What is the most memorable line from the prequels?

>Yousa execute bombad Order 66

I hate sand
And
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW

hello there

IAAECHOOO

"I don't like the sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating--not like you. You're soft and smooth."

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>>prequels
>>memorable
are you kidding me? EVERYONE remembers all the memes and classic lines from the prequels. No one's saying they're great, but everyone knows those classic lines from them.

>“You’re thinkin yousa people gonna die?”

Cracks me up every. fucking. time.

the prequals were shit compared to.

there are too many to count
>so its treason then
>i don't like sand
>NOT THE YOUNGLINGS!
>I have the high ground
>At least negotiations were short
>I am the senate!
>hello there
>now THIS is podracing

Prequels are kino and have stood the test of time while sequelsfags seethe and are already irrelevant

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not the point you tard

>compared to
compared to what? weird the post just stops there, its almost like candlejack got hi

I cant even remember one line from the sequels.
I think at some point hobo luke said "wrong".

>Yipeee!!

>I BYPASSED THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

I am the Senate.

>R2 do you is fucking

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> imagine not understanding the cultural impact of the prequels.
Show me where the vibrant meme subgenre the OT lead to is nostalgiafag

This and pic related are the only acceptable answers

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>Anakin Skywalker: You are so... beautiful.
>Padmé: It's only because I'm so in love.
>Anakin Skywalker: No, it's because I'm so in love with you.
>Padme: No u
>Anakin: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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I remember when han was like
>its real, all of it XDDD
which seems pretty retarded that galaxy reshaping events from 30 years prior have fallen into legend and rumor so quickly

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Chewie, we're in a home.

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>TELL THAT TO KANJI CLUB

I AM THE SENATE

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HELLO THERE

>I'll show you the darkside!
>You are so right!
>Tell that to kanjiklub.
>I bypassed the compressor!
>A good question, for another time!
>So who talks first? You talk first? I talk first?
>That lightsaber... it belongs to me!
>Traitor!
>You're a monster!
Fucking hell, this movie is absolute garbage. I can't believe that people actually praised the dialogue in this.

>What is the most memorable line from the prequels?

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>McGregor married Eve Mavrakis, a French-Greek Jewish production designer whom he met on the set of Kavanagh QC, in 1995

I felt embarrased hearing that

...and?

I remember the nigger face reveal, and the impact it had on Yea Forums

>people actually defend this shit

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Kikes bad

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL has to be #1 or #2

I've always been a fan of "Do it."

YOU TURNED HER AGAINT ME

TRAAAAITOOOOR

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>you want a cup of java juice?

YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME

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IT'S OVER ANAKIN!
I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!

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A communications disruption could mean only one thing

>YOU FUCKING TRAITOROUS NIGGER!!

Wow, was this really necessary?

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When Luke fights Kylo he says, "Strike me down in anger and I'll always be with you, just like your father". It's an okay line and a nice callback. It's a shame almost everything else about Last Jedi and Force Awakens is so dreadfully awful

REEAAUURRRRRRR

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Actually the cringe in this line helps the scene. It shows that Anakin is an autistic repressed retard.

Imagine being so mad you forget you have the power of the force and lose to two untrained kids, when you just want to kill them.

THE RESISTANCE IS DED
THE WAR IS OVER
AND WHEN I KILL YOU, I WOULD HAVE KILLED THE LAST JEDI™

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FUCK YOU JEDI FUCKS YOU HORRIBLE FUCKING CUNTS!!

>AMAZING, EVERY WORD OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID... *dabs* WAS WRONG *drops mic*! *glass celling shatters*

>ur mother

YODA, GENERAL GRIEVOUS IS EVIL!

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considering how as 9/11 happened people claimed it was a hoax i can believe people across the galaxy who didnt see shit and only heard of what happened may consider it a legend.

"Do not want"

Ya koon tacha poonoo nee sah, gee!

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The End

LIVE LONG AND PROSPER

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I wonder if Rian wrote that line specifically so people who loved TLJ could use it as a snarky gif in Twitter arguments with people who hated it

peeeeiiiwwww!!!!!!!!!!!

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Quads of truth

"Traitor!" is pretty funny, still bad though

>There's always a bigger fish.

>beebooobeeboo bee bebebibppbbee
"the emperor demands you let me tongue your boy twat for a bit man"

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Only a sith deals in absolutes

>it's true, all of it

but i remember it from the trailers, not the actual movie

Master Sipha Dias was KILLED almost ten years ago.

how many 9/11 hoaxers do you think there are exactly?
Also even the most retarded of them don't deny that 9/11 happened or Bin laden didn't exist

WHERES PADME?

we are the spark that will light the fire that will ignite the blaze that will turn the engine that will drive the crankshaft that will pull the lever that will drop the ball that will press the button that will tip the seesaw that will strike the match that will start the fire that will burn the first order down

youtube.com/watch?v=8QyMcJ42k2M

It is definitely 'HE is the traitor AHHHH'

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Hands up Jedi

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They've gone up the ventilation shaft

"Do it!"
"Only a Sith deals in absolutes"

NOW THIS IS SNEED-RACING

hello there

honorable mentions to
youtube.com/watch?v=WAw-G8G07ew
she cant do that shoot her or something

I think you can kiss your trade franchise goodbye.
>based Panaka

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a sith LORD?

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'I've got a bad feeling about this."

>“This truly is Revenge of the Sith”

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Why do the prequels have fucking endless memorable lines? How the fuck did that happen more than any other movie ever? Is this the power of George Lucas?

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>Wanna buy some Death Sticks?

>R4, scramble code 5 to Coruscant: care of the old folks home.

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A better question is, which prequel lines aren't iconic

I forgot about TR8R until you mentioned it just now. And that was a fucking meme. :/

It's a combination of George not knowing how write dialogue very well and the actors clearly trying their best to work with what they have. Many lines come off as awkward, yet the way they're said and the context behind them make them memorable. Split this over the course of 3 films and there's plenty of gold.

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>Tatooine is sparsely populated. If my traces are correct I'll find them quickly master.
Maybe it's because it's literally Mauls only line of dialogue but it always stuck with me.

>YOU WERE MY BROTHER ANAKIN!!
>I LOVED YOU!!
>*watches Anakin slowly burn to a crispy creme brulee even though he could finish him off quickly and easily in a second*
>He was a good friend.
Classic Kenobi

I loved The Phantom Menace as a kid (10yo when it came out) and saw it 4 times at the cinema. As I got older I liked it less but still liked it. The plinkett reviews convinced me it was shit and I never watched it again.
I just watched TPM for the first time in over half of my lifespan, and I must say it was pretty awesome. Some thing are weird and don't quite work but overall I really enjoyed the movie. Especially the whole Tatooine section, and I was even annoyed by the kid that much. So many of plinkett's criticisms are weak nitpicks that could apply to tons of great films. Other criticisms are simply wrong, such as his claim that Qui-Gon's bet with Whatto makes no sense. I understood it just fine and it was pretty clever actually.
Plinkett was right about some things of course, like R2D2 being given special care and commendation. But those things don't bring down the movie much at all.

Pic very related

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I actually think this scene is really well done despite the shit editing and lines.

Ian McDiarmid's facial expressions and the score make the scene genuinely feel creepy.

>"What?! How can you do this? This is outrageous, it's unfair!"

I hate gorged lucas

That fucking movie. I sat through an hour of the unfunniest comedy since The Love Guru to get to the Natalie Portman thong shot, and it turned out to be a blatant body double.

I thought that movie would be shit but at least have funny jokes. The jokes were fucking awful but I actually enjoyed some of the action scenes.

I NEEEEEED HIM

>UNLIMITEEEEEEEED POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

How wude!

>Not like you
It is "not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth" For fucks SAKE

when Jar Jar swallows some dead chicken on the market place and an alien says something like "Achumba wonga?"
I can still hear this shit

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Ironic

Only a shit deal is absolute

I find myself quoting the prequels more than the OT

you wanna buy some death sticks?

>good, now kill him
>palpatine is a sith lord

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Based Incredible Machine poster

"Execute Order 69"

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dewitt

Star Wars fandom was a major meme genre of the 80s (and ever since, but it dates from the OT)

Nooooo, or High Ground

that Sebulba was a cunt hey?

This is the only scene I really can remember because I got all choked up like a bitch in the theater. A shame they ruined the rest of the movie.

hahaha holy FUCK

I can't fucking comprehend how this was even allowed.

I can unironically recite 90% of the dialogue of the prequels while watching them. Favorites are all from obi wan and Sheev

Do it
I am the senate
It’s treason then
Another happy landing
Hello there
I have the high ground
Remember what you told me about your mother, and the sand people “sand people howling noises in background”

>What's wrong with your faaaaaaaace

YOU WILL TRY...

ERRAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*jumps in mid air in a reverse twirl*

Kek

Is it actual canon that Sheev was so powerful in the dark side he could expand his body to the size of the Senate and literal become it?

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some considered to be.......unnatural.

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is accidental kino the purest form?

No but there’s a 16 minute YouTube video on the subject of how he actually is the senate

what about the droid attack on the wookies

Now this is podracing has to be the most easily recognized

>Remember what you told me about your mother, and the sand people “sand people howling noises in background”
Holy shit I forgot about this. George you absolute kino madman.

Yes. It’s why The Room is actually more kino than what Tommy originally imagined it would be.

YOU HAVE DONE THAT YOURSELF...

I will do what I must...

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE.

IT WAS SAID THAT YOU WOULD DESTROY THE SITH, NOT JOIN THEM.

BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE. NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS.

It's like a Greek epic.

Yore Nuw Empiyah?!

If he is the senate, how did he dissolve the senate in the ANH without dissolving himself?

This
nooooooooooooooo.com/

>killing...
>younglings...
>:uses hand to stifle riotous laughter:

>HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
>WE'RE SMARTER THAN THIS.
Great line to use at the workplace.

>What is the most memorable line from the prequels?

"MEESA CHARACTER SUCKS ASS!"

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WAIT UHH
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST

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"You wanna cup of Jawa Juice?"

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SUH
DEYWENAPDAVENTILASHUNSHAFT

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>dellow felegates

AROUND THE SURVIVORS
A PERIMETER
CREATE

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agreed. im pretty sure even the most retarded viewers were creeped out thinking "wait a sec, is he now talking about himself?" and they managed to retain subtly.

This.

based

>Army or not, you must realize you are doomed.

I just thought the Grievous said and how Lucas shot that scene was epic joy.

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The deathsticks joke is genuinely great.

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The rise of prequelfags to prominence on this board makes me so happy deep down. Even though I have decried them and their gay movies, their existence brings joy to me. Tbh it helps me to feel like there's some hope for this world, like everything that is now scorned shall be lifted up and all the rough places be made plain. If people can love the Star Wars prequels this much, what can people not do?

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THE BANKING CLAN WILL SIGN YOUR TREATY

>Original Trilogy
>Every line is memorable

>Sequel Trilogy
>Every line is memorable

>Prequel Trilogy
>Forgettable garbage

>It's ironic, isn't it? It's like rain on your wedding day, or a a free ride when you've already paid. It's the good advice that you just didn't take, Anakin. And who would've thought it figured? Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you, young Jedi.

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>Aim just above the fuel cells
>Good call, my young padawan!

I HATE YOU

>dont let him kill meeee
The way he says this always cracks me up

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>I bypassed the compressor
>TRAITOR!
Those are the lines I remember best.

For all the wrong reasons, though.

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uh how do you juice a jawa

James Luceno is on another level

Luke- I am your father

>death star was an inside job

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youtube.com/watch?v=PW4OIHDsWsM

I feel you user.

Wow George is a fucking hack confirmed.

The power of the Dark Side.

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god i need this

THE TECHNO UNION ARMY IS *ayyyeeeyaayyeeo* AT YOUR DISPOSAL COUNT

fucking kek

How are you forgetting
>ULTIMAAAAATE POWEEEEEEEER!

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>character is a cunt to others
>is called Cunt Dooku

amazing, George

youtu.be/Z93SdirnzTw

Ian McDiarmid is the only good thing about the prequels.

Liam Neeson and Ewan McGregor were pretty good in the prequels tbf

This

>I just thought the Grievous said and how Lucas shot that scene was epic joy.
Want to try that sentence again?

what the fuck are you even trying to say?

>Implying the body double ho didn't have a much nicer ass than Madame Jew

youtu.be/46C-0VjLxPE

I love how these goofy alien Jedi all give very basic commands to these clones as if they wouldn't know where to shoot or hit a target or do basic shit.

They love them for being terrible and meme worthy, not for being good films.

Yousa thinkin' people gonna die, Annie?

This would've been immensely better if they had used the Yoda death sound from the first Lego Star Wars game.

Yea it's a pretty solid movie man, and most importantly, it's FUN to watch. It's entertaining, it takes you for a ride and you give a shit about the characters

kek same

Kek source?

Hahahahah

This is your daily reminder that the clones had a fully functional chain of command before the start of the clones wars but after the jedi came on the scene even most senior clone officers were outranked by jedi padawans with no combat experience.

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>"It's working!!!!"
>"ITS WORKAAAANNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Based.

>4 times
pleb tier. It came out when I was 9 during the peak of my star wars obsession and I went out of my way to make new friends to see the movie again in thearters
>ultimately seeing it 14 times

kek

>What is the most memorable line from the prequels?
the line that was wrapped around the block for people waiting to see it

>NYOOOOO NYOOOOO NYOOOOOOOOO

>Prequels are kino and have stood the test of time
liking something ironically doesn't make it legitimately good

...

This one is also good.

and this is your daily reminder that there are not panties in space

just watched it for the first time in a while and this bit still made me laugh out loud

youtube.com/watch?v=6yisws5rKoo

>110683046
this b8 is so shit you don't even deserve a (you)

my fucking sides

So you're saying
ahsoka..?

Lol so that's actually a low-quality byte from Attack of the Clones when Yoda is flipping around in his duel.

it was surreal

They are legitimately good
Anyone who critiques the dialogue of a campy sci-fi fantasy is a retarded nigger, the action scenes are kino, the visual design is great in every film. Just because fat mike solaska didn't like em doesn't change anything.

They are objectively good movies for what they set out to achieve. Which was being entertaining. Which they are.
Can you deny this?

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It's so interesting to me that one of teh biggest criticisms of the prequels is the clunky/awkward dialogue.
That's what Star Wars is. It's what it always has been. People fucking love the OT in part because of the goofy dialogue, it's iconic. But when the same dialogue is used in the prequels it's shit?
I legitimately think that no matter what episode 1 was like, people would have hated it, simply because they had built it up to such an extreme unbelievable level. I mean you see the footage from back then of fanboys talking about wanting to see it and how excited they are and shit, and they're literally ready to cream their pants acting like they're talking about meeting God himself.
Honestly, the worst part about the prequels--by far--was the directing, which is a shame since Lucas didn't even want to direct them anyway. Aside from that, they're pretty great movies within the context of Star Wars.

link?

you know he did. same as that fucking salt line.

the directing is not even that terrible outside of phantom menace, mostly just because the pacing is bizarre in that one
But that movie was really more about set pieces and individual happenings within the movie, I don't think anyone would argue that while it took up wayyyy too much of the running time the podracing subplot was great and memorable. As was the gungan city, the battle between the trade federation+naboo in space, etc.

>a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one!

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boy did that one backfire for him
Theres not a saltier group of people on the planet then nuwars defenders, TLJ defenders even more so

This board has made even passing enjoyment of the film hard to talk about due to the near autistic levels of hate this board has for TLJ, which wasn't even that bad of a film on it's own. Just having that opinion causes unending screeches.

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*passive I meant

They made some nice points about this in The Clone Wars
>Ahsoka gets command of a fighter squad during a space battle
>leads them into battle, yet has no idea how to do shit and gets 90% of them killed

The sand line could have objectively worked if they played up the fact that Anikan was inexperienced and Padme was helping him with discovering his emotions

"At last we will reveal ourselves to the jedi. At last we will have revenge."

the prequels were okay to good films that could never match the hype

the sequels are bad, soulless films that have been deliberately corporately hyped

I mean its fine to have your own opinion, but TLJ was objectively a deeply flawed film
>too long
>rose+finn subplot took up far too much of the running time (and budget apparently)
>Poe subplot (and finn/rose to a degree) completely dependent on Holdo not wanting to tell Poe the plan for literally no reason. Also takes up too much running time
>Not enough time spent with rey and luke, ebin subversion eliminates assumed training with luke in favor of boring scenes and porgs
>only potentially redeeming part of the movie was rey+kylo, but fight choreography gets worse with repeat viewings. Big bad subverted to be irrelevant and die like a bitch
>instead of going full subversion and having rey and kylo team up just resumes standard muh empire muh rebels plot

It was a bad film, but worse it committed a sin that not even the prequels did. It was boring.

There’s always a bigger fish

The prequels are bad films and the only thing you say about them is at least you can tell what things George was inspired by, even if the execution was garbage. The sequels are bad but have no inspiration which is why they can only recycle or "subvert" things from the OT.

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-Is that legal?
I will make it legal.

no, its
NOOOO-oooooo-OOOOOO-oooooo

>Be clone pilot
>Train literally your entire life to be a fighter pilot
>Train under a clone commander you know and trust for years
>The day of battle is here
>Now you're suddenly under the command of some teenage orange bitch because she can do magic tricks or something
>Die

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Irvin Kershner would've made this scene work.

>objective
There is that word again that this board doesn't know how to use.

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G-R-R-R-R-E-E-E

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>The prequels are bad films
Not really. They were entertaining, funny, brought new things to the greater lore, and are still talked about and watched today. Can't say the same for the sequels.
Just the fact that everyone ITT has different lines and moments they still remember 20 years later makes them a success for what they were trying to achieve.
They have achieved the ever elusive quality of timelessness, something the OT also did and the sequels have failed at completely.
No one remembers tfa already, and once 9 comes out and most likely flops the whole nu-trilogy will be memoryholed harder then the christmas special.

>Kershner

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Begun, the Star Wars, has...

>

that's not how the force works

I rebel!

wonder if she cucked him with some BBC

um I don't think that's for you to decide sweaty

"I guess the empire really did strike back"

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have you ever heard the tradgedy

Perhaps you were expecting some surprise, for me to reveal a secret that had eluded you, something that would change your perspective of events, shatter you to your core. There is no great revelation, no great secret. There is only you.

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bantha poojoo

Reminder that this was all according to Sheevs master plan of killing off as many Jedi as possible. The Clone War was more than just political theater and smokescreen for Sheevs ambitions; they were meant to produce Jedi casualties.

This is why command was given to Jedi - one, they would lead from the front since (because they have no military training and would thus be next to useless in rear echelon tasks) and die that much quicker; two, to tempt Jedi to the dark side via constant exposure to the horrors of war.

I have the high grond!

But what about the droid attack on the wookies?

and three, it would put all the Jedi that survived all that within convenient firing range of the Clones when Order 66 time came around

YOU WERE A TEMPLAR, JONDAR!
HOW COULD YOU SUCCUMB TO THIS COVEN???????

dude's voice was perfect

Based.

Sheev was lucky there was no Revan-tier strategist in that age of jedi.

>It is such a quiet thing to fall... but far more terrible as to admit it.

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Cheating seems to be a relevant term only when one is caught in the act. Otherwise it is viewed as intelligence, no?

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It also makes sense if he did that just to give a reason for the clones to secretly hate the guts of the jedi and therefore ensure the success of order 66 and minimize clone defectors. Since most clones would never see or even talk to a jedi their entire lives all it would take is for a few rumors to spread around that their current general got thousands of their brothers killed on some shithole planet by sheer incompetence and their trigger fingers get a little itchier.

URGWURGGURGGLURG

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Can we please bring back ghostposting

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>WHY PREQUELS MADE ALL JEDI HAVE ROBES?

>likely flops
You've been wrong 3 out of 4 times already.

>Wait a minute. How did this happen? We’re smarter than this
>Another happy landing
>YOUR NEW EMPIRE?
>I have the high ground!
>Don’t try it
Like 90% of Obi Wan’s lines

>Jedi are this fucking retarded that they don't even suspect fuckery with Palpatine putting them at the front lines

The banking clan will SIGN your treaty

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Natalie is crying.
What will you do to stop poor Natalie from crying?

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>you were right about one thing master, the negotiations were short
HOLY SHIT
I went back to rewatch this scene and forgot how fucking on point the comedic timing is
youtube.com/watch?v=pUbXyd-fK8Q&index=2&list=PLboAQoDrEeMvWghQLDoMXNFiNglepvz9E
>3:20

>obiwan says it with a smirk
>goes back to stern face qui-gon
>returns to obiwan still smirking
>quickly back to stern qui-gon for brief second
>back to obiwan who is now also stern

This 10 second visual gag is funnier then anything in the sequels, standalones, or tv programs. George lucas is a fucking genuis

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prequelshills can eat a dick tbqh

@110691723

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a solid 5 minutes of unironic kino that has stuck with me all these years

fuck forgot the link
youtube.com/watch?v=IezQw6dJs4I

>these SEETHING sequelsfags

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Roger Roger

the fucking music from phatom menace alone is enough to make it absolutely god tier.
It was the last time williams really gave it his all, shit still gives me chills

Not too mention the whole fight looks fucking great

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my dad bought the soundtrack and listened to it for years because this shit was so fucking KINO and he normally only listens to classical

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That's the big red warning sign, though. Disney Lucasfilm actually managed to make a Star Wars movie that flopped. That shit is comletely unheard of.

Even the prequels, despite how people have hated them, all made back their budgets several times over.

Lucasfilm has fucked up massively.

1. the orange bitch is older than the clone
2. the orange bitch has trained more than the clone
3. the orange bitch has superhuman senses/reflexes/intuition/morals

literally every sheev line.

>so who talks first?

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>tfw the horn fanfares when obiwan and qui-gon are fighting droids/cutting throught the blast doors

alot of the music in the prequels is *almost* on point with the asteroid field scene from empire, which I still say is the best music Williams has ever written
>t. lad who used to only listen to cassette tapes of the OT star wars soundtrack on the schoolbus

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passing is more accurate

The one you posted
“Everybody is good”

fucking this

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Seriously? No one posted the only good line in all of the three prequels?

>“So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause.”

>only good line in all of the three prequels

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...

>dreamworks face

Phantom Menace actually would have been really good if it wasn't for child Anakin. Too bad they didn't find Hayden earlier, and just introduce Anakin as a young teen. It would have solved a lot of issues, like his relationship with Padme would make more sense, and his piloting skills would have been more believable.

Best one

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Constant porno, Luke.

I only started pretending to prefer the originals after finding out my opinion was unpopular

"You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master."

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Have the movie start with late teens Anakin already as Obi-wan's apprentice and have the entire plot about them being stranded for whatever reason and have the climax of the movie be the pod race. Forget all the naboo/robots/gungans crap.

It's weird how Hayden actually works. He has this weird cadence that he lends to Anakin, but it fits with Vader's for later on.

that probably would have made phantom menace the best of the 3 tbqh
If they did that+toned down jar jar it would be one of the better sw movies period

this one

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>there are people alive who don't love the prequels
sad tbqh

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youtube.com/watch?v=66QaJFAj3PI

>obi wan wore robes
>yoda wore robes
>ghost anakin worse robes
>even sheev did
hmmm really makes me think

"The dark side of the force is a pathway to many genders some consider to be... unnatural."

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Is there any other franchise or series that can even come close to the sheer grandness of the prequels' clone wars? I'm talking about how it genuinely captures the feeling of a massive intergalactic conflict, both in terms of politics and actual warfare.
Not to mention the incredible aesthetics of both the Republic and the Separatists. All the trooper types, all the droid types, their vehicles, the lore behind them, etc.

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hello there!

Even fuckin Luke wore robes

Particularly when he was meeting Jabba and trying to look as Jedi as possible

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Movies? fuck no
The only thing I can think of that even comes close is the Dominion war in DS9, but that
>takes like 3 straight seasons of prep work
>lacks alot of the aesthetics, variety of troop and ship type, etc
>never REALLY feels like a true war as the cardassians literally just let jake sisko chill after taking the station instead of torturing him for intel or even taking him captive
>still have soap opera tier episodes mixed in with "war" ones

It really only gets the political aspect right and takes over 100 hours to do it worse then the prequels did.

>the cardassians literally just let jake sisko chill after taking the station instead of torturing him for intel or even taking him captive
What makes it funnier is how the previous cliffhanger made it seem like he was supposed to be in real danger when the cardassians showed up, yet apparently they couldn't care less about having the son of the emissary right in front of them. Then they also let the whole civilian staff keep doing their jobs instead of replacing them with cardassians on the single most important asset to the entire war effort.

There is no war here, unless you brought it with you

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The Republic will be reorganised into THE FIRST GALACTIC EMPIRE FOR A SAFE AND SECURE SOCIETY!

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Always believe in Sheev

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