WEIRD CELEBRITY FAMILY STORIES

>Jack Nicholson grew up believing his mother was his sister and his grandparents were his parents.
>Woody Harrelson's father was a mob hitman and suspect in the Kennedy assassination.
>Angelina Jolie allegedly had sex with her brother.
>Alfie Allen's sister is weirdly obsessed with him.
>Woody Allen's son is obviously Frank Sinatra's.
>Michael Bay might be John Frankenheimer's illegitimate son.
>Thora Birch's parents/managers were former porn stars who got her blacklisted from Hollywood.
>Tim Roth was sexually abused by his grandfather.
>Ryan O'Neal took his 12-year-old daughter on a coke-fueled orgy and then blamed her when she was molested by a drug dealer.

What are some others?

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youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=idP5-vtkhBE
hollywoodreporter.com/news/sinatra-at-100-was-a-844595
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independent.co.uk/news/world/modern-art-was-cia-weapon-1578808.html
the-eye.eu/public/concen.org/Weird Scenes Inside the Canyon - Laurel Canyon, Covert Ops & the Dark Heart of the Hippie Dream (2014) by David McGowan & Nick Bryant.pdf
centerforaninformedamerica.com/
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>Winona Ryders grandfather was Timothy Leary

Godfather, not grandfather.

>Giada de Laurentiis was sexually abused by her father

>John Lithgow's father once shot a Mexican

what's up with americans and molesting parents?

Hollywood is a dark place.

Wachowski's parents were involved in some weird shit government program, actually it's very possible it was MKUltra.

Weird puritan repression thing
Americans live in constant fear of getting shot and obsessing about sex, they're fucking nuts

>America is a darkie place

FTFY

>Michael Bay might be John Frankenheimer's illegitimate son.

Give me the basic gestalt.

>david lynch's grandfather was dwight david duncan, founder of krispy kreme

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Based.

>Bay is adopted.
>Tracked down his mother as a teenager.
>She became pregnant shortly after an affair with Frankenheimer.
>She told him and Frankenheimer gave her some abortion money.
>She instead delivered the baby and gave him up for adoption.
>Bay approaches him about the possibility of being his son.
>Frankenheimer agrees to a DNA test as long as his people handle it, and Bay agrees.
>It comes out negative.
>Bay asks for secrecy but Frankenheimer goes public with the whole story on the very opening weekend of Pearl Harbor.

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Quite frankly everything involving Allen, Mia Farrow and all their kids.

Also there was some D-list hapa (or Korean?) actress who had an affair and possibly even married the adopted brother she grew up with.

Based

>inb4 Keanu and Kelsey Grammer feels

HAHAHA XDDD LET'S BASH AMERICANS EVEN THOUGH IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE THREAD AT ALL

American kids are sexier

Nic Cage, Jason Schwartzman, and Thomas Mars, the front man of Phoenix, are all on the Coppola family tree.

>>Ryan O'Neal took his 12-year-old daughter on a coke-fueled orgy and then blamed her when she was molested by a drug dealer.
I wish I was a drug dealer

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>>Thora Birch's parents/managers were former porn stars who got her blacklisted from Hollywood.
She also flashed her tits in American Beauty at the age of 17

Also Francis Ford Coppola wrote Lost In Translation for his daughter he even starred in whiskey commercial for the same brand

>just one
yikes

Bay is a better director

Weren't Angelina and her brother both molested?

>Thomas Mars, the front man of Phoenix
that's because he married Sofia
Talia Shire (Adrian in Rocky) is Francis Ford Coppola's sister

>Bay asks for secrecy but Frankenheimer goes public with the whole story on the very opening weekend of Pearl Harbor.
I can't decide if this is based or not. Guess it depends if Bay was being a public cunt about it before it happened it's justified.

>Andy Garcia was born with a conjoined twin the size of a softball attached to his shoulder. It was surgically removed, and Garcia has no memory of it.

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>Woody Allen's son is obviously Frank Sinatra's
Holy shit

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>>Michael Bay might be John Frankenheimer's illegitimate son
That's new to me, nice. Also Clint Eastwood is Stan Laurel's illegitimate son too

Kys

I still don't get why Ronan Farrow han't come out saying that Woody is not his dad and that it's obviously Frank Sinatra, aside from being obvious as shit from what i've seen Ronan fucking hates Woody so why not distance himself even further with this?

Maybe there's some legal fuckery afoot, who know.

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>Tim Roth was sexually abused by his grandfather
That explains The War Zone, which was a damm good film

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Fuck off, loser

>Also Francis Ford Coppola wrote Lost In Translation
Enough with this meme, just let her be a one hit wonder, that's bad enough.

Nah, Bay didn't speak to the media about it at all. If Frankenheimer hadn't talked people would probably have never found out.

I imagine he was trying to discredit Bay to prevent him from ever pursuing the matter further.

Didn't Christian Bale beat the shit out of his mom?

Frank can keep him, traitorous cunt.

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that tit flash scene looks fake

money

wood allen MUST PAY.

>>Alfie Allen's sister is weirdly obsessed with him
first I hearing this, she a little weird but wot gives user?

Jesus this guy is a scum bug

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Bonnie Bedelia, the wife of John McClane in Die Hard, is Macaulay Culkin's aunt.
Ken Jenkins (Dr. Kelso in Scrubs) is married to Katharine Houghton, the girl who gets blacked in Guess Who's Coming to Dinner (also Katharine Hepburn's niece).

What's he doing with Michael Cera

Triggerd Amerifat

>Hits on his own daughter

Based

he gets away with it because he is chad

He used to post on NeoGAF back in the day.

casting

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What’s neogaf?

>traitorous cunt.
Traitor to that over-praised parasite?

david luncheon lol

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cope

Guess this proves that Woody's genes are able to create Ronan despite it all, unless Woody had some frozen Sinatra semen that he stole from Mia and got his new asian waifu pregnant with.

cope

>She also flashed her tits in American Beauty at the age of 17
Brook Shields posed nude for Playboy at age 10 and you can still google it because it's considered ''''artistic'''' and not sexual

A subsidiary of ebaumsworld, Yea Forums's old foe.

Uma Thurman's mother was married to Timothy Leary before meeting her father.

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God damn what a perfect person to play Barry Lyjdon
I'm quite sure coincidentally if all that happened 250 years ago there'd literally be nothing wrong with it

Fuck. Off. Yuros.

Ted Kennedy left a woman to drown to death and nobody cared

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Holy shit it's one of the first images that appear just looking her name by itself.

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Shaquille O'Neal and Snoop Dogg are part of the same masonic lodge

>Bay was adopted by a Jewish family
>biological father might also be a Jew
He just can't escape it

what the actual fuck

>Took his 12 year old daughter on coke orgy where she got molested
>Gave his son cocaine when he was twelve
>Shot at his son
>Hit on his daughter at his wife's funeral
This guy was a real jerk

Why don't you read the shit Mia had every one of those adopted kids go through, a bunch of them killed themselves from her abuse, told by one them.
Siding with a crazy bitch instead of your father is being a fucking cunt specially after 20 fucking years when it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that she's crazy and made up all the bullshit about him abusing dylan.

She looks like a rat :3

Too bad it won't be until 30 years or so until someone can make a somewhat faithful and apologetic biopic of big bad Harvey.

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>Jack Nicholson grew up believing his mother was his sister and his grandparents were his parents.
That was Ted Bundy

Vernon Rudolph founded krispy kreme

He looks like a Mia Farrow clone though.

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>Ryan O'Neal
This is why every family needs one alpha male cub to take his father's place and lead the family.

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>shooting at his son
Did he demand satisfaction?

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he got mad that she got an oscar instead of him and tried to ruin her life because of it

>99% of people in hollywood are jews
quite an interesting fact

She was such a qt.

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Because it makes it apparent that his mother was a cheater, and its not like Frankie was his father figure or anything. Given a choice between a pedophile Jew or an old guinea who was an when he was conceived and then bailed, its reasonable that he doesn't want to claim either as his father

based manziebro

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>Did he demand satisfaction?
kek

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>Nicholson's grandmother & mother both took it to there graves

Jesus that's abit heavy

It was during a time where explicit child porn was legal in Europe. They wanted child porn every where.

That was basically anyone who had a sister who got teenage pregnant out of wedlock before the 70s.

pretty sure they're adopted

>Because it makes it apparent that his mother was a cheater
Frank was first. Woody slid in and fucked up her brain.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronan_Farrow#Relationship_to_Woody_Allen
No, he's probably Woody's.

That was one of my aunts.

>not duncan donuts
m8

Ronan is a momma's boy
Ronan is a poopbutt

Who do you mean by "they"?

Holy shit those eyes on the left photo are fucking horrifying.

>>Angelina Jolie allegedly had sex with her brother.

What's so weird about that?

What do (((YOU))) mean.

That's Babylon looking right back at you.

He died before she was born.

Nope. I should have known this wasn't true. His last name is "duncan".

Mia Farrow's relationship with Sinatra ended over a decade before she hooked up with Woody, and over two decades before Ronan was born, but she proudly admits they kept fucking around

Angelina and Billy Bob Thornton used to wear vials of each other's blood around their neck

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If the crucifixion happened 6000 years ago there'd be nothing wrong with that, either.

expectations: subverted

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Cut penis

but the thread is literally about americans retard

She also starred in a movie when she was 12 years old about her being a 12 year old hooker who gets her virginity auctioned off, complete with nude/sex scenes of her. There are promotional shots of the movie that would get you banned from Yea Forums for posting them. Keep in mind this was a big budget film that got shown in theaters and was 100% legally bought and sold.

People say we live in degenerate times now but holy fuck the 70s gives this shit we're living in now a run for its money.

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Nothing degenerate about cunny.

Haha so much yurotrash beta ITT.

Muslims rape them to death and replace them.....but find time to trash america haha.

He should have played Freddie Mercury

Europeans are degenerates

haha... you get shot to death and still find time to post celebrity gossip and complain about another continent

>Frankenheimer agrees to a DNA test as long as his people handle it

Haha what? If he let "his people" handle it, then its going to come out as whatever Frankenjew wanted it to be.

based

yeah, it happend a lot

You're projecting, yuropedo.

Worship kebab.

Christopher Nolan’s older brother is a spook-level hitman.

>saying a bunch of random shit with no proof.

Based

What celebrities are apart if the cult? which ones are not?

>(((americans)))

Ryan O’Neal did not see his daughter for years & then tried to seduce her at his recently deceased wife’s funeral completely unaware of who she was.

fuckoff pair of you cunts

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Lily Allen wrote a song about his being a NEET, and then claimed she was up for the role of his sister in GoT where he'd get to feel her tits. I don't really think she's obsessed with him.

Hardly surprising given everyone she’s done since then has been trash.

>named her son after a known pedo
>kisses her kid like this
really makes you think

Cringe!

That conjoined twin's name? Christopher Moltisanti!

I feel bad for her, her father ruined her career and the fact that he had such control of her as an adult doesn't speak well of their relationship.

t. Woody

chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-2010-07-07-ct-met-escape-sentencing-20100707-story.html
This guy is in deep.
"Authorities last October discovered about 31 feet of rope and a harness made from bed sheets, a metal clip that could unlock handcuffs, and a razor inside a mattress in Nolan's cell". Prison Break shit.

Gloria Graeme married her stepson and had 2 kids with him. It’s also believed that she started a relationship with him when he was 13 & his father, Nicolas ray (famous director) walked in on them.

Who user Thora or Sofia?

look up the stars of the music scene from the 60's and how almost all of their parents worked for US Intelligence and all lived within a few miles of each other, it's call the Laurel Canyon Conspiracy.

I hope Nolan does a biopic of his brother someday

>child porn was legal in the UK until 1978

Jesus Christ.

Maybe, but also jack nicholson.

Thora Birch

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>extradited to Costa Rica

Holy fuck what judge did he piss off?

Never really seen any pictures of Sinatra, just hear the music and lore of Vegas. I always thought he was a tough guy with mob connections, he honestly looks like a pussy.

Wait, did she have two funerals? 09 and 10?

>Tim Roth
I actually read that one on the newspaper. Both he and his father were molested by gramps

Looked AND acted. Look up any story about him throwing his hired muscle around and picture that weak face.

Shootings are a msm meme.

her brother looks like AIDS-infested Freddie Mercury

so are "muslims raping every euro country to death and replacing the white population"

>Mark Ruffalo's brother died playing russian roulette with a member of the Saudi royal family

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No it's not. You have to go by the opposite of msm. Your media says muslims are good.

She was such a hottie, shame her career got fucked up. Do you know more details.

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oh right, I didn't actually know what msm stood for. It's still a meme mostly.

>made the mistake of looking this up for comparison

Talk about depressing.

No details, but the general idea is her father was her manager and he was such a controlling asshole on sets that nobody wanted to worth with him and her career suffered.

>When he’s right he’s right
>All day i think about guns in one form or another
>Programming works

Nothing to do with america, everything to do with things being publicised.

Turns out a decent portion of the planet has fucked have fucked up parents/parental figures.

>Literally a Heimy Frankenstein
>Holy shit

That's the point, user.

And it was the talented one

It just seems that way because unlike Euros, Americans actually report and prosecute crimes.

It's not that it's unique to America, it's just that Americans vehemently despise people who abuse children so that every time it happens here it's widely publicized.

Child molestation is so common all over the world that it's fucking scary.

THIS.

>>Tim Roth was sexually abused by his grandfather.
what so weird about that. almost everybody gets molested by their grandpas. how else do you learn to be a man and please a woman?

His mom and sister accused him of hitting them yeah
Also his stepmom is feminist Gloria Steinheim, who asked Dicaprio to not act in American Psycho out of respect for his female fans

bale beating his sister?
noice

user...

There definitely was an undercurrent of legalizing all forms of pornography (Which actually happened in Sweden) and normalizing pedophilia that came with the sexual revolution.

I blame my parents because I sit here at 30, and I have no idea what I want from the world, I live lost everyday, and looking down the barrel of life is a long life of doing the same ahit everyday until i die... Any parents on here, if your fucking kid shows a slight interest in something, expand on it until the kid shows they are no longer into it. If they climb on everything, take them to gymnastics. If they like to shadow box, take them ti martial arts. Dont just let them sit in their room alone.

all im saying is just because you didnt have it happen to you doesnt mean it doesnt happen. its very common and natural

lmao you could've developed a hobby in your room alone nigga, don't blame them for this. If you are crying so much for it then have a kid and try out this enlightment.

shut up.

You can still find a passion, You aren't dead yet or sound like you have a family to keep you busy.

Your life is very far from over user, and you're in charge of it now. Think about something you'd like to have in your life, think about the steps a person who'd be able to have that thing would do to attain it, and then start those steps yourself, one at a time. You can do it!

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Step up dingus, not even old enough to have a mid life crisis and already running thru the motions talking as if it were over. Just find something by yourself.

why the fuck are you acting like you didn't know this. are you unironically newfags and underage?

I get the feeling a lot of that comes from an attempt at solidarity with his siblings for their collective ducked up experience of growing up the way the did. He seems like a good kid if you cut through the baggage.

video games, I played video games. While fun, i dont view it as a hobby.
I go to the gym often guess thats kinda my hobby.
It often feels like its cloaer to the end, and I dont have much time left. All i really know how to do well if get a job, bust my ass. get disgruntled after year, then repeat.
Ive always wanted to return to martial arts, but i feel silly walking in as a white belt at 30. I could get back into 5k running, but my left knee isnt a fan if i fun faster then 4mph

>blaming your parents for your failures at 30
kys yourself my dude, that's fucking pathetic.
what's the matter, daddy didn't give you enough pats on the back? suck it up faggot, unless your parents were meth addicts or raped you or something really horrible, and even then some people find a way to get over that and make something out of themselves.

...Causing her to become a daddy issues BJ addict.

Tfw knowing all this ruined paper moon for me.

We do not speak of it newfag. We killed its father but that just lead to something worse

>Gloria Steinem

Wow, I had no idea she was connected to Christian Bale. Why did his dad wait until the end of his life to marry an ugly jewish feminist?

well that's a new stereotype, I've never heard that one.

in a recent CDAN blind they claim ryan, tatum, and melanie griffith had a threesome

Actually if you really go down the rabbit hole of history you will discover child molestation was the norm not the exception...

>Dont just let them sit in their room alone.

Plenty of successful people ended up developing the interest for what they found success in by sitting in their room alone. Pushing your kids into taking gymnastics or martial arts isn't going to magically steer them toward success or instill a sense of ambition into them.

My sister was one of those kids who had no goof off free time because my parents had her doing everything all the time (she took extra classes at school, she took ballet classes three days a week, she took clarinet and piano lessons every sunday after church, she had professional tutoring even though she was an honor roll student). She grew up to be a college drop out with three out-of-wedlock children working a dead end call center job.

No one can make you have ambition or give you a successful future. You need to get up and grab that shit yourself.

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Euros import and watch men from foreign lands rape and molest your children
Even with heinous crimes you guys are absolute cucks

American DESERVE to be bashed.

Canadians are superior, and honestly you fat fucks are insecure about this and call us “irrelevant” in turn.

You people literally deserve nukes

There’s a reason why Europeans love us and LAUGH at you

We are superior in every possible way imaginable

We are what you FAT fucks would be if you didn’t fuck up your timeline

Fuck America and FUCK all the Americans reading this fucking comment

Fuck you for atomic weapons

Fuck You for killing innocent brown goat herders

Fuck you for your terrorist campaign

Fuck you for promoting slut culture world wide

And FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU for saying “Canada is irrelevant”

We are more fucking popular and liked than you.

Your president is literally a retard

If I could line all of you up in a field and have you SHOT and watch you writhe in agony and slowly die as your guts spilled out, I would

Holy fuck, once America falls; so many of your women are gonna be RAPED.
Fuck off

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white people are fucked in the head from all the inbreeding

This is more a wrestling one, but the accusation that Hulk Hogan used to pay local wrestlers to piss in cups for him when they started testing for cocaine so he could get away with it.

This dude was a piece of work I’ll tell ya

Americans should be ashamed of themselves.

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and yet with all the damage america has done to itself you still don't matter, your GDP barely rivals New York City, everything you put out in the media is the Chinese knock off version of better shit found elsewhere, hell you're not even sovereign the Queen can dissolve your government on a whim and there's shit all you can do about it.

>Your president is literally a retard.
I cannot argue with you there sir, as much a social justice cuck as Trudeau is. He's not a complete mongoloid like Trump.

Its not all Americans, the Jews in Hollywood are some of the most isolated people on the planet. They almost never mingle with the peasants and they make it nearly impossible for anyone who isnt in their tribe to succeed in that world.

>Jack Nicholson grew up believing his mother was his sister and his grandparents were his parents.
Didn’t he find this out just after Chinatown?

Chris Pratt

Kinda explains the themes of Nolan's films.

>Throughout actor Drake Bell's career and life he was molested, raped and sodomized. Most notably by his father Robert Dodson, producer Dan Schneider, professional guitarist Roger Daltrey, and dozens of Nickelodeon/Disney employees.
>Josh Peck was forced to kiss fellow actor Drake Bell on the set of Drake & Josh by Dan Schneider and several crew employees.
>Comedian and actor Jerry Trainor later recalled a harrowing audition filled with lap sitting, kissing, touching, smelling, and other odd foot related fetish BDSM by Dan Schneider and other Nickelodeon employees. This continued on the set of iCarly throughout its duration.
>Miranda Cosgrove was sometimes forced to wear a diaper during filming for 12+ hour sessions. Dan Schneider himself insisted on changing her in his office on his desk repurposed as a changing table. He kept each dirty diaper fresh for future use in gallon sized ziploc bags filed, organized and dated in a mini refrigerator in his office.

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>natural
user...

This explains so much

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youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=idP5-vtkhBE
>I always thought he was a tough guy with mob connections, he honestly looks like a pussy.
Jonny Fontaine from the Godfather was based on, or may have had too many similarities with Frank Sinatra for him to be comfortable with
hollywoodreporter.com/news/sinatra-at-100-was-a-844595
Imagine a mob boss slapping Sinatra and telling him to be a fucking man

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Did dan ever get charged with anything?

>not enjoying the bond between the country that led to your creation, and keeping the queen around as a reminder of what once was
shiggiddy diggidy doo dah

Retard

Projection much?

Hahahahahahahahaha whattt

No but President Trump told Nickelodeon to sever ties with him last November.

Based trump

President Trump is based.

Nice comeback, and it took you almost an hour to come up with it. Do you blame your parents for being this slow in the head too?

by eachother

You can see the outline of her diaper in that pic, wtf?

Seething

I'm 27. My grandma is lying on her deathbed, my childhood dog died last month after 18 years, I got moved to a new department at work and my old mentor said "it's a dream team but theres no room for advancement on it" after my old position got eliminated. But I have a good well paying job, I own my own home, I'm engaged to a thicc woman who is my best friend, and I'm gonna keep moving forward. Bad shit is irrelevant. You keep moving forward.

>Come with me, you can do it too my friend.

where does this info come from?....

Based and redpilled

I always wondered how an old fuck like billy bob got the sexiest woman on earth at the time
He's not even that good looking but she seemed like she was crazy for his wrinkly dick

after all this time, the solution to Merry's Conundrum wasn't in our future but in her past

huh I just realized that's the little girl from Hocus Pocus
What a shame her career could've gone somewhere

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>ts very common and natural
huh. My grandfather never molested me.
Does that mean he didn't love me??
Was I an ugly child??

Know your place

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>kek this losers haven't spend the last 11 years of their lives browsing Yea Forums all day, everyday

head like a fucking frying pan

>Alfie Allen is rumored to be HIV positive as of December 2018.

Two extremes. It's better if you find middle ground.
this user's sister got pushed until she burned out and that's why she failed
this user could've gotten into something or found a hobby himself.
Steven fucking Spielberg got a hold of a video camera and made little movies with his toys, staging train wrecks and shit.

Don't burn out your child but if he shows interest in something support it, but don't push them way too hard.

Then again Michael Jackson's dad pushed michael way too hard and he became successful.
I mean it fucked him up but he WAS successful

>Bay is a better director than John Frankenheimer
Someone actually type that into TV

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Ronan Farrow is not Woodys kid cuz he and Mia Farrow never had children.

Angelina Jolie never fucked her brother.

Thora Birch's parents are Carol Connors and Jack Birch, who met when they were filming Deep Throat in 1972. Jack Birch was Thora's "manager" but is such a controlling piece of shit he became a liability to hiring her, so no more work for Thora. Had nothing to do with porn.

I dont know what sleazy book youre researching here, but get your fucking stories straight, hack.

Post pics of your fiancé

Then youre a fucking moron. Daily Beast had a piece debunking the whole Mia Farrow accusation. Google is your friend, son. Use it

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What the fuck

ITT Yea Forums proves it has mentally flatlin

And it's true.

As a parent that's fucked up

Nope that was Eric Clapton

I'm way late to the thread, but Fran from the nanny got violently raped in front of her husband in the 80s

By a nigger

That's the story but the reality is Chinatown was based on Jack and Roman Polanksi's lives. The entire movie is basically a documentary. Jack's character is named "Jake" literally one letter apart. In the film, his love interest's father is played by John Huston. In real life, Jack was dating Hudton's actual daughter Anjelica. Huston turns out to be an incestuous pedo. Nicholson's family was equally messed up, with his sister turning out to be his mother, just like the movie with Evelyn. It's highly likely Nicholson was himself the product of incest. More importantly Roman later turned out to be a pedo, like Huston's character, and fled America. The rape of a 13 year old by Roman took place at Nicholson's mansion. He claims he wasn't there are the time, but apparently there exist tunnels beneath his house, connected to the playboy mansion. Hmmm...

Even more strange is how similar Evelyn's actress, Faye Dunaway, looks like Roman's ex wife, Sharon Tate, who was brutally murdered by the Manson family. Though Robert Towne wrote the movie, the reality was the ending was entirely Roman, who wanted Evelyn to be murdered like his wife was.

Her husband also came out as gay shortly afterwards.

Jack Nicholson was out in Colorado skiing at the time

although Angelica Huston did drop by to pick up something while Roman was there

her husband got it too, the dick was so good it literally turned him into a faggot and fran later said she had no animosity towards them

this is perfectly normal for britbongs

you ameritards are too uptight

>Not bringing up Rebecca Sugar's secret incest baby

Lot of strange shit down in Laurel Canyon.
Angela Lansbury let her 14 year old daughter join the Manson "family".
Harry Houdini was a spy for the US Secret Service and Scotland Yard, and used his travelling act as a cover for spook activities. He died in mysterious circumstances in his Laurel Canyon home on Halloween 1926. His home was reportedly connected to to the famous Log Cabin home (resided in by man celebs over the years including Tom Minx and Frank Zappa) by a series of underground tunnels.
Eight years earlier, again on Halloween night, a guest at a party at the Houdini House died.
On Halloween night, 1959, the Houdini House burned to the ground
On Halloween night, 1981, the Log Cabin house burned to the ground.

>Woody Allen's son is obviously Frank Sinatra's
>Holy shit
This would actually explain how Ronan has been able to make make some of the public claims he has, and publish some of the stories he has, without serious repercussions.

Jim Morrison's father was Rear Admiral George S. Morrison, the Naval commander in charge of the Gulf of Tonkin ruse that pulled America in the Vietnam war.

Did you respond to the wrong post?

What do you mean? Allen lost his parental rights.

The entire hippie movement was a CIA invention, it was created to make it look like the people opposing the Vietnam war were all lazy drug addicted degenerates, I think I don't remember what it actually was for
But there's a reason why all these big hippie musicians resided in Laurel Canyon and why most of them have relatives in the military or similar stuff

Didn't she said once that she saw his dick and that it was huge?

yep, you sound like you've read the same David McGowan books I have.

It’s still on the books as an unsolved homicide. But most people think he was on a coke bender with some friends, and shot himslef playing Russian roulette.

bella thorne says she was molested in her own home so often that she ended up having to lock herself in her own room at night

the implications are that it was a family member

youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg

Does Nolan’s brother work as a contractor for the British hovernment, or other wealthy or influential sectors of British society?

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Better parents then Muslims and 3rd Worlder's in Europe.

Listen to him talk sometime

God I wish that was me

Source on the Miranda Cosgrove diaper story?

I actually never finished the book, but I might sometime

dani can't keep getting away with this

>Better parents than muslims or third worlders

no

>pop star Ke$ha was born with a vestigial tail
>Taye Diggs was born with 12 fingers
>Lily Allen, Mark Walhberg and Carrie Underwood all have third nipples
>Harry Styles has four nipples
this. he's pretty fucking cool. musician, almost made the kansas city royals team.

third nipples aren't that rare, i've got one i thought was a birthmark until it started getting the same pattern of hair and i asked my doctor about it

go to bed woody

Some Pete Davidson shit is afoot

Joel McHale was walk on Tight End for the University of Washington Huskies Div 1 football team.

Mahershala Ali is the first Division 1 College Basketball player to win an Academy Award. He played four years at St. Mary's as a guard. He also released several rap albums in the mid 2000s
youtube.com/watch?v=YfsBdmlzwUo

goes without saying

The movie ‘Chinatown’ is based on George Hodel, one of the subjects of the TV series, and earlier book,
‘I Am The Night’
Look up the similarities between George Hodel and ‘Chinatown’.
Father rapes daughter and gets her pregnant.
Father is connected to corrupt cops and politicians in LA.
Father leaves Daughter/Grandaughter large sum of money.
John Huston used to attend parties at George Hodels house, and Hodel was an abortion doctor who took care of problems for Hollywood and other local politicians etc.
Hodel was also worked for the ‘United Nations’ before it was the current United Nations, when it was an organization to help the “US” allied countries after WWII.
Hodel worked in China, and presumably might have been a spook of some kind.
He’s heavily theirized to have been the Black Dahlia killer, and fled on two occasions to other countries to avoid prosecution for crimes.

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Oh bro no joke, Tatum O'Neal, in fucking public high school in the early '90s our photography / misc industrial arts teacher had his own 19th century building on the campus. There was this room in the photography basement that was full of old photography magazines, full catalogs from decades back.

Tatum and Ryan O'Neal nudes everywhere. Him and his fucking hairy '70s shit holding her nude body way too tight. Lots of 13-year-old Barrymore too. In public high school. Nude. Tatum with her dad. I had to take one home as a fucking homework assignment one week.

Ask the Saville Estate

Shall I give a quick rundown?

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>yeah I know our pedos are the worst and hollywood and shit but jimmy savile???
oh sweety...

please do, I've never heard of this.
interesting

lol.

Willow Smith had a miscarriage when she was 9

He won't say it because he's a lying little snitch fucking ZOG puppet bitch. It would paint Mia Farrow as a skeeve cunt oozing Sinatra cum out of her clunge. Dirty cheater. Make Allen into not a cheater. He couldn't have that. He probably fucks kids. All those queers and kid fuckers can't shut up about how much they hate it.

He came along with his olive oil skin and his guinea charm

Adam is getting fat

>Rebecca and her brother Steven used to "experiment" together as kids
>She gets knocked up by him at the age of 11
>Gives birth to a boy named Michael, forced to give him away to foster care
>Unable to recover from trauma, developed multiple personalities to cope
Could also explain why she acts so weirdly over the thought of having kids

Im tired. Aren't you tired? Im going to sleep. Sleep tite frens

Was a creation of "superior culture" in the Cold War fight against the USSR.

How strange, to fight Commies they funded those who openly were or heavily leaned Commie and who hated them/the US gov in an attempt to show that America had great culture; creating these cultural heroes that'd influence the youth and generations to come. Yes, how very strange this is the supposedly (((story))), really makes ya think

Modern art was CIA 'weapon'
independent.co.uk/news/world/modern-art-was-cia-weapon-1578808.html

>taking gymnastics or martial arts isn't going to magically steer them toward success or instill a sense of ambition into them
Oh yes it fucking will. They may not pursue those things career-wise but it will make them more driven to improve themselves and set goals.

>Angelina Jolie allegedly had sex with her brother
well she outright admitted she was "in love" with her brother on national television, so...

>>Angelina Jolie allegedly had sex with her brother.
SOURCE

Allen is loved in Hollywood.
Presumably he has people who watch his back.
Ronan has basically come out and said Allen is a child molesting piece of shit.
Normally this might lead to consequences, but if Ronan is really Frank Sinatra’s son, then he likely has a certain amount of mafia protection, and connections.
The mafia still runs sections of Hollywood, and Frank Sinatra is still considered an icon particularly amongst certain groups of people.

She also had "boyfriend" who was 13 years old when she was 23

Glad she broke that curse

it was her father

Jack is most likely product of incest, thats why it's secret. His dad and granddad are the same guy

People are starting to be able to see the evil in this dimension. Wait until the shit gets real.

her dad died when she was like eight, she probably would have turned out better if she did have him around to molest her

FUCKING KEK

I've never seen anyone look so naturally hideous like she does.

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She has the face of a woman who would openly date underage boys
Michael should come out of hiding already.
Imagine a guy walking up on stage and joking about finding out his real parents are brother and sister

Yep. I read on the booket of one of doors albums, that one of the studios was ttg (two terrible guys) because it was owned by two very nice jews one of which was a pilot in the israeli air force.
I thought it was very weird of them to mention it

>professional guitarist Roger Daltrey

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The 70s were all about all kinds of sexual liberation and they hadn't figured out that you might want to regulate some of it. It wasn't until the 80s when people like Oprah came out as being sex abuse victims as kids that society really started frowning on it.

His brother was a big guy to him growing up

Yeah, man (((jackson pollock)))

>kikes performing degenerate actions at a young age
I'm shocked.

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I wonder if they’re estranged or Nolan has tried to save his brother and give him cash after getting out of jail. I’m sure he’s taken care of his sister in law.

Americans are such beautiful people others simply can't resist.

And no, I'm not saying that only because I have my visa hearing today and are trying to score some points.

I'm still not convinced that Elliott Smith wasn't actually killed by his girlfriend Jennifer Chiba.

tim roth isn't american

Her mom is the nurse who Harry Reams fucks in Deep Throat. She looks just like her.

That's a weird one. I don't know why people obsess over that one more instead of Kurt Cobain.

She's developed into a closeted serial pedo with D.I.D

It's because we care enough to talk about it. Go to Latin America, rape and incest is essentially tolerated and not talked about and it's 100 times as bad, it's a common part of life.

Where do I start? I want to read this shit

Imagine their parents.


>So both of your sons are in the movie business? What about the third.
>uhhm He has his thing.

So he was there not letting her get molested, huh

source???

>Implying she isn't so protected that not even CDAN could touch her

you're getting spit roasted by the brits and the french and you're somehow proud of it

PDF link to David McGowan's Lauren Canyon book:
the-eye.eu/public/concen.org/Weird Scenes Inside the Canyon - Laurel Canyon, Covert Ops & the Dark Heart of the Hippie Dream (2014) by David McGowan & Nick Bryant.pdf

His website with shorter essays on this and other topics
centerforaninformedamerica.com/

Fucking based user, thanks for the hookup. Have a webm

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I just want more info

That's all I got
She's too protected, like she's one of the higher-ranking members of the Hollywood Mafia

lol no, she and all the other AT crew members used to ride around in a van like Scooby Doo and shit that's not mafia elite

Also virtually everyone involved in the Manson murders, the victims and the man himself. America is the great satan and popular culture is mind control.

The highest members always keep the lowest profiles

until the British Invasion it might have been

Madonna was raped a few days after arriving in New York from Michigan. She talked about it on Howard Stern. NYC sounded like a real shithole back then and Taxi Driver and Ms. 45 may as well be documentaries.

which brings up The Beatles connection to The Tavistock Institute

one more story before the thread dies?

A lot of Cartoon Network's new shows are made using laundered child trafficking money

lol no, CN doesn't do live action shows

You think that shit's just allowed to *happen* by chance? Bongs have been behind cultural engineering and mind control longer than the USA if anything. Crowley was government intelligence. Whenever you see power apparently flirting with the satanic it's a smokescreen for spook-work. Or at least I really fucking hope it is.

His grandpa was from sheepshead bay brooklyn... but it’s not like the brits are pure by any stretch of the imagination.

Before the British Invasion the only thing on the radio was the Flying Nuns because Kennedy was assassinated

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>Whenever you see power apparently flirting with the satanic it's a smokescreen for spook-work
I take it you've been reading miles w. mathis?

Nobody said the shows being made with the laundered money were live action

audition for kids shows are a front to snatching kids stupid, you don't get that with a cartoon show

Shut up fattie

The cartoons are made using money from child prostitution, kids aren't snatched in casting couches like they used to be.
Sometimes all it takes is a white powder being blown in someone's face to brainwash them

absolute hogwash, have ever even been to Burbank?

>ballet classes three days a week, clarinet and piano lessons every sunday
what your parents should've done is have her do one of those at a time for a year and if she didn't like it she could try something else

Have you?

Aldous Huxley and Gregory Bateson's work with the OSS/British Intelligence in the 50s was one of the first Spook forays into psychedelics/mind control/culture shaping that led to the CIAs MK-ULTRA and LSD experiments which all led to the Leary/Kesey/etc hippie movement in the west.

And of course Crowley was good friends with L.Ron Hubbard before he started Scientology (as well as JPL's Jack Parsons) and you can connect the dots to US Army Psychological Operations Leader Michael Aquino, etc. etc.

His conclusion is a lot more comforting than the idea that this shit is being practiced for what it claims to be.

Virtually every bad development in government and culture over the past millennia can be traced to something schemed up by Anglo and also later American leaders.

every day

Scientology controls a frightening amount of the Federal Government

can you expand on that?

Mormon's too, and Jesuits specifically in the CIA and FBI

Mormons are all over the fucking Navy as well