I'm so fucking pissed I've waste my non wagie nightime watching fantastic beasts 2, goddamit fucking shit ass movie...

lmao

>what the f*ck is that gooses problem?
It's a goose.

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OP you're a goddamn retard with shit taste. It's so easy to find kino. You know there are film festivals that literally watch all the kino for you and tell you which ones are the ones worth watching, right? And instead you watch a high budget high jewish childrens movie about magical animal wizards and then have the gall to complain on my Yea Forums. GTFO

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I JUST WANTED TO WATCH MAGICAL ANIMALS AND IT DIDN'T EVEN HAVE IT
IS IT TOO MUCH TOO ASK

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its canadian

REMOVE SYRUP HONK

ew that motherfucker has teeth AND teeth on its fucking tongue.

Mate, what did people like from the first one?
>cute and/or weird animals
>comfy romance
>Eddie Redmayne sperging

What did the sequel give us?
>gay wizard hitler holds a meeting
>some dumb subplot about black people that goes nowhere
>more fucking Cweedence

I don't blame him for being disappointed.

There's a webm that gets posted on /an/ sometimes of a goose charging at a silverback gorilla, at a rhinoceros, a hippo, basically every animal that could rip it to shreds and the weird thing is, all the animals backed down.

Even the animals were like aight bro, chill out

WELCOME TO THE ICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER

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There's also one of a goose fighting a herd of cows that I thought I had but I don't

Got you covered senpai.

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When will we deal with the honk menace?

geese
>fly
>swim
>run
>viciously attack anyone
>hiss and be scary

geese are high tier in the animal kingdom

Its ancestors were dinosaurs

Aww that dog is trying so hard to be gentle, hes also having a really good time.

What were you expecting from a Harry Potter movie? Dumbass.

MAMMALS BTFO

The only reason those geese ren't laid the fuck out is because the other animals don't intend to kill it. If they were in kill mode, the geese would get btfo.

IN THE ICE FIELDS
WELCOME TO THE ICE FIELDS
WATCH IT BRING YA TO YOUR
KNEES, KNEES
I WANNA WATCH YOU FREEZE

are you kidding me? whos the pussy bitch white boy grabbing a helpless goose by the neck? I'd tackle this bitch ass white boy and heel stomp on his throat until he coughed up blood. Bitch as piece of cracker shit thinks he can man handle innocent sentient beings. Piece of fuck. I'd beat the fuck out of him.

>helpless goose

Geese are nature's bullies, they are the biggest niggers in the avian world

Geese teeth and can't breathe, formerly ducks.

WINGS UP DONT CHOKE

>nigger of the human world defending the niggers of the avian world
imagine my suprise

thanks senpai

That's not a canada goose tho

Watching anything made after 2015 is risky. The agendas are shittier, and the shilling has only increased. Its hard to find something that critics didn't jizz over because they were paid to.

Find older films with good followings, chances are they will be worthy of your time.

THE GOOSE CANNOT HONK IF YOU DISABLE HIS WINDPIPE

That thing literally looks like a dinosaur from the eyes forward

THIS CHRISTMAS

ONE MAN

IS A GOOSE

AND WILL STAND AGAINST MANY

TO SAVE GRAPE-KUN

IN

DRIVE 2 - HORNY BOOGALONELY

You'd have personality problems too, if you'd been selectively bred by Chinamen for meat.

Fuck geese and fuck Canadians.

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>GOOSE V. EMU
Who wins?