Post your movie ideas, they are not going anywhere

But the tapir has two sides, the friendliest tapir you'll ever meet, and a twisted fucking jungle hog

a witty fox becomes king of britain

Cthulhu but it wasn't a dream

the year is 2017. donald trump is the president.

Warhammer the movie

First movie is about the Empire fighting the beastmen, then the chaos warriors

Second movie is about making alliances with Bretonnia (who suffer from a greenskins invasion), dwarfs (dealing with the skaven) and the high elves
Last movie is the End Times but this time it doesn't suck

Black and white Spider-Man film with cutscenes of buildings falling and lamps city scapes the plot is you never see Spider-Man but focus around 6 different characters

Movie starts with Alex Jones drinking alone in his house. Demon Hillary Clinton walks in and taunts him that he's post everything all according to her plan. She hands him a noose, or knife or something and tells him to kill himself. he realizes since he has lost everything he might as well go out fighting and kills her. the movie then becomes John Wick mixed with Constantine as he roots out the globalists demon nests and slays them.

sofia boutella doing stuff barefeet

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Kino

>NA education

Always wanted to see a big budget depiction of the North Hollywood shootout, including the lead-up to it.

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Horror movie about the conquistadores meeting creepy ass natives or maybe romans meeting creepy ass druids if euros killing brown people isn't pc

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guy can stop time and have sex with any girl she wants, so he travels to Hollywood and stops time and has sex with all the top Hollywood actresses, starting with Emma Stone. we'll cast all the actresses as themselves of course.

>an enterpreneur who used to launder money for his criminal family in his legit business suddenly has the become crime boss after his crime bosses brother and cousin die and get arrested, respectivelly
>he must deal with an undercover cop inside his organization and other loose ends so he uses his brother favorite professional hitman to do his dirty work, but soon the hitman becomes a problem, as he fail to ensure his payment because of "business" problems

We got Green Inferno and Bone Tomahawk, with less spook and more gore

Shut the fuck up bitch you think I don't know every movie even remotely related to my idea? Of course I do because I'm not a no-brain nigger like you, faggot.

pige

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>A young reporter joins forces with a renegade priest to uncover a secret code in "Oliver Twist" that leads to a secret treasure build in a maze-like underground city beneath Paris, which also harbors the only weapon that can destroy a monster that roams the sewers and targets the >A lowly accountat falls in love with the estranged daughter of a small-time mobster, and decides to compete against her father in a karaoke competition, with tragic results

>A gay porn star seeking to break into mainstream acting becomes an unlikely hero when Hollywood is seized by a sect of vengeful Kazakhstani commandos bent on turning the world into a giant taco

>A man born with two penises races against time to evade a shadowy organization that wants to turn one of his members into a bomb to kill a political candidate

>A serial rapist is backed against the wall when one of his victims locates him and demands to become his apprentice, while a tough-as-nails police detective is hot on their trails

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>A madman is destroying the world's supply of chairs, and it rests on the shoulders of the closeted homesexual President of the United States and his estranged lover, a reformed chairosexual anarchist, to stop him

>A group of introverted teenagers attend a party hoping to lose their virginities, unaware a local cult is targeting them for virgin sacrifices to revive an ancient sex deity

>A male-to-female transexual is left with only one breast after a surgery gone wrong, and embarks on a road trip to Mexico with her best friend to become whole, which puts them on the crosshairs of a single dad training a ragtag bunch of misfit Little League baseball players for the big game, a bumbling FBI agent investigating trafficking of body parts, and a deranged scientist trying to create a modern-day Frankenstein

>Short on money, Jeff Goldblum agrees to star in a low-budget remake of Jurassic Park playing everyone, including the dinosaurs
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>Parallel dimensions begin collapsing into eachother due to an ancient multiversal alignment, and only a young woman harboring ancient cosmic powers can save creation. She is rescued by a gruff hero-for-hire, who must protect her from his doppelganger from another universe, a dangerous assassin hired by a shadowy organization to ensure the end of the world

>The plot of "MacBeth" unfolds through the eyes of a group of amnesiac crewmen of a malfunctioning spaceship drifting through Space

>A young man raised by sentient falcons is deployed to sabotage a nuclear submarine, but things go haywire when its crew stumbles upon a society of humanoid amphibians created by the radiation of a forgotten meteor sunken in the pacific ocean, and the Falcon spy falls in love with their princess.
innocent. In their way stands the President of France, who covets the treasure to fund his experimental hair transplant surgery.

>A young man named Gaylord Faggotstein by his abusive father as a mean-spirited joke sets to become the town's casanova, but soon begins campaigning for the plight of a secret community of homosexual sentient bears that live in the woods, putting him at odds with his conservative brother and the entire community.

>The crew of a spaceship on an dangerous voyage to Space to establish first contact with extraterrestrial lifeforms is targeted by a serial killer known as "Rocket Man", who murders people with a space axe, which is a regular axe, but used in space.