Reminder that human beauty peaked with Brad Pitt on Meet Joe Black

Englishman Paul Bettany married this.

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>1800s
>makeup
Lol

his lower lip is too thick and he has negative canthal tilt.

In English, doc

L O N D O N

Twelve Monkeys and Fight Club bodies beat this pikey tatted skelly

Makeup has been around since ancient Egypt m8

his eye brows peak in the middle, the opposite of a frowny look.

So what is ideal, a positive canthal tilt? Neutral?

>brad pitt
>negative canthal tilt
Are you fucking blind?

Sir Henry Cavill in terms of males
Jennifer Connelly in terms of Females

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>tfw literally me except it was people saying I looked like based Pattinson

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>tfw used to look like Orlando Bloom but the I went bald

>balding faggot
>peak

Heh nice try. Human beauty has a hairline

>Sir Henry Cavill in terms of males
>Jennifer Connelly in terms of Females
True but also not god-tier. More demi-god

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Good jawline >>>> hairline

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNHJHHHHJHDS

>negative canthal tilt
If you're going to use incel terms at least use them correctly. His canthus is clearly pointed downwards which means positive canthal tilt.

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>mogged by your own statue

>michelle pfeiffer.

You're alright.

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Brad Pitt has an insane jawline, much better than Cavill's

hnnnnghhhh those arms

God it feels good being White. I personally have never had sex but knowing that my fellow White man Brad Pitt has slayed prime pussy makes me know that I'm the fucking shit.

>Be Jude Law
>balding
>not in great shape
>dick's on the smaller side
>give zero fucks
>live like a chad anyways

He's a role model to us all

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No one cares, cunt.

>amerimutt
>peak beauty
he looks like a monkey.

Could be worse. I look like a poor man's Val Kilmer.

>peak beauty
>white person
The delusions itt

Sorry lad, you live in a white world

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And who's your idea of peak beauty - some KPOP chink?

>dick's on the smaller side
He's been swimming in that photo, though.

so you're confirming that Jews are in fact White?

Blocks your path

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>>not in great shape

delet

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if my complaint was that he looks like a monkey why would my ideal be an asian? a prerequisite for peak beauty would be that they're white. just looks at him in op's pic. he looks like a character from planet of the apes.

Brad Pitt is white though you retard

he's clearly not full white.

Let's see Pitt's dna report proving he is white.

Yeah dahgs.

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he was more bishie in Cool World tho.

>sir brad pitt
>Ethnicity: English, some Scots-Irish/Northern Irish, German, Scottish, Welsh, and Irish, remote Swedish, Dutch, and French

He's pretty white tbqh.

Irish aren't white and French definitely aren't white

I hate this guy

>always has hot costar love interest
>she never shows tits
>mean while statham has 12 topless oiled up karate man fight scenes

his movies have to be for homos I swear

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He's mainly English which trumps all and is white/anglo galore.

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Fucking homos

one drop rule faggot

>I hate this guy

I think it'll be for the best if you leave.

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post the goddamn double bonk followed by the burn after closet

that's all we're here for

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Looks like are tys there

>mega fox
>Ethnicity: English, as well as small amounts of Scottish, German, Scots-Irish/Northern Irish, distant French and Welsh

What the fuck are Anglos complete problem?

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irish are white french also white

Let me guess, only Nerdics are considered white to you? I'm half-French and half-Austrian. The French side of my family are all blonde and blue-eyed while the Austrian side are all short and swarthy.

he looks like dr zaius. typical 56% amerigoblin.

who saves this?

Poor man's Felicity Jones.

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Very based people

HE BLACKENS HIS EYES WITH SOOT, LIKE A PROSTITUTE

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dirty fujoshits

Poor man's Jennifer Metcalfe.

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imagine if she made you her asshole slave....

If she wasn't J*wish she'd be 10/10
For now she's 9/10

For me it's Achilles

peak beauty right here

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