Luke Perry

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Can use my impression of Gilbert doing Old Groucho now for Luke Perry

possibly, smoking fucks your blood irrigation

Strokes are terrible. Poor guy.

>massive stroke
its that an euphemism for a masturbation sesion?.
did he pull a carradine?

Luke Bury

Somebody get to Joaquin stat

it's completely random genetics stuff. was just reading about a guy who did exercise and ate healthy all his life, and died of a heart attack at like 65. the doctor was like "he's in phenomenal shape, except he's dead." some kind of arterial plaque buildup or something. sometimes you're just predisposed and that's that.

That's what you get for not being circumcised.

The hell, I thought that was a picture of walter white for a second

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He'll be alright

He's a big guy

and i'd also like to mention, an echo is enough to find heart defects, but not enough to do anything about plaque and that kind of stuff. essentially you cant touch anything until you're basically feeling chest pains and all that , and then because they have no other choice they do the invasive tests. there is no way to do tests otherwise if you're healthy or not feeling anything. basically when you're screwed you're screwed.

Hey isn't that the reverend who gets put into a brick wall in Oz
RIP

You can get a stroke on the toilet seat too. Don't force it, always let the stool flow naturally. Never ever press.

Dude was in one of my favorite high school shows when I was in high school. Beverly Hills 90210. Very kino.

Dylan from Beverly Hills 90210

Sad

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This is why you shouldn't do coke.

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Sideshow Luke Perry

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>What the fuck he is relatively young
Being in your 50s isn't young relative to anything.

at one point literally the biggest hearthrob in the world

A stroke that's bad enough to force a coma is going to affect him majorly and permanently, if he doesn't get pneumonia.

He's going to be in a wheel chair and/or have to learn how to speak and read again.

I had a grandad who had a severe stroke that only affected him mentally. Basically reverted him to a five year old (albeit with a 70 year old's memory). Needed to learn to read and write, he'd know what he wants to say but struggle to find the words to speak (conversations were usually a guessing game to find out what 'wassname.... you know' was). He'd get extremely emotional easily (both happy and sad) and lost his internal censors (didn't have a mean bone in his body so he'd only ever say things embarassing, never hurtful) . He was awesome .

My other grandad had a stroke, got an infection in hospital, didn't have the strength to even breath and died the same day.

Learn the signs of having a stroke! We didn't know them for the first grandad and potentially could have lessened his symptoms.

It's kinda creepy when you think about how many of these zoomer's moms schlicked it to Luke Perry and here they are being edgy by typing "who? lol".

THE ONE WHO GOT UR MOMMA WET BETWEEN HER LEGS AS SHE STARED AT HIS POSTER IN 1992 AND TOUCHED HERSELF.

This might be the best advice ever given.

He was huge and a major teen heartthrob in the early 90s when he played Dylan in 90210

It's relatively young for a healthy adult male to have a stroke

People born this side of the millennium post here old timer

>THE ONE WHO GOT UR MOMMA WET BETWEEN HER LEGS AS SHE STARED AT HIS POSTER IN 1992 AND TOUCHED HERSELF.
so her uncle charlie that molested her?

SUCK A DICK FAGGOT

BRANDON > DYLAN

ALL DAY EVERY DAY

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being 50 now is like being 30 half a century ago.

He's probably been doing a shitload of drugs since the 80s so it's no mystery.

Lifetime of drug use can do that.

>be 16 year old me
>super hypochondriac
>about to give a presentation in high school
>start getting this weird twitch in my chest
>something also smells like burnt bread
>I put one and one together and begin to freak out, hyperventilate
>teacher tells me it's my turn to present
>I yell out in the most girlish voice "Mrs johnson I'm having a stroke!"
>students freak out, teacher calls 911
>school nurse shows up within a minute
>tells me it's nothing
>smell was just coming from the garbage can, someone threw away a panini earlier
>every kid in my class makes fun of me
>end up having to change schools in my junior year because of relentless bullying
>someone at my new school is friends with one of the bulliest at my old school
>soon enough everyone starts calling me the stroke kid again

The 90's really fucking sucked. I feel like I was the last victim of this kind of stuff before blatant bullying suddenly became uncool.

Post your 90210 waifu

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>lol it's kind of creepy how people get older and make new people who don't know old people
retard

More like a few centuries ago. There were civil war veterans having meetups during the great depression.

it doesn't necessarily have to have been from a clot
if he had an aneurysm, that could just have been an unlucky congenital defect that finally popped or something

RIP

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>What the fuck he is relatively young and is not fat, how could he have a stroke?
Drugs. Lots of drugs.
>This shit frightens me.
Then don't do drugs.
>I wouldn't mind having a heart attack and just dying, but a stroke can leave you crippled for the rest of your life and happen very unexpectedly.
Then don't do drugs. See: Steven Adler, ex-drummer of Guns N' Roses, who had a stroke from drug abuse, who still can't talk right.

Perry has been a notorious druggy, everyone in Hollywood knows, that's why his career fell of the cliff, bounced off the rocks, and drowned.

>"But muh genetics"

Fucker snorted his career, the only shocking thing is it took this long to catch up to him.

It was drugs.

ouch
Kelly best 90210 girl

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her and based Brenda were so fucking hot
i was so pissed when they kicked her off the show

Sisterboy is micro-manlet -tier

Lindybeige?

youtube.com/watch?v=d3wPg9_QM3I

BTFO

Why would he rob peoples hearths?

Zoomer trash

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Hi Incel!

same here
hope he pulls through
but F if his number is called

reddit, go away

This shit can happen at any age and fitness level.

RIP: Pike from the Buffy movie and Rev. Clouttier.

My dad is 65, fit as fuck runs marathons and is about to die to brain cancer.

based

Depends if it's ischemic or hemorrhagic

Why doesn't god fuck with faggots like Sean Penn or Spike Lee? Why is it always the good ones like Bill Paxton or Tim Omundson? This is bullshit, I am upset and I don't even care about Luke Perry.

>uses heartthrob
>accuses others of being reddit
lol

Read the book of Job you fucking cretin.

watched big fish and was afraid to poop for a good month after, what with that guy dying from a stroke after pushing too hard on the toilet and all... messed me up.

Sneedshow

He didn't age so good

too late brother. the hemorrhoid just keep getting bigger

It's a toss-up. But even if he DOES make it, he's probably got at least a year or two to recover.

The fact that they have him under a medically induced coma suggests that they're worried about brain swelling. If that happens, he'll either die or they will have to cut a hole in the head to relieve the pressure.

Will he be sealed up in a wall like in OZ?

It's going to depend on what side of the brain the stroke was on. If it was on the right side, he would still be able to speak and read, though he would have left side weakness.

Either way, if he survives he has a long haul ahead of him. That and it will also cause permanent brain damage, which will effect memory, personality, judgement, etc.

medfag here, massive stroke doesn't tell you fucking thing. All strokes are technically massive. He'll probably live on account of not being an old man

imagine stroking it while browsing Yea Forums and your mom find your corpse on her daily tendies delivery

so is this why i see stars and the color tint of the bathroom changes when i take a shit

kevin sorbo had 4 strokes, the first one at 38

you're next

Walking into the Axiz Light.

Walking into the Aziz Light.

fuck, I have hemorrhoids and the only way for the poop to not hurt like fuck and tear them is to squeeze hard as fuck until I'm light head so that it comes out thinner.

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That sucks I hope he recovers.

>living your entire life in great shape and dying at 65 is a bad thing
who looks forward to any age after 60? 70-80 is when everything falls apart no matter what you do. after 80 you're just a living corpse that will die from a 2ft fall.

Yikes.

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>tfw my parents are falling apart
I don't want them to die

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i thought it was james mcavoy

I've been on set of Riverdale many times and he always came off as friendly and down to earth. Wishing the guy all the best.

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING NOT AGAIN BROS FIRST THE BLACK HOOD NOW THIS?

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Did you see Lil’s pusy?

thats like saying do you have vegetable allergies

Hopefully he will come back to haunt Yea Forums after he fails to get a sticky

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>punished Archie returns
>to take down death itself
kino

Even if he ends up making it, he is going to end up just as Tim "Hot wheels" Curry did.

all i knew about was elvis and that capo on the sopranos but i'm skinny so...
so i can't push the bm? what are the odds? i'm kinda freaking out about this, i don't want to die on the toilet.

Shut up stroke kid.

There was an announcement yesterday that Fox was rebooting 90210. Luke literally had a stroke from it, Fuck.

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If she was on TV today. She would have been BLACKED.

JUST GIVE US THE STORY!

RIP Robert Redford

kill yourself

Guy who played a high school student while in his 40s. Surprised he's still alive.

The last Civil War widow died about ten or fifteen years ago in Alabama. She was still collecting her husband's death pension from the state.

my cousin got a brain tumor and died after a stroke when he was like 41 and he was in excellent health. didn't drink or smoke and was totally fit. he was an all state wrestling champion, then a marine, and stayed active his whole life. just fate i guess

Here you go.

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Thought it was Lindy

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You might have face blindness

HEYYY MINNESOTA
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mom... this is betty... i'm gonna say it

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*HUFF HUFF*

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HOW IS IT THAT 13% OF RIVERDALE'S POPULATION COMMITS THE MAJORITY OF ITS CRIME

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She looks like she exclusively fucks only one white dude because she's innocent.

did he do steroids?

How the FUCK did he go from James Dean to John Hurt so fucking fast?

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Your mom on the left

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It floored me when Michael Clark duncan died.
He was a healthy vegan guy who didn't do any drugs or fuck around, fit as fuck, but then one day.. bam. His heart just went.

Its always been surreal seeing all these healthy, young, fit people who run and exercise dropping like flies around me as I smoke and stuff my face with pizza, outliving them all.

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Your time will come

Holy shit did you just shoop this? Based oldfriend.

Mah nigga

How the fuck do you get a stroke at 52?????

Yeah, but you're going to die slowly, suffering from issues related to being fat, instead wham, bam, thank you ma'am and dropping dead.

>producer's daughter

I actually met this guy one time haha, not even joking. He was over at my house like a week ago. I made him coffee and we had a couple of jokes about how I feel like I'm always moving and just divert everything like a river. It was really cool, hopefully I see him again soon. I'm not sure who I'll invite over tonight... I can basically invite anyone over, I'm really important where I'm from...

Owner of a company I worked for died of a heart attack while taking a shit.

PRAYERS FOR DYLAN BROS

rip walter white and hal wilkerson

Tell Lili hi for me, user. :3

Wrong, they can inject you with dye to see the extent of atherosclerosis (narrowing of the arteries due to plaque) which is caused by sugar not fat as we've been told.

This guy was born to play Arthur Morgan in a Red Dead adaptation

Vegan diet is mostly sugar and missing essential vitamins

>I was something of a prankster. One time I put a ski mask on my head and used a fake gun on the school secretary so that I could get some of my friends out of detention.
>There's a big difference between me and a real, legitimate working hand, or a world-champion rodeo cowboy. I play 'em, and I aspire to be like that, but those guys are tough.
Certified BASED