The Onion

Any Onion news stories or videos that you felt deserved a movie adaptation? I think this could win an Oscar for the identity politics.
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Lol you said tity

lol what a crazy image

The story in the pic would make bretty good comedy.

This could make a good sci fi movie.
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This would be good
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A story of betrayal
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And of course a redpill
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Pic, I'm glad I'm not the only one. I still hate myself though.

Did they ever top Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere?

this actually happens alot, though

I'd like to see Christopher Nolan adapt this guy's dream.
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Death of Liberty
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The one where they euthanize a teenage girl was pretty great

Sci fi movie that uncovers the conspiracy that all actors aren't real people.
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this is absolute satire kino with 10/10 production values.

Xhamster actually made this a real thing.
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It was that reality show they made called The Sex Factor.

Why do faggots so easily consume anything that is satire of conservative news?

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This was some good shit. All the dislikes from people who had no idea what they were getting into

A little close to home for some
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Do you think they never make fun of Democrats?
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Why don't more young adults just continue to live with their parents until they've acquired a nice chunk of savings and matured as a person?

onion used to be pretty good

>that woman in the jury moving hur purse
Jesus, the onion news is top shelf stuff.

Making fun of Clinton is the most surface level thing you can do, they would NEVER dare touch liberal folk heroes like Bernie sanders

yeah like what if like every lie he tells his parents starts coming true

Even when the satirize him they make him look like a hero.

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>7:00
Did the Onion just confirm that gays are subhuman?

Yeah that's the point, brainiac

because the economy runs on the debts they contract for their depreciating cardboard boxes, and you don't want to be known as that loser who lives with parents right user?

>Man wastes 15 years of his life studying Anteaters
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Movie about the creation of the Fast and Furious series.
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My favourite. "Hey Retard, give us back our friend"

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How about a full movie for that fake trailer the Onion made starring Steven Seagal.
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cute

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>Those are accelerated learning classes
>Oh, is that what they're calling them now?

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The Onion is only kind of biased. They can make fun if conservatives more than other left leaning comedy sites because no real names are attached to any articles

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my parents are angry, bickering boomers who drink alcohol and escape into media even more than I do.

>I say hang the man, if he hadn't already died of German Measles

Sounds like me and my dad. He uses TV and I use the computer but I think he also doesn't give a fuck about this world.

I know right? Who would ever do that haha
Like he wakes up at 7am and tells everyone he goes to work but he walks through the woods for 8 hours haha

The old black woman is always great on the panel segments

It's weird how natural some of those actors are

Fuck you OP.

You got my hopes up that the onion produced real video content again.

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Those girls are pretty good. Would fugg the right one.

Is Micheal Falk /ourguy/?
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The only content I like from them now are their movie reviews.
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yeah haha like what kind of monster would tell literally everybody that he keeps busy and works but then has to distance everybody from inspecting his life to closely lest they realize he's unemployed in his late-20s living off his dead grandfather's pension (which he promised his father he'd save) while sitting at home doing nothing all year round? that would be totally crazy!

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Onion news used to be incredibly funny. Wonder why they basically stopped making their successful sketches, did the contracts of their actors run out or did they fire the whole youtube staff or what? The newer stuff is nowhere near as good.

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Did they hurt your feelings???

bought up by univision, everyone got replaced by mexicants except Peter Rosenthal

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Eat shit.