Haha. I wouldn't know

Haha. I wouldn't know.

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I'm terrified of the idea of someone knowing my actual life.
My elaborate construction of lies within seperate worlds would come crashing down.

you're not that deep lmao

lmao

Ye man. I need a companion also you're always yourself

You don’t need to be deep I’m sure there aren’t most people who would want to read my short stories of latex empires and see how I piss into bottles and shit in socks because I don’t wanna get up

This one girl ate my goof juice once and I felt really close with her but she did not like my intentions

>Phoenix's father, John Lee Bottom, originally from Fontana, California, was a lapsed Catholic of English, German, and French Huguenot ancestry. His mother, Arlyn (née Dunetz), was born in The Bronx, New York, to Jewish parents whose families were from Hungary and Russia

based

I agree, i have jacked off to pizza before. How am i hiding that from a partner?

>shit in socks
A real shut in would shit in a bowl or an empty cup of soup container, a sock is way too cumbersome you fucking poser.

1. Why?

2. Don't do it in front of her and don't tell her?

They’re big hockey socks that I just squat down and shit into they buildup and eventually look like Christmas stockings I only have one bowl in my apartment so I can’t shut in it lol

That must be where all his talent comes from. Thanks Jews.

Im sharing my life with you anonymous.

Liar. The only thing worse than being a shit smearing shut in is pretending to be a shit smearing shut in.

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you know what i mean by pizza right?

unironically kys

ow.... still the same questions though.

no

I'm 30 and have only ever fucked escorts. I've had lots of opportunities to fuck women and have real relationships but a combination of fear and the desire to be alone means I only get excited for sex workers now

maybe one day