movie with amazing practical effects and then the studio saw it and they replaced everything with cgi. One of the travesties of modern movies IMO.
Ryder Parker
Kek
Ryan Ortiz
>shes unironically pretty She looks like a jew mixed with an indian, she's disgusting. What the fuck is her heritage?
Hudson Jenkins
The entire Amir thing feels fake as fuck. That scene wasn't cute, it was fake but still mildly disgusting.
Cooper Morales
Never seen trannies BTFO this hard.
Easton Nelson
>mildly disgusting i dare you to find something more revolting from daytime tv
>TKPRF is committed to supporting the lives of TransKids and their families through the education and enlightenment of society, by funding research, scholarships...
Does this mean my white son can go to college for free if he has confirmation surgery?
Amir is literal white bread I dont look at the "cute" moments for him negro has no personality and is a neet I have a strong feeling hes /OneOfUs/
Adrian Jones
>what the fuck is her heritage >needing to know someones heritage in order to appreciate them aesthetically
Julian Jones
High IQ post Low IQ post
Ian Russell
Ahmir might be smarter than he seems, or at least more devious. I legit think he believes he’s found a way to live the NEET life as a tranny’s “beard.”