Can somebody explain the cold shower trope to me? Do Americans really do this when they're lonely?

Can somebody explain the cold shower trope to me? Do Americans really do this when they're lonely?

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yes, americans dont have foreskin so they cannot jack off

But why cold showers?

I take cold showers if I worked in the heat all day

it makes your boner go away you virgin

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cold water makes your pee pee shrink and is a jolt to the senses making it easier to control your baser urges

Why they don't just rub one out is a different question

But so does waiting 5 minutes

Because they make you feel more energized after the bath instead of sleepy and warm. Ironically you actually feel less cold after one, and if you're like me, you throw in some jets of hot water to get an orgasm for your skin. It also supposed to make your skin tighter I think.

It's part of go-getter "hustle" attitude

>no foreskin
hasn't stopped me yet, user

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>2019
>hot showering
Ask me how I know you bench 1pl8

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only if you don't think about sex
which is obviously the issue

only virgins take hot showers, real men have cold showers, they are more healthy for you. Also it stops being cold after a while because all the blood rushes to your center.

I'm not talking about all the time you autist I'm talking about the trope

>2019
>showering

Well if you keep thinking about it then the boner will come back once your body temperature is back normal

You mean taking cold showers as a tv trope?

If you're showering after a workout you want to start out warm so your pores can get rid of sweat and can actually get cleaned by soap. Then you switch to cold while you shampoo and give a quick handie to the lad next to you

yeah thats literally a think if characters get blue balled for some reason

never understood it

Obviously you thick cunt

ur mum's face after I was done with her last night proves ur wrong lmao

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Why would you guys even bother thinking about this lol. Who cares what some secret meaning some Jew from Hollywood injected in

If you imagine an era where people didn't have HD porn in their pockets 24/7, and weren't masturbating 6 times a day, then cold showers to make the horny go away make sense.

I take lukewarm showers, is that weird?

There's tons of weird memes about dicks like this I don't get. Like using lotion to jack off or getting soft immediately after ejaculation.

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how?

>when they're lonely?
I'm not sure what that has to do with it, but cold therapy has proven benefits to immune system function.

well there is such a thing as masturbation cream, but regular hand lotion is umcomfortable. I've tried it, it sucks

I've never, ever had to use lotion or anything. I need friction and heat.
The getting soft thing though, yea, once i've blew my load, it just sorta goes away and knows we're good for now.
Also cold showers to get rid of a boner are retarded.
Literally just flex your arm and leg for a minute, and all the blood will immediately rush to them and away from your dick. Seriously. Try it.

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It's not for boners it's for horniness, and from an era where people masturbated less.

When I'm really horny I just do it dry, but if I'm jacking off out of pure boredom and not really into it I need lube to get fully erect

I can't stand the feeling of water on my skin, kinda like a cat I suppose

t. Jamal

>mfw bench 4pl8
>mfw taking a 30 minute shit and a 45 minute hot shower while audio books about catholic miracles play in the background

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Or flexing your bicep and tricep.

>Braff's father was born into a Jewish family, and Braff's mother, originally a Protestant, converted to Judaism before marrying his father.

you jacked anons mom off?

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