A lion wouldn't stand a fucking chance

*gets face and balls ripped off*

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ok but how many motivated meerkats would it take, you guys?

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>2 grown chimpanzees
>4 baboons
lmao no. Not even for a million dollars. Having that many agile little sharptooth demons being capable of surrounding you will end in disaster. Fuck that.

Bobcat for sure.
They aren't even big.

> a zookeeper is going to break this up
>the absolute state of white moms

son i am the zookeeper

UFC fighters by sheer numbers.

an african bull elephant would stomp that tiny grizzly bear to death

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Remove crocodile and bobcat from this
Those are cheating mode.

Aside from those I would probably take on the lion because they arent as fast as the tiger and if you time your strike right you can get the pick through its huge skull as it pounces you

What fucking retard would pick a bear, tiger or a gorilla. This is retard-bait.

>bobcat

>The adult bobcat is 47.5 to 125 cm (18.7 to 49.2 in) long from the head to the base of the tail, averaging 82.7 cm (32.6 in); the stubby tail adds 9 to 20 cm (3.5 to 7.9 in) and its "bobbed" appearance gives the species its name. An adult stands about 30 to 60 cm (12 to 24 in) at the shoulders. Adult males can range in weight from 6.4 to 18.3 kg (14 to 40 lb), with an average of 9.6 kg (21 lb); females at 4 to 15.3 kg (8.8 to 33.7 lb), with an average of 6.8 kg (15 lb). The largest bobcat accurately measured on record weighed 22.2 kg (49 lb), although unverified reports have them reaching 27 kg (60 lb).
wouldn't even need an icepick

But Gorillas are fucking strong

Bobcat or crocodile anything else I'd be dead in the dirt.

based wolves

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Plenty of people have fought off and even killed bobcats with their bare hands. EZ decision.

A Crocodile. You have an actual chance of evading that creature.

Absolutely based

the weak shall fear the strong

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Top speed of an average human on land : 8mph
Top speed of an average crocodile on land : 10mph

However crocodiles average between 9 and thirteen feet, so in a 15x15 room he might not have enough room to really get up to speed.

A gorilla would go chimp on that overgrown dog.

please nigga. Lions would rip a bear apart they are built to shred flesh, bears just catch fish and small shit.
crocodile easy. Crocodiles has most advantages compared to a smaller aligator buddy but they don't have the speed.

Alligator got that, so if you say alligator not croc, i'd go with 2 grown chimpanzees just for the experience of stabbing 2 humanoid beings repetitevely for free and get off free also not be charged with a crime

lions are fire type
my ice pick would be super effective

>if you time your strike right you can get the pick through its huge skull as it pounces you

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Lions are like 400-500 pounds a Kodiak Bear is 1500 and 8 feet tall and their swipes can smash moose skulls a lion would get demolished by a bear

Bobcat easily. Then baboons then croc

>Jaime pull that up

Why don't dogs have to wipe their asses? They can take a steaming hot shit and then hop up on my sofa without causing a mess, but when i do it i have to get my cushion covers professionally cleaned.

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gold miners in california set up deathmatches between animals and the burrs won every fucking superbowl

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Removing the crocodile and bobcat make that pretty interesting. I think the only thing you have a slight chance against would be the lion, only because it’s the smallest compared to the others

It's a small chance but I see none of the other options having any chance of survival at all.

Bears and tigers are way bigger than a lion and more athletic also. A gorilla would just pulverize you instantly.

The chimps due to numbers would be impossible. Even if you got one via miracle the other would be ripping the skin off your face before you knew what was happening. Same with the baboons.

The only survivable outcome is getting the ice pick into the lions skull. Lions arent that big.

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>america vs canada

it's actually evolution their sphincter expands outward from their bung hole

there's literally no record of the health, species, age or size of these deathmatches
meanwhile bears are hunted and outfought by tigers in russia all the time
the only bears that can kill lions or tigers are the kodiaks or polars because they weigh literally 500 pounds heavier

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>lion in 1850s california
>good health

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Based Goose

>one picture of a lion with absolutely no context
lions are literally the most muscular terrestrial animals on earth

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Who would win:
>1TRILLION Lions
Or
>1 Sun Bear

I’m an animal lover but seeing a gorilla bs bear type cage match would be fucking balls to the wall insane to watch. Apparently even cockfights are super intense

How hard would it be to commit sudoku with an icepick? I’d much rather that than have my face and genitals eaten off by a chimp.

They arent as big as the tiger though. So in this hypothetical scenario where you have one .00001% chance of getting a 1-hit kill with an ice pick to the skull, the lion is the best bet.

>>bobcat
Is my answer, i would aim for one good hit

>4 baboons
Are you retarded? those vicious monsters are flesheatin devils. Even one is too much

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There's this older fella who visits a park where I like to hike. I think he's a veteran. He wears a MAGA hat, aviators and a bomber jacket and his Ford mustang says something like "The Flying Goose" or "The Wild Goose" on the windshield. I can't remember exactly because I haven't been there in a while. He's pretty badass t b h

t. toxoplasmosis victims
were you braindead before the illness or just after?

Chimpanzees scare the shit out of me,you guys. Straight for the face and balls everytime. When I was a kid I thought that they were cool little buddies but man was I wrong.

Anyone who says anything other than bobcat is an idiot. They're smaller than a golden retriever and not equipped to kill anything human sized. They can't even kill deer.

Bears are built to fight other bears.

You wish, leaf.

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imagine being this much of a buzzword screaming faggot

>Apparently even cockfights are super intense
I used to own roosters and they fight on their own with no encouragement and I can tell you that it's some fucking medieval shit whenever it went down.

They have special talons on their legs that look like daggers and they do dragon ball z arial combat shit with them. Blood starts flying like a Tarantino film

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