Who’s the best chef on TV?

Can you blame the guy?

any nudes/foot pics?

yes to both

found the normie
christopher kimball

Danny D has AIDS now. Does that mean that Gordon might too? They definitely did coke together, maybe things escalated.

Still Keith Floyd, and he's been dead for fucking 10 years.

>She came to America when she was 7. Her father was a movie producer who had brought the family here from Italy. They attended the best schools and lived in increasingly beautiful homes. But (her) father was difficult. He collected guns and used them to intimidate the children and their mother. When she was 12, her father decided her nanny wasn't needed anymore. He began to enter her room at night and that was the end of her childhood. By age 13, he was regularly raping her at least three times a week.
>(Her) life became a mixture of shame and fear. . . . Her father told her they had been lovers in a previous life and that he was preparing her so that when she had a boyfriend or husband she would know what to do. But there were no boyfriends. (She) was never allowed to date. She was allowed no activities outside the home. She had become her father's captive. As (she) neared the end of high school, she began to dream of escape. She knew that if she did not leave the house now, she would be there forever. She packed her bags and told her father she was moving out. He called her a slut and a bitch. And he looked at her and said, "Take that whore of a sister with you."

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>found the normie

Raymond Blanc isn't exactly normie and is superior to some American chef cunt.

Can we just have a nice innocent thread with Giada/Nigella?

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>Her father told her they had been lovers in a previous life
Based
>he was preparing her so that when she had a boyfriend or husband she would know what to do
Absolutely cuckedpilled

Michael Symon

Eric Ripert

>Danny D has AIDS now

I hope not because he's Yea Forums's guy.

youtube.com/watch?v=o3jR_9oW3Lk&list=PLOPhvA8Vr7-YDziHH5wKD8HnuUT_jw4Ge

Yes please

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Delete this whole thread. I will not have my Wife be slandered like this.

Daddy just gave her a little white sauce

if she had those milkers at 13 I don't think I would've managed to hold back either

didn't she beat up her husband in front of the bull or something? some kinky shit

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Hot

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gib moar khazhar milkies pls

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>that look in his eyes
You just KNOW

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Jesus christ

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still waiting for those alleged nudes to leak.
whichever one of you has them leak them please.

Alton Brown

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reminder she got destroyed by rachel ray and never recovered
youtube.com/watch?v=54dwljuMZpI

STOP POSTING MILKERS, I'VE ALREADY FAPPED FOUR (4) TIMES TODAY

post em I can’t find anything

Her father was Josef Schnitzel

thats not based at all

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Saw Anne Burrell once she looks even weirder in person seemed chill tho

Alex De Benedetti. She changed her last name after he went to prison.

Ahh thank you

i unironically liked nadi g a lot on bitchin kitchen until she turned into a retard

>IRON CHEF MILKERS
>THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS...
>MILK
>ALLEZ CUISINE

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Rachel Ray is /ourmommy/

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These are BBW porn stars right? Not real chefs?

Rachael Ray is unironically the best. Comfy show, easy and tasty meals. She taught me how to cook when I was in middle and high school while my parents were passed out drunk.

Alton Brown is great too if you like the history and science behind food. Bobby Flay just seems like an asshole who can't even hide it. Not followed Giada so not sure. Not seen any of the Nu-Food Network hosts either.

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Second one is. Alura Jensen.

Still nut to their reruns.

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Giada is a huge cunt and cocaine addict whomst fucked male sluts during and after her marriage because she had a mid life crisis.

Robert no!!!

Good Lord...

Mummy!

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hnnnngh

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Damn I wish I'd been there for her.

>looks like I've forgotten to buy milk!
>oh well, not a problem, just have to get my pump

Jigglekino

Is she an old friend of Pierce Brosnan?

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who is this and how do I get her to put butter on my balls

I've jerked off to Halina, not gonna lie.

didn't she fuck matt lauer and john mayer when she was married?

>so_youre_telling_me_there_is_a_chance.gif

God I want a chef wife with big tits bros.

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And if I told you they were niggers you'd throw a shitfit.

She's got really lopsided tits.
Can't unsee.
Looked just like my old ceramics teacher though.

Brad, of course

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No need to project, user.

Matt Lauer hit that? How much more based can he get?

Have you read her history? I'm surprised somebody was stupid enough to marry her. She's broken.

Babish is making a shitload of money. He monetized his 15 minutes extremely well. Easily more than Brad.

>Can we just have a nice innocent thread with Giada/Nigella?
daily reminder Giada's father was sent to prison for raping her as a child

Bon appetite tier list

God tier: Brad and vinnie

Wife tier: Claire

Disgusting Bugmen: everyone else

das it mane

>there's incels who unironically find this attractive and arousing

>Giada will never be your mommy who comes home and drinks a lot of wine and starts touching your dick while she forces you to squeeze her tits
haha what a hell that would be

The difference being Brad has made a career out of being a test kitchen chef and could easily continue making a living if youtube tanked.
Babish on the other hand did exactly what you said, capitalized on 15 minutes of fame. Without his youtube he's nothing.

Spot on, Molly is good too though

Brad doesn't need the money.

AHHHHHHHH
I WANT TO GROPE AND KNEAD
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>cooked for the French president
>still handles a knife better than practically anyone else in his eighties

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imagine how good of a chef you've got to be to please a bunch of elite French snobs

Babish could retire tomorrow. He has literally made 5+ million dollars in less than three years. All with some some slick editing and below average charisma and average cooking skills.

Brad is a chef/kitchen manager
Babish is a youtuber

he's a beast and it's funny how he totally outperforms any guest on his show while chugging wine

Giada got some big smoked-buffalo-mozzarella TIDDIES

Molly

>tfw giada looks almost exactly like your sister so you don't feel any attraction towards her
how good does she actually look?

she's at least an 8/10, probably around a 10/10 if you've got a thing for mommy's

I'd guess Brad makes a little less than 100k/yr

Babish is a millionaire. He has books, patreon, millions of views, lots of vids, tons of paid advertisements, etc.

Can you imagine her whipping up a delicious cream that she might use in lieu of lingerie that you'd need to clean off in order to avoid staining the linens?

What if she even went and considered her own flavors while crafting something to compliment them?

Whoops

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Do you think she'd be turned on or flee if you asked her to call you Daddy?

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I get that Babish is successful but millionaire? I really doubt that.

>at least 8/10
wow there's still hope for us because she married a total beta

I want to pump Giada full of ricotta!

She was raped and abused by her dad for years so she might go into some kind of PTSD freak out or she'll be the wettest woman on Earth.

God I love ginormous mommy nipples.

If you calculate his YT money, he gets about 1m/yr. Then all you have the other things I mentioned. He's been doing it since 2016 I believe too.

>my pornfu baneposted
nice. Never realized it was her in it.

Why do these threads always pop up after I've "whipped my creme" iykwim

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holy fuck

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They were fucking hilarious to be fair.
Always used to watch their shows with my mum.

Angela White? I can't play the vid.

>and then everybody clapped

Objectively the best

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Dios mio...
would fuck her and eat her food in a heartbeat

>anything with nigger mitts
stop

That italian girl is cool though kind of awkward

my neighbor is like a mix between her and Natalie Portman. Busted a big one after seeing her in a bikini

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Are you a gaylord?

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I always have loved her eyes and tits but always have hated her septum and jawline

>ayesha will never put her feet in your mouth

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Where the hell was the mom while this was happening?

You mean Mario did what he always does and destroyed bobby

The tits, the nose... Giada is jewish isnt she

I didn't realize her dad was jewish

The coked up Basque man
youtube.com/watch?v=V8JMHnNrN9w

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Pretending not to notice and then fucking him when he wasn’t raping their daughter

Chef Bao Bao

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probably getting a gun pointed at her dome did you read it

I think mainly Italian, she would have been posted in one of the /hr/ threads by now

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raping giada too

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ella hughes

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HOLY SHIT

Bao Baos

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She was rich she could have gone to the cops at any point unless she was afraid of the money going away too.

>today we're cooking dog

whos this?

So fine

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B R E H S

>you'll never have an early morning coffee with tess

youtube.com/watch?v=qFnyN6IBdOk

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I NEED TO FUCK HER
I NEED TO FUCK HER
I NEED TO FUCK HER
I NEED TO FUCK HER

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What’s her dad look like? And how’s she look like in the past?

I'd cuck Curry and eat the meals she cooks for him.

I want to give Rachel Ray my pork sword

Stacy Dash?

I'd give her a 30 minute meal if you know what I mean.

she will be my 30 minute meal

KYO NO TE WA

I'd give her a 60 second commercial break if you know what I mean.

GET OUT OF THE GIADA THREAD PLEBS

Such a kino show.

Steph Curry’s wife Ayesha

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I want milk now

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>Alien vs Predator

And now she's a BJ addict with daddy issues.

They were entertaining and had a lot of good tips as well as recipes.

>she's a BJ addict
Don't toy with me, boy. How do you know this?

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gross

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DADS GONNA FREAK

look at that bone structure, she's not even black, she's just a disfigured mayo

Yeah, look at her knees
white chocolate as fuck

based jugs poster

DAD'S GONNA RAPE

>hands off
is mouth ok?

Look the same. I am italian with italian parents, grandparents etc and here in the US I am one Oy Gevalt away from being taken for a jew.

how does this not have 18 fpbps....

That's fucking hot
Clearly the mistake he made was not making her cum during every rape

Food Network is the only cable network worth saving

You cant even dispute this

fpbp

first post best post

Thats hot.

this gets a fpbp from me

might as well chime in, fpbp

put your trip back on so i can filter you

fpbp!

>tfw jack is back

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how does it feel being a brainlette

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will she ever suck a dick as good as she did with her dad?

stop posting these a minute apart

only this one looks organic

I've jerked off 3 fuckin times today already and i think im about to make it a 4th. Fuck you OP,

fpbp

woah, now this is a fpbp if I ever saw one

Fpbp

FPBP!!!

Nice. Knew the uncensored one had to be out there.

lmao fpbp

>all it took was one person to say fpbp

for me, it's a fpbp

I want to marry Claire and have her sit on my face every night!!!

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>that subtle admission of samefaggotry

fpbp

This is unironically fpbp

fpbp

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fpbp.

fpbp

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU WAIT 170 POSTS TO DECIDE THAT

Absolutely based and bradpilled

>wanting a 250lb porker to sit on your face
good luck at the dentist's office

Sometimes you have to be the change you want to see in the world

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there is only one answer: Chef Jack Scalfani
some say he's not a chef, and some would argue he's not on television but fuck those losers. he's /ourguy/

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He was Italian which is worse.

stop pretending to be me

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>250lb
She's not even 150.

This is just like that image of Pierce Brosnan's wife. Zero knowledge of weight.

Jacque Pepin

Did he died?

I dont know... She seems like a match for the ashkenazi Hawk phenotype

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Her mother was a successful Italian actress. She let it happen.

>thread hasn’t devolved into ja/ck/ posting
honestly disappointed lads

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nah he's still going strong

Not dead, but gone. He is a husk, the salmonella has taken control of the organism that was once Jack.

1. Claire is a darling and you'll not speak ill of her
2. She's looks barely over 140, she's just short
3. We'd all be so lucky to have her use our faces as chairs

carla is literally the worst. ESPECIALLY when she has some tranny or celebrity on.

>She's not even 150.
in your dreams. prove me wrong

>getting your nose broken by an ass the size of Demaryius Thomas of the Denver Broncos
t. incel

You made the first claim you retarded foreigner. This isn't your own personal board to argue. You're simply wrong and I know it for a fact. The burden to hopefully someday not be wrong is on you.

imagine suckling all the milk from her big breasts

based

how big is your nose that this is a concern Mr. Goldberg?

>I know it for a fact
you don't. i searched for the answer but couldn't find her height or weight or a point of reference. i am good at reckoning weights and she is well over 150lbs.