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The Orville
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stream when
no idea I just torrent it
friday of course
anyway, these two episodes probably will turn out to be the only good ones in this season
I am disappointed, seth wasted so much plot with relationships and gay niggas in outer space, it's sad
It's probably the budget.
>only good ones in this season
But there's already been several 10/10 episodes user
desu the First Contact episode was the only bad one this season. Although I think that one was the worst in the entire show so far
And besides, the relationship episodes were probably just Seth saving his CGI budget for this kino double-ep desu
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I gotchu senpai.
I felt bad for all the red shirts getting killed last week.
Why can the Union invest in body armor or shields for their security? Look at how they got easily overwhelmed?
PREDICTIONS
The power of love or the kids makes Issac rejoin the human side (Because the randomness of humans will keep things interesting or something.)
Uses some program or virus to fuck up his own race.
Either they go back to be isolationists or get wiped out and Issac is the last of his kind.
My headcanon tells me that weapons are so advanced in the future as to render armor useless. It only slows you down.
Prediction: Yaphit saves the day.
Doggo is ready.
They can't use some sort of armor or portable shield that at least doesn't make it instantly not fatal? I mean one guy died getting hit in the shoulder.
The dead creators actually uploaded themselves willingly, the Kaylons have evolved into beings of pure rationality so they have no emotional attachment to their past selves and see themselves as new, distinct entities. Their lack of empathy is the blind spot that makes them fail to see how this distinction makes a big difference from a human perspective, ethically speaking. This realization makes them aware of the value of the subjective meatbag perspective.
Unless something I'm forgetting contradicts this. Did they antagonise their creators first or was it the other way around?
And so is Catto.
where are the trees and grass and bodies of water?
The Kaylon arc will be resolved by:
A) The power of love
B) A Krill and Union alliance
C) Alara's return
why would robot need such a huge city with so many building seems really inefficient to me
thinking about getting a pug myself. is it worth the shedding?
This show has some blueish filter right? The skin tone makes me second guess my TV's calibration every time.
it's not even earth
they just killed the humans
>thought there was too much relationshit this season, every episodes feels a little fillery, want more meat to balance out the comfy
>show whips out a two parter
>it even builds on the relationshit set up earlier in the season
I'm not saying it's a masterpiece but I feel like this show gets panned a few shades harder than it ought to.
if you're getting a genetic abomination whose existence is pure suffering you might as well get a breed that's
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The problem with any type of armor is cost effectiveness. You might assume that in a post scarcity society that wouldn't be an issue but depending on how labour intensive upkeep on a personal armor system is it might cost too many 'man hours' to keep a force supplied compared to just raising a new force from scratch.
Remember that Orville is based on Trek
And Trek is based on what people in the 60's thought 'futuristic' would look like
So there's always gonna be dumb humanoid robots even when humanoid shapes aren't at all the most efficient form an AI can take.
Dr Who does the same shit
Any place for a reliable stream?
link for a live stream? I usually torrent it but this time I want to watch it with Yea Forums
Gordon has some pipes. Who knew?
From Part 1
see
Its the same guy who plays steve from american dad, and steve has soul.
They have replicators. You could just order a fresh new pair every morning and recycle it when you're done.
Drink for every "My dad left the room." post
That is not a corner piece.
Pugs are cute but I support the eradication of the breed.
Seriously, take this time to read up on the constant health issues related to pugs. They live in constant agony as they struggle to breathe. Their existence is one of pain and suffering. We purposely bred dogs with shorter and shorter noses because "awww they're so cute" but by doing so we ruined this breed of dogs.
clutch, ty bro
I was confused about this I know he wants a corner piece but why was he in such a hurry?
My prediction is that they're trying to go all Encounter at Farpoint to prove that humanity isn't about to genocide all the robits.
Robits will back off or even accept membership in !federation, but the humans will back off and say "oh we're not ready" or some other handwaving
The doctor will be involved in this somehow.
Ah -- the different departments on the ship have different badges. Didn't notice that before. Very Trek.
Dann, from Engineering.
Frankly buttercream is worth being an asshole about it but most cake frosting is okay
seth is retarded and it's some kind of joke that nobody could possibly get
My prediction is Isaac is playing along now that he knows The Prime's plans.
He will cook u some way to aid the organics to defeat the other robots.
It still takes time and energy to replicate something, the more complex it is the longer it would take. My point stands, it might be cheaper energy wise to just throw infantry into the meat-grinder than spend the time and effort on supplying body armor.
Buttercream frosting gives me a stomach ache and the runs.
new alien as an extra
Because he knew someone would get those parts of the cake.
>new alien as an extra
The green uniform looks good on him
They never explained how struck first, it's definitely a Matrix scenario where the robots rebel against their creators and win.
you are FAR too forgiving to trash
hehe
And that wouldn't make sense because it would be used to keep people alive, and you'd think manpower would be much more valuable than the upkeep of armor.
I mean show wise, they don't have the budget to make the armor or gear, but in universe, there's no excuse.
I mean first few movies got it right by having security forces have body armor and shields though.
you have lactose intolerance because you're not white
>My point stands, it might be cheaper energy wise to just throw infantry into the meat-grinder than spend the time and effort on supplying body armor.
Nah. The amount of training and the societal value on life makes your argument a load of fucking bunk. The simple fact is that it's just not that kind of show.
FACT: In the future, body armor is more valuable than human life.
FACT the union is a bunch of a pacifist pussies and dont invest in warfare enough.
does STD even have a thread this week?
Betting that in order to save themselves, the crew wipes out the entire cyborg civilization.
How much more of this Gotham crap
That's the worst Bruce Wayne I've ever seen
The only good casting choice is the guy playing Gordon
we've seen their warships before
The Best of Both Worls, part 2
who cares about Bruce Wayne/
so much for new Alara
There goes Not!Alara...
I turn on Gotham just to have the channel on but fuck that show is a big mess.
Dumb kid got not-Alara shot
They are killing her off, HALSTON SAGE IS BACK BOYS.
hopefully she dies and alara comes back
YES YES YES SHE'S DEAD
GO AWAY TALLA GOA WAY
what do you mean dumb, he got not-alara shot
>the little kid gets someone hurt/killed due to be a fucking idiot
I hate that trope because the little fucks never get any repercussions for their actions.
do I watch the stream now or leave the thread to get the torrent and a pizza
Because someone else would either get it, or offer him a random slice of cake, the latter of which actually happened.
We just got her!!! Stupid kid!!
Claire should have just listened from the get go.
leave the thread to get the torrent and a pizza, you'll be able to get the memes in one shot instead of waiting
This 911 show is one big pile of race baiting and liberal garbage.
The black cop lady is obnoxiously hostile to white men all the fucking time.
that black pusy though
Low effort fan art.
Please clap.
this guy makes a good point
What did you expect? It's made by Shonda Rhimes.
Angela Basset is a hag
leave the thread, then i'll have someone to talk to once the torrents up
Good thing issac has blue eyes and no one else does.
I hate you fags.
I hope there's some reason in the plot why he's the only one with blue eyes. I hope it's not just because viewers are stupid and can't tell the difference between each of them.
She's alive! ALARAFAGS BTFO
10/10
Looks exactly like Norm McDonald
Fuck you as well.
next season she comes back from retirement calling it.
>it’s a “we’re gonna genocide you before you genocide us” episode
>It's a racism tract episode
>The Kaylons were created by aliens
>They rebelled
>Some can look human
>and they have a plan.
>he’s the only one built after the war
I guess they ran out of red LEDs?
>your entire crew will die
or
>your entire race will die
Is Seth dumb?
>racism
Nah machine uprisings are a separate genre and very common
So the Kaylon are big dumb hypocrites.
>Biological Beings Bad
IT’S TONY ALMEIDA
Im sure seth will solve it all with a quippy quip.
obviously a duress phrase
>They knew about the code all along
oh fuck
F
Fucking hell they probably killed a ship full of kids just like The Orville
God I hate commercials
just because the decision is logical doesn't make it easy
but the cause of it is MUH SLAVERY
What in the ever living fuck could a 13 button salute probably be?
They had one of them on the ship with complete access to union intel. Did they not think they would notice the code?
>Directed by Jon Cassar
fuuuuuuuuuuck
So they're basically the Geth, except corny-looking. You guys remember the Geth right?
It's either lose his crew immediately or do what the robots say to buy time
Fuck but I hate the Kaylons now.
Thier builders did nothing wrong.
Meanwhile issac is literally a tool built to serve their interests and be discarded the second his objective is completed. They really thought this slavery metaphor through huh
>red shirt
Seth no...
That's a corny design
I try not to
>They really thought this slavery metaphor through huh
probably going to play a role honestly
Okay now they are irredeemable.
ISAAC IS A GOOD BOY! HE DID NOTHING WRONG!
Well this just keeps getting darker and darker
Is it bad I wanted one of the ships to shoot his body when he got jettisoned out
Damn
>Freezing over instead of popping like a boil
guys...this show isn't funny any more
>Roots
kek
F
>Roots
OH FOR FUCK SAKE!
Black guy here, this is hamfisted as fuck.
they'd look better without the stupid pipes on their heads
Why would you think they would pop?
Why do superintelligent AIs need to speak out loud to each other and pause dramatically
Get ready for Adolf!
the sudden decompression
>Black guy here
I believe you
the geth didnt start it and the quarians only started to take them out when one asked 'who am i'
CHUBBY
YES KRILL TEAM UP NOW
because it's television
Oh fuck yes, they're gonna get help from the Krill
god I wish
They have a pee corner
THE KRILL!?
ARE YOU CRAZY!!
>Krill Alliance incoming
here we go lads, best girl is coming back
it's in their programming
What basis do you have for that assumption?
What about those unnamed guys that fucked up the Krill last time?
How high has the death count risen now?
it’s important to stretch your robot vocal cords regularly
>limited Commercials
>commercials every 5 seconds
Now, why in the fuck would the Krill give two shits about Earth being nuked.
The Kaylons are saving them the trouble.
YOU JUST REALIZED THAT?
man the writers are trying really hard to redeem isaac, aren't they
who the space orcs?
honestly we only saw like two dozen dead in the last episode out of 400
>not hailing the Xelayan fleet to see Alara again
wtf dropped
its the translation convention - the audience needs to hear it so we can but to an english speaker in-canon it would be beeps and boops etc
>another thing ST:D fails at
That is limited in america
Like 12 crew members killed last ep
1 dude on Orville this ep
The crew of the Roosevelt who knows how many prob several thousand
Jesus fuck this is why we torrent
limited in duration
IS SETHS WAIFU COMING BACK
>ftw made cookies for a show for the first time in like 5 years
Who's ready for some power of love peace and understanding bullshit copout ending. Remember kids, stabbing your people in the back is ok if you do it for the jews!
because they'll be attacked next
NORM SAVES THE FUCKING DAY!!!
Looks like you're right
oh shit Yaphit
>It's a Yaphit goes into the Jeffries tubes episode
Because they’re next
Though if they were religious fanatics they wouldn’t be that pragmatic to accept
>immediately dies again
He can’t catch a break
The space elves probably don't have a fleet, they're too prissy to get their hands dirty.
Xelaya hates the military
The entire crew would rather work with their sworn enemies than those nerds
Boy I can't wait for this show to be syndicated at 12am like Star Trek. This is some good shit to go to sleep to.
BECAUSE THE KAYLONS WILL EVENTUALLY DESTROY THEM.
Ty mans up!
THis is why I want it to last Just a few more seasons
Who was the sperm donor for Claire? Some autistic scientist?
Wesley Crusher, 2.0
only like 80 episodes to go
these Kaylons are real jerks!
SHUT UP BLACK WESLEY
And the krill are probably going to get around to going to war with them soon anyways
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Maybe "popping like a boil" was an exaggeration, but there would be some expansion going on.
OR SO THE GERMANS WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE!
Wesley "Pussy" Crusher
NO MORE COMMERCIALS REEEEE
probably none, just take her DNA and make modifications to it. It's possible just beyond us right now.
Jesus this season has been uneven. 2 weeks of Moclan porn, then they remember to have a plot
Don't you only need 75 episodes to be syndicated now?
This causes some expansion to go on.
The Krill are already fighting da orks why would they want to help the tau fight necrons?
ADVANCED INTERNET GOYS
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You're always whining about the Bortus episodes
Apparently it’s 88 now
The eps aren’t written in order in true Star Trek fashion
Also Seth always wanted this to be the “big event” ep of the early part of the series
yeah. i think a lot of that faggot shit chased away the family audience
it's a shame because tonight's show is perfect family entertainment
im pretty sure she actually said there was a donor at one point
After season three, I'll bet Seth will make a solid case for seeing it through to a syndication number of episodes.
Which will be fucking awesome.
I'm sure the Krill are reverse Kaylon where they see robots as even more inferior than other races.
Or PLOT TWIST it was the Krill that created the Kaylon.
In the first season she state they were born via artificial impregnation.
>character development is bad
888-8888
>Boy I can't wait for this show to be syndicated at 12am like Star Trek. This is some good shit to go to sleep to.
That would still be genetic incest.
RIP that one user’s dad
I hope so. This show deserves 3 seasons at least and maybe I'm too hopeful but I want 5
If the Cove of Pleasure is character development, then I’d like a not-Alara episode next
Those are some cool Jefferies tubes
Did you think I was being facetious?
This is cozy as fuck.
I love to watch TNG while winding down to sleep.
is....is Norm ok?
Rip Norm
I can’t believe Yaphit is fucking dead
He never is.
didn't he have a clone child?
Are they hyperspeed ramming like in TLJ
Seth was clever to cut ties with norm in a way that was also fan satisfying
i think hes just knocked out
RIP Yaphit
You reached for your dreams and fucked Claire.
>not a Kelly clone orgy
no he was thinking of splitting in two, and had a brother
Inb4 they're in Klingorc space.
>Uncle Jun’s in the muff. Oh, did I say ‘muff?
He's pining for the fjords
Who's the Krill commander, he has a hypnotic voice
this krill sounds like serpentor
AVIS DID NOT TELL US ABOUT A GIANT DEATH BALL
I love that Krill commander's acting
>they team up and Krill join the Union
>rest of the show is peaceful exploring together
FUCK
NOT ANOTHER
What if Earth makes a bunch of robot slaves to fight Kaylons?
imagine the feel
slime in every single orifice
unf
I’m scared what Disney is going to do to Orville once they take over fox
what we do in the shadows tv show???????????????
I think the twist will be that he knocked the lady krill up
WHITE GUY BAD
BLACK WOMAN GOOD
MARRIED BLACK COUPLE REAL
WE DO YOUR TAXES
You should be. you should be
I don't know who is playing him but he's good.
These commercials are really dog tits
More women, more sticking it to Trump and white men, gay aliens you say, YES PLEASE!!
Did they change Isaac's eyes since last season?
yes, terminate that annoying fuckin kid
>Deactivation Complete
thats fucking badass
d'awww
Papa Isaac
#1 Robo Dad
Oh SNAP!
Isaac going good was expected but still satisfying
He's a shitty husband, but a great father.
NO NO NO NO NO
ISSAC NO
>isaac has a change of heart
If it’s that easy, how did the Kaylon humans lose??
Well this is an emotional roller coster
Just turn him back on.
It certainly seem like there's more depth between his eyes and visor.
He was already reactivated once guys. This is no big deal.
I guess all the eps will be Bortus now!
they invented sentient AI but not EM
Reminds me of someone
Not even, just klyden in toppo.
Issac had experience with good people, the older Kaylon only knew evil
Giant fleet battle
INCOMING
Being 2nd renaissance fuckknobs
someone post Wifebeater Isaac
These are the voyages of the Moclan ship...
But Vegeta was both a shitty husband and father.
On one hand I don't want Isaac to go but I feel like this episode would be stronger if he's actually dead
Bracing for epic fleet battle.
>why dont they just UV blast the krill
This.
The people Kaylon knew are like those in favor of slavery or just general assholes Like the president
Issac only knew people who are weird, but not malevolent.
Post scarcity everyone.
My headcanon is the kaylon have EMP shielding but didn’t activate it for the Orville as they didn’t foresee its use and it wastes energy like interior lighting
They blew all the budget already tho
>Robo person is shut down
>Memory is wiped
>All their experiences from the adventure are no more
This happened in other shows and movies and it's heart breaking.
>arent I a quirky gay? Watch this gameshow
I would love watching a Moclan ship exploring.
"This planet is terrible"
...
pretty impressive 3D space battle
>that fleet battle
eat your heart out ds9
All of the budget but I thought they wasted it o Moclan VR porn?
TOO BAD, Enjoy 4 bottle episodes after this.
>what we saw was the scaled-down low budget version
God help us
>USS Spruance
>Admiral Halsey
All these battle of midway references
DB Super had him grow as a person he cares for Bulma but rarely shows it due to pride. He spends more time with Trunks and is full on Papa for Bra.
He even bonded with Future Trunks and mentored Gohan a bit when he was doubting himself.
>Sacrifice of Angels was over 20 years ago
Sure he cheats on her, but every fucking morning he made those kids breakfast.
No wonder there were so many cheap drama episodes this season, this definitely ate the budget.
Worth it though.
that was the episode that was supposed to be in season 1, had a whole year to render it on the cheap
>the moon is still uninhabited in the future
lame
F USS Hawking
HOL UP
krill
>not knowing the lore
>not knowing that the Mooninites were discovered and defeated
Pretty brutal crewmen deaths.
Their head cannons are better than your head canon.
>Decks E and F
Really now? Did Star Trek copyright numbered decks?
Why would they bother colonizing the moon? It's literally useless.
That Krill smear is priceless
All those copypasted 3D assets
>Captain Dalek
Well they blew the budget for the rest of the season
>home fleet destroyed
>another enemy fleet appears
YAY! WE'RE SAVED!!!
The Krill are so excited to have an actual space fight
They actually let Gordon pilot a ship?
Now THAT is a fucking SPACE BATTLE
based Gordon
This, it's the Utah of Planetoids.
This is pretty neat
Guys I don't think we will get another Bortus ep, there is no more budget for the other moclans to do gay shit with.
>Gordon is a tie fighter now
badass
wtf I thought Avis was a girl
Praise be to Avis!
this battle is going on too long
boring
I just realized Daylek(?) is James Cromwell.
KRILL ALLIANCE INCOMING
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
BASED SETH SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU
Xelayan makeup is much cheaper, Xelayan eps inc
NORM LIVES!!!
Shut the fuck up, subcreature
he's alive!!!!!
NORM
HES OKAY
He tries harder!
This slime monster just penetrated a robot on national television.
You know what’s even cheaper? Human makeup.
I gotta watch this in better definition at some point
>saving your oneitis' bf
KEK OF GOO
Isaac is now literally the Data of the show he has no real way to be repaired by the crew.
Does the union have starfighters? I dont think the shuttles really count
What if they used the other Kaylons that were on the ship and do something with them.
It always bugs me on these things when earth doesn't have stationary defenses ala Halo
well it sounds dirty when you put it that way
Heavy risk.
But the prize...
we saw them in that battle
I.. I'll take responsibility, Admiral-sama!
Yeah, you'd think there'd be stationary cannons that could fuck shit up in space.
I learned his lesson from Joe Dirt.
>that's a thicc responsibility, ed
>*ziiiiip*
I saw the krills I missed the unions. I'll watch it closer later when I rewatch this episode
THEY DIDNT FUCK UP THE PART 2
AMAZING
We did it lads, my dad stayed for the whole episode
It was pretty cool in HD
it's near the start, so it won't take you long
HOLY FUCK 10/10 EPISODE
THIS SHOW IS FUCKING GREAT
>Lasting stakes
That was better than I dared to hope
They could put some defenses ON THE MOON
Sorry brah, we'll get some gay shit going next time.
that kicked ass
Is that James Woods as a Krill in the next episode?
That's because they aren't designed for war.
Keep in mind Star Trek doesn't have a defense network around Earth and they had Borg knock on their door multiple time.
Also, what if the Kaylon hacked into the defense sats and turned them against the Union?
how can star trek even compete
what if aliens invade from behind the earth where the moon can’t see them
So how much of the Union fleet was fucked up, and why did only the Orville tank shots?
I mean even the heavy cruisers went down in a few shots.
They can't.
Seth liked it.
And then the enemy strikes the other side of the planet rendering the moon useless
Orbital Defense platforms are 40k-tier
Anti-Aircraft defenses mounted on the planet's surface literally cannot be used to wage war, nor turned against the planet itself.
If they were also purely mechanical, hacking them becomes completely impossible.
They took shots, but they took a lot less because the ship's so maneuverable.
Was the Gordon mouthwash a reference to something?
That was a satisfying conclusion I’m surprised
Peace with the Krill means more Krill gfs
Because the Orville had its shields upgraded by the Moclan a few episodes back.
The extra defense buff that the "gay" Moclan engineer gave them a few episodes ago.
also given their history with the krill they are in fact designed for war
chubby Krill housewives!
I was hoping they’d use the porn virus against the Kaylon...
Booo nobody died
guess that deflector upgrade really paid off, huh
Which was better? This? Or Best of Both Worlds?
That would’ve been a based callback
Next time, user. Next time.
>So how much of the Union fleet was fucked up
we know the full union wide fleet has 3000 ships, but halfway through the battle that 30ish ships where either destroyed or damaged out of the battle.
Did you not play infinite warfare?
They could hack the Anti-aircraft defenses and have them shoot down union ships.
best of both worlds was better in its cultural atmosphere (tens of millions watching, a full summer of people speculating), this was a better 90 minute story.
They said calling the entire fleet back would take weeks, only the patrol ships that happened to be at earth got fucked
I always thought that the second part of The Best of Both Worlds was a let down.
>hacking a direct mechanical link
why not just hack our brains while they're at it
All the cruisers like the Orville got instantly fucked up maneuverability or not.
You'd think you'd see a few other ships with those upgrades.
They did lose 30 ships in a few minutes. It's like the Battle of Sector 001.
>Did you not play infinite warfare?
That campaign was comfy.
I liked the astrology racism ep best this season
You make it assume people would want to work with something that primitive. They wouldn't, and it would be computerized to a high degree, that is what would make it vulnerable.
the engineer dude got locked up remember
orville was the only one who got his upgrades
Xelaya was a nice one
The red shirt died
His name was something
How far away is Moclan? Could they have not sent ships? Seems weird that the Krill are closer to earth than them
>You'd think you'd see a few other ships with those upgrades
Well we woulda had not!Alara not gotten their engineer killed.
The “alien planet is fucked up” eps remind me of Stargate
You could also just airgap a computer
our fucking nukes are protected like that because their computer systems are so old they're impossible to interface with
they couldnt escape in the direction the kaylon ships were already traveling
I thought they said other ships got the upgrades
I’m more bummed that the only ones in the union with warships are earth and moclus
Porn aliens have to be peak military power
Ah yeah that makes sense
>No Slime-Race bioships
Meet us next week. We meet Bortus' parents and it turns out they are Mocjews secretly.
well if that's the case, chances are the few that did weren't the ones close to earth
They don’t need a military, they won a cultural victory
Given how advanced Kaylon is, there's a probable chance they'd still hack the systems. Your feeble human mind just can't comprehend that.
lel
Well the unions point of uplifting is the moment you contact outer space instead of warp drive so most species in the union probably don't even have ships
it would still have to have at least a signal or nanites or something, they aren't magic
Trigger the kaylons, own the kaylons.
Man that sounds pathetic. We're a planetary union but most of our members can't even leave their own planets!
All you have to do is get in a Kaylon shuttle or some craft to interface with the guns using the tentacles and they'd be able to take it over.
>No one will attack them because they make the galaxy’s best porn
I can see humanity going this way too
If Isaac had head guns the whole time, why didn't he use them when he crash landed on the planet with Doctor Finn and her children? Why did all the Kaylon have such slow reaction times?
they'd still have to reach the surface
They arent fucking magical robots. If they were, they wouldnt need to speak to each other directly and they would be able to see 360 degrees around them.
>The captain and crew of the Roosevelt
>All the crews of those ships that were destroyed
>That red shirt the Kaylon executed
>nobody died
You're a sick motherfucker.
Presumably quantum and/or warp drive technology would be shared with members. At least weak tech.