Which of them got the most kills by the end?
LOTR Deep Lore Thread
Landon Sullivan
Parker Sanders
pippin, i think he became a squire for the rohirim then was made a knight or something like that
Leo Adams
of the hobbits? or the fellowship?
legolas at least in the movieverse fellowship
Chase Watson
Not Frodo or Sam we can rule them out easily. Boromir certainly killed a lot but he dies early so thats an easy one to drop. Marry and Pippin do start fighting in the second film more but they're family limited until RoTK.
Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli are thus the main combatants. who do the lions ashore of fighting. Each are involved in all the major battles.
Gandalf is however mostly absent from Helm's Deep. Despite his prowess I can honestly say he never quit engages in combat as much as the other there.
One of the running gags is that Legolas and Gimli are relatively equal in terms of kills. Its basically dead even after Helm's Deep and there is no clear way of deterring who killed more at Pelenor Fields.
Aragorn never engages in that completion. Maybe like a lot of genuinely tough guys he doesn't need to brag or keep tabs on things. He's involved in all major battles right at the forefront and does use a bow on occasion. I say he's got the highest kill count. If not, Legolas because his bow gives him a distinct range advantage over Gimli.
Jeremiah Harris
did dwarves ever fight anyone recently, or were all their battles from decades prior? also, im sure aragorn had the most
Nathan Ortiz
>"When you think of the great Battle of the Pelennor, do not forget the battles in Dale and the valour of Durin's Folk. Think of what might have been. Dragon-fire and savage swords in Eriador! There might be no Queen in Gondor."
>t. Gandalf
Camden Turner
Don't Frodo and Sam at least each get half credit for killing all of Mordor? Or did destroying the ring only kill Sauron?
Carter Russell
legolas has been killing fools for a thousand years
Leo Long
ah, got it. shame a dwarf battle wasnt in the films
Blake Murphy
You only need a space between paragraphs.
John James
and also, do the dwarves and men "work together" on the battlefield, or are they essentially two separate fronts against saurons forces? like remember the homosex scene in the third hobbit movie where the elves jump over the polearms for some reaosn?
Aiden Ortiz
LEAR TO FUCKING SPELL YOU ESL SPEAKING SHIT SKIN
Owen Baker
>Playing BFME2
>My Lothlorien swordsmen keep screaming 'WE MUST SECURE OUR BORDERS'
Are the Elves, dare I say it, Based&Redpilled? What was the immigration policy of Imladris?
Anthony Adams
the dwarves are a separate front in the northeast fighting other allies of sauron
the game battle for middle earth 2 is based on that
Justin Hughes
The biggest question of Middle earth: why do dwarf women have beards?
Brody Roberts
Why did the blue wizards just fuck off from the setting, what the fuck did they even do since they landed on middle earth
Henry Cooper
Frodo knocked Gollum into the lava, destroying the ring, not only killing Sauron but an entire army of orcs. Can't remember what happened in the books though, I'm not sure whether they all died easily like that or whether it was more sensible.
Basically this is what I'm saying
Noah Cruz
they were doing gandalf-y shit in the east working against sauron
lotr.fandom.com
Logan Walker
>Aragorn and Éomer and Imrahil rode back towards the Gate of the City, and they were now weary beyond joy or sorrow. These three were unscathed, for such was their fortune and the skill and might of their arms, and few indeed had dared to abide them or look on their faces in the hour of their wrath.
Jackson Jackson
Ironic
Wyatt Lopez
Frodo killed Gollum and Sauron, causing the Barad-dur to crash and the valley of Udun to collapse killing probably most of Sauron's army
Lucas Richardson
>Legolas
The guy is a fucking choker, wouldn't pick him as a teammate
Jayden Young
Not Legolas' fault, that was a scripted event.
Levi Russell
a scripted choke
Chase Diaz
>when_your_teammates_are_watching_and_you_choke.webm
Matthew Green
>LEAR
I prefer Henry V
Nathaniel Evans
The fucking elf
Cameron Cooper
High test
Dominic Robinson
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a son. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a boy for at least 18 years solely so he can enter the mating scene as competition. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little boy - reading him stories at bedtime, making him go to sports practice, making sure he had a healthy diet, educating him, playing with him. All of it has one simple result: his body instead of yours is more enjoyable for the women that he will eventually fuck in every hole. Raised the perfect boy? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random woman who had nothing to do with the way he grew up, who marries him. She gets to fuck him every night. She gets the benefits of his kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised him. As a man who has a son, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a boy for him to compete against you. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
Easton Carter
Who's older, Gandalf or Legolas?
Joshua Johnson
Sauron sent a large contingent of Easterlings to attack Dale. The combined forces of the Men of Dale under King Brand and the Dwarves of the Lonely Mountain under King Dáin Ironfoot marched out to meet the Easterlings in battle. After three days of heavy close-quarters fighting, they were forced to retreat towards the Lonely Mountain.
The armies fought bravely before the Gate of Erebor, which was not taken. In the end, Dáin was killed as he stood defending the body of his ally Brand. Meanwhile, the defenders of the Mountain were able to withstand the siege.
However, the forces of Gondor and Rohan defeated the main power of Sauron in the Morannon theatre on 25 March, causing the northern army to lose hope. Seeing the morale of their foes being sapped by news of victory in the south, the Army of Dale under the new Kings - Bard II and Thorin III Stonehelm - managed to lift the siege on 27 March and drove the Easterlings out of Dale
Josiah Russell
After that day user was never heard from again.
Henry Gutierrez
Cameron Hernandez
Jacob Reyes
Thranduil did not even sweated
Joseph Foster
>Deep Lore
Doesn't get any more deep than this.
Joseph Moore
*sweat
Ryder Price
Really weird seeing a tall frodo
Nolan Kelly
sean bean is too BASED to live and really bummed i will never play mtg with nerdy viggo
Andrew Young
>he dabbed on himself
Elijah Gray
Frodo and Sam got the ring into the volcano which killed Sauron and made the ground open up and swallow an entire army of Orcs and Goblins. Therefore, they win and you are a pleb.
Jace Hernandez
really weird how he looks like a lesbian. didnt elijah wood say he got molested in hollywood or something?
Nathan Reed
Wait, so from March 11th-12th Dol Guldur forces marched 50-100 miles out of Lorien? In one day?
That's some fucking hustle.
Jeremiah Howard
Gandalf by like several ages
Christian Hall
Gandalf, physically and spiritually
Joshua Ortiz
>the dwarf is the tallest
Austin Thomas
>GUYS YOU WONT GUESS WHO JUST JOINED SAURON
>IT WAS SAURONMAN
Angel Jackson
>elves used to be "as tall as a young tree, and so incredibly durable that it was the reason they wore light armor, completely tireless and the most muscular of all races"
>One movie with Orlando Bloom and now Korea, japan, America and the world all think elves are just diet fast humans who trade strength for speed which makes no sense
Brody Cook
Ian Peterson
>all white males
its never happening again is it lads?
Aaron Brown
No thankfully
Angel Martin
Destroying the ring doesnt kill all the orcs. It just no longer unites them in a common cause. They all just disband and go live in caves or whatever. Even in the movie they dont die. when the eye explodes there is just a small cinematic concussive wave that knocks everyone over it doesnt actually kill anyone
Owen Price
A good 2000's British-Irish boyband.
Jonathan Martin
Mordor unleashed its forces on March 10th, we can assume that Dol Guldor did the same.The first to reach their goal were the troops from Dol Guldur who attacked Lórien on the 11th, and it was attacked again on March 15 and 22. I got this info from the Atlas of Middle Earth though its probably in Tolkien's timelines.
Ethan Moore
What counts as carrying the ring? Is Sam not carrying the ring when he carries Frodo?
Could you put the ring on a very long chain and drag it behind you? What about enclosing it inside a giant bag? How many layers do you need to not carry it?
What about throwing the ring forward, picking it up and throwing it again? Maybe put a string on it so it won't get lost.
Josiah Smith
never post here again
Noah Sanchez
>Frodo
>Fails to destroy the ring
>Doesn't tell anybody
>Gets hailed as a hero
What a cunt
Adrian Sullivan
>Even in the movie they dont die. when the eye explodes there is just a small cinematic concussive wave that knocks everyone over it doesnt actually kill anyone
You're thinking of the prologe when sauron explodes. they eye explosion kills the baddies when the ground collapsees under them
Cooper Myers
Drumpfweenies aren't welcome here newfriend
Jeremiah Butler
but why thankfully?
Jayden King
It's problematic
Hunter Walker
>You'll never guess who was evil all along
>It was Dark Vicious and his master Dark Plague, and their apprentice Dark Mauling
Robert Anderson
Point, and match.
Elijah Sanchez
Well it didn't turn people around it invisible when it was just sitting on the ground, so dirt and rocks presumably block the force and don't count as carrying.
So you just find a good, long rock and push the ring with it.
Sebastian Lee
Sorry, meant to reply to .
You would definitely not be able to travel 50 miles a day by pushing the ring with a rock.
Parker Foster
what does that even mean? can you explain it logically?
Asher Thomas
Imagine a glove that had uranium inside leaking radiation.
For the sake of this comparison just assume this is comic book radiation that gives you super powers or whatever
So you have to carry this glove up a mountain and wearing it feels really nice but really fucks up your body. Even when it's off it's still leaking and radiating your body. Your body who has never worn the glove still feels the radiation but not as much as you since you were wearing the glove
Essentially, the ring tempted samwise but he could withstand it because Frodo held onto it. It's like crack, even being near it fucks with your head on a primal Level.
Thomas Foster
What was the ebonic word for friend?
William Stewart
Nice guy
Blake Bennett
It's problematic. That's enough. Let's unpack this drumpfweenie, no one wants you here.
Brandon Howard
>Frodo and Sam got the ring into the volcano
No they didn't. That was Smeagol.
Julian Williams
In the books (the ACTUAL lore) the death of Sauron does as that user says, just disbands them and caused them to either flee or yield.
Bentley Collins
Not canon
Evan Campbell
>lions ashore
Holy shit, kill yourself.
Lincoln Gonzalez
He put two in the motherfucker's neck, what else do you want?
Isaiah Long
This is the worst english I have ever seen. Stop trying to use "big words" when you clearly don't know what they mean or how they are spelled.
Parker Martinez
you will not unpack my weenie you monster!
Bentley Brooks
Not what you mom said.
Brandon Anderson
Jesus this looks like a terrible photoshop job
>Bloom looks badly green screened in
>Dominic has a bad filter on the left arm
>Vigo and Sean look edited to all hell
I know it's real but holy shit.
Jaxson Cruz
this is the first time I've realized Gimli is also Sallah from Raiders of the Lost Ark
John Evans
Tolkien is a fraud for not enclosing the details of ring corruption. If carrying someone who has the counts as not carrying it, why not put it on a dead, severed finger and carry it that way?
Anthony Howard
this is unironically one of the best parts. Woods delivers the line so well and is quite menacing for a shortshit.
Samuel Long
>Smeagol
No he didn't that was Gollum
Brandon King
>gets to go to Valinor even though he failed his quest and went full-Isildur in the end
Fuck Frodo and fuck the Valar.
Jose Rivera
Do we even ever see Smeagol and Gollum on screen at the same time?
John Gomez
>What about throwing the ring forward, picking it up and throwing it again? Maybe put a string on it so it won't get lost.
Ian Nelson
>most kino character is in the appendix
Tolkien was a madman
David Wright
HOW DID THE RING AFFECT TAXES?
Adam Martinez
>caused them to either flee or yield.
Not (some of) the based Haradrim/Easterlings who gathered together in clumps for last stands. Really kino moment in the books ruined by Hackson's "lol the ground disappears lmao" deus ex bullshit.
Hudson Roberts
I believe.
Parker Gray
Is that Aragorn and Eowyn?
Jackson Reed
I say a Balrog counts as 20 trolls/ents, and each troll/ent counts as 20 orcs or 5 uruk hai.
Orks are 1:3 goblins.
Landon Long
>lets put the most powerful evil object in the world on a dead body
Hmmm
Hunter Barnes
Aragorn should've carried Frodo around in a baby cradle thus getting around faster but still not carrying the ring.
Brody Hill
Yeah lmao.
Liam Campbell
Juan Jackson
yes
Lincoln Cruz
Owen Edwards
Ar-Pharazon and Sauron
James Edwards
Orcs did literally nothing wrong
Oliver Sanchez
>it's about fellowship
Jordan Cooper
They are the Syrian immigrants of Middle Earth.
Jack Roberts
>muh entwives ;_;
Is there any creature in Middle Earth more pathetic than entcels?
Carson Stewart
Early 2000's fashion was a mistake
Jayden Ortiz
>Troll/Ent only 5 uruk-hai
More like 30. The Fellowship struggled against a cave troll even with Gandalf, but were easily able to kill dozens of uruk-hai each even when they were all split off individually.
Brody Baker
That would be the Easterlings/Wainriders. Keep migrating and fucking Gondor up.
Matthew Sanders
John Evans
>Marry
>family limited
>lions ashore
>quit engages
>other there
>deterring
>completion
I think you're an orc
Logan Edwards
Legolas because elves are mary sue's
Justin Reyes
was Sauron a gypsy?
Austin Morgan
Frodo kills at least 20,000 at the end of the rotk when he throws the ring in the fire and Mordor collapses
Julian Hill
you need to get your eyes checked
Hunter Myers
He also unintentionally got Gandalf killed. Or maybe it was all intentional since Gandalf always gave him shit
Nolan Barnes
Mellon
Logan Martinez
Aiden Russell
>ywn be in a hollywood trilogy this based and become bros for life with your fellow actors
Austin Barnes
Wasn't Sam's actor an asshole
Charles Davis
>he throws the ring in the fire
watch it or read it again
Justin Cook
Oliver Walker
Why didn't they just freeze a path to Mordor and curl the ring there?
Henry Baker
Charles Wright
why didnt they just melt the ring
Camden Jackson
who the fuck is Shulcmokh
Justin White
Simpler times
Cooper Roberts
Who /warwolf/ here?
Blake Thomas
How the fuck do they aim these things, what if the balls doesn't go forward and just drops into the ground right in front of them
Kayden Davis
Longshanks literally did nothing wrong.
Wyatt Torres
To be honest I still don't understand how Isildur managed to cut the ring off of Sauron's dick. Did Sauron go to battle unrobed? Was he sporting an erection from the excitement?
Anthony Gonzalez
I guess sieges lasted for months so you had plenty of time to calibrate.
Jose Nguyen
delet this.
Colton Ward
>Not Frodo or Sam we can rule them out easily.
Wrong. They easily led to the most deaths, first with the argument over the mithril chainmail and then by completing their mission which caused great chasms to appear and swallow tens of thousands of sauron's army. No one has ever been more wrong than you are right now.
Oliver Brown
John Morris
Is this some masterbait?
Jaxson Ramirez
>hey Gwaihir do us a favour
>put on this ring, you’ll turn invisible
>fly to Mt Doom and drop it in the lava ok?
Foolproof, even if worst case scenario Gwaihir gets corrupted, so what?
Colton Wright
SeeIn the movie Frodo losses and takes the ring. It only goes in because of the struggle over it with Gollum.
In the book Eru makes gollum trip into the volcano.
en.wikipedia.org
Thomas Davis
Legolas is probably into the tens of thousands depending on which age you think he is as he must have fought through all the wars of the first age
Landon Hernandez
Wrong. Merry and Pippin easily caused the most deaths by introducing weed to Rohan and Gondor and the subsequent overdoses.
Kayden Williams
He was born at the start of the third age, he’s not even 3000 years old.
Lucas Jackson
That's a big dragon.
Colton King
Gandalf was like unlimited years old. Definitely him.
Juan Rodriguez
nah i just typed it out really fast as the thoughts were coming to me and let spell check do whatever it wanted
Jordan Mitchell
How about two in the motherfucker's knees?
Elijah Roberts
John Scott
Based and cuckpilled
Colton Johnson
I dare not utter the black speech, but I will transcribe it for you.
Jace Young
Gondor really went to shit when the crack epidemic hit.
Jason Jenkins
lol
Cooper Bailey
its not a sci fi novel. dont over-think it. if the essence of what a character is doing is "Carrying the ring", then that character willbe corrupted, end of story. now it's a process, so im sure there are quite a few who could carry it for a day, a week, a month or so before being corrupted, but nonetheless.
you cant win on semantics with the one ring
Matthew Young
Hohmee
Ryder Moore
Threadly reminder Feanor did nothing wrong