Character always has a perfectly made bed

>having sheets
normieslime out

>do people really have sex
Not in my experience

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The washing machine at my apartment can't handle bedding, so I have to take it to my parents house when I visit every couple of months.

I do this, it's not that hard. It's worth it for the feeling of getting into a nice clean bed.

ah-bloo-bloo

I've never understood this. Do you really create that much liquid and shit when you have sex? I get it's sweaty, but it's not that big of a deal as long as you change them every week. I also shower in the mornings, which some people tell me is gross as well.

>Do you really create that much liquid and shit when you have sex
women do

i used to be like that. Is not unrealistic. We are just depressed and behaving like subhumans.
t. i just changed my sheets for the first time in more than 3 months.

this. i just sleep on the mattress top

I change it exclusively when my cat pisses in my bed.
that's once a few months

>changing your sheets
>ever
Getting real tired of all the reddit normies on this board

Wat. Some people say showering in the morning is gross? Why?

my bed looks perfect everyday
feels good man

My gf and I have sexy in the guest bed and let guests sleep in it. After they’re gone we wash the sheets before we haves sex in it again.

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like half a year and then the day I do change my son was sick and pissed the bed in his sleep

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>changing sheets
huh? That's a thing people do? I just vacuum them every once in a while and never change them

It's not gross. Stumbling around all day shit on your asshole before taking a shower is grody. Morning shower makes the most sense u less maybe you sleep without clothes on.

The user said some people say it's gross. I'm asking why they're saying that.

possibly because only showering in the morning means you take all your sweat and oils and dirt and dust from the day to bed with you. unless you sleep in your day clothes the biggest hygene issue is your pillow (dirty pillow cases cause a lot of acne).
I prefer to shower at night, mostly so i dont have dry skin when im out in the sun and wind

do you subhumans really sweat everytime you sleep

Sweat, pussy juice and cum can make a decent puddle

Start changing your sheets once a week and drink a gallon of water a day and all your zits will magically disappear, you lazy cunts.

Use your brain bucko.
Showering at night means your bed is always relatively clean.
Showering in the morning means you sleep in filth.

I rarely change my sheets. I had to with my ex though. We fucked like rabbits and she was a squirter.

Smell them, you barbarian. My pillowcase smells after just 1 night, God forbid the sheets.

smash player confirmed. go take a shower and scrub your orifices you degenerate.

>and she was a squirter
Literally doesn't exist

You got pissed on time and time again, sorry to say

Clean Sheets Day is my favorite day of spring cleaning.

Can't believe there are disgusting faggots out there who don't shower before sleeping

lul, keep telling yourself that virgin.

You're just desensitized to your odors and deluded. The skin constantly produces sebum, if it doesn't you have crackly, dry skin and bigger problems. Sebum is biodegradable and attracts bacteria which produce odor, and rubs itself off into bedsheets. Not to mention sweat - newsflash: you're constantly perspiring, even in your sleep.

Google it, female ejaculate is thick, white and tiny
Kinda like spunk

You've got pissed on by a bitch forever, you're literally her property now

My balls smell 10 minutes out of the shower, no matter how hard I soap and scrub. Most mammals smell, it's life for such species, and you're deluded to pretend humans are any different.

Unrealistic. No poptart grinds

>nobody except retarded Americans talk about ''''squirting'''
It's piss, where is squirt stored, you mong? In the labia, clit, where?

lol u got pissed on hahaha

Why wouldn't you want pussy juice on your sheets? I cum on my sheets all the time jacking off I can't imagine pussy juice is worse

>the fresh aroma of my Great Value fabric softener

Because you don't want to walk around smelling like sex all day?

If you actually cum on your sheets without changing it, you probably smell like a crusty cumrag, mate

all these kids thinking squirting is what they've seen in porn, which is actually piss.

lul.

>being such a beta faggot that women can piss on you, tell you they are 'squirters' and you're fine with it

my matress is yellow

>moving goalposts
lol

>Because you don't want to walk around smelling like sex all day?

That's literally a good thing and makes you more attractive to women though.

you know I never used to but I started to a bit more recently
it's still 1-2mo between them but it used to be literally never from when memory started to 22sh

No I don't and it's really just precum, it really smells when I let my dog lick his ass for 10 minutes and ass juice leaks out

>damage control
What the fuck does she "squirt" then?

So does smelling good and having the girl you're currently fucking on your arm, while you flirt with them

ITS PISS YOU RETARD

>Not having navy blue sheets to hide stains

Poor form

It's tokay keep getting pissed on. 'Squirting' doesn't appear in other languages, weird, huh? Did other countries kill all squirters or do they just call piss what it is?

yeah but if you shower at night, you wake up not so clean and it gets dramatically worse throughout the day. In the choice between being dirty around people during the day and being dirty in my bed, the choice is obvious

honestly I'd love to shower twice a day, but they say that's terrible for your skin

Yeah, that's gonna be a "yikes" from me.

You can take two showers a day as long as you use cold water, it's good for your skin. Hot water dries out your skin.

doesn't have to be really cold as well, tepid is just fine.