LOL is Yea Forums finally influencing Disney?

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Yea Forums is Disney you retarded newfag.

u seem mad

Say it.

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we didnt know what we had

How is he going to fix Luke? Luke is dead.
And let's be honest, Luke wasn't the biggest problem in the movies.

probably will be a ghost, but will help him act way more like luke than the Marvel quip machine we got in 8

Cry more,Rian's trilogy still coming

i wonder how many comment sections they'll have to disable before that nightmare

>express.co.uk/entertainment/films/1093528/Star-Wars-9-leaks-George-Lucas-to-FIX-Luke-Skywalker-and-course-correct-after-Last-Jedi

t. Mike "Fake Star Wars News" Zeroh

I want to believe but
>express.co.uk

I’m so sick of you cock suckers not realizing there will NEVER be another Rian Johnson Star Wars vehicle again. Never.

>have jj talk to george lucas and ask some generic advice
>spin up the marketing machine

remember when george "directed" a scene in solo and it turned out he just said 'why don't you do x' one time when he was on set.

Is this the acceptance stage?

>Course correct
IT'S STARTING. JUST LIKE I SAID IT WOULD. RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

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Good. I won't see it in theaters but at least Lucas might help salvage this thing so it doesn't completely tarnish his legacy.

Pretty sure this was a panic move since Fisher is no longer avaible. If she was they would push her in the next movie. But here wezza are.

It will be revealed that he didn't die, he actually teleported.

>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/108032498/#108037983

holy fuck user, nice

>jedis can teleport now
they are going to rape the rotten corpse now?

Time travel

well they ruined that backdoor because it shows Rey and Leia sensing him dying

youtube.com/watch?v=a7rdnWlxDzw

You lose

It doesn't tarnish his legacy, more like it led to people reassessing his contributions to Star Wars and realizing people like RLM were wrong about him.

maybe they sensed him teleporting to the shadow realm

Luke and Leia were borderline incestuous in the first one. They can bring Luke back to life no matter what they did to him in the last one.

Being in that other dimension makes you seem like you're dead but not.

Why would I apologise to the fag who sold star wars to Disney? This shit is all his fault.

yeah i mean 8 was such a dumpster fire of weird plot extravagancies that anything is possible now

>source: Express.co.uk

Mike Queero strikes again

Lucas's legacy is episodes 1-6. No one was associating the abortions that are the sequel trilogy with him. As had said, it's making people reassess Lucas and especially his prequel trilogy.

doubt it's true, but if it actually is, that could be great
Lucas is fucking awful as both writer/director at the same time, but he's a fantastic ideas guy. He just needs people to pull back some of his crazier ideas and to give it actual focus. It's why the prequels had some good ideas, but overall were fucking awful as a whole.

I'm just going to assume this is false so I don't get misplaced high expectations, and be pleasantly surprised otherwise.

>reassess Lucas and especially his prequel trilogy.
if you mean "say the prequels are good", you're completely delusional.
but if you mean finally understanding he had good ideas, but couldn't execute them for shit (and needs people other than yes men surrounding him), then absolutely.

then Rey travels back in time at the end of 9 and she gives birth the anakin after getting impregnated by luke

based

>(((Disney)))
>Yea Forums is (((Disney)))
>therefore (((Yea Forums)))
O vey where's my 6 gorillion?

Ahead of schedule, even!

Kathleen lied to his face, though.

>"The main thing is to protect these characters, make sure that they still continue to live in the way that you created them"
>proceeds to turn them into melancholic sods before killing them off

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Disney's just doing damage control.

His Jew fro got better with time. I wish I still had hair.

I wonder if any company gives a shit about Yea Forums.
Sometimes it feels like there are shill campaigns here but they could be shitposters or retards.

Truer words have rarely been spoken of the prequels. There definitely wasn't enough friction from the producers and top men against Lucas for 1-3. I still overall enjoy them and despite how things have gone in the 20 years since PM came out, they feel like star wars.

you two should talk

He isn't a jew tho.

lmao it's never happening. disney likes money too much. I'd honestly love it to happen, bomb horrifically, and ruin the star wars profit margin.

>German, Swiss, English and Scottish
Well I'll fucking be.

Thank you, Mr Lucas

yeah that's why hollywood hates him. Lucas basically made Episode 1 about hollywood pedos. think about it.

>fix luke skywalker

BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSHITTTTTTTTT

they are just name dropping George Lucas in a vain attempt to get old school fans to accept their new Luke.

Yea Forums is incredibly influential, Yea Forums is a top 500 website. They desperately want us to love them. They’re terrified of our review bombs. I bet some people in the industry are traumatized by posts they’ve read on here trashing their movies

George has balls made of pure adamantium

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pretty much everything about the prequels is great but for many things they always miss the mark at execution. lots of good actors on board, but you give them poor direction and an even poorer script. lots of fantastic concepts and designs and visuals, prosthetics, sets, but you still overuse CG.

had George just be the overseer of his prequel trilogy and let someone cowrite with him while others direct the films, they could've been true masterpieces. there is a LOT of solid work there, a lot of it was just half-baked or poorly thought out and needed some refining. I honestly think the prequel era is the most interesting of them all and has the most interesting expanded lore, so it'd be nice some day to see another film by someone competent in that era.

two old men talent searching for 6 year old boys in the backwater regions of the galaxy, looking for "talent", who is literally a slave of jews

Just put it on, geneticlet. Hide your shame.

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There's nothing he can do. There's nothing Disney can do. The Nu-Wars trilogy is unfixably broken on every level.
It was unfixably broken when TFA started, right in the opening crawl, when the ending of ep 6 was handwaved away in five seconds. Instead of continuing the story organically forward, they pressed the reset button. And TLJ sure as fuck didn't do any favors to the story.

He's not exactly a completely bad writer, there's still some good stuff there. He just needs someone to take his scripts and use them as initial screenplays, remove the fluff, expand on important things and just make them overall better and refined.

>pretty much everything about the prequels is great

Prequels have one fundamental thing wrong with them, and it's the idea that the Jedi were the main power in the galaxy just 20-30 years before A New Hope happens, numbering in the countless thousands and holding major political power, and somehow everybody has forgotten all about them, talking about "that ancient religion".

The prequels were dogshit and so are the new films.

Thank you for Making movies so bad that you allowed me to develop the mental capability of separating their continuity from the only good trilogy. This skill has come in handy yet again after you sold star wars to Disney.

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Luke wasnt the biggest issue with Nu wars. Its the fact that these movies have nowhere to go plot wise. Each movie has nothing to do with the other. They might as well call it a series of standalone movies rather than a trilogy.

The galaxy is big and enormous political change has happened across it. Most people never saw a Jedi, let alone a Jedi that actually did anything magic, even under the Republic. It's not surprising to me that a snide technocratic douche like Admiral Motti would consider it an "ancient religion" -- first of all, it IS ancient, dating back "a thousand generations" according to Ben. This is true whether or not it was more widely practiced 20 years ago. Second of all, Motti isn't unbiased when he complains of Vader's "sad devotion", he's competing for Tarkin's favor and advancing his own interests by spitting on Vader. For all we know people do still believe in the Force -- but not guys like Motti, or cynical edgelords like Han Solo. In fact Rogue One leans right into this, its one of the few things that boring-ass movie gets correct. Religious belief in the Force still does exist, it's just that the imperial leadership is the last place you would expect to find it.

Sorry george.

>it IS ancient, dating back "a thousand generation
that's what, only 5000yrs? 7000 if they had decent healthcare during the sith empire?

Finally someone said it

But I actually liked Luke's storyline and how it ended

you JUST know this is all heading towards a classic JJ / George Lucas 'Sanctioned' Reboot, using time travel, or some way to undo the entire saga, so disney can recast Luke, Leia, Anakin, Obi Wan, EVERYTHING, on an eternal TV abomination that streams forever, into our bedrooms and nightmares, until we try to die, but can't, because its the post human era

>getting impregnated by luke
by Kylo

>by Finn

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>hat's what, only 5000yrs?

Generation is about 20 years dude. Jedi have been around 20,000 years according to Ben.

>by Chewie

I'm sorry

>by Maz Kanata

It will never bomb, you can keep dreaming

I now know what I loved about your movies. You are a genius and a fantastic world builder. Thank you.

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>George Lucas to fix
Oh no.

I wonder what Hideo Kojima would do to fix Star Wars.

Actually, Rey gets fucked by Luke and Kyle, travels back in time and she's Padmé. So Luke is his own father and Kylo is the father of his own mother.

I have nothing to apologize for, I believed from the beginning it was a terrible mistake for disney to get ahold of the starwars universe.

For all those anons out there that thought it was a good thing. Each of them should line up at his feet and beg forgiveness.

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there is only one good star wars movie and that's Episode 4 !!FACT!!

star wars has always sucked, that's why it seems so impossible to make a good sequel

I'm so sorry. We had no idea...

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STAR WARS ALWAYS BAD

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I loved the OT and the prequels all my life i never lost faith in you based George you were our only hope

how do they fix him if he's already dead
didn't they already finish filming it?

Good luck, you're gonna need it.

I never doubted you George they prequels werent great but i love them with all my heart.

I'm sorry

Mr. Lucas we're not worthy

Something that is fascinating, is that people have DREAMS about Star Wars. There is currently a WAR on our DREAMS right now.

im sorry george, i love you.

>implying 8 won't just be an extremely vivid and graphic nightmare Luke suffered because of overdrinking green milk before bed and the plot just picked up from where it left off in TFA

Luke was fucking DEFINITELY the biggest problem with TLJ.

APOLOGIZE

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The prequels are dogshit but the sequels are an order of magnitude worse.

>getting baited this hard by a made up article
No, fuck George Lucas for refusing to save copies of the original movies.

>How is he going to fix Luke? Luke is dead.
Have Luke reappear as a ghost. Reveal that the things we learned about him in TLJ were only true "from a certain point of view." I think it'd be hard, but Lucas is a pretty imaginative guy, so I'm sure he'll think of something.

I agree with Howard Johnson

The prequels had heart, him jewing out lucasfilm to disney is all your fault.

We are sorry george we didnt deserve you

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Holy shit. Imagine being this delusional

Two face Harvey, two face...

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>Leia uses some force bullshit to give her life force to Luke
I'd be fine with it.

>The prequels were dogshit
why do zoomers have such shit taste?

>Top 500
Same ammount of money moot got from selling it

>top 500 website
Yeah, right behind furryscatporn.com and stampcollectorforum.org

I'm sorry but they did do a good job doing exactly what you would have done.

There is no doubt in my mind Lucas would've pandered to the feminist, globohomo, sjw audience to the tenth degree.

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imagine being a disney employee that absolutely get's paid to post here.

I fucking dated a Disney employee, who was in the top echelon of Finance, in the Glendale office. She worked in a team of 8 people, who's only fucking job was to pour over the EXCEL SPREADSHEETS of ONE BRANCH of ONE FRANCHISE of Disney Toys. Like, say, Finding Nemo. Every fucking Disney franchise has HUNDREDS OF EMPLOYEES DATA MAPPING EACH FRANCHISES TOYS. People regularly GET FIRED because the EXCEL datasheets financials don't line up with actual accounting numbers. And you're telling me Disney doesn't have shills??? LOL

LOL

LOL

LOL

Luke (mark hamil irl) is a gigantic faggot. We need some 1997 special edition edits to get rid of him completely

fuck off bitch

Nice try, Lucasfilm shill

>The prequels were dogshit
Ep 2 was pretty bad, 1 was pretty bad but i have a soft spot for it. 3 was decent though.

You only think 3 was decent because of how atrocious TLJ was.

>create an outrageous jewish stereotype character
>get away with it by playing him off as an Arab

>Yea Forums finally influencing Disney
Is Disney putting Sneed in the next Star Wars?

Dogshit execution, maybe, but the concepts behind them were rad as fuck.
>seeing the Jedi at their height of power
>the Republic falling through senseless warfare and sinister political schemes
>Anakin falling to the Dark Side not out of being a prick but because the Jedi let him down again and again

Compare that to the new trilogy which is just a mindless nostalgia-fest.
>the Empire has been defeated
>except not really, now we're back to rebels vs empire

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Has anyone seen the original scripts he wrote for the sequels? All I've ever heard was that Disney said fuck that and made their own bullshit

calm down you obsessed incel

not really he makes tons of shit with/for jews and is leftist politically.

It's hard to know what to believe when you have 30 sites saying the same. Most often they're quoting each other and the only 'solid' source is an 'insider'.

luke was not a quip machine in 8.

you're retarded. lucas wanted DARTH TALON as the antagonist. shit would've been kino

>Yea Forums is a top 500 website
Yea Forums? Never heard of it.

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Disney would never let you see them on the chance that they're better.

No I liked it back before Disney acquired Star Wars. My opinions on the prequels have been consistent.

only zoomers like the prequels you larping boomer

who the fuck are you? luke was not a quip machine???

*millennials

t. millennial

Isn't he married to a sheboon?

Even what they did themselves was a rushed job.

IIRC the original writer for TFA took too long in Kathleen's opinion and was replaced with JJ who cranked out a script in I think it was six months. And then they just went with that.

And of course TLJ was the same, with Rian going with his first draft.

in the first draft, Rey was Obi Wan's granddaughter, and Kilo was Luke's son. This was Arndt era. I am literally a hollywood insider.

no he wasn't.

That would've made sense. Maybe Obi wan banged some slag one night at the cantina

My theory is that we saw in TLJ WAS jake skywalker, the dark side "half" of luke skywalker who was split into two sides after some fuckary in korriban/morriban, and in the next episode we see a light side Luke help to save the galaxy

>all these retards pretending "i hate sand" was good and forgot about Red Tails and "america is racist, i did the first black movie ever"
Lucas is a money grubbing shit doing lady-ghostbuters-tier marketing before SJWs even came up on the scene

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>"actually Luke was SO POWERFUL in the force he was able to conceal his force energy!"
>-wookiepedia 2021

if they do this, Yea Forums will unironically like jake punished luke more than actual luke

>believing UK news
OH NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAAHAHA
REMEMBER WHEN THEY LITERALLY POSTED A FUCKING Yea Forums PHOTOSHOP AS NEWS

sorry for ever doubting you

it sucks because the very first pitch we got was, "luke's son rebuilt the empire". and right off the bat, you were just like fuck, now THATS a story. Luke saves his dad, and now has to save his son. i am telling you guys, even high level hollywood people got hoodwinked on the whole star wars franchise. TONS if not all hollywood actors were on board in the beginning, but by Episode IX, we were getting phone calls from EP IX actors, wanting to get off the project.

>bringing Lucas back to fix everything

If this happens, I will watch Episode IX

If it does not, I won't pay to watch another Star Wars movie for the rest of my life

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They'll still fuck itup, they afraid of their fanbase backlash and would try to backpedal Luke's character so all this story wouldn't make any sense.

> Episode VII we were promised a sequel to the OT
We got a shitty remake of A New Hope with cameos from the OT characters.
> Episode VIII we were promised more Luke Skywalker since he wasn't in VII at all really and questions would be answered
We got Jake Skywalker, no satisfying answers because the writers were just too goddamn dumb to think of anything outside of a parody of Spaceballs with a message against mansplaining and casino capitalism.
> Episode IX we are promised George Lucas will help course correct the Kathleen Kennedy shitshow and try to portray Luke Skywalker as actually being Luke Skywalker and not a fucking asshole
They wouldn't lie to us a THIRD time. R-Right?

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I'M SORRY GEORGE

YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING

MAKING STAR WARS IS A LOT HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

if there is one "insider" quote about the sequel trilogy from the Insider Hollywood point of view, it should be

"it sucks because the very first pitch we got was, "luke's son rebuilt the empire". and right off the bat, you were just like fuck, now THATS a story. Luke saves his dad, and now has to save his son. i am telling you guys, even high level hollywood people got hoodwinked on the whole star wars franchise. TONS if not all hollywood actors were on board in the beginning, but by Episode IX, we were getting phone calls from EP IX actors, wanting to get off the project."

asshole luke was kino, him dying and everything else was garbage

Mouseshit.
Mouse lie.

So what's going to end up happening with the whole thing? It's pretty clear that even if they don't dare admit it publicly, they fucked it up with Episode 8 and a lot of other things.

Han shot first. Lucas is hardly the guy to go to to keep from shitting on established characters. All I expect to see out of this is more fart jokes.

it will never end, it'll just go on and on, forever.

I'm sorry.

Thank you.

You were the Chosen One!

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an insider who was correct on everything in TLJ beyond stuff that rian admitted was changed AFTER the prediction was made has said that episode 9 is an obvious cliffhanger for the next trilogy (rian's) set after the ST

whether disney is keen on going through with this plan given the collapse of the star wars side films, the fan antipathy, and everything else around it remains to be seen. i think episodes 10, 11 and 12 would be an extremely bad decision - but does disney?

The ONLY Fix possible is if it takes place immediately after the end of TFA, where Rey hands Luke the lightsaber and he graciously accepts it, and they proceed like TLJ never happened.

Otherwise, NO. Fuck off. Star Wars is dead. George Lucas fucked up his own characters with BOTH the prequels AND the Special Editions (Vader was PISSED at the end of ESB, Lucas changed him from a pissed off "Bring me my shuttle" to a non-chalant "alert my Star Destroyer to prepare for my arrival ho hum laa dee da" let alone the Greedo shoots first bullshit.

Sorry, trotting out an Out-Of-Touch Lucas does not "save" anything. I'd have been more excited if you brought back Gary Kurtz, but he's dead.

The older I got the more I've appreciated the prequels, especially TPM which I think is the most solid out of them.

GEORGE LUCAS EDIT OF THE LAST JEDI:

>Sea Cow squirts green milk into Luke's mouth before Luke can milk it first.

WHERE'S MY CHECK?

>Vader was PISSED at the end of ESB, Lucas changed him from a pissed off "Bring me my shuttle" to a non-chalant

It wasn't non-chalant, it was crushed. He had just found out that there was something left of the love of his life AND a hope of getting revenge on the Emperor for ruining his life, and then when he revealed the truth, his own kid had chosen suicide over joining him. That's a kick in the nuts

That's why he didn't kill anybody after choking out everyone who'd failed him. He was defeated.

lel

but seriously, I'd take any prequel over that abortion

Tell me how am I supposed to liiiive withouuut youuu!

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You're talking about a chick who like would need clomid to produce ONE egg

I'm so sorry George. You're the best.

>It wasn't non-chalant, it was crushed.
No, it wasn't. He was simply procedural. AND he broke up the pacing of the scene to shove in those extra shots from ROTJ of Vader boarding.

>That's why he didn't kill anybody after choking out everyone who'd failed him. He was defeated.

Not even close. He was pissed because he hoped Luke would join him voluntarily. He never considered his son would have a different opinion.

His men DID deactivate the hyperdrive on the Falcon, they never failed Vader. Luke and his friends simply fixed it and overcame the obstacle. Why kill your men when they did their job? Vader punishes failure, not bad results.

You have the high ground, friend.

I'll believe it when I see it

>misses the obvious point of a scene
>somehow knows the character better than the creator of said character and everyone else who got it

Friend, it was pretty obvious. It gave Vader emotional depth beyond "angry space wizard" -- under all the rage and stuff, he was a deeply unhappy man.

It sets up his actions in ROTJ much better, too.

Now George is involved are we going to watch it to support /ourguy/?

I never doubted you, Lucas, I knew you would bring balance to the franchise.

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>Turns vader into angsty teen.
>literal sellout to disney.
Retards.

Literally only zoomers who grew up with star wars prequels that like them

>Make 3 more movies for SW fans (Prequels)
>They shit all over it "WAHHHH Why isint it like OT")
>Lucas - "Fuck it, Il never make something as good as the OT and these fans hate what I did. im out.
>Sell franchise for 4 billion dollars
>Fans are happy he's gone
>Disney completely fucks everything up
>GEORGE THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

I would have sold the franchise too, and spent the rest of my days drinking and fucking hookers. There is no pleasing SW fans. Its impossible.

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He even gave the money away

That man was bitter about how his "fans" treated him

You look like a turtle and you always sucked.

So did Han shoot first or second? Which version makes US know the character better than Lucas, since he's responsible for both versions?

>angry space wizard
>Dark Side of the Force is BASED on anger

Vader can either "Give in to his anger" as ROTJ specifically has the Emperor saying to Luke, or just "meh, whatever, tell my men I'm coming, fetch my shuttle"

Sorry dude, but claiming I don't know the characters is not a way to win your argument, especially when you keep getting the fundamentals wrong. Your original assertion that Vader was "crushed" was still stronger served with the original line more than the SE version.

instant transmission

>There is no pleasing SW fans. Its impossible.

I imagine making good Star Wars films would probably please a lot of them. Sadly this is something that we've never seen happen so we'll never know.

>>There is no pleasing SW fans. Its impossible.

Not true. But you need the TRUE hero of the OT, Gary Kurtz, to make that possible. Sad that he's dead. But with hard work and less sychophancy, you have a better chance of making fans happy.

>"meh, whatever, tell my men I'm coming, fetch my shuttle"

It's not "meh whatever", it's a guy who been living in guilt and despair and anger for 20 years, suddenly getting the hope of putting everything right (as much as he can), and then losing it all.

That's total crushing defeat for a human being, whereas before it was just Angry Space Wizard Gets Angry Again

Han shot first though

I'm sorry

And suddenly I'm excited for Star Wars again. Why am I such a manchild god damnit

i've loved the prequels my whole life
retard boomers are your main enemy
save us george, you're our only hope

>It's not "meh whatever",
I think you need to go back and rewatch it, your memory is obviously fucking with you. The remainder of your point is still better served with the original line and intonation.

>Han shot first
So, you presume to know better than Lucas then?? Why does that work for OTvsSE in this case, but not in Vader's case for OT vs SE's changes? You can't just pick opposites and still claim Lucas knows better, you're going with YOUR preferences.

The prequels were trash, and so are the new movies. You all are idiots.

>the thing that was good when the creator was doing it
>and got really bad when he left
>is going to have the creator doing it again

Normal to get excited 2bh

Of course, this might just be Disney PR

>Angry Space Wizard Gets Angry Again
Give in to the Dark Side
Your hate makes you powerful
Give in to your Anger
>fails to understand the OT and argues anyway.
Keep trying dude.

>The prequels were trash, and so are the new movies.
Precisely. Bring back the OT Lucas and I'd have hope, but he was smothered to death under the weight of the PT Lucas' ego.

LMAO why the fuck do people suddenly think George Lucas is worth a damn? I guess this just shows the average age of this site.

yeah why the fuck did Star Trek get all the good JJ reboots? Was JJ secretly a trekkie?

Based! Have an Emma

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underrated post

Hey, I don't agree with all of Lucas' decisions, but I understand them. Han shot second was because Lucas wanted to make Han more of a straight moral antihero, which was a dumb decision, but understandable.

But if you can't grasp why the ESB Vader edits made the character and the saga so much better, you likely are on the spectrum somewhere deep.

It ties him in better with Episode 3 and Episode 6 Vader. He's not a rageaholic evil space wizard, he's a miserable guy who's suffering horribly, and who has started to change the second there was a bit of hope in his life (Luke). The fact that he spends the whole movie killing underlings for every screwup, and then just leaves, underscores just how sad he was at that moment.

I mean, that's the whole POINT.

I don't think you understand what you're trying to say.

Vader's an antagonist who turns out to be a tragic character. But originally, he did his face turn right at the end of the third movie he'd been a total monster in. It was awkward as fuck.

A couple of subtle edits made him a much deeper character and sets up the goodness Luke can feel in him in the next movie.

not to mention that Obi-Wan and Yoda were wrong the whole time
>Once you go down the path of the Dark Side, you will forever be lost
and all the other variations thereof were uttered multiple times in ANH, ESB, and ROTJ. they were blinded by their own Jedi thinking that they could not see it possible that someone could be in a limbo of suffering, guilt, and hatred
Lucas is a literal genius who has made many errors but ultimately understands Star Wars better than basically anyone
retards who say he doesn't even understand his own product deserve to be gassed for being pretentious retard boomer faggots.

This 100%. The subtle lesson of the OT is that the Jedi were in fact idiots who were wrong about everything, and that somehow went over 90% of Star Wars fanboys heads. Luke saves the galaxy by ignoring what Yoda and Obi-Wan told him (even the stuff that wasn't outright lies meant to manipulate him into assassinating his own father)

Then they got mad when the prequels were 3 movies of the Jedi being idiots who were wrong about everything.

>"WAHHHH Why isnt it like OT"
I've never heard this complaint before. Hell, I've never even thought this myself.

I've noticed a lot of people claiming this is fans' problem with the prequels, but it just confuses me.

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Its not subtle at all.
>religion bad.

>But if you can't grasp why the ESB Vader edits made the character and the saga so much better, you likely are on the spectrum somewhere deep.

Sad enough that you have to resort to insults because your point is shit. But Vader "edits"? He changed one fucking line, and inserted more footage of him WALKING. How the fuck does that make his character "better"?

You specifically give Vader Emotional reasoning for his actions, yet you argue that his non-emotional response was better than his previous, original emotional response. The fact that you think this leads me to think it is actually you who is on the spectrum, since you keep missing this point and the emotion of the original scene.

What purpose does seeing the shuttle enter the Death Star (now a stand-in for the Star Destroyer since its re-used footage) add to Vader's character?


Seriously, you need to go back and actually re-watch it. Vader delivers the line in the SE like he is BORED. Not crushed. He is non-chalant. In the original, he barks it out "bring my shuttle!", in the SE he talks like he is ordering fast food.


As for Han, my whole point was you were being a dick and arguing that Lucas knows better for one change, while also stating he knew better for another original version he later changed. You can't have it both ways and make that claim. You can LIKE one version or the other, but you can't pull out the "muh creator" argument like you did.

To add to this, listen to how Vader sounds when he says that. He sounds sad as fuck.

>something receives several different criticisms, ranging from the absolutely valid to the totally irrelevant
>you are PR guy charge of defending the something

You pick the totally irrelevant criticism, pretend it's the ONLY criticism, and then triumphantly refute it, then your friendly media outlets report on that, forming a narrative

That's how you get "entitled" fanbases and "sexist backlashes" and stuff

I apologize.

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>I don't think you understand what you're trying to say.
I know full well what I am saying. Your lack of comprehension is narcissistic.

Changing Vader in a previous film to non-chalant and bored does nothing to change his turn in ROTJ. Fuck, if you want to be so unbelievably autistic about the whole thing, why don't you moan about Episode 3 Anakin "I HATE YOU" to Episode 4 Vader the Braggart "When I left you I was but the Learner, now I am the Master". Fucking autists.

This. The hamil threads on here are full of unironic faggots talking about wanting to fuck young him

>He changed one fucking line, and inserted more footage of him WALKING. How the fuck does that make his character "better"?

Because all of a sudden, Vader has a reaction to something that's different than raging and killing people. This is called contrast.

>non-emotional response

Confirmed for on the spectrum. Being crushed is an emotional response for normal humans.

>He is non-chalant.

Sorry, my over-vaccinated friend. Real human emotional range is not "quiet" to "loud"

>You can LIKE one version or the other, but you can't pull out the "muh creator" argument like you did.

Sure I can -- I understand both. I don't like one. The other is brilliant.

OT fans gave us the Star Wars we have today. It’s funny how they blame the prequels but they just ducked everything up.

>TIE Fighters and X-Wings!
>Han and Chewie!
>Superweapon like the Death Star!
>I can’t wait to take muh kids to see Epusode 9! I can’t waut to relive muh childhood! Thank you Disney!

The prequels were unforgivable George.

Fucked

>non-chalant and bored

>can't understand human emotion unless there's shouting going on

I'm trying to tell you, he's defeated. That's the whole point of the scene. I'm sorry that you don't get this aspect of human behavior --trying taking some N-A-C supplements, they're cheap.

>retards gave us the Star Wars we have today

fixed

As much as we complained about the prequels, George put his heart into them, and we got cool stuff from it even if the movies weren't perfect. Sorry man.

Gomennasai george-sama

No wonder today's reporters have lost all credibility.

Once you know this playbook, you see it literally everywhere. It's great PR if you've got friendly media

If Captain Marvel turns out to be bad, expect a fucking flood of it

These niggas didn't even craft a storyboard for their new trilogy and how it was supposed to start, escalate or end. For God's sake, even Rian admitted that he wrote TLJ before TFA. That's how incompetent the people working for Disney really are. Even Lucas had the foresight to actually plan a actual plot for the OT and prequels. Disney couldn't even do the most basic steps in film making. How the hell is one of the most biggest franchises in the film industry run by these fools?

>Because all of a sudden, Vader has a reaction to something that's different than raging and killing people. This is called contrast.
As opposed to all the other times Vader did not rage and kill people? Did you even WATCH these films? He chokes but didn't kill ONE guy in ANH, and kills Ozzel in ESB. Wow, what a RAGE wizard!
>Confirmed for on the spectrum. Being crushed is an emotional response for normal humans.
As I keep pointing out to you, there is FAR more emotion in his pissed off bellowing "BRING MY SHUTTLE" versus "Alert my Star Destroyer to prepare for my arrival". Alert the Mc Donalds crew I will take an Egg McMuffin. OOOOHH HOW EMOTIONAL! It's fucking retarded how you keep blathering about emotions and yet you utterly fail to get the emotion of the original scene.

Does Vader suddenly SULK in the new scenes? Does he change his stride? NO. There is nothing changed in his character, this "crush" that you keep harping about is not there and not intended, you are going completely off your faulty memory. Re-watch the scene then get back to me. It is purely PROCEEDURAL. There is LESS emotion in the scene now, not more or different. Just because your ignorant ass wants to read more into it does not make it present. You are the only person I have ever heard talk about 20-year old film changes as "crushed", you insipid autist. Nobody else has ever argued that point because you are wrong.

>manchildren are thrown a PR bone over from the disney table
>squeal in excitement and joy

You never learn.

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>I'm trying to tell you, he's defeated.

>Did your men deactivate the Hyper-Drive on the Millenium Falcon?

Vader was NOT defeated at that point. Rewatch the film you fucktard. Vader was non-chalant because he figured he would just go catch Luke in space.

Original Vader was pissed that Luke did not willingly join him. SE Vader was just "no big, I go into space and get him". Fucking missing out on the emotion of the scene makes YOU the autist, despite how wrongly you want to call me one.

>He's not exactly a completely bad writer, there's still some good stuff there. He just needs someone to take his scripts and use them as initial screenplays, remove the fluff, expand on important things and just make them overall better and refined.
This is what I don't get. Lucas was perfectly ready to work with them to help them keep the feel and themes the same and they rejected it. Its just stupid.

There were a couple of stories like this about TFA too, so no.

They said he was "gone", not "dead".

t. Someone who has watched the film multiple times

Darth Vader wanted to rule the galaxy as Father and Son. In his mind, he thought this would be a Good Thing to Luke, and was pissed that Luke rejected him and his plan.

Changing the line in ESB completely ruins the emotion of the scene, and takes away from Vader's disappointment that Luke did not willingly agree with him and changed it to "oh well, I'll just go up to space to get him". Luke was willing to fall to his death rather than join his father. Vader was angry about this.

Now, in the SE: you have a tense chase of the Falcon trying to escape from Cloud City broken up and interspersed with superfluous scenes of Vader strolling casually onto his Star Destroyer. Vader is still not angry or "crushed" about Luke refusing him, he still thinks he can just get Luke with a tractor beam. There is NO indication whatsoever that Vader is "crushed" with the changes made in the SE, and more indication that he is "crushed" with the original version, he's mad, he's barking orders, and his response is short, versus the now lengthy and wordy sentence.

I'm sorry George. Please fix this shit show.

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The real deal with all these "small leaks", specially with this one, is to make you to watch the movie "just in case", at the end, once they took your money they can say "mission accomplished" no matter the shitfest you actually watched.

Is this a porn scene ?

I'm sorry.

>is FAR more emotion in his pissed off bellowing "BRING MY SHUTTLE" versus "Alert my Star Destroyer to prepare for my arrival".

Confirmed once again for autism

The human emotional scale is wider than "quiet" to "loud"

In fact, Vader just quietly leaving after killing people all movie is a huge exclamation point on him as a character. That's absolute defeat on a level we haven't seen in the trilogy yet. Him raging and storming off is cartoon-villain tier. Vader suddenly quieted is a glimpse into a much more complicated character.

Sorry you can't get this.

>Vader was non-chalant because he figured he would just go catch Luke in space.

How is it possible to be this wrong?

just fucking put in another underwater monster chase scene and/or podracing and we'll call it even you fucking nerd

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>Say it.
>Greedo shoots first

Thanks for the OT George! Sorry that Marcia stole your soul in 1983!

Lucas is a great character writer and a legitimate master visually -- it's his dialogue that's always been dog shit, because he openly says he thinks like a silent film director. He just wants to get to the next visual, and he does his emotional talking there.

Like that scene in Episode 3 with Anakin in the Council tower as the sun sets -- fucking gorgeous and it tells you everything about what's happening and about to happen. He's separated from Padme and night is falling. But oh god, the shit he has come out of his characters' mouths.

I assume Disney didn't want the PR nightmare of George telling them the retarded stuff they wanted to do was retarded

I remember reading that when you just posted it, lmfao. Good job

I'm not pretending anything but I WILL TAKE I HATE SAND TO WHAT DISNEY HAS BEEN DOING!

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I'm Sorry George. I'm so fucking sorry. I know the prequels are flawed, and there's many genuine reasons to dislike them, but damnit they LOOK AND FEEL LIKE STAR WARS! They have the music, they have the atmosphere. They have the world building. Some of the characters are alright (Palpatine, Obi Wan, Windu, etc.) some are awful (Jar-Jar, younger Anakin, Padme, etc.).

Nu-Wars has neither the charaters or the atmosphere or the feel of Star Wars. It is completely hollow and empty, a vessel simply created to extract currency from the pockets of Disney drones. It has no character, it has no loving creativity being poured into the work. It has no passion, it's all a dull, neutral product of a bunch of studio executives that wanted to create the most bland, palpable experience that all of the normies would lap up without question or complaint. Nothing is explained, it's just a blank slate to create a new shittier story of the same events we already witnessed. The galaxy is saved, but it's really not and all the actions of our previous heroes are left completely and utterly null and void. All of their sacrifices, all of their losses were for nothing because somehow the Empire was defeated but something even worse, with a comical level of resources somehow just replaced them and has an army of millions within a decade, amd limitless resources to build facilities that make the death stars look like child's playthings.

I'm sorry for being angry at you George. I know the prequels are far from perfect, but you can tell that you cared about them, you can tell that you poured your all into them to create the vision that you wanted. Maybe your sequels wouldn't have been perfect either, but I know damn well that they would at least be interesting and worthy of discussion unlike Nu-Wars. I know at least you would created a vision that was creative and passionate, and not just something to make billions of dollars of profit.

>Confirmed once again for autism
I know you have autism, you can stop bragging about it.

Vader. Was. Not. Defeated. At. This. Point.

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REPEAT THIS FACT????

Vader had ordered his men to deactivate the Falcon's Hyper-Drive. Vader was non-chalantly going up to tractor-beam capture Luke and his friends. Why do you keep ignoring this FACT to make your ignorant claims? He is NOT "suddenly quieted" you fucking retard. He is "suddenly quieted" AFTER the Falcon jumps to Hyperspace! WATCH THE FUCKING FILM!

Christ dude, you keep arguing without actually watching. You are so fucking wrong, your stupidity is just mind-boggling! You keep ignoring facts that destroy your shitty narrative!

The "Contrast" your ignorant faggot self claims comes AFTER the Falcon jumps to Hyper-Space, and he leaves the bridge without killing any crewmen. The fact that you keep arguing shit completely out of order tells us all your memory is flawed and you are pulling shit out of your ass.

>He is "suddenly quieted" AFTER the Falcon jumps to Hyperspace

Then I accept your apology, glad you finally came around

Luckily it's not working on me, but the question is will it work on other people?

>Be Lucas
>Make early 1970 drafts of a movie called the Star Wars involving an evil dictator who has an army of Sith Lords who over rule the Galactic Republic
>Believe this is all too political so cut it out of your movie and save it for perhaps a sequel
>Get your wife at the time who is a very experienced editor to help draft your movie
>You and her share so much together and she gives you hope of your future
>Star Wars 1977 is a success so you continue on the sequels, having an entire backstory about a young Anakin Skywalker in mind but again this is all too big of a story so you just focus on Luke Skywalker redeeming his father
>Cut to the end of 1983 when Return of the Jedi is released as you and your wife are so rich and successful but you deeply care about your Star Wars character legacy and get deeply involved in the toy business (mainly due to the personal reason that you cannot pro-create with your wife so instead Star Wars is your baby to the world)
>Get too involved in Star Wars that you are away home too long as eventually your wife tells you she wants a divorce
>Finally begin the writing of Episode 1 using your old early 1970 drafts
>You don't have her support on the editing and this deeply saddens you
>Spend so much time with practicals and miniatures and shooting it on film
>Release it with a sudden backlash by many fans who are calling you a failure
>You remind yourself of your divorce from the love of your life when together you shared in the creation of your baby: Star Wars
>End up not giving a shit and just shooting Episode 2 on digital instead of film with hardly any practicals
>Cut all the way to 2012
>Fans have been hating your guts for a decade for the prequels
>Get fed up with the fanbase and decide to sell it to the worst company possible
>Sit and watch it all crumble to bits as you remind yourself "oh wait that's my baby"
Lucas' life is truly the official Star Wars tragedy

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whoever is in charge of yaphit and his emotes/subtle gestures to convey a blobs acting as best in show deserves some kind of reward,bloody good work whoever does it.
yaphit gear solid(pun intended) fucking when?
would totally play an Orville game and I hate sci-fi games...god bless seth mcfarlan.

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>by 3PO

Are you sure you're in the right thread?

I have no doubt Episode 9 won't flop. It's the end of the new trilogy, people will at the very least be morbidly curious about the finale.

But it'll be interesting to see exactly how much it makes past its budget. If it's a huge financial success or if it's only barely one.

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Based.

oh yeah...fucked that up I guess,just started with sci-fi in general and got overwhelmed.
forgive me user.

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>zoomers who grew up with star wars prequels
Anyone who grew up with Star War prequels prevelant in their childhood is 28 - 30+ now.

Phantom Menace was fucking 1999, my zoomer kid brother was 1 year old at this time while I was 10 (30 now).

but he's the devil I know

>Phantom Menace was fucking 1999, my zoomer kid brother was 1 year old at this time while I was 10 (30 now).
This is what's odd. I am so used to thinking 1999 - say 2005 was like 10 years ago. It always surprises me when I look up an actor who was like 25 at the time and is now like over 50.

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He’s not a bad writer at all, you’re just a post modernist who snorts and rolls eyes at simple effective dialogue the moves the story forward. It’s people like you that have made movies today shit because we now have to spend 100 minutes having chatacters explaining plot to each other and what they are going to do before 20 mins if throwing each other through buildings. Fuck off

i'm very sorry Mr. Lucas i believed i knew better, i was wrong, i love you

George Lucas should have stopped after the original three episodes and not touched this story anymore.
Star wars is a prime example of a trilogy that could have written history but got destroyed for a bunch of shekelz.

I already said that in the nineties, when they came with new episodes that were more of a bubblegum kino than star wars.
Fuck the hunt for shekelz.

Allthough Star Wars shaped my taste of SciFi back in the late seventies and early eighties and influenced me a lot, i haven't even watched the last episode.
There is a reason why.
Capeshit doesn't belong in Star wars, nor does bubblegum.

yes!!! we did it /pol/!!!! it's happening!!!!!!
we beat the kikes again! our delusional shitposting prevailed!

>the darkest, most morally complicated, and most visually stunning of the films were bubblegum

get a load of this pleb

Go watch them again and pay attention this time

Millennial taste does not count.
If VFX would be the standard on how good a movie is, none of the star wars episodes would carry home a dime.

I did watch these movies before you were born kiddo.

How is this possible, George hates Abrams for what he did with TFA. I have a hard time imagining what would make him touch Nu-Wars a fix their shit

>So uncivilized

They brought darth maul back to bring snoke back the same way.

Luke can be brought back by saying he was just a projection of a projection in tlj

Won't really change much, there will just be a couple bizarrely and autisticly emphasized scenes, and that will be it beyond a regular JJ movie.

But it is still true.
The original trilogy was everything needed. No further episodes should have been made.
The more episodes came, the less important the entire Star Wars story got compared to other mile stones of the film industry.

>VFX
>not visual composition

King of plebs detected. The VFX in 2001: A Space Odyssey are vastly inferior to those in the sequel, 2010, but the difference between Kubrick's composition and Literally Who's is staggering.

Without even getting into the Ring Theory and the visual "rhyming" between the movies, Lucas did some of the best visual work of the last 50 years in the prequels. The fight scene between Anakin and Obi-Wan, from a visual perspective, is the work of a master (no matter how shit Lucas' dialogue has always been)

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Thanks for making the prequels, Daddy!

You made my childhood

>Luke is dead.

There's a million ways to do this. Luke's a Force Ghost, Luke actually teleported, Luke transcended the physical plane to where the Living Force, er, lives, and now is the most powerful being in the universe

etc

>Then I accept your apology, glad you finally came around
You fucking retard, I never "came around", you were WRONG on your sequence of events from the start. And Vader quieting down AFTER the Falcon jumper to hyperspace was ALWAYS in the film, original and SE.

You were arguing like a total mongoloid retard because as I kept pointing out to your dumb ass, your memory was FAULTY. Shouldn't you log off by now? I don't want you to be late to your job flipping burgers.

>full-on sperg rant
>can't lose graciously

Son, you're as angry as Vader was before Lucas fixed him in the edit

IM SO SORRY GEORGE

>"that wasnt luke dying at the end, it was all green screen HAHA!"

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My nipples are hard

Thank you. I liked the prequels so....

FUCK YOU LUCAS FOR SELLING OUT LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING BOOMER AND NOT CARING ABOUT THE LONG TERM CONSEQUENCES FUUUUCK

The perfect being

Are you stupid? Seriously, i told you, VFX and scenery aside, there should have not been any additional episodes. All that came after was and still is not really Star wars.
You can sperg as long as you want about muhh effects and shit. It doesn't change the facts.
All the additional episodes pretty destroyed the Star Wars trilogys footprint historically.
Now it's just one more sequel that gets run into oblivion until no one dares to care about it anymore.

That's not me who is the pleb here.

I don't think so. I think he will try to quietly fade away.

>All that came after was and still is not really Star wars.

Like I say, you gotta watch again and pay attention. It's actually a much more intricately made clock than a superficial viewing will reveal. I think the treatment of the Jedi that is hinted at in the OT was worth it. I just wish he'd cast people who could make his godawful dialogue sound as good as Harrison Ford was able to.

And to have not gone all full experimental film on the saga. Given how he structured the prequels to correspond with moments and beats in the OT, but running backwards, it's amazing the prequels made as much sense as they did.

www.starwarsringtheory.com is an eye opener and worth a few minutes if you're even remotely into Star Wars

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>>can't lose graciously

I understand its very difficult for you to lose. That was why you cherry-picked, ignored facts, and resorted to name calling.

No wonder you never got very far in life. Maybe if you blow your boss he won't make you wear that ridiculous paper hat on your next shift.

nigger

>get BTFO
>anus still glowing an hour later
>now ranting and spitting insults at your imaginary version of the man who beat you in an internet argument

I feel for you, friend -- It wasn't your choice to get all those vaccines

>midichlorians are parasites gaijin

>he doesn't even know about the Whills

>Acknowledged I was right
>You were wrong about the sequence of events
>Gaslights because you can't win
>continues to sperg out and hurl insults
>I'm not even supposed to be here today

Guess your shift doesn't start for awhile. I'd ask you to point out where you BTFO me, but you and I both know you can't. Gaslight and cry further, wagie.

You are a zoomer if you unironically like them. Boomers with taste know they were shit.

Ooh. Grown, your knees have.

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The new movies even made me look at jar jar with nostalgia... Im sorry George.

>acknowledged I was right

If you mean that I was right, absolutely

>whole bunch of wild ravings and imaginary delusions of a fevered mind
>unironically using the word "gaslight"

lmao, friend, just take the L and move on. This is all anonymous, nobody will ever know how bad you embarrassed yourself

>You are a zoomer if you unironically like them.

How can one man be so wrong?

>lmao, friend, just take the L and move on. This is all anonymous, nobody will ever know how bad you embarrassed yourself
That's what I don't get, why you haven't taken the L and moved on. But I get it, you'd rather rage at me than go work your wage slave shift at McDonalds. I'm not your therapy pet, you sorry McFuck.

If only we knew

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Phantom menace is an amazing movie. I will forever love it

The only way I can see this happening is if Mark Hamill wasn't actually contractually obligated to do IX and this was the only carrot they could offer him.

>Phantom menace is an amazing movie. I will forever love it

I'll try spinning! That's a good trick! YIPPPPEEEEEE!!!

That film is just, like, so WIZARD, yaknowhumimsayin?

>full-on delusion
>imaginary wins
>imaginary me

Hey, man, you tell yourself whatever you need. It's ok.

Me, I'm just gonna enjoy this warm glow of victory, maybe go watch Empire again and have a friendly chuckle about that confused guy on Yea Forums

You have a good one now, maybe I'll see you around, sperging out and being wrong on the Internet again.

I'm gonna say this: I NEVER had a problem with George Lucas. I think RLM is funny but I never bought into RLM's videos about how Lucas is a terrible filmmaker. The prequels were fun to watch when I was a little kid. Would I watch them again now? No, I'm not a little kid anymore.

>I'll try spinning! That's a good trick!

>yfw he does it in Ep 3 to kill the missiles and it actually is a good trick

If that turns out to be the case, I will literally give my sister to Mark as his eternal concubine

I won't apologise because I have always loved the prequel trilogy films and I have always supported George Lucas.

Once you get past the horrible dialogue and the expecting-way-too-much-from-the-technology-of-the-time CG, they're actually vastly interesting pieces of filmmaking

You don't remember
>like I need THIS old thing
>*throws lightsaber of his shoulder while laugh track plays*
?

I think most of my complaints are specifically about Anakin and his cheesy acting, but the character was supposed to be a cheesy and edgy teenager, so I can't even complain that much

Please, tell me how you "won". Go ahead, I'll wait. You can't, but it might be fun to read. Gaslight some more.

Hey, have you been getting any more shifts since they put pictures on the register? Or did they move you to dishwasher because you're still too stupid?

>Argues about scene that was changed in ESB
>Thinks he's talking about later scene further on that was always the same
>Can't tell the difference between Vader ordering his Egg McShuttle and strolling onto the Star Destroyer and Vader pouting and storming off the bridge after Falcon jumps to Hyperspace.

How did you "win" again, fucktard?

Kill my time with
Your bullshit, should be ashamed of your
Self, you wagie faggot.

It wasn't Luke who died. It was Big Luke or Luuke.

>YFW he forgot to scream "YIPPEEEE"

Literally unwatchable

Look, the fact alone, that people here on Yea Forums have to discuss about how Star Wars can be saved somehow, is proof enough that something went EXTREMELY FUCKING WRONG.
There were discussions about the same reasons back in the nineties, when the first additional episode came.

Just imagine, the original Star Wars Trilogy WITHOUT any additional episodes and how folks would look back at them in terms of movie-historically-footprint and how it is seen now with all the additional episodes.
They have lost massively on adding more and more episodes. Allthough they made a fuckton of shekelz. I guess that counts more (sadly).

That's the main problem i have with this entire "adding episodes" and now adding episodes to somehow save something that got run into the trash bin (intentionally).
It's like solving a problem you intentionally caused yourself.

I understand that it's interesting for a Star Wars fan like me to know what happend pre original trilogy and after it, but it's like with drugs. A little testing can give you a broadened experience and open up perspectives youll've never gotten without it, while continuing with it will ruin your life.

I also fell for the bait and were amazed an jumped triangles in the air when i heard a new episode will come after fucking 20 years. But having watched the new episode on premiere day, i regretted it instantly and felt that THIS 70th and 80th style atmosphere, dialogues and overall feel could not be replicated, nor transformed into the nineties. And the worst is, they did not even try. The overall looks were not Star Wars at all, and the jerky Bings or what he/it was called did fit better in a childrens movie than in Star Wars. And they only added up with the shit from episode to episode.
And now, they implement capeshit, SJW, minority bullshit and feminazi stuff. That's too much. General plot aside.
Finally we sit here on Yea Forums and argue over how George Lucas is able to somehow save it from drowning eternally.

i feel like this entire comment thread is an AI. also im fuckin OP

>also im fuckin OP
Which hole are you fucking OP in? Mouth, ass, or colostomy?

>A little testing can give you a broadened experience and open up perspectives youll've never gotten without it, while continuing with it will ruin your life.

Yeah, I kinda figured you had a drug-addled mind. Thanks for confirming it.

This is bullshit. Good kids media holds up with time the same way good adult media does. Do you really think that Boss Baby and the 1991 Beauty and the Beast should be considered equivalent because "lol it's for kids?" A New Hope, American Graffiti, and THX 1138 are all great films despite being radically different from each other.

>review bombs
We never had one of those though

I personally never did drugs. I took it as a metaphor to make my point clear.
Much of something is sometimes worse than less. And in terms of Star Wars, its that way.

Remember guys, at some point in the future, we will be making youtube videos defending The Last Jedi, just to be contrarian.

AGGHHHH GEORGE I'M SORRY! PLEASE, I'LL RUB THE GOLD BOND INTO YOUR NECK FOLDS IF YOU SPARE MY LIFE!

phantom menace aint that bad.
jar jar is way more bearable on a timeline where the whole culture didnt go to shit

The Last Jedi does not exist in this Dojo.
Also, I hated TPM on release day, I have never changed my opinion on it. Other people will likely do so, but I don't care and won't be watching TLJ, TPM, or videos defending either. In fact, I'm done watching videos tearing them apart as well. I have moved on, only the OT exists for me.

greedy shabbo's goy, could have sold the IP to hundreds of other companies which would have taken good care of it and still leave him enough money for ten lifetimes

>jar jar is way more bearable on a timeline where the whole culture didnt go to shit

OKEEDAY!
PEEE-YOUSA!
ICKEE ICKEE POO!

TPM wasn't "that bad" ONLY in comparison to TLJ. TPM was a shit film, but didn't destroy the fandom and shit on the fans outright. I did not abandon the francise due to shit movie prequels, it was the abject hatred against the OT characters (Luke, Ackbar), hatred against males (Everything Holdo), and vitriol from the likes of KK, RJ and their PR bullshit.

Arguing for TPM is like comparing smelly shits compared to smelly shit dumpster fires.

>wahh lucas did different stuff with the prequels, rather than just serving up fanservice

fuck drumpf and fuck wh*te people for ruining star wars

>TPM wasn't "that bad" ONLY in comparison to TLJ.

And TFA.

>I have moved on, only the OT exists for me.

It's too bad -- like I said, if you can overlook the cringe-tier dialogue, 2 and 3 are legitimately fascinating movies. I'll even rank 3 up with 6, though everyone else calls me a heretic for it

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you obviously didnt read my comment or you have reading comprehensions.
I said he should have never made any new episodes at all.
It's not about who he had to "serve" or not so "serve".

>tfw you voted for trump hoping he would turn the tide of the SJW wars

This story is fake and gay, for you people who just read headlines and believe whatever they say.

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t. rural and suburban retard, probably an incel as well

imagine being this ass blasted because someone didn't vote for your candidate

>2 and 3 are legitimately fascinating movies
Trainwrecks are fascinating. I HATE TPM, I dislike AOTC and ROTS. Eveything on Geonosis was garbage (Jedi "extras" leaping around like a bunch of over-eager cosplayers rather than choreographed badasses, the video-game bullshit of Padme on the conveyor belt, and the completely out-of-character attempt by R2-D2 to KILL C-3PO by shoving him over the edge (oh, to get him to vamp and be involved in the scene)

They have a few moments of interest, but the PT overall is just shit.

it was her turn ok? if it wasn't for those damned meddling russians and you incel fucks, we would have the president the majority of america voted for right now

>hating the phantom menace
political kino is far too sophisticated for brainlets and boomers
>hating attack of the clones
okay I can give you that one, it was a good idea with poor execution though it also has several kino scenes
>hating revenge of the sith
kill yourself posthaste you deranged mongoloid

he literally falls to the dark side because hes a prick

when did the jedi fail him? tf is this shit

sounds like something reddit would say tbqh

>George steps into the board room
>"Mr. Lucas, we're so honored to have you her-"
>"TWO WORDS..."
>"...?"
>"Darth. Icky."

>>political kino is far too sophisticated for brainlets and boomers
Sophisticated Eopie Farts and Master Jar Jar stepping in a pile of shit? I don't care what galaxy you're from, that's gotta hurt!

HEY! I know! You remember that Force Power we had at the start of the film to run from the gas? Yeah, let's like, um, NOT use that Force Power when we get separated from Ballet Master Darth Maul and I'mGone Jinn!

>hating attack of the clones okay I can give you that one,
How magnanimous of you!
>kill yourself posthaste you deranged mongoloid

Shall I simply lose the will to live? Worked for Padme. EPIC!

wtf how did he do that?

>Anakin: "Obi-wan's overly critical and doesn't let me grow."
>Padme: "Nah, just trust him."

>Anakin: "Someone I love is about to die."
>Yoda: "Just let it happen."

>Anakin: "We don't kill prisoners."
>Mace: "Yeah, well, gonna make an exception."

The clues were there.